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@seanzolio
seanzolio
5 years
Maybe not the best account to tweet this...
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@seanzolio
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4 years
The chances of this happening are 1 in a billion... Skybet: 11/2 (Max stake £10)
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@seanzolio
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5 years
Jeremie Frimpong Oh my days 😍
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@seanzolio
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4 years
RIP
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@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
4 years
Millie Small: My Boy Lollipop singer dies aged 73
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@seanzolio
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5 years
@DaftLimmy Disgusting, disrespectful and deeply disturbing young man. I can only pray that Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ has mercy on your soul.
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@seanzolio
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2 years
@petermriya @sportbible Ivan Toney has been charged with a further 30 breaches of FA betting rules.
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@seanzolio
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3 years
He's only been gone an hour fuck sake.😭
@RangersFC
Rangers Football Club
3 years
At the going down of the sun and in the morning We Will Remember Them. #LestWeForget | #RemembranceDay2021
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@seanzolio
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2 years
He's right. 1 game proves nothing. Make both teams play all the other teams home and away, give 3 points per win and add them all up in some sort of league table at the end.
@ClydeSSB
Clyde 1 Superscoreboard
2 years
🔊 LISTEN: “I don’t think there is a massive gap… it’s one game”. Rangers midfielder John Lundstram doesn’t believe there’s a massive gap in quality between themselves and Celtic despite Sunday’s League Cup final defeat.
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@seanzolio
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5 months
Excuse me I asked for the large shush burger!
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@seanzolio
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4 years
@yes_malarkey Not true. He's actually this size in real life but GoT made him look smaller.
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@seanzolio
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3 years
Reo getting told Mikey Johnston wasn't a ball boy.
@delbhoyy007
Wizardofbaws🍀
3 years
Love him already 😂🇯🇵
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@seanzolio
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5 years
Rod Stewart brings Celtic in £20 million. See if he never brought that money in this club would be fucked.
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@seanzolio
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3 years
86.2% of penalties awarded in Scotland this season have been given to rangers. 😯
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@seanzolio
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1 year
Qatar Gas Percy. 1500 dollars a day my man.
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@PeterWeird1
Peter Weird
1 year
@DuckClubbing Be a shame if this got retweeted.
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3 years
Since Celtic last won a European knockout tie, rangers have: - Died.
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@seanzolio
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5 years
David Turnbull yesterday/today.
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@seanzolio
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4 years
@CelticFC The league is a write off. Sack everyone and focus on 10 in a row next season.
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3 years
Bobby Madden has refereed 17 Glasgow derbies. So far he's given: Penalties- rangers 5 Celtic 0 Red cards- rangers 0 Celtic 4 Yellow cards- rangers 14 Celtic 43 You couldn't make it up.
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@seanzolio
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3 years
The mrs when she comes home and I've changed the bedding.
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@seanzolio
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5 years
@jonathanliew @WesAppreciator Everyone saying the Royal Family is too good to go down just need to look at France.
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@seanzolio
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4 years
Aberdeen want what's best for Aberdeen. Celtic want what's best for Celtic. Dundee want what's best for Dundee. Hearts want what's best for Hearts. Rangers want what's worst for Celtic.
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@seanzolio
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3 years
rangers game might get called off cos they are short staffed. 😭
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5 years
@seanmcdonald01 I reckon he might survive in a '1 in a million' lucky escape. Meghan unfortunately doesn't make it after the ambulance accidentally runs her over.
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@seanzolio
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2 years
@FGRFC_Official A hear ye've no been puttin yer blue bin oot. Canny be havin that mate.
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@seanzolio
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3 years
I'm bored at work so I decided to take some time to analyse the league standings if we were to discount ALL of the goals. Aberdeen Celtic Dundee Dundee United Hearts Hibs Livingston Motherwell Rangers Ross County St Johnstone St Mirren
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@seanzolio
seanzolio
4 years
Some men fight for silver and some men fight for gold.
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3 years
106 days banner for sale.
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4 years
Alfredo Morelos has now equalled Henrik Larsson's record for goals against Celtic.
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3 years
@BrambleJim @ThatEricAlper Loada shite send snoop dogg
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3 years
@CelticFC #askGG why did you have to take your top off after the goal? My girlfriend nearly left me.
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4 years
From same guy who told me about Rodgers. Explains a few things.
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@aaronhenry313
Aaron Henry
3 years
One thing they both have in common is they’re both in need of a good fuckin ride
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@seanzolio
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2 years
@VanguardBears that I wasn't there!
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@seanzolio
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5 years
Unpopular (probably) but I celebrated this goal more than Rogic and the Invincible Treble.
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@seanzolio
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3 years
It's the remix to ignition, Ange Postecoglou edition. Why is Edouard up front and Kyogo out of position?
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@piersmorgan She won't be alone we are ALL with you M'am watching on BBC1, BBC2, ITV and catch up tv plus the Prince Philip angel will be looking down the whole time probably making a cheeky remark the rascal.🤣
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@seanzolio
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3 years
@CelticFC Hopefully being addressed by Bobo Balde.
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@seanzolio
seanzolio
4 years
Things Neil Lennon's job is hanging by: 1/ A THREAD
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@seanzolio
seanzolio
3 years
So called rangers 'supporters' jumped my little boy on his way home from school and told him to "shove his Christmas spirit up his a***". Heartbroken and won't leave his room. 😥
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@seanzolio
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3 months
Not one for hyperbole but Craig Gordon should have been executed at half time of this match.
@EuropaLeague
UEFA Europa League
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🇨🇭 Shaqiri ⚽️ #UEL
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@seanzolio
seanzolio
4 years
But we didn't fucking listen did we?
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@seanzolio
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3 years
Tbf even Mikey Johnston looked good when he came on. Hopefully can build on that in his next game in 2026.
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3 years
Mikey Johnston is also out for religious reasons after I prayed that I'd never have to see him in a Celtic shirt again.
@AlisonGConroy
Alison Conroy
3 years
Ange Postecoglou says Celtic captain Callum McGregor is out of tomorrow’s Europa League game v Real Betis with “a knock”. Anthony Ralston is back. Liel Abada will be missing for religious reasons.
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2 years
Fair play to the big man. Can't turn down the chance to play in Serie A.
@AnthonyRJoseph
Anthony Joseph
2 years
UPDATE: Atlanta United and Celtic have agreed a deal worth £4.3m for striker Giorgos Giakoumakis. It's understood the initial fee is £3.5m, with £800,000 in add-ons. He’s agreed personal terms with the MLS club & is set to finalise his move to the USA.
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@seanzolio
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Brendan, tell us all the things you forgot when you fucked off in February?
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@seanzolio
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3 years
Huns love life size figures of their managers. 🙄
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Post Martin O'Neill, Celtic have only scored direct from a corner 6 times. Wow.
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@seanzolio
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4 years
Alex Rae: But as you scroll down he gets better looking. A thread. 1/
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@seanzolio
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2 years
How did they get that trophy up the mountain?
@CelticFC
Celtic Football Club
2 years
🏆 #cinchPrem Champions team meeting before training! 💚 #CelticFC 🍀
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@seanzolio
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Celtic are such winners we even wanted rangers to win last night so we would have to win some more tonight.
@thespursweb
The Spurs Web
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Ange was furious in the post-match presser
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4 years
HUGE February coming up for Celtic. Birthday wishes to tweet for Cillian Sheridan, Aleksandar Tonev, Richard Ramirez, Eva Braun and Prince Andrew.
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5 years
Not sure how true but doesn't sound great.
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3 years
@RangersFC Well done rangers. I'm a Celtic season ticket holder but always had a soft spot for yous.
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@seanzolio
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5 years
@RomeluLukaku9 @_LH67_ Mate change yer name back. That patter ended months ago.
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@seanzolio
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3 years
This turkey is so small I thought it was bloody Galatasaray!
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@seanzolio
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5 years
Oh dear. Scary stuff.
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2 years
Ugly scenes at Celtic park as rangers fans are allowed back in.
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5 years
Queue outside my local @asda 😯 Please listen to government guidelines and stay inside!
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4 years
2/ Does he fuck.
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@CelticFC Iam at the Japan game now and they are chanting "Reo, Reo Hatate. He loves Pearl Harbour and the IRA." 😲 Vile.
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@seanzolio
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9 months
Tilio and Turnbull away.
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@AnthonyRJoseph
Anthony Joseph
9 months
CONFIRMED: Melbourne City have signed Celtic winger Marco Tilio on loan until the end of the season. Tilio, who joined the Hoops from the A League club in the summer, is currently with Australia at the Asian Cup in Qatar.
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@seanzolio
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@MailSport I thought you couldn't finish on a 21?
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seanzolio
3 years
Joe Black tomorrow explaining how we actually owe crystal palace money.
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
3 years
Odsonne Edouard will be in London today in order to sign as new Crystal Palace player on permanent move from Celtic. Done deal and here-we-go! 🔴🤝 #CPFC Personal terms also agreed. Medical today morning. €18/19m as final fee.
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Still funny that mikey actually liked this 😂
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@PowellAnalytics
Dylan
9 months
If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?
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@DaftLimmy Disgusting, disrespectful and deeply disturbing young man. I can only pray that Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ has mercy on your soul.
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3 years
That'll be ripped off at Anfield by next week and they won't even have to change the words.😭
@DoolinShea
Shea Doolin 🇮🇪🇵🇸
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The new Jota song being sung in Liverpool by myself before the match 🍀🙌🇵🇹
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At ibrox today. Kidded on to some woman that I was a fellow bear and nicked her season book.😂
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@meItingbytwice
Seola Quintanilla Pérez
4 years
do y’all have “forbidden” pairs you think look alike but also know NO one else is gonna agree?
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Buckingham Palace when asked if the queen is actually dead.
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@seanzolio
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5 years
@ScotRail Ok thanks. Just I prefer not to buy at station as sometimes conductor doesn't get to my carriage so it's like travelling for free.
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@CelticFC @mattoriley8 Looks very slow. Worrying.
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2 years
Probably past it but if that's who Ange wants...
@Stephen4_2
St.Anthony
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I hope the rumours surrounding Anthony Stokes are not true. Suppose we'll find out in the coming days.
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@STVSport This has been brought in to benefit 1 club and 1 club only. Too long have St Mirren had an undue influence on the powers of Scottish Football.
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Benfica forward Jota has turned down the offer to join Celtic permanently. 📝🇵🇹❌ The Scottish club's lack of investment for this year's Platinum Jubilee has convinced the player his future lies elsewhere. (Via @joeblack1801 )
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@Slimshady1961
Slimshady
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@BrentfordFC He wasn’t called Bombskajer for nothing
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Idah & Bernardo £12m combined not bad aye? Plus Mikey Johnston out injured again is like a new signing.
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@seanzolio
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4 years
Eddie Howe has never managed a big club before but neither had Martin O'Neill or Brendan Rodgers...
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@seanzolio
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3 years
Good article here by Ryan Kent's mum.
@Football_Scot
Football Scotland ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 years
Ryan Kent has been named the most valuable player in Scotland. Three other Rangers players are in Transfer Room's top five alongside Celtic's David Turnbull.
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From someone who would know...🍀
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2 years
@RangersFC Why? Has she not renewed?
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3 years
Breaking my (12 hour) silence. 😕
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2 years
Has Craig Gordon ever legitimately conceded a goal?
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@seanzolio
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3 years
St Johnstone your reign of terror is over. Celtic are back!
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@seanzolio
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3 years
No way the sun actually wrote an article to debunk one of my nonsense tweets 😂😭
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@seanzolio
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bark bark free palestine bark bark.
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@seanzolio
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8 months
HOOPY MUST DIE
@seanzolio
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SACK THE BOARD SELL THE TEAM
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@seanzolio
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1 month
Starting a new trend...
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@seanzolio
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1 year
Same guy that told me about Ange...🤔🍀
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@seanzolio
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2 years
Unstoppable force meets immovable object.
@Record_Sport
Daily Record Sport
2 years
Referee for Leipzig’s clash with Rangers hasn't awarded a penalty in UEFA competition this season
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@CelticFC Laxalt when the team's in numerical order
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The Disciples on Good Friday:
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Henrik Larsson and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
@ArmandDoma
Armand Domalewski
2 years
The 1995-2000 decline in teen suicide rates was driven almost entirely by boys. What happened?
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1 year
The circle of life. 😂🍀
@fast_sin
The Fast Lovin' Sin-Soaked Heathen
1 year
Check out Reo Hatate telling a manic, stookied-up dancing Alistair Johnston to calm down after today's Celtic - Rangers Scottish Cup semi-final. Full video on the YT channel. MUSIC: @ACID_KLAUS You’re a Freak - Acid Klaus ft Philly Piper
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@hvrtbaby @omgjavan Queue. What a waste of letters.
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Steven Gerrard setting a dangerous precedent basing your punishment on ability. Ryan Christie will end up in jail.
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