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@seashell_b

6 years

Can someone please tell me it’s ok to change majors and change schools and take semesters off for internships and work experience and not graduate in 4 years because all my friends took traditional paths and are about to graduate and I’m just really frustrated and sad

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@seashell_b

3 years

The job I really wanted just called me and said “we’d like to offer you the HIGH end of your requested pay range, and we’ll be increasing it shortly after you start.” Bro I can’t breathe

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@seashell_b

5 years

my favorite memory of having 3 jobs at once was saying “animal emergency and trauma hospital this is Shelby” on headset to a drive through customer at Starbucks

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@seashell_b

5 years

Call me insensitive but it’s really fucking shitty when owners decide they don’t want to be present during their pet’s euthanasia. Your pet does not know me. It didn’t grow up with me. It should not have to die in my arms because you’re too sad to be with it.

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@seashell_b

4 years

lmao my neighbor just tapped on my door to ask if I’m ok because “it sounded like someone was screaming or crying or something” and I had to explain to this girl’s face that I’m actually just listening to recordings of whale calls

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@seashell_b

2 years

Help there’s a man in front of me wearing a shirt that says “I lubricate my AR-15 with liberal tears” and I’m about to ask him if he fucks his gun

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@seashell_b

5 years

y’all: fuck zoos also y’all: stan brother nature religiously even though his entire platform is built on feeding wildlife, visiting roadside zoos and non-accredited attractions, and posing for pictures with drugged animals

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@seashell_b

3 years

my very first grant proposal was ACCEPTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@seashell_b

6 years

Does anyone else get really severe sticker anxiety? Like I LOVE stickers but I never stick them on anything. What if I stop using the thing I stick the sticker to? Then what? That’s a wasted sticker.

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@seashell_b

5 years

1. Wolf eels are not poisonous. 2. Poison is something that has to be ingested. If something bites you, it’s venomous. 3. Wolf eels are also not venomous.

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@seashell_b

3 years

Tis the season for puppy deliveries every night. Welcome to the world, little meatballs 💙

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@seashell_b

7 years

There was a CM at DHS today and she had her service dog and he had a nametag on too 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@seashell_b

6 years

me: wow I’m tired DCP participant: you think you’re tired?????? I work in magic kingdom, the busiest theme park in the work. I worked 87 hours this week with 2 hours of sleep each night. Do you know how many guests were in the park this week? A mouse signs my paychecks.

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@seashell_b

3 years

Some of y’all really break 1k followers on this shit app and start tweeting every rock you see on the ground (geologists you are the exception)

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@seashell_b

4 years

literally anyone: what do you study me: “marine biol—“ literally anyone: WHAT so you swim with dolphins??!?!!?! I LOVE dolphins. one time I went on a cruise and PET a WILD dolphin and it was just so cool I’m SO jealous you get PAID to swim with dolphins

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@seashell_b

5 years

is this the Disney college program

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@seashell_b

3 years

Not to tweet like a high school girl or anything but uh, breakups are really fucking hard.

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@seashell_b

5 years

fuck y’all and fuck kombucha girl for using her new platform to YET AGAIN bandwagon on zoo hate for likes and retweets. the animal care community doesn’t work their asses off just to have it undermined by a twitter personality with no wildlife background.

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@seashell_b

5 years

On today’s episode of Humans Are So Fucking Stupid: idiot girl picks random stray off the streets, ignores all warning signs, and causes dog to be euthanized all because she wanted an Instagram photo

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@seashell_b

2 years

You haven’t seen anger until you’ve seen a client realize you entered their “goldendoodle” they paid 7k for into the computer as the mutt that it is

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@seashell_b

5 years

unpopular(?) opinion: it’s really fucking disrespectful when people encourage you to blow off work/school/responsibilities in order to spend time with them. I shouldn’t have to apologize for having priorities????? People are weird

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@seashell_b

5 years

Oh you think I’m shitty? A dog I’ve never met spent his last moments crying in my arms last night in an unfamiliar place surrounded by unfamiliar people. His owner stayed for sedation and then “couldn’t handle” staying any longer. That dog deserved better.

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@seashell_b

8 years

If you're gonna try and make one of these insta accounts, might I suggest not having your IG linked to your Facebook

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@seashell_b

4 years

My racist ex boyfriend thirst replies to every picture I post so this time I posted a bikini pic covered in captions about supporting the BLM and movement and let me tell y’all.....this man has been SILENT

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@seashell_b

6 years

I know this has been said before but can we talk about the phrase “shark-infested waters” ?????? bitch they live there

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@seashell_b

4 years

unfollowing models and influencers on Instagram and replacing them with real women doing real things is the best decision I have ever made for my own mental health.

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@seashell_b

4 years

#TigerKing is cutesy and funny and all that haha yeah whatever but let’s not forget that literally every human featured in it is animal-abusing hot ass GARBAGE and not a single one deserves your sympathy or support. Not a single one.

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@seashell_b

5 years

Saw frozen 2 last night and my takeaway is that long hair Elsa can STEP on me and Kristoff is a god tier man

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@seashell_b

5 years

y’all know service animals are different from emotional support animals, companion animals, and therapy animals right? you can’t just buy a service animal vest from amazon and slap it on your hyperactive & untrained poodle and expect anyone to believe you.

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@seashell_b

3 years

My second job shut down for lack of staff due to covid. The entire veterinary hospital. Completely closed. Unpaid time off. Because there aren’t enough healthy employees left to even staff a single shift. This pandemic is far from over

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@seashell_b

5 years

Anyways, muting this thread! This is a reminder that: -veterinarian/vet staff suicide rates are on the rise -compassion fatigue is real -your vet is not a cash-grab or a scam -don’t get a pet if you can’t afford to take care of it

CDC reports elevated suicide rates among veterinarians

Federal officials call for a collaborative effort to tackle the issue.

todaysveterinarybusiness.com

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@seashell_b

5 years

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

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@seashell_b

3 years

y’all were right. we celebrate that shit no matter how long it took.

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@seashell_b

3 years

tell my why I’m embarrassed to post about graduating college. it took me longer than 4 years and now it feels like less of an accomplishment

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@seashell_b

3 years

11am and I’ve seen THREE animals named Loki at work. Another one on the schedule for this afternoon. Please name your pets literally anything else

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@seashell_b

3 years

not to be a buzzkill but veterinary professionals aren’t here for you to ask for free advice. you should know basic care and have a vet for any animal you own. even if the dude was a real vet he doesn’t owe you any answers. how about you take proper care of your pet instead

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@seashell_b

5 years

For all the zoo/aquarium hate i see y’all sure do fuckin love to pet and feed wild animals

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@seashell_b

5 years

not everyone who’s ever worked for Disney was a princess Jesus CHRIST

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@seashell_b

3 years

Bro oh my fucking god

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@seashell_b

3 years

Not to be a raging bitch or whatever but all these “I was in no position to adopt a pet but I did and we struggled to feed ourselves ✨together✨” posts aren’t actually cute or wholesome they’re just shit pet ownership

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@seashell_b

4 years

my coworker’s cat sucks on his tail when he gets nervous and I’m losing my mind over it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@seashell_b

5 years

Daily dose of Scoot

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@seashell_b

2 years

Master of (Marine) Science ✅ I did it, y’all. Master’s degree in the bag 💚

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@seashell_b

5 years

this guy messaged me and said “you seem cool” and I replied and said “I am cool” and then he called me a stuck up bitch ahehakjdkdk lmfaooooooooo

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@seashell_b

3 years

tell my why I’m embarrassed to post about graduating college. it took me longer than 4 years and now it feels like less of an accomplishment

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@seashell_b

5 years

My favorite DCP memory is that a boy got mad at me after seeing my photopass pics with another boy on MDE

kase 🌻

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5 years

When people disconnect with u on My Disney Experience it’s like a small stab in the heart

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@seashell_b

4 years

i'm............crying. the marine biologists are THRIVING #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons #ACNH

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@seashell_b

6 years

Do NOT bring your children to zoos and aquariums if you are not willing to learn. Instead of telling your kid “wow you are inches from a man-eating shark!!!” shut up and let me teach BOTH of you why these animals are important. Stop teaching your kids to be afraid.

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@seashell_b

9 years

Everyone's complaining about level 34 on Choco blocks but here I am stuck on 26

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@seashell_b

7 years

@ILLEGALEGNA fight me.

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@seashell_b

6 years

@COLDGAMEKELV This is an attraction you can pay for advertised as “swimming with tigers” where a tiger cub is throw into a pool of water with no land accessible and nowhere to rest. The tiger will cling to you because it doesn’t want to drown. It’s not cute and it’s not humane. It’s cruel.

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@seashell_b

4 years

@INDIEWASHERE is this a property brother

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@seashell_b

3 years

My nail tech is Asian and I didn’t know how to appropriately express solidarity for the shootings that happened yesterday so I just tipped 150% and did not say a word. What else can I do? The “hopes and prayers” sentiment is useless.

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@seashell_b

5 years

!!!!!!!!!!!! organized and ready to send letters and stickers and surprises to anyone who DMs me their address !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@seashell_b

3 years

next step: graduate school. starting this fall :-)

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@seashell_b

4 years

sent this man a pic of a cute ass cat and he said “it’s cute but not my type” not your TYPE?????? of CAT??????

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@seashell_b

3 years

y’all know women don’t owe you SHIT for your friendship right? y’all know being friends with woman just because you want to pursue her romantically or sexually is a shitty thing to do, right?

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@seashell_b

5 years

Lush also does really weird shit like donating to shut down reputable wildlife sanctuaries instead of combating actual issues. They donated funds to advertise against an elephant rehab facility instead of tackling things like circus animals or “ride an elephant” attractions.

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@seashell_b

2 years

I really don’t think I want to be in vet med anymore. I can’t handle the clientele. I can’t handle people threatening to abuse their animals because I can’t accommodate insane demands. I can’t handle being screamed at every day because owners are failing to care for their pets.

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@seashell_b

3 years

She’s pink and she’s MINE!!!!!!!

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@seashell_b

4 years

An onlyfans to pay for my move but instead of nudes it’s just videos of me pointing out different fish at the aquarium

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@seashell_b

2 years

I’m 25 now. Happy birthday to me 🐠

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@seashell_b

5 years

hello twitter may I introduce you to the newest member of my one-person family: Scoot. he is a good boy, even if sometimes his back legs don’t work the way they should. pls give him all your love.

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@seashell_b

5 years

Me talking to men vs me talking to women

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bomboclaat

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@seashell_b

2 years

Wild that this is my life now

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@seashell_b

4 years

anyways I got dressed up for some shit yesterday so here’s a pic of me not in work scrubs

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@seashell_b

3 years

Reminder that bisexual people in hetero relationships aren’t any less valid in their bisexuality. since that discourse seems to have already started.

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@seashell_b

5 years

Being a college student on Twitter is weird because I want my tweets to be career-oriented so future jobs see them and how motivated I am but I also want to tweet about how dumb men are and much I fuck with margaritas

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@seashell_b

5 years

@ellle_em this is the kind of person who takes 673 pictures of their Christmas kitten bottlefeeding and then immediately makes a “rehoming” post once it’s over 2 pounds

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@seashell_b

4 years

Yet another reminder that if you don’t have the space, money, or time to adequately care for an animal you have “rescued” than you have not actually rescued said animal

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@seashell_b

4 years

Held a client’s hand this morning while she euthanized her dog of almost 19 years. She cried and thanked me for being there. Went to Starbucks on my lunch and watch a woman scream at the barista for “too much ice” in her drink. Some of y’all have really fucked up priorities.

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@seashell_b

3 years

@freckxi manifesting? manifested. 💖

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@seashell_b

4 years

just got approved for a house in Florida!!!!!!!! 10 days until move in!!!!!

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@seashell_b

5 years

I don’t know about you, but I waited 7 years to say I’m feeling 22

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@seashell_b

4 years

anyways.....I’m going to grad school!!!!

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@seashell_b

7 years

@aka12144 @aLocalinsomniac @ajplus We have a few Florida Panthers left in the wild. They are a subspecies of the Eastern Puma. The division is a regional thing—while they are essentially (almost) the same animals, they’re classified differently. Eastern Pumas are extinct. Florida Panthers have a chance.

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@seashell_b

5 years

hey how about we stop breeding dogs for aesthetic? do you know how many problems these types of dogs have? not everything needs to look like a corgi.

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@seashell_b

3 years

is this my element

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@seashell_b

4 years

y’all know that even if Biden manages to win, with how close this race has been it can hardly be called a victory. the hatred this country has for minorities has been proudly proclaimed and that’s not something we’re gonna come back from.

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@seashell_b

5 years

me: I should probably buy real clothes and stopping dressing like I’m 12 also me: whale skirt

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@seashell_b

8 years

🐳🐬🐡🐟🐠🐋

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@seashell_b

4 years

genuinely want to know why my human rights as a woman and as a bisexual are even remotely up for debate

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@seashell_b

2 years

I’m so FUCKING confused at the “just close your legs” sentiment being thrown around by the very same men who literally fucking BEG women to have sex with them all while refusing to wear condoms. Make it make sense.

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@seashell_b

5 years

someone who finished college in 4 years tell me HOW you did that because I’m so fucking tired of being in school and being fucked over by transfer credits and the fact that anyone with a non traditional learning style has to work 10x as hard at the same exact shit

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@seashell_b

2 years

Men really think they’re the smarter gender until the wife needs them to take the dog to the vet and explain what’s wrong

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@seashell_b

3 years

do I have a cold or covid? finding the answer by eating every 15 minutes to make sure I can still taste it

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@seashell_b

4 years

Don’t feed bears. Don’t feed any wildlife. Don’t support “influencers” who promote shitty behavior for clout. Encouraging this type of behavior gets people and animals killed. Brother Nature proving once again how little he actually cares about wildlife.

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@seashell_b

4 years

your girl gets drunk and cheats, I get drunk and explain why cownose rays are the best rays

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your man gets drunk & cheats, my man gets drunk & tells me how much each part of an airplane costs

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@seashell_b

5 years

you ever get upset about something you shouldn’t be upset about but you can’t even talk to anyone about it because you’re NOT SUPPOSED TO BE UPSET ABOUT IT

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@seashell_b

3 years

He habituates wild animals to human interaction, promotes roadside zoos that let him irresponsibly handle animals for content, and publicly bashes reputable, AZA-accredited facilities. His entire platform is wildly irresponsible and reckless. Cancel him for good.

Jannifer Gao 🌶

@Jani__Gee

3 years

Brother Nature was so loved that when his teenage Nazi phase got revealed Black Twitter reviewed the data and collectively said, “alright apology accepted” and moved on This man went positive viral everyday for MONTHS. And lost all that love bc he lied about getting jumped? WHY

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@seashell_b

4 years

First day at my new job and I was greeted by this absolute gremlin of a kitten

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@seashell_b

3 years

How’s work going? 60 hours in 4 days but at least this cat has cool eyes

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@seashell_b

4 years

tell me why the lady I picked up my hedgehog from asked me if I was married and I PANICKED and said “yeah I’m engaged actually!” like a fiancée would make me more qualified to own a hedgehog. tell me why.

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@seashell_b

4 years

WE NAME OUR PETS BUT WHAT DO THEY NAME US

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@seashell_b

4 years

just a sweet lil water kitty

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@seashell_b

5 years

i had a meeting with my work supervisor because i got a job offer with better pay. she immediately told me she’d offer me both a raise and a promotion because of how much she values my work ethic and attitude. a day later and i’m still emotional about it 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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@seashell_b

5 years

me: tinder is a joke also me: *swipes right on every person posing with a tiger at myrtle beach safari so I can tell them those tigers are drugged and they’re endorsing animal abuse*

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@seashell_b

5 years

rare picture of me without a Snapchat filter