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marie biscuit

@selfstanbot

6 months

this is what i be suffering through

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11 months

one time i saw a bba student post this and experienced violent anger

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9 months

i have a solution

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10 months

you're telling me three different women agreed to marry shoaib malik and im still single???

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11 months

its so over

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2 years

my father doesn't watch religious sermons because he believes he can't be accountable for a sin if he wasn't aware it is a sin so he has just decided that he will simply not learn what is right or wrong

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7 months

ramzan ka hi khyal krleti

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@yoongienthusias

7 months

what the fuck

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9 months

lahore

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2 years

only asif can hit a six on a hatrick ball

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5 years

Spent my day at work making a gay Pakistan flag. ✌

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8 months

hes just running. he doesn't care where

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9 months

when my card declines in therapy and they bring out all the hopeful pct edits before the world cup

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7 months

if progress isnt linear it should be exponential instead actually

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11 months

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2 years

why did this girl title her notes "lecture 1" ? girl we are in week 9

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8 months

naseem shah, in the most platonic of ways, you are the love of my life

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1 year

the day i learned ms dohni had haters in india was the day i stopped taking cricket fans seriously because like what more do you want from that man. if a pakistani captain got me t20, odi AND ct then i would simply never utter a single word against him

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1 year

why pit two beautiful women against each other (pak vs nz)

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11 months

something seriously wrong with this woman like why would she post this TODAY

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6 months

you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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8 months

in the same hotel as babar azam. 100 likes and i make a run for it through security to go meet pz

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@selfstanbot

2 years

rare instance of mazher arshad backing rizwan

Mazher Arshad

@MazherArshad

2 years

@Ahmad_Saleem Rizwan is the best keeper-batter in Pakistan’s Test history. No one has a better batting avg than him. He’s scored tough runs in all conditions - Aus, NZ, Eng, Pak etc. Just 3-4 bad games and people be thinking he should be axed. Fans on social media have some crazy takes 😂😂

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1 year

absolutely ridiculous that they are gonna make us play the rest of the match. like go take your win and spare us the embarassment

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@selfstanbot

6 months

why is a heart react on whatsapp so much more intimate than a liked message on instagram. they're both the same fucking emoji

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@selfstanbot

9 months

@torphor google docs pr nahi hoti bestie, the ballots are counted by hand and then totalled either by a man very fast at maths or mobile calculator app

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2 years

not only should healing be linear but it should also not take so much time.

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1 year

on this day, i decided never to watch cricket again because nothing could ever top this moment in my life

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@selfstanbot

9 months

how it feels asking people if we can go watch psl

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@selfstanbot

10 months

no way men are writing "and we created you in pairs" for a second wedding

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@selfstanbot

10 months

no longer defending girls with internalised misogyny, if you're 20+and still think female frienships have a hidden agenda and are riddled with insecurity and jealousy then that is a skill issue

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@selfstanbot

11 months

someone asked at chai if people have seen animal and crush dude immediately said "bakwas movie hai"

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@selfstanbot

8 months

what one rameen article does for the sport

PakistanSuperLeague

@thePSLt20

8 months

HOUSE FULL 🔥 National Bank Stadium is the place to be! 🏟️🤩 #HBLPSLFinal | #HBLPSL9 | #KhulKeKhel | #MSvIU

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2 years

maybe najam sethi becoming chairman is all just a plot from God to rid me off my cricket hyperfixation so i can focus on my career

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@selfstanbot

5 months

middle order will not fail if there is no middle order

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@selfstanbot

6 months

karachi is nothing without its people. the people of karachi are the best thing about this city. there is no loving karachi without loving karachiites

beezus

@blurmynamepls

6 months

how do i explain to a non karachiite, someone who has not heard the pulse of the city beating, not seen the colours in it come to life, not felt the flavours it offers deep inside their soul, how do i tell such a person how much i love this city but hate the ppl who inhabit it?

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5 years

Wish this were my parents

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@selfstanbot

5 months

when will we as a society move on from Iftikhar fielding in slip

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@selfstanbot

4 months

my karachi ass a bit too comfortble in Islamabad because why do I have my laptop out in a random park

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@selfstanbot

1 year

the pia:

rameen

@rameenwhile

1 year

i fall too much like it cant be normal

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@selfstanbot

10 months

@fxsteller me n rameen today (got left on read)

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@selfstanbot

2 years

being peer pressured into studying bec when i send a message to the groupchat it only gets one tick

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@selfstanbot

2 years

cant believe i spent my adolescent years desperately wanting to make queer friends then i met iba queers and nopped out immediately

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@selfstanbot

8 months

im so glad they're united and not spread over different franchises.

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@selfstanbot

11 months

hate when white people make a good meme about us. stop appropriating our culture

Dave

@CricketDave27

11 months

Mohammad Nawaz when it’s time to bowl the last over of the 2024 WT20 final and Shaheen is looking around the field at his options

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1 year

i am graduating from therapy and it is giving me more joy than graduating from university

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@selfstanbot

7 months

genuinely convinced anyone who doesn't find this man beautiful is just racist

sahii🪻

@_lecmilton

7 months

not y'all calling him "MID"?????? 😭😭

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@selfstanbot

2 years

gaslighting my mother into thinking i camcelled my lunch plan with my friends because she was mean about it and not because we all had too much work to do

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@selfstanbot

1 year

newzealand is like the unemployed friend who is always ready to hang out with you

Geo Super

@geosupertv

1 year

🚨 Breaking News 🚨 Read more: #NZvPAK

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1 year

rip twitter user deadithurts. suspended but not forgotten

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@selfstanbot

1 year

ngl the iba anti lgbt poster at first glance looks like its promoting the gay agenda. like dirty love is such a catchy movie title

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@selfstanbot

7 months

girl bas krde

Taylor Swift

@taylorswift13

7 months

It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine

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1 year

im so unemployed friend coded because why is it 3pm on a Wednesday and i am reading good omens and watching pakistan vs nepal

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2 years

actually this was my favourite event of Pakistan cricket this year

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11 months

my flight is late im going to kms

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1 year

test cricket is real cricket

-invader 🇵🇸

@sshayaannn

1 year

Just realized we're at the top in WTC points table.

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6 months

he got a haircut

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9 months

Grassroots Cricket

@grassrootscric

9 months

A heroic performance by Ubaid Shah – A five-wicket haul in an U19 World Cup match! 🔥 #U19WorldCup

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6 months

look at my full strength team dawg we are losing the worldcup

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2 years

rizbar playing first half: we might win 167 target: can't defend this 3 wickets in 2 overs: we might defend hasnain last over: match gone from hands rauf over: back in play but optimistic and then we win with a run out. psycopath team

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1 year

just remembered that for the longest time i thought junaid jamshed was in the beatles. like i just thought vital signs was the beatles

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@selfstanbot

2 years

its just like my brain. darkness all around except for where the cricket happens

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@selfstanbot

2 years

i love this shot of the stadium so much.

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4 months

my mother is using my copy of the communist manifesto as a makeshift hand fan because our light gone

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1 year

we made the one guy to win odi wc the fucking prime minster and you cant respect the man who gave you three titles??

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@selfstanbot

1 year

One day a man will ask me who my favourite batsman is and i will say "Naseem Shah" and he will laugh and think I don't know anything about cricket but in reality he will be the one who doesn't know anything about naseem shah

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8 months

I'll be like I'm having a terrible day and its 9 24

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1 year

look what i got

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@selfstanbot

11 months

they need to lock me in a cage

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@selfstanbot

2 years

babat going from captaining one of the best t20 bowling attacks in the world to whatever zalmi has going on is going to be fun to watch

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@selfstanbot

2 years

ramzan ended

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@selfstanbot

11 months

karachi dhoop i missed you so much

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@selfstanbot

1 year

this was supposed to be a grand event I was supposed to be doing this surrounded with friends and classmates wdym I clicked "leave meating" on a silly little laptop screen and this is the end of four years

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1 year

saw this girl's instagram stories. it was her birthday. she posted a birthday wish for herself via her son's Instagram account (2 yo son) then reposted it on her own story saying thank you beta?????

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@selfstanbot

8 months

may god forgive me but I just made iftar plans with crush dude

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@selfstanbot

11 months

i genuinely think that the only city in Pakistan worthy of someone making it their entire personality is Karachi. not because it is the best (subjective) but because it is the only city which requires you to survive it and that builds a character not paralleled by other cities

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1 year

punjab is so weird because someone was like oh are you sindhi and i was like no, and then he did not understand what a mohajir was so i said oh I'm urdu speaking so he was like "wo tou me bhi bolta hun" ????

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@selfstanbot

8 months

multan you want to choke. you want to choke so bad

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@selfstanbot

1 year

i love pakistanis because i just saw two four people on two bikes and the passenger on the first bike was holding hands with the rider on the other bike and the person behind him was making a video of their hand holding

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@selfstanbot

10 months

shoaib malik will not see your tweets mocking his new marriage but your friends who are whores will

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@selfstanbot

9 months

10likes and i send this funny reel to crush dude even though i dont know if its his type of humor

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@selfstanbot

1 year

saw my brother do breathing exercises to prepare for a football match. my parents could not produce one (1) mentally stable child

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@selfstanbot

8 months

shadab said

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@selfstanbot

2 years

have just been referring to my nb friend as "babe" for the past few weeks because i forgot the new name the chose for themself 💀

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@selfstanbot

2 years

two papers due tomorrow but i am more invested in a white girl taking shadab's shorts

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@selfstanbot

2 years

my friends can not escape me because this one person deleted Instagram and whatsapp so I have just been emailing them one liner life updates

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@selfstanbot

1 year

if i has a nickel for everytime iftikhar ahmed had to complete a fast bowler's over I'd have two nickels. which isnt a lot but its weird that it happened twice

Grassroots Cricket

@grassrootscric

1 year

Naseem Shah has gone off the field holding his hand – Iftikhar Ahmed is completing his over. #PAKvIND | #AsiaCup2023

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@selfstanbot

9 months

karachi i was on you

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7 months

friendgroup teasing another girl with crush dudes name

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@selfstanbot

9 months

@missmikhin yesterday i saw people bring their entire families to vote, women older than pakistan, blind women who needed help casting their vote, people who couldn't even stand in line long enough, and it broke my heart so fucking much like what is this all for.

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@selfstanbot

1 year

itni optimistic awam hai. this dude wont let them keep the exam on Wednesday because us din semi final hoga hmara

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@selfstanbot

11 months

coming back to karachi after three months in islamabad is like when a wild animal is realised into its natural habitat after being illegally kept in some eccentric rich man's penthouse

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@selfstanbot

11 months

crush dude that i thought would be misogynist is actually a feminist and was observed defending it in a group of men

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@selfstanbot

9 months

crush dude texting at 4am to ask if i reached safely

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@selfstanbot

1 year

@rameenwhile was shadab wrong yes? was i mad at Afghanistan for doing it still? yes

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@selfstanbot

1 year

he thinks hes rizwan

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@selfstanbot

9 months

white saviour complex so strong I'm tempted to defend pcb

Andrew McLean

@McleanOnCricket

9 months

BREAKING: I'm not coming for the PSL. I asked the @TheRealPCBMedia for accreditation on 24 January. I assumed it would be a formality but they never even acknowledged my request. I doubt another gora has done more to promote Pakistan, not just cricket 🏏, in the last 2 years

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@selfstanbot

1 year

feeling like a soldier returning from war (tumblr unbanned)

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@selfstanbot

10 months

the vet told us our cat is in STRESS. obviously very concerned for the cat but also like i can't believe there is not one single mentally sane living being in that household, human or animal

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@selfstanbot

6 months

i dont care that a wicket was taken by your favs. it should have happened for naseem shah instead

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