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rat bastard noah

@sentient_dorito

1 year

want a bite? 🌭

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rat bastard noah

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9 months

she kind of looks like an expensive cat

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rat bastard noah

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2 months

nine eleven eve 😭

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Kamala Harris and Donald Trump have both agreed to debate on September 10th, @ABC reports.

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met a celebrity last night

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zads🤍

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I hate bitches who like snow

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rat bastard noah

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3 months

just got offered a $300 rent DECREASE for my renewal 😭

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rat bastard noah

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4 months

bumpin that

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11 months

trimming the hairs on that mole

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1 year

no more straight DJs at gay bars PLEASE

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4 months

born at the right time to be gay and listen to charli xcx

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Someone edit Green Light over this please its for science

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rat bastard noah

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5 months

screaming “THE DEFENSE IS WRONG”

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5 months

You see me across the bar lookin @ you like this… wyd?

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rat bastard noah

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5 years

This was an extremely defining pop culture moment for me in middle school

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rat bastard noah

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1 year

well yes!

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This new MSCHF handbag is so small — smaller than a grain of sea salt — you’ll need a microscope to see it. “I almost hope somebody eats it,” the group's chief creative officer said.

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10 months

Honestly if she posted this during c*v*d l*ckd*wn she would have been on the news I bet

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rat bastard noah

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1 year

insane mansplaining

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3 months

@c0nn0rpl3as3

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rat bastard noah

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10 days

sorry not sorry for sl*tting my friends out a bit 🫶🏼

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rat bastard noah

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1 year

she was erasing a bisexual here

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@JayyRayy_ He lasted minutes

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10 months

Heather gathering Whitney, Meredith, and Lisa on the beach before dinner #RHOSLC

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7 months

cannot stop laughing at this

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1 year

@computer_gay and claim to not be a n*zi

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11 months

doing this on a Sunday night after an evening walk can be so important

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3 months

@maaackblank she goes “the realtor said to charge you this much but I would go $100 lower than that just to have you there still” like truly unprecedented

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6 months

missing when times were simpler

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rat bastard noah

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3 months

god loves me sometimes

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rat bastard noah

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2 years

he’s not wrong for this tbh 🪦

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rat bastard noah

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1 year

my choice was stranger by the lake and I loved it

rat bastard noah

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1 year

need a sad and preferably lgbtq+ movie to watch I’m in the mood to cry

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5 months

can’t wait to sleep in my bed tonight and make out with my boyfriend tomorrow

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rat bastard noah

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2 months

guys stop liking this if they put me on Fox News for saying nine eleven eve I’m going to have to go into hiding 🥸

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1 year

@curtissnorman this stuff feels like borderline fetish content tbh

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rat bastard noah

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1 year

POPPERS ON ICE

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1 year

need them to see me from across the bar and like my vibe asffffffff

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1 year

give him my number

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1 year

Men

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rat bastard noah

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1 year

if you told me these were some gays in austin texas I might believe u

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1 year

It’s giving Spahn Ranch

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@SuperSw33tLu

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rat bastard noah

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2 years

posting this (but in like a twink-on-myspace kind of way) ^_−☆

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11 months

@Microbe_lover you must be fun at parties

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🌞🌞🌞

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rat bastard noah

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2 months

why didn’t anyone let me know how ridiculous I look taking photos??

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4 months

feeling pretty (tired)

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rat bastard noah

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3 months

ok muting now but thx all for celebrating with me and I hope you get to experience the joy of lower rent soon 🧘🏼‍♂️

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9 months

@octatate ran thru on what? grindr?

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2 years

@heaven_toniight “not racist to be racist” huh…?

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1 year

love u Drake but not this not now

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rat bastard noah

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1 month

Will Ferrell being a huge visible ally to trans people is cool as fuck because sooooo many straight boys I know idolize him and quote his movies constantly

Netflix

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Will Ferrell and his close friend, former head writer at SNL, Harper Steele embark on a cross-country road trip together after Harper comes out as a trans woman in the documentary film, WILL & HARPER. In select theaters this September and on Netflix September 27.

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rat bastard noah

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1 year

who wants a bite?

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8 months

my man doesn’t have a twitter but he admitted to sometimes scrolling thru mine to see what’s going on online so happy v day nick just in case you see this

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1 year

childhood bathroom thirst trap time

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rat bastard noah

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1 year

felt hot, not deleting 💋

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11 months

I’m so serious when I say I will accept no other option

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11 months

heard they were making a live-action legend of zelda movie

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rat bastard noah

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3 months

@franklypinks a leetle bit I’d say

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11 months

EEEEEEEEEEE

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💋

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rat bastard noah

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2 years

now my life is sweet like cinnamon like a fuckin dream I’m livin in

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3 months

@svershbow literally no clue I will not be questioning it

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1 year

lighten up!

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1 year

me tapping the fuck out of these dc bitches on grindr rn GOOD MORNING

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1 year

insta saw it first

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1 year

oh the twinks are going to eat this one up

Dom Dolla

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Just put the finishing touches on this one… @NellyFurtado 👀

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@agostinhozinga Tbh better to play that when it’s empty and not waste good music on a dead bar

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8 months

16 CARRIAGES 😭

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Timothy

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Post a pic where you look really bad

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9 months

yay fitness

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1 year

does my new haircut make me look mean and sexy??

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2 years

it’s too cold in tx

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1 year

come here often?

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1 year

next time I’m just going to say that I want to have a threesome w them

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1 year

cannot gatekeep this photo of my eyes sorry ;(

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rat bastard noah

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2 years

spf 4 or gtfo

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7 months

aforementioned haircut

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7 months

kind of miserable today but I got a fantastic haircut so there’s that at least

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1 year

NOT BEL AMI

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Instagram is the actual hellsite

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7 months

this is my cowboy carter listening party

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1 year

4 pics because I’m feeling generous 🧘🏼‍♀️

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Not enough half naked gays in speedos on my TL today for me

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ijbol

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11 months

ok muting goodbye yall be safe

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1 year

ok, who wants breakfast?

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@wwwdotjondotcom I’d just say ask me out in 7 weeks then and we’ll see

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1 year

excuse me, poolboy? this greased piggy would like a margarita 🧈🐷

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@petworthot “And I’m from the real LA” I screamed

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@mvddm some of my best comedic camera work tbh

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I should prob invest in more women’s spandex shorts tbh

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@gayth0ts twink supreme

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1 year

feeling hot (as per usual)

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@rkktweets every time this happens it feels like my 13th reason tbh

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1 year

spf 4 is so important

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2 years

🍸🐀

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2 years

pov ur a lil bug in the grass

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🍒

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ate this one more

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kinda ate this up ngl

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oomf: you look sweaty me: hold on

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I feel naked

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have to shave my beard for drag today…

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1 year

good morning 😇

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5 months

@matos_tomas that scene has me in tears without fail every time I watch it 🫶🏼

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rat bastard noah

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2 years

good morning saturday morning 👼🏼

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5 months

pool boy for hire 🎣

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