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It's not a smile. It's a lid on a scream.

The Gap, Brisbane
Joined October 2010
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So we did a thing today
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Got some sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after 1 minor indiscretion. He slept with 1 of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training&money. A genuinely nice guy, and a brilliant vet
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And the award for policeman name of the year 2019 goes to....
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The Polonia Wax Museum in Krakov is a thing of beauty. The best £12.50 ever spent. A thread.
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Me: I think I’ll open this kitchen drawer Potato masher: The fuck you will
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I just put these on. I tried to walk away but I stumbled.
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I swear the spelling in the UK is getting worse
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The bit that stings most, however accurate, is the reference to ‘middle aged’
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It’s a bit optimistic, but I suppose it’s worth one last try.
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My wonderful dad, Mick, passed away today after a long battle with dementia. He was a brilliant, kind and funny man who was loved not only by family & friends but by the generations of schoolchildren he taught in my hometown. If I can be even half the man he was, I’ll die happy.
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My dad is 54, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad, @TheBiancaDelRio
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There’s nothing like watching sportsmen celebrating. It always brings a lump to my throat.
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Nice one, Asos. What if the wearer crosses their legs?
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Krakow. Fuck. Half asleep when I posted it and now it’s getting numbers and I look like I can’t spell. 🤣
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@felipetristan @nycballet This is beautiful. My dad is now non-verbal due to Alzheimer’s but the last time I was able to visit him he still lit up and mouthed the words to any Beatles song I played.
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When you have a meeting in the city at 3pm but need to be back in the Louvre by 5pm
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Evening fellas
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Moving day is finally here!
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That awful moment when you realise the train is wearing the same outfit as you. http://t.co/9j5UojqM76
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Sydney here I come!
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@chrissyteigen I think she is burying one of Donald’s horcruxes
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I was caught taking a selfie on my last flight yesterday. 🤣
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@moist_macro That’s where I saw it too! It popped up on my memories. Still makes me chuckle and clearly does for others.
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I’m crying because I’m so happy for them on their big day.
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And this, reader, is why I’m marrying him.
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Well thank fuck the virus can’t move sideways. #covid19 #coronavirus #quarantinelife
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It’s snowing and I’m a little excited
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Not bad for winter
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Thursday night drinks o’clock
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Do you look your age? Post a pic! 48
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Lil Dave 🌈
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Do you look your age? Post a pic! 46
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Worst sequel ever
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@The_JamesJordan It has been horrendous. Look what happened to this boat in Hong Kong Harbour.
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Time for a quick shower in Dubai before the next flight
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The face of a man with a horrible chest infection
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Time to fly home to Brisbane. London, Brussels, Berlin & Burton have been a blast.
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Who fancies a bite?
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Good morning from sunny Sydney
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@realitybased111 @maie_lynn A vet being a veterinarian. Not a veteran. I was wondering if this would fox those the other side of the Atlantic.
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@AleBianchi37 It was always her favourite 🤣
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@RevJide Ah it’s all good. It’s so bloody awful it made me laugh. I can’t imagine ever being that miserable that I would make a comment like that. Poor little man.
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Ross Noble: “Australia is going through what’s called The Spice Girls Paradigm; everyone’s trying their hardest, but Victoria’s ruining it for everybody”.
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Atomic Kitten proudly launching their European tour in Paris
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Why does today feel like it should be a Friday?
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@EarlOfPowys Hilariously bad 🤣
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It was an early blurry start this morning
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I legit thought the same thing
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Decided to go without my contact lenses today. Not a look I go public with very often. Twitter, do your worst.
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Good morning!
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Home time!
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Great first day in London today. So good to be back despite the grey skies and drizzle.
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A long flight ahead!
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Happy Sunday to you
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Happy Sunday to you
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Night night
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Farted on the train and four people turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice.
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New hotel. Different pool. Same overexcited boyfriend.
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We will be celebrating the life of my brilliant dad, Mick, today as we give him the send off he deserves. This man was my biggest inspiration. ❤️
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Made a new friend called Coco today
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A couple of old relics
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My very own Bunnings trade. 🤣🤣🤣
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Saturday morning after the work party and I am not remotely hungover because I am now a grown-up and don’t go wild at the free bar. Who knew?
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And we’re off!
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Ahhhh I love this story about us meeting on NYE in NYC. ❤️
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