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@secksdiva
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Very literally Schutter got hate crimed
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@quenblackwell Out of touch is an understatement
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@queengatsbylit @Juicy_Rich All you had to say was, “we’re happy” fuck that Mf!
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4 years
@UnkleDell It’s her world I’m just livin in it
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@killmefam Did you just serious tweet
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@secksdiva
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3 years
@Hellyeah000001 Pass at this moment but ask me at 11:30 pm central time
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5 years
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6 years
@i8dat @Cade_Grey Bro can I also smash your gf? I know we ain’t friends but we could be
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2 years
@jakedragon717 People love loathing their lives
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@UnkleDell Thought you was gay?
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@secksdiva
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4 years
My question: why does no one from my hometown wanna wear a mask? The gist of responses:
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@secksdiva
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3 years
@kilIurmind @Zahra68497377 @VIRGOTH0T @notearssweetner Did y’all do anything else today or y’all just putting energy into this
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3 years
@FOX19Tricia 1. That’s not how HIPAA works 2. No
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4 years
@Nigggggggggguh I call my mom up the second Im feeling off about anything
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@secksdiva
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8 years
Dad is cancer free!! Life is good!!
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3 years
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2 years
@BIvymusic As a man, having panda dunks is the sluttiest thing you can do
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@secksdiva
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4 years
My mom called me and said “can you stop posting on Hamilton Facebook Group? We still live here” LOL
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@secksdiva
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6 years
My ex from high school still has me blocked on ALL social media... that Hamilton hate runs deep LOL
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@secksdiva
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7 years
Little league Water Heroin
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Quote your hometown in 4 words
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@secksdiva
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4 years
Enough is enough. I’m tired of other white people not inviting me to go with them to gatlinburg
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@secksdiva
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6 years
Controversial? You mean racist. Do not confuse the two
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6 years
Hospital fires employee who wore controversial shirt to Mississippi poll. Join us for the latest on the news at 5pm
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@secksdiva
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2 years
@chrissyteigen Remember when you decided to leave twitter the first time and we were all really stoked about it?
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@secksdiva
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6 years
I think it’s so cool that y’all are getting married in your 20’s. Really makes me excited to see who y’all are gonna marry in your 40’s 🤣
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@secksdiva
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2 years
@PrxmeAiyuk Lol what a weird take
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@secksdiva
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6 years
Can’t wait to get married so I can have sex
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@secksdiva
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3 years
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
@Local12
Local 12/WKRC-TV
3 years
Butler County's sheriff tests positive for COVID-19.
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@secksdiva
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3 years
@fakeshoredrive Said she want diamonds I took her to ruby tuesdays!
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6 years
I love Hamilton so much
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@secksdiva
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4 years
I hate #BlackOutTuesday . It’s a bullshit cop out where everyone can do the bare minimum and still feel like they contributed to something. Fuck all that, it’s a 24 hour, 7 day a week, 365 day a year commitment to stand up for our brothers and sisters. Not no god damn IG post.
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@secksdiva
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8 years
Texts from my mom
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@secksdiva
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5 years
With the last few days of the decade remaining I am pleased to announce I have been blocked on all forms of social media by all of my exes this decade! Just want to say thanks to the team couldn’t have done it without y’all. Cheers!!
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@secksdiva
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5 years
I have such a busy day... I’m meeting with two black women in their 50’s on the south side today to potentially be roommates. I hope they fuck with me
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@secksdiva
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4 years
True Hamilton love circa 2010
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@secksdiva
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2 years
It seems as if I’ve caught a stray bullet
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I’m on the fucking floor 🤣
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3 years
@LuisRosal @BaseballQuotes1 My dad did the same thing to me just drunk
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@secksdiva
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9 years
By the way @ltsNatalie I'm in love with you
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5 years
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5 years
@WorldWideWob If we’re on the court, one of us is getting embarrassed and it ain’t me
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5 years
Nobody: Hamiltonians: Bruh Gina’s??
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3 years
I got the job 🙂
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3 years
@SuperStarRayy @TheNBACentral Man. Shut the fuck up lol
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@secksdiva
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6 years
Throw the whole school away
@JuanSaaa
Juan Escalante
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OH HELL NO: Idaho school staff dress as Mexicans with MAGA border wall #sachat #edu
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@secksdiva
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6 years
Shortly after winning the 2032 election: Press: Mr. president what will be your first act of business? Me: As your new leader, I promise to put a Skyline Chili in EVERY city *Crowd erupts*
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@secksdiva
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3 years
@LudaChris_ This the craziest spread I have ever seen
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5 years
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6 years
What’s wild to me is people are really out here like consciously doing meth and I’m like ???? Fam
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@secksdiva
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4 years
Yeah all that pain and turmoil only to get a CALL TODAY SAYING I DONT HAVE SHIT AND NEVER DID!!! I CANCELLED A VACATION BECAUSE MY EX MADE ME BELIEVE I GAVE HER THE CLAP AND IT WASNT EVEN ME!!!!!! IN CONCLUSION BITCHES AINT SHIT!!!
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@secksdiva
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3 years
The pandemic may never end
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@secksdiva
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6 years
My ex just hit me up and said she hates seeing when I tweet about her so imma take a moment of silence for a few days. Then back to scheduled programming
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@secksdiva
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4 years
Lemme just get accused for rape and smile in my mugshot real quick
@WMOHNEWSWIRE
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4 years
BREAKING: Well known Hamilton chiropractor Dr. Stephen Boyd has been booked into the Butler County Jail on an array of sex-related charges. Boyd faces a 26 count indictment on allegations that begin in November of 1998 and run through July of 2017, involving several patients.
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@secksdiva
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6 years
Well at least my beard looks good in this I guess
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@secksdiva
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5 years
When girls say their boyfriend is their “favorite lunch/wedding/whatever” date is like when my grandma used to say I was her favorite grandson.... I was her only grandson
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4 years
@killmefam Ddid your mom help
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@secksdiva
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6 years
My senior prom was 5 years ago today and my ex still ain’t deleted the pics off Facebook..... she miss me
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@secksdiva
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4 years
I used to hate getting on facebook, but in light of current standing of where the world is, it’s one of the best parts of my day. To see white people I grew up with be so so so so so unrelentingly stupid is challenging and demonstratively sad, but fulfilling in some ways
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@secksdiva
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2 years
I’d kick this shit down on sight
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@secksdiva
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6 years
My dad just called me and all he said was, “I know you smoke weed” and hung up... Terry late to the party
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@secksdiva
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4 years
Bruh I love being educated as a mf in a city where people grocery shop at dollar tree it’s too easy
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@secksdiva
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2 years
Shit my pants for the first time today. While I was in the clock at work. God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers
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@secksdiva
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6 years
@ilovesmokingmid WassupbabygirlcheckoutthusshitlemmecheckitoutCCCCCAAAAAAATTTTTTDADDDDDDDDDY
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@secksdiva
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5 years
Get out while you still have a chance
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@secksdiva
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8 years
Just met a guy playing GO in speedway. He asked me if I would go to the firehouse with him to beat the gym. He had sketchers on. I said no.
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@secksdiva
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2 years
I have been rejected by the last ~10 women I’ve asked out
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@secksdiva
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6 years
Women will really be like “I just want a guy to put in effort for me” and then a guy (me) will put in effort and they’ll be like oh hahaha sorry I’m just not looking for anything 😅 and I’ll be like 🤠 okay 🤠
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@secksdiva
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7 years
Your mcm on Facebook still doin “Truth is” and “Like this pic for an honest DM.” That boy 24
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7 years
Yaaas bitch I'm in love with you keep gaining weight
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5 years
People from my hometown be like “Trump 2020”
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@OyinsCollins @DeadlineDayLive Couldn’t have been a weaker highlight tape
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@secksdiva
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4 years
Free top?
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is this me?
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@secksdiva
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6 years
My lyft driver just insulted me in Spanish little does he know I kinda speak spanish..... no tip fool chinga tu madre
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@secksdiva
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6 years
This year was the closest I came to ending my life over how another person felt about/perceived who I am. Thought about taking my life because someone didn’t care about me because of my decisions. After they left my life people stepped up and took that place. All about balance.
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@secksdiva
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5 years
“U miss this pussy?” No I miss runescape
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3 years
@BigTucsonDad Would have pegged you as a dark mode kinda guy
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3 years
@quenblackwell Or, hear me out, you could act like a normal person
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@secksdiva
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2 years
Hold the fuck on
@FatKidDeals
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Flex Massage Gun for $49.99, retail $140!! *Coupon PLUS Use promo code; 20FKD2022AND
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@secksdiva
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4 years
On some non-joking shit I was drugged at the bar last night by some older dudes looking to assault my friend presumably and I gotta say man thank god it was 250 lb me and not her
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@secksdiva
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3 years
STOP paying Rob Donato to take naked pictures of you. I will do it PRO-BONO for you out of the goodness of my heart
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@secksdiva
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6 years
Fam first time I saw this was on MDMA I wanted to claw my eyes out
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@secksdiva
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5 years
I’m serious man I am so serious about this food shit it’s crazy. I went from being broke working almost 60 hours a week NOT EVEN 6 MONTHS AGO, to being at one of the 50 best restaurants in the world doing 10-2 M-F making a career out of it
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@secksdiva
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5 years
I FOUND A PLACE TO LIVE!!!! FUCK YEAH
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@secksdiva
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4 years
Apparently there are women on here who screenshot my tweets about other women and then send it to them... to those women.... keep going
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@secksdiva
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6 years
Dudes be like idk why I’m single and I be like it’s cause you’re ugly my G
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@secksdiva
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4 years
All the girls that live in my hometown are having children and forming a Justice league of 25 and under moms on facebook
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@secksdiva
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7 years
There’s hella cute women I work with but honestly they just make me think about Amanda. And I wanna text her and tell her that but then she’ll be like “how many cute girls are there” and just miss the whole point and I’ll wanna square up with her
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@secksdiva
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3 years
Just got done playing basketball for the first time in Chicago and immediately got dunked on
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@secksdiva
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3 years
Yesterday, I served Colin Cowherd at work. Today, I threw up in the dining room at work. You win some you lose some
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@secksdiva
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3 years
If you live in Hamilton and you don’t hate sheriff Jones, you sir, or madam, or them, are a dumbass
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@secksdiva
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1 year
Of course I started going to the gym the month that tiktok started exposing weird men at the gym. Good thing my fat ass is only on the elliptical watching reruns of Grey’s Anatomy at 1 am
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@secksdiva
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6 years
Don’t let whatever negative shit that’s going on in the world distract you from the fact that this man RK got absolutely disrespected at West YMCA
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@secksdiva
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4 years
A home town story;
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@secksdiva
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4 years
And don’t you dumb bitches ever forget it
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@secksdiva
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5 years
Hey. Don’t vote for Trump or Joe Biden. Thanks
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@secksdiva
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3 years
I’m gonna do that acid today
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