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@sehsmiffy

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MUFC ๐Ÿ”ดโšช๏ธโšซ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ โšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ’• ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค LONDON- please dont DM i dont read ๐Ÿค“

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@sehsmiffy
sarah smith
6 years
We used to carry walkmans & nokia 3210โ€™s not knives-we also used to jump off roofs into hedges like jackass not jump people with knives-we used to spend our evenings at youth club not walking the streets out to get someone,my youth was amazing-these youths need help!! #stabbed
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sarah smith
3 years
I am 36 today ... and feeling it ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚ #HappyBirthdayToMe
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sarah smith
6 years
As if we dont see enough of holly willoughby on our screens with #thismorning , celeb juice, these hair adverts, that ither game show and now im a celeb ... is there no other presenters available , sick of looking at her and schofe on every bloody thing ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ™ˆ #imacelebrity
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sarah smith
3 months
I havenโ€™t stopped thinking about jay slater whoโ€™s missing in tenerife all night, every mums worst nightmare, he is the same age as my son whoโ€™s just come had his own first rave holiday abroad alone, hoping & praying for him and his Mumma , and that they find him safe & well๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป๐Ÿค
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sarah smith
7 years
I am loving this interview and this little girl climbing the set like shes godzilla ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป #itvnews #itvlunchtimenews @itvnews
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sarah smith
10 years
Omg ya "have that ya fat bastards" ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ i bloody love love love this woman & the gob on her,Tell it how it is !! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™Œ @KTHopkins #MyFatStory
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sarah smith
6 years
Im confused as to why theyre laughing when theyre explaining what theyre inside for and what theyve been convicted for , fire arms , kidnap , long day now no hot water for a cuppa ?! Yeah fucking hilarious mate , shit youve put in a hard shift ,YA MUG !! What a prick ! #prison
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sarah smith
5 years
I grew up on the rd infront of robert pattinson and i actually always remember him looking like this,with a long coat on and on his skateboard around our green ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธinfact i still live here and hes often in the pub when in the uk,you cant take the town out of the boy #AllHailTheKing
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sarah smith
8 years
Minor convictions, yet one of the most wanted in europe, really ?! And the met didnt want to do this prog ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค” #markduggan #LawfulKilling
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sarah smith
2 years
Do you know why some british women are hard work โ€ฆ. Beacuse of slobby assholes like this p**ck who think theyre gods gift and treat women like maids !! Yuck ! #90DayFianceUK
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sarah smith
5 years
Why does christian remind me of the snd of beetlejuice , the guy in the waiting room with the big body and tiny head ๐Ÿค” #fiveguysaweek
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sarah smith
1 month
Bbc didnt sack huw edwards for being a dirty bastard but theyโ€™ve sacked jermaine jenas , jeez what did he do ๐Ÿค” anyway thankyou bbc he drove me insane , makes you wanna turn it all off before a games even began ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป
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sarah smith
6 years
This show feels awkward and so fucking forced !! James buckley ligit looks like he could go to sleep , and joe thomas looks as though hes daydreaming about being somewhere fucking better ffs #inbetweeners
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sarah smith
3 years
Struggling to watch this programme ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ this poor guy, the vile neighbours and the bloody police , the people who are meant to keep us safe ... wtf !! Safeguarding -Prevention- It is better to take action before harm occurs! i hope the โ€œpoliceโ€ were investigated #murderedbyamob
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sarah smith
1 month
Match day lets go, come on united โค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ–ค #MUFC #MUFC_FAMILY #GGMU #ManUtd
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sarah smith
6 years
Listen if she does her weekly shop in her local convenience shop then the chicks got money you know they wack up prices, jeez my local wants ยฃ1.69 for a peach fanta ffs #richkidsgoskint
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sarah smith
8 years
Thankyou for rt's over last 7wks,Fluffles is home,found safe&well 87miles away in Gloucestershire๐Ÿ’• @SNARLLondon @PetsAlertUK @ProtectCatsLDN
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sarah smith
5 years
Whaaaaat Kids who dont like an arcade ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ญ my kids would literally sell the shoes on their feet for a pot of 2ps and a chance of the shitty stickers falling with the next bundle of 2ps fml #richholidaypoorholiday
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@sehsmiffy
sarah smith
8 years
Night out ๐Ÿ’•
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sarah smith
3 years
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sarah smith
8 years
#happysunday people !! Have a fab one โค๏ธโค๏ธ #MUFC #MUFC_FAMILY #mufc #F4F
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sarah smith
7 years
Just out here sharing photos this eve ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ #NationalSelfieDay
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sarah smith
6 years
Nahhhhhhh martin clunes just called the government a literal โ€œshitestormโ€ live on tv , holly held in her laugh, schofe looked bemused and i literally can not applaud him enough , yes martin ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฉ #thismorning
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sarah smith
8 years
@FootyAccums held out ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป
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@sehsmiffy
sarah smith
7 years
Evening guys , have a fab hot eve ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป
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sarah smith
8 years
2017 โœŒ๐Ÿผ
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sarah smith
5 years
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sarah smith
6 years
#SundayBrunch Mate this is a proper chocolate cake !! Wheres my blue peter badge ๐Ÿ™„
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sarah smith
8 years
Bale carrying wales, griezmann carrying france .... โœˆ๏ธ british airways carrying england โœˆ๏ธ #EURO2016
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sarah smith
5 years
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sarah smith
8 years
Ok iv stopped crying now WE DID IT well done lads your amazeballs โšฝ๏ธโค๏ธ love youssss #mufc #mufcfamily @ManUtd #GGMU
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sarah smith
8 years
So windy here brrrr but ready for the game ๐Ÿ’• #MUFC #RooneyTestimonial #mufc_family
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@sehsmiffy
sarah smith
8 years
Evening people have a fab one ๐Ÿ’•
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sarah smith
8 years
Soo gutted im not going to wembley today as its sis bday ๐Ÿ˜ซwatching in pub,cmon #utd #mufc @ManUtd #MUFCFanPics ๐Ÿ”ดโšซ๏ธโšช๏ธ
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sarah smith
8 years
Thankyou for all rt's over last 7wks,my fluffles is now home,found safe&well 87miles away in Gloucestershire๐Ÿ’• @TLTeddington @Teddington_Town
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sarah smith
8 years
Chilling waiting for the game cmon #UTD #MUFCvMCFC #MUFC
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sarah smith
8 years
Gameday cmon UTD ๐Ÿ’• #MUFC #MUFCvLCFC #mufc_family #mufc_fans ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•
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sarah smith
5 years
A 12 year old boy has died,many are hurt,a mother & father will wake up tomorrow without their son,friends will go out to play without their friend & his brothers & sisters will have no playmates,why ... because you fucking idiot done this & drove off, HAND YOURELF IN #Loughton
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sarah smith
8 years
To pink or not to pink ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿผ
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sarah smith
8 years
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sarah smith
8 years
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sarah smith
8 years
When youve had platts in all day at work and you free your mane ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ
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sarah smith
2 years
Thomas checked out when his parents told him to !! #MAFSUK
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@sehsmiffy
sarah smith
8 years
Morning happy saturday , starbucks is calling โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ’• #HappySaturday
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sarah smith
7 years
Thankyou for all your messages iv had a lovely birthday today , 32 and feeling it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ #itsmybirthday ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽˆ๐Ÿน
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sarah smith
2 years
Mattโ€™s a barber โ€ฆ. Let that sink in whilst he looks like someones been rolling a fucking toy car on his head back and forth โ€ฆ #MAFSUK
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sarah smith
2 years
@simonharris_mbd He lives round the corner from me , hes such a nice guy , always stops to speak to people, sits in the coffee shop with the locals, last night we had helicopters over his houseโ€ฆthis morning full of press and cars ๐Ÿซฃ Keep doing what your doing , everyone here is with him ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿค
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sarah smith
7 years
Nothing makes a sunday better then lots of chocolate , and whooping chelsea ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’• #HappyEasterSunday #MUFCCFC #MUFCFANS #MUFC_FAMILY #MUFC ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•
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sarah smith
8 years
Th sun is shining on old trafford ... And the wind ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’• @ManUtd #MUFC #mufc_family #RooneyTestimonial #oldtrafford
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sarah smith
3 years
Just binged the whole of season 3 of ghosts , twas delightful old chaps , can we have more please & thankyou #GhostsBBC
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sarah smith
4 years
Imagine going out for maybe a picnic, a stroll , a game in the park or just popping to the shops .... and never making it home again ๐Ÿ’” awful , what is the world coming to ๐Ÿ˜ž sending love to the families #Readingstabbing
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sarah smith
4 years
My black cat fluffles is amazing โค๏ธ hes 7 this year xxx #thismorning
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sarah smith
8 years
Off out wrapping up its cold brrrrrr โ›„๏ธโ›„๏ธ
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sarah smith
7 years
Tis prosecco oโ€™clock ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ‚ snapchat - seh_lou
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sarah smith
7 years
@ColeenRoo Ahhh ๐Ÿ’™ leave this woman alone , she is being the best mum to her boys & doing what mums do & getting on with it ! X
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sarah smith
9 years
I think james should just make an igloo leave emma in it, come home and find a nice woman because hes a love ! #marriedatfirstsight
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sarah smith
4 years
#ThisMorning heres our garden shed / bar / bbq spot ๐Ÿป @thismorning
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sarah smith
4 years
Peirs giving it and not taking it back is prime tv ๐Ÿคฃ #GMB
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sarah smith
4 years
No way !!! Did this โ€œsuspectโ€ also put the blood in the mccans car .... and have the sniffer dogs ever been wrong NO ... The parents are to blame for the whole thing , i wouldnt leave my 15year old in a room alone whilst on holiday let alone a room of 3 under 5โ€™s ! #ThisMorning
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sarah smith
5 months
Just embarrassing , again , no other words , is the season over yet ?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ #MUFC
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sarah smith
8 years
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sarah smith
6 years
Oh lordy the sisters .... the ugly sisters from cinderella come to mind , controlling or what #donttellthebride
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sarah smith
1 month
New season , same shit , different game ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ญ #BHAMUN
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sarah smith
5 years
A member of the public,who left home today to go to work,meet friends or shop isnt going home today,their family may have said see you later to them this morning & this evening they wont,could be anyone anywhere,im sending love to the family๐Ÿ’” #LondonBridge #LondonBridgeshooting
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sarah smith
8 years
morning people up & ready for #workworkworkworkwork ,knackered from #GarageNationFestival yest! #HappyMonday ๐Ÿ’— #MUFC
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sarah smith
2 years
Fook off katie will yer #MAFSUK
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sarah smith
2 years
Say whaaaaaaaa , she wants a breather and she slapped it on someone else โ€ฆ on her honeymoon ?! Let me tell you this april birdโ€™s been on the cabinโ€™s , the batchelor and probably had big brother and love island lined up next , leave her there george do you boo !! #MAFSUK
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sarah smith
2 years
The shoes , Every single time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ #jojorabbit
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sarah smith
2 years
Her 3 kids in the Philippines are being supported and living with their dad - someone please tell me why shaun must still send them all his money ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ #90dayfianceuk
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sarah smith
8 years
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sarah smith
3 years
The anxiety is literally slapping up my anxiety right now #IAmVictoria
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sarah smith
3 years
I wanna hear from frankyโ€™s ex wife .... #MAFSUK
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sarah smith
6 years
We ready ready ready #FACupFinal2018 come at us โค๏ธ๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ #MUFC #MUFC_FAMILY #MUFCFamily
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sarah smith
8 years
Filters are sundays bestie ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป
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sarah smith
8 years
Eeek #HappySunday all , ready for a beaut #MUFC #MUFC_FAMILY win today in the #CommunityShield #wembley ๐Ÿ’• @ManUtd โค๏ธ
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sarah smith
4 years
This has made my s**t morning ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ #ThisMorning #yesgirl #MondayMorning
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sarah smith
5 years
Its my birthday today ... and i feel super old .... but on that note lets have a UTD win today plsssss โค๏ธ๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ #MUFC #mufcfamily #HUDMUN
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sarah smith
6 years
Raised by parents who took her to terror rallies , she flees to a terrorist country & then wants to come โ€œhomeโ€ terror free ... with her son named after no1 islamist war lord ?! This country has gone absolutley bonkers if they let her back in , leave her there to rot #ThisMorning
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sarah smith
5 years
Lads , when your swerving off the a316 , driving a fiat panda and your hanging out the window showing off your not so big muscles, shouting at me asking if my tits are real just know that not only do you sound like a melt , you look like an absolute fucking bellend !!!! #knobs
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sarah smith
8 years
Winter jumper ready brrrr ๐ŸŒชโ˜๏ธ
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sarah smith
8 years
#HappySaturday bish bash bosh cuppa โ˜•๏ธโ˜•๏ธ hurry up footy season ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’— #MUFC #mufc_family #topred
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sarah smith
2 years
I hope thomas hangs down from that tree and shouts surprise bitches its gi fucking joke #MAFSUK
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sarah smith
6 years
Im so bored of this royal wedding shit , its more of a celeb wedding rather then a royal one, sick of seeing this meghan bird everywhere bore off already ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜ด #royalwedding
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sarah smith
7 years
Next tuesday 9pm dont call me,dont message me,dont knock on my door, dont look at me, dont even bloody breathe....IM BUSY !!! #DoctorFoster
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sarah smith
2 years
Matt is a prick FACT #MAFSUK
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sarah smith
8 years
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sarah smith
7 years
Lily allen thinks children should stop playing football due to being put at risk , the while fucking public is at risk listening to your shitty views and shit music, my 6 yr old loves his football who am i to make my son unhappy if i wanted to do that id give him your album twat!
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sarah smith
8 years
Good evening everyone , have a fab chilled sunday eve ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ด #sundaychill #happysunday #niceweekoffwork
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sarah smith
8 years
Pink bitch ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผ #flamingo #OmbreHair
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sarah smith
5 years
Have just watched the new joker movie & oh my lord what a film ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป phoenix is great, witty funny and gory .... i think we have just seen all levels of evil & human mental illness in 1 movie, quality ๐Ÿคก #TheJoker
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sarah smith
8 years
Scatty hair dont care buttt 30 DAYS UNTIL #EPL2016 ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป #MUFC #MUFC_FAMILY ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’—
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sarah smith
1 year
Listening to @AnnaRichardso brings it all back, ive had 3 ectopics & numerous miscarriages & 2 ivfs, scars,no care back then , once the tubes are out your out of the hosp, i crashed horrifically! This show has been a great eye opener , so many beautiful people ๐Ÿค #NakedEducation
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sarah smith
8 years
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sarah smith
4 years
Matt hancock blabbering his bullshit on #GMB nobody wants a national lockdown , as teaching staff i want to be in school with our students in my SEN school of 11-19 year olds-BUT IT IS NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE ! If they cant sit together in westminister, we can not teach 30 in a room!
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sarah smith
7 years
We ready ready ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸปโœŒ๐Ÿปโค๏ธ๐Ÿ–คโค๏ธ #MUFCvLFC #MUFC #MUFCFAMILY #MUFC_FAMILY #MUFCvLFC200
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sarah smith
5 years
My heart is absolutley breaking for nora quoirin and her family , have followed this story during the whole of my own family holiday away in cape verde, this story has really got to me & cant imagine what they are going through at all, hope its not her body ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” #NoraQuoirin
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sarah smith
8 years
โ›„๏ธโ›„๏ธโ›„๏ธ
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sarah smith
7 years
Im in london but we ALL stand with you,i despair for the world, they want to create hate & a divide but WE WONT LET YOU WIN ๐Ÿ’” #manchester
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