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The original Secret Pro, giving you insight, entertainment and opinion to life on the weekly Tour Circus. All opinions my own and honest, with a little help

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Joined April 2015
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2 years
Cameron Smith is in advanced talks to sign with @LIVGolfInv in a deal which is expected to make him $125m+. It’s understood that Smith feels less anxious about joining LIV now that he is exempt to all majors until 2027. #SecretTourPro
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It’s amuses me that a tournament with DJ, Mickelson, Koepka, DeChambeau, Reed, Wolff, Kaymer and Oosthuizen is a “piss weak and poor tournament”, yet if it was PGA Tour Event people would call it a “strong field” The mind boggles! #SecretTourPro
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A stat from the final round of the Masters, which is nothing short of disgraceful! Brooks and Jon spent 97 minutes waiting on a tee box throughout their final round. Slow play, yet again, ruining the game! #SecretTourPro
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2 years
Cameron Smith has been offered, circa $110m+ to join LIV. Given he is now exempt from Majors until 2027, this could now be breathing room for his career. #LIVGolf #SecretTourPro
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6 years
Define ‘Legend’ Does it have 10, 20, even 50 Wins? No, a Legend is one that chooses his own path, that has dignity in defeat and sorrow in victory Jarrod made his own, brave, choice to stop his care, for reasons so that his legacy lives on in the pic A top bloke Jarrod Lyle
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
If Tiger Woods never plays again, we shouldn't be disappointed, but feel honoured we got to see someone play the game the way he did! #STP
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Just to add more “Meat to the Bone” about Cantley and, to somewhat, Shauffelle. The issue isn’t in regards to getting paid for playing in the Ryder Cup, it’s the fact the Koepka has a huge “Ryder Cup” bonus in his LIV contract. Rumoured to be between $3m-$5m. #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
6 years
I’ve got a better idea! How about we donate the $10million to the Jarrod Lyle Foundation. And in return we get too see Sarah Stirk vs Amanda Balionis Who’s in?? #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
2 years
2 Players will announce they’re joining the LIV Golf Series on Monday after the US Open. One of these announcements will be for a Top-16 OGWR Player #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
Looks like the @USGA can't/don't follow their own rules! Make it up as they go along! #Farcical #STP
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5 years
Why are we all giving @McIlroyRory stick for missing the cut? These things happen, we all have a bad day, even Johnny Public, but it’s much easier to give abuse on a poor performance, when in fact he was doing nothing but his best! #MoveOn #TopBloke #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
6 years
It’s with sad news that I write this tweet. But Overnight it would seem that Jarrod Lyle has slipped into a Coma. Peace be with you mate #JarrodLyle #SecretTourPro
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6 years
In all fairness, I wouldn’t have been able to lift the WannaMaker as easily as Brooks did! Great week, a special week, an emotional week, had the big guy on my shoulder all the way round, even on 18 he asked me ‘What The Fuck was That!’ #JarrodLyle #StillASecret #SecretTourPro
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Rory McIlroy once again being lined up with an offer from LIV Golf. Estimated package that to be the same as John Rahm with Team Ownership & and Naming Rights. Team is to be called “Four Leafs” (or similar) with Irish connection and Irish players. #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
6 years
Fuck sake, Speed Up Bryson! 🤷🏻‍♂️
@KipHenley
KIP HENLEY
6 years
Guess what will be the most often 5 spoken words on Tour this year by caddies ?
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6 years
CONFIRMED Adam Scott to sign multi year clothing deal with Under Armour from 2019, clothing only deal, will still use Titliest branded bag and hat, along with Footjoy shoes. #SecrerTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
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Jarrod Lyle, a top bloke all around. Nothing more anyone can say or do. Thoughts, prayers and most of all, peace going forward. #JarrodLyle #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Wonder how long before Johnny Miller pipes up about Graces 62... "Oh it was really only a 64 technically" #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
BREAKING NEWS- Numerous people close to @TigerWoods tells me that he WILL be playing The Masters. More to Follow #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
A reliable source has told me that Tiger Woods shot 63 at Seminole today, including 2 eagles, 7 birdies and 2 bogies #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
If Trump makes president, I've decided I'll make a video and out myself on Twitter! #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
6 years
I’m going to say it, it’s a big one... I’m going for 3 out of 3 with this prediction.... This years Masters Champion, will be...... (Drum Role) @McIlroyRory #YourWelcome #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
6 years
Security!! Fan decapitation required on the 18th tee please! Many thanks #ArseHole #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
Tiger Woods from earlier this morning at Albany. Striking it well from sources #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
Is this the best swing in golf?? Absolutely I hear you say! Not sure on the Great British Weather!
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Im sure everyone will accept that family comes before golf, we wish @JDayGolf all the best and our thoughts are with him and his family #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Tiger Woods has said "He may never play golf again" sad for the game and the greatest golfer ever to grace this planet. More to follow #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
6 years
BREAKING NEWS STP has confirmed, he will reveal himself, with the trophy, If he wins the PGA Championship this week! #JarrodLyle #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
2 years
Everybody getting Pissy about the LIV Golf Event… Not a single person who is slagging them off would turn the money down if it was offered to them. #SecretTourPro #Facts #FactOfTheDay
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2 years
BREAKING: An already entered player for next weeks Farmers Insurance at Torrey Pines has withdrawn after receiving a “Mega Offer” from LIV Golf. It’s said that the individual will withdraw “due to injury” before the tournament. #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
I'll just leave this here #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
6 years
It’s Masters Day!!! How everyone is feeling!!
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
Tigers big decision is the TGR has bought a majority stake in Taylormade. Tiger will play TM equipment, including new irons and woods #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
Here's my 'Outing' video for you all, a lovely day here in Australia 👍🏻 #WhatYouAllWantee #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
6 years
Gone But Will Not Be Forgotten #JarrodLyle #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
Let's have another look of the best swing in golf from another angle shall we!! 👍🏻👍🏻
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Secret Tour Pro
6 years
In other News; Tiger and Phil’s epic Ryder Cup performance this week, has made ‘The Match’ and absolute PPV watch next month.... Said no-one ever! 🙄 #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Why do we need to see this? Give the guy a break, he's done nothing wrong in my eyes. Different if he had! #MoveAlong #NothingTooSeeHere
@WillGrayGolfbet
Will Gray
7 years
Jupiter PD spokeswoman told @RexHoggardGC that there is a dashcam video from Tiger's arrest that is expected to be released Wednesday.
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
The USGA are undermining DJ and what he said, and they're also undermining their own referees decision!! I say no more!! #Stupidity #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
6 years
It’s a fair assessment that this US Open course is out of control. When will the USGA learn!! #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
Tells me that Tiger is carrying an M1 Driver & 3 wood. Was playing with unbranded set of blades with Vokey wedges and a Scotty putter #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Christmas Day, the only time of the year where it’s acceptable to start drinking at 8am! Merry Christmas everyone #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
I hope that Tiger can Swing with the Rhythm and smoothness which he’s been showing these last few days. If he can, and doesn’t lash at the ball, we could see him perform well for 2018 #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
6 years
How about for the next Ryder Cup, Sky Sports and The Golf Channel have their own Ryder Cup. The losing channel has to show the whole Ryder Cup with no adverts?! Anyone else? #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
10 months
Rickie Fowler did not attend US team meetings and dined alone last night. Also requested to go out in Match 12. Has had “Covid-Like” Symptoms but has tested negative each day. Also why he didn’t play on Saturday. #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
A set of stairs perhaps?
@GolfChannel
Golf Channel
7 years
What stands between DJ and slipping on that green jacket? A line of worthy challengers a Magnolia Lane long:
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Secret Tour Pro
2 years
People not understanding the reason players are leaving for LIV now. When/If the PGAT/DPWT allow players to play in LIV Series without penalties/punishment, LIV won’t be giving big juicy signing on fees. So players want them now, before they lose the opportunity. #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
People who've said @BeefGolf beard is bad for golf, are the same bellends who don't know what's good for golf either! #JustSaying #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Masters Sunday is the best day on the calendar, no other comes close! Let's rip it and get it done today! #GoForGreen #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Get in there @TheSergioGarcia thoroughly deserved and the new @TheMasters Champion! #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
BREAKING NEWS- Imodium announce major sponsorship for next years WGC Mexico C'ship. Will be renamed WGC Imodium Mexico Championshit #STP 💩💩
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
No wonder the @USGA made a fuck up! I'm pretty certain that this Diana Murphy is stoned or pissed! She can't get her words out! #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
From winning the Open 1 day, to supporting a friends charity the next! Top class from @henrikstenson #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Some of this year's Nike Apparel is absolutely dreadful! I mean, who the he'll designs this shit!!!! #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Possible not! But it might help parents find they're children you fucking prick! #Wanker
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Secret Tour Pro
5 years
How I’m feeling about Masters Week #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
The simple answer is USA had more players in form than Europe did. Both gave it their all..... Fuck sake and now Bubba is crying!! WTF!!
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Absolutely!! It's that easy that only 15 players are under par! 🙄🙄
@t_bonee
Smokin' Willie T
7 years
@secrettourpro 62 at an Open Championship is a travesty. Course to easy. Not setup correctly for the weather.
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Gonna throw it out there, playoff at -7 with Rose & Garcia. Then Garcia wins it with a Seve like shot! What do we think? #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
2 years
Just imagine if Cameron announces he’s joining LIV after he’s collected his trophy! #JustImagine #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
3 years
I don’t understand why people go to the range and hit driver after driver. On avg. you hit 13/14 drivers per round, work on your short game where you get the most shots gained! #ShortGameIsWhereItsAt
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Secret Tour Pro
5 years
I leave you with this! #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
Let me get this straight.. The USGA want to wait until the end of the round to see if it was a correct ruling. Stupidity and laughable! #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
Tiger Woods swing from today? The armchair coaches will be out in force today! #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Time for some old Tiger magic, don't tell me I never spoil you all! #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
5 months
BREAKING: In a meeting last night with Al-Rumayyan, Norman, & LIV players. The PIF say they no longer have any ambitions of working with the PGAT or the new PGAT Enterprises. The PIF are solely focused on growing the LIV Golf League & recruiting the best players #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Masters week, how everyone is feeling!
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Secret Tour Pro
1 year
I’m going to say something many people will disagree with, but it’s an opinion of mine and one I’ve thought long and hard over. Rory McIlroy won’t win another major… #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Erin Hills has been good, say what you like about it. But one thing is certain, that's how Chambers Bay should have been 2 years ago! #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
The King has passed, sad news of the passing, a true gentleman and legend, had time for everyone in the sport. Rest well Arnie
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Secret Tour Pro
4 years
I disagree with the term ‘Black Lives Matter’ for one simple reason... ANY LIFE MATTERS #Notoracism #WeAreAllTheSame
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Since as nobody else has RT'd I thought I'd be kind and help the dude out 👌🏻 #STP
@TigerWoods
Tiger Woods
7 years
Return of the Stinger. #starwars
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2 years
It is rumoured that the European Tour will continue to allow LIV Golfers to play and collect World Ranking points after a “substantial” investment from a Saudi sponsor. #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
Billy Foster to DJ on 12th tee "Don't worry about it, get yourself a clean head and we'll sort this at the end" Pure class from him! #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
3 years
Anybody else think Lee looks like Reuben from Oceans Eleven?
@WestwoodLee
Lee Westwood
3 years
I’m like a little boy today. Very very excited 😆
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Secret Tour Pro
2 years
Henrik Stenson on his way to the LIV Tour as STP said a month ago. Cameron Smith has not rejected the advance from LIV (most likely wanting more $$$ after this weeks win) Patrick Cantlay and Tony Finau also heavily linked to sign. #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
#TigerWoods with the driver.... Enough said I think!! #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
Referee at the time said it was fine, then that decision should be final! Not question it 6 holes later!! Utter shite & unfair for DJ! #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
"Hey USGA watch this"....... *stiffed it* "you know where to put that penalty now!" #DJ #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
6 years
I’m nursing a semi at just the thought!
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Excellent words from @McIlroyRory 👍🏻
@PGATOUR
PGA TOUR
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
Well I think it's fair to say that the @usopengolf don't want DJ to win their national title!! #ShitDecision #ComeOnDJ #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
6 years
It’s my favourite time of year, as I’m allowed to get this out without anyone complaining! @TheMasters #TheMasters #FitsLikeAGlove #SecretTourPro
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8 years
Sources close to TaylorMade tell me a private equity group, which inc Tiger Wood, has made s formal offer to purchase TM from Adidas #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Secret Tour Pro
4 years
Can someone explain to me how Bryson’s putting style is not classed as ‘Anchoring’ 🤷🏻‍♂️ #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
Tiger Woods to start 2017 season at Farmers Insurance Open at Torrey Pines #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
6 years
What a time to be alive! People are more interested in Jordan’s haircaut than him leading The Open, or Tiger playing amazing Golf again! Worlds gone f***ing Mad! #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
2 years
People think I am LIV propagandist, this is incorrect. I want the PGA, DPWT & LIV to all work together. What we have at the minute is a civil war between all which is causing a massive shitshow all round! Good golf is what the STP wants to see and play! #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Common sense from Geoff! #STP
@NoLayingUp
No Laying Up
7 years
Insightful comments from Geoff Ogilvy regarding the golf ball and bifurcation (via @GolfAust ). Full interview here:
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Secret Tour Pro
5 years
I’m unsure I’ve ever heard a better comment! “Could you imagine if a Vegan won The Masters... The Champions dinner the year after would be shit!” 🤣🤣🤣 #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
2 years
LIV Golfers being allowed to participate at The Masters is not surprising! All the Majors will let the LIV players participate, they want the best field, the best ratings and the most money. Without some of the big name LIV Golfers, this isn’t achievable! #SectetTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
Huge news that McIlroy changes to Callaway Woods and Irons, Vokey wedges, Odyysey Putter & Pro V1x. More equipment need to follow today #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
Foley's most recent players, TW, J Rose, Lovemark & O'Hair (Back Injury) Mahan, Westwood (No Form) & people tell me he's a good coach #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Funniest thing I've seen for a while! 😂😂😂😂
@Louis57TM
Louis Oosthuizen
7 years
Just finished my career grand slam second's .. "I'll rise up"
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Secret Tour Pro
9 years
15K follower giveaway.... RT & Follow and someone will win a set of Nike Engage wedges. #Giveaway #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
5 years
This would be a decent PGA Championship if Brooks Koepka wasn’t playing! #SecretTourPro
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Secret Tour Pro
4 years
It’s amazing how so many people have cheered on and supported Tiger Woods win 15 Majors, cried over the loss of Kobe Bryant. Yet, those same people can’t support simple human rights for black people. Tell me I’m wrong 🤔 #BlackLivesMatter #NoToRacism
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Secret Tour Pro
7 years
Dustin Johnson and Sergio Garcia are my favourites to win the Masters this year! #STP
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Secret Tour Pro
8 years
The face you pull when you agree to let your mother-in-law come and live with you! 😂😂😂 #STP
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