Zubin Sedghi Profile
Zubin Sedghi

@sedghizu

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@adhorowi @elonmusk And that it will notably decrease in actual users if requiring a monthly charge. Maybe he’s testing the waters but this seems like a terrible idea.
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12 years
It should be: sex, drugs, rock and roll and mangos.
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15 years
Eeeee!
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12 years
I hope that obnoxiously loud thunder that woke me up before 7 on a Sunday sits in a corner and really thinks about its actions.
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15 years
BED!!!! YES!!!! It's so sweet to drift away. Night.
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
it's kind of silly that we make life so complicated. alas.
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15 years
gonna do TAXES!!! Who's excited?
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15 years
...about to eat chinese take out. MMMMMMM...
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@sedghizu
Zubin Sedghi
12 years
Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone! I'm lucky and feel humbled to get so much love!
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@sedghizu
Zubin Sedghi
10 years
(and as a follow up, nice work @laBORAtoryaudio and Randy Maxwell!)
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12 years
I'm not sure if you guys know, but it's HOT outside.
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
I LOVE MIRROR BALLS TOO!!!
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15 years
making some chicken broth. ohh yeah.
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15 years
Bean bags are great!
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12 years
Yawning is definitely enhanced by adding a little sound like you're a seal. Especially for those around you.
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15 years
Just saw a woman excercizing while driving. As we passed her, she lifted a dumbell to the roof of her car. I blew her a kiss (lie).
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
I'm back in! I think Joe inspired me...
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12 years
Goodbye wisdom teeth. Hello nap time and puréed foods.
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
Humans can fly.
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Zubin Sedghi
12 years
What a day!?! Some on on the front page of http://t.co/MbNIhoiJ is wearing our t-shirt!!!
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Based on your shopping habits, Target not only knows if you're pregnant, but they can predict your due date! Both amazing and disturbing.
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
@robcantor buddy, we wanted to hear about your gambling, not the pricing and details of your morning sexual escapades...
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
I want to fill my apartment with those colorful toy pit balls and throw a big party. I'll sleep on it, but I think this one's a winner.
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15 years
Wow. Kanye West, while right, proves he's an asshole.
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Touring is always good times when you like the band you tour with.
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H&M is crazy, sexy store that makes me spend my money.
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
Tour--check. Had fun--check. Excited for sleep--triple check. woohoo!
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Zubin Sedghi
12 years
Today marks the first day that functioning of my cognitive abilities relied on coffee. This is certainly a slippery slope...
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Zubin Sedghi
12 years
This game is painful right now.
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Zubin Sedghi
12 years
I feel like I'm missing something. Does anyone like the girl in the progressive ads???
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
Plane boarding should be more efficient. The zone or group method just seems cumbersome and not-that-helpful.
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Zubin Sedghi
12 years
Moving across America: check! I'm am again a Californian!
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Zubin Sedghi
11 years
Made this for a contest about Osteopathic Medicine. Please like it ON YOUTUBE--social media determines the winner! http://t.co/oH4xRsRpRK
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
If you look at an older person's face, sometimes you can see the outline of their skull if you look at their sunken eye socket. It's freaky.
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Zubin Sedghi
14 years
Truckers can't use the phrase "it's my way or the highway."
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
I'd like the phrase "that's life" to be applied more regularly to happy and great events.
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
...going to bed is kind of like saying: "Day, I've given up on you...and let's face it, you're disposable."
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Zubin Sedghi
13 years
Had my first genuine lucid dream a month ago and have been wanting so badly to have another--but nothing. I'm not giving up.
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Zubin Sedghi
14 years
Anyone know how much it costs to own and care for sea horses?
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Zubin Sedghi
12 years
I've never had one, so my gauge on what I would do for a Klondike bar is set pretty low. Like, beneath pay for one.
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Zubin Sedghi
13 years
Most things in Texas seem standard sized...what am I missing?
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12 years
I LOVE YOU OKC!
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...and we're back! sorry folks. my account was just celebrating independence day.
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Zubin Sedghi
12 years
Animated Music Video for Bonobo by Cyriak Using Repurposed 1960s Stock Footage
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
What if global warming and the economic crisis were super-elaborate april fools jokes?
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Zubin Sedghi
14 years
Ice cream truck music must be a totally different experience for the kids than it is for the driver.
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
I wish I hadn't thrown away my pog collection. I didn't account for their nostalgic value.
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Zubin Sedghi
12 years
Great snack: kettle brand barbecue chips dipped in fage greek yogurt.
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
LAST NIGHT OF TOUR!!!!!!
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15 years
It was a good night. good night.
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Zubin Sedghi
12 years
If you get bored during the debate tonight, you could always switch over to "The Soup" on E! and check out a clip from the Good Wife that...
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
I want more thunder!!!
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
Sufjan's new album comes out October 20th and is about the BQE.
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Zubin Sedghi
13 years
Green room graffiti consists of a wall of band/food hybrids. Notables: the rolling scones, bread zeppelin, bisque markie and eddie cheddar.
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Zubin Sedghi
12 years
Happy Persian New Year/start of spring to everyone! Mother nature decided to celebrate with us in Michigan this year!!!
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Allow me to describe the weather of the past few days: 1) Intense heat and humidity (crossing 100 degrees). 2) Crazy thunderstorms down...
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
I dreamt about Oprah last night. I didn't know she was THAT powerful.
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Zubin Sedghi
10 years
@megandmolly technical skills NOT verified.
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Zubin Sedghi
13 years
Spoke with a couple of Australians last night. They say American's don't dance nearly enough at concerts. I agree.
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15 years
Happy Father's Day, fathers.
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Zubin Sedghi
13 years
A hot tub is on the horizon. I'm excited to ready these weary bones in its bubbly warmth.
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Zubin Sedghi
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I wish Will McAvoy could moderate a debate.
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
Never really paid attention to the lyrics of "Row, row, row your boat." It's kind of a messed up message to send your kids.
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15 years
Casey Shea, then ?!?
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Something about this video makes me feel like I'm on drugs (and I'm not): http://tinyurl.com/bj4jov
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Zubin Sedghi
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Pretty sweet T-shirt: http://bit.ly/QcxlD @adhorowi You should think about getting it...
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Zubin Sedghi
10 years
@megandmolly uh...it's been a while since I've used twitter; let's try again. Hey!
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
LET'S GO PEOPLE!!!!
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Can weather forecasters be fired for sucking?
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
My parents were totally hipsters! Or maybe they were just hip? http://twitpic.com/4qgol
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
For a second, the rational part of my brain shut down and I almost fixed a urinal cake that had been placed upside down and askew.
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Zubin Sedghi
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Obama is so charismatic.
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@_MR_F_ ROSS! you vagabond traitor!
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That last retweet is unbearable to listen to, until you get the content...so hang in there.
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
...so it looks like we're doing a tour in May!
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Zubin Sedghi
12 years
These refs--determining too much of these games...TOTALLY INCORRECTLY. Side note: nice to see football players use the same travel cases...
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Zubin Sedghi
13 years
@_MR_F_ no dice. they're out of tickets for today. maybe tomorrow, but i wouldn't count on it!
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
Purchased the most expensive Corona ever: http://yfrog.com/47ixhj
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Our hotel bathroom had hot and cold reversed for both the sink and shower. That's just an early morning riddle I shouldn't have to solve.
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Zubin Sedghi
13 years
Why doesn't Mario Manningham say he's from Michigan?!?!
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
New machines at Marvin's. This one does a secret song (sexy back). http://twitpic.com/58d8m
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Zubin Sedghi
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It's tough to beat a computer at chess.
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Finished my freaking taxes and realized it's already 1. Great.
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More like springSUCKward.
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From the randomness of the universe comes our music, placed in tonight's (and apparently future) episode(s) of Teen Mom on MTV. What?!?!...
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Zubin Sedghi
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Just sent an email to my dad trying to explain why he should buy an Apple over a Dell. Hope I got through.
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
night time in the big city, ahhh...
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
shower, indian food, then comedy show. sounds pretty darn good to me.
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15 years
Wow. Just wow. What a game.
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Zubin Sedghi
13 years
The picture sucks! It's just a heart water tower. A love tower, if you will.
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Zubin Sedghi
13 years
Decided with @caseyshea that, on the number line, our reality is the # zero with time and space extending infinitely in both directions.
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Zubin Sedghi
12 years
Listening to Maurice Sendak's interview that aired last September on NPR. Amazing interview, very emotional.
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Zubin Sedghi
15 years
Ashton Kutcher sure does twitter a lot. Anyhow, off to Trader Joe's to stock up!
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