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there’s a very specific and special place in my heart for baby gromit

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what is happening

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served my old landlord in work the other day and rushed her into paying before she could scan her clubcard

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i won’t tell anyone if i win the lottery but there will be signs

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this is what paddington would look like in missionary

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there is not a single thought behind those eyes god bless

Rodge

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This man is single handedly winning us the Euros

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ye bird reckons this was a red card

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when u go to sleep in a palace surrounded by ur family and wake up and ur name is malibu barbie

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3 years

same as the last 95 years then is it

Glasgow Live

@Glasgow_Live

3 years

The Queen will be taking it easy for the rest of the year.

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when i spend every other second of the day slagging off the UK but need to start defending us when it comes to food

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reckon i’ve watched this about 50 times now

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“secretly record Rodney” he’s a cat mind you

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3 years

i think if u put an a-level exam paper in front of an american they’d keel over

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3 years

everything everywhere is actually free if u just pick it up and run

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@UberFacts

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What company secrets can you reveal, now that you don’t work for the company anymore? 💭

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oh shit i’m unfollowing rn. huge fan of his wife’s veggie sausages but had no idea he was a member of the beatles

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2 years

she wants to get her piles checked

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booing the national anthem in front of william is big dick energy love yous all

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1 year

hear me out it’s like the town in cat in the hat but all pink

zoë rose bryant

@zoerosebryant

1 year

Mentally I am here (Barbieland)

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3 years

paedophiles

Monzo 🏦

@monzo

3 years

London is literally the only place in the UK that goes to Pret more than Greggs. #MonzosVeryImportant2021DataThing

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i love him

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 year

iOS 16.4 introduces 21 new emojis.

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3 years

not a single roadwork in sight just pure vibes

LiverpoolTweeta

@LiverpoolTweeta

3 years

Liverpool 1965 in colour. #Liverpool

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praying for the abolition of the monarchy and wanting the queen to live another year for a 4 day bank holiday

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why would u snitch on urself like this

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1 year

not only did i just get ID’d in the shop but she also quizzed me on me birthday to double check

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3 years

let’s hear her out

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2 years

u need to be able to afford electricity and appliances to cook u massive fucking winnet

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1 year

i wanted to genuinely kill myself during lockdown and i still had more fun than this

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

1 year

🚨 | BREAKING: A first ever video of partygate has been leaked showing the Tories drinking, dancing and LAUGHING at breaking covid rules “Are you filming this? As long as we’re not steaming that we’re like, bending the rules ahahah”

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9 months

happy 2nd birthday sweetheart 🫶

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3 years

this is what paddington would look like in missionary

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1 year

says!! the man!!! on £340,000!!!! per year!!!!!

Politics UK

@PolitlcsUK

1 year

🚨 | NEW: Bank of England’s Chief Economist has said Brits “need to ACCEPT” they are poorer and stop asking for pay rises [ @graemewearden ]

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the way u all jumped straight to bullying me and didn’t even stop to think that it’s nice to see a bear bottoming be represented

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getting from queens square to lime street

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3 years

ur shopping in ur local supermarket and notice this absolute sweetie pie how do u open?

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this account isn’t a safe space for people who took PE seriously

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asked my womb and it just told me it wants two ibuprofen

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hope bereal lines up with the official death announcement

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tweeting this half an hour before i go to work and have my phone on silent for me shift. have a sexy saturday 😃

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i’m sorry to hear that your grandad passed away yeah i actually am like obviously i'm i'm going to be upset about that innit yeah and william you know the only thing is yeah is that no one can force me to be your mate or anything yeah and i don't want to be mates wiv you alright

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Paddy the Baddy must be doing well people are digging up old tweets from 4 hours ago. Jealousy is a terrible thing

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1 year

have u tried rawdogging this country it’s a fucking nightmare

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

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Millions taking antidepressants for five years or more

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2 years

george michael wrote careless whisper when he was 17

Squawka

@Squawka

2 years

No player in the 92-year history of the World Cup has scored more goals in the Final than Kylian Mbappé (3). He turns 24 years old on Tuesday. 🤷‍♂️ #FIFAWorldCup

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i was definitely born in the right generation sorry i love kissing girls and ordering kfc at 10am

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3 years

champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends 😪

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i think the past tense for the word rhyme should be rhome and not rhymed

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3 years

lesbians aren’t a cute little soft aesthetic lmaooo why would u even use that as an adjective

lamb chop

@lilmissagitated

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had a very lesbian evening with my husband, made spaghetti together then watched Dickinson and ended the night with a candle lit bubble bath together it doesn’t get better than this

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“working really hard” is such an angering phrase to hear as a defence to the royal family. do they fuck

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1 year

ur never gonna make me feel sorry for someone on 80,000 GREAT BRITISH POUNDS PER YEAR

Hanny Hendrix

@HansTheTrapper

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this is the worst thing i’ve seen today.

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thank u complete stranger

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taking an aesthetic picture in the rain doesn’t make the housing anymore affordable

Harry Gray

@H_H_Gray

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Still can't believe there are people out there who prefer the Manchester on the left.

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M&S Bank Arena Liverpool

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Thanks for the support Kourtney xoxo

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3 years

pov ur a first gen uni student who’s just sent ur mum ur final degree results

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if i hadn’t already handed me notice in this would have done it for me

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this 9-5 life is a piece of piss i’ve just pissed away two days on a spreadsheet that took maybe 3 hours max

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2 years

j.k. rowling is trending again and i’ll save u all the search. she’s getting into strangers cars and just pissing in the passenger seat yet again. she just can’t stop doing it

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told me mum i wanted a tattoo of a dagger and she just looked at me and went “knife crime??? really??”

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maybe im built different but if i was a footballer i’d just score

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lily spent £10 on a mystery bag of stuff worth £49 from claire’s and i’m sat here actually crying

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1 year

literally and then i got this and it actually made me feel very special so how about that <3

Meg ✨

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when people say tesco force ppl to get clubcards with their pricing so they can 'collect data' but what is so insidious about the type of data they can collect? spending habits surely arent that precious to people

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customer said to me before “oh i’m starving and i’ve got a pasty in one of these bags and it smells gorgeous” so i was like oooh that’ll be nice won’t it and she went “well no it wont bc i don’t like pasties do i 😐😐” sound

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oh so hardly any time at all either way

Marie Le Conte

@youngvulgarian

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ah, travelling across south London 😌

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BBC Press Office

@bbcpress

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👑 On @BBCOne , The Coronation of TM King Charles III and Queen Camilla was watched by a peak of 13.4 million and an average audience of 11.9 million. 👑 On @BBCTwo , a peak of 1.7 million and average of 1.4 million watched signed coverage of the day's events.

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no one asked u ye hairy slut

Paddington

@paddingtonbear

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Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

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nan told me she’d left me some sweets outside my room. i would rather her tell me she hates me to my face

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wow okay unfollowing now! i danced with her honey cause i thought it was funny, had no idea her mother didn’t know she was out

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I don’t like this angle at all. They ARE men. Men ARE violent against women, and that’s the problem

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some of u are gonna spend tomorrow “ruining christmas” by going the pub and some of u are gonna be in ur PJ’s with a hot chocolate. not me tho i’m in work, making moves, grafting like god intended 💪💪

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me saying “i have to do everything in this bloody house” when me mum asks for a cuppa knowing full well she’s worked all day and has done all the washing

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crying at the two top comments

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where do men get off

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i support the bullying of harry styles and i think more artists should be bullied for horrific prices of tickets

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3 years

imagine not living in New York

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that’s okay i’ll include him when i say it

jazmin

@itsnotjazminn

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when i say “i hate men” my man ain’t included btw

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i once blocked someone bc they called wetherspoons “wethers” and not spoons

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not even the fact it isn’t true at all what a fucking bizarre thing to say about someone whose just died when u loved them

andy bearrorist

@MutualAidLiker

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Amanda Holden on Paul O'Grady: "He didn't have a woke bone in his body" That would be the drag artist, AIDS campaigner, LGBTQ+ hero and anti austerity critic Paul O'Grady. ffs

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has kirstie allsopp considered that i don’t even pay for my own netflix and leech off someone else’s

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we gave nan an alexa a few years ago and i’ve only just found out u can see the voice history

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how sexy to be alive at the same time as this sky rn

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i’m gonna start charging people to use this tweet

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me if sleeping with 18 stuffed animals ever becomes illegal

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“wordle was made for his wife ofc it has american words” have u considered im taking every opportunity i can to slag off yanks

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big day for annoying people

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fully vaccinated people are now allowed to pull up in the monster automobile gangster with a bad bitch that came from sri lanka

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happy st. george’s day where we celebrate the only st. george

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2 years

survive 3 days outside of london i dare u

Tom Harwood

@tomhfh

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This breaches my human rights - it’s the tube not a Caledonian sleeper!!

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2 years

the abolition of the monarchy

The Royal Family

@RoyalFamily

2 years

🎉 There's just 2 days to go until the #PlatinumJubilee Celebration Weekend! What are you most looking forward to?

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just checked me dissertation results and besties…

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me taking at least one sick day within the first 3 months of any new job i have just to gauge their reaction

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at a gig and bought a round

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how much does power have to turn u on that u take to facebook to brag like this about locking up people shoplifting cleaning products when we can’t even afford gas and leccy anymore

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if u see an insta story immediately after someone’s posted it then that’s not embarrassing. what is embarrassing is if that person notices bc they’re checking to see who’s viewed it in the literal minutes after posting it thank u

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it was his fault

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if i scan something in work and i think it’s too much i just void it off and give it to the customer and don’t say anything. scanned a tin of peaches yesterday for £1.10 and took it right off ur not paying that mate trust me

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it’s so grim watching people call ronaldo a rapist one minute and then buzz off him bc he’s back at United. he’s still a rapist and a fucking danger

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