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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

hard copy of mörk borg arrived - this is the most gorgeous rpg book I’ve seen

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@seansnmurphy

4 years

“Why am I so anxious all the time?” I ask, sipping my fourth coffee of the morning. “It's the weirdest thing.” I say through clenched teeth, brewing another cup. “I just don’t understand it.” I proclaim, pouring a pound of ground coffee directly into my mouth.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

me, browsing skip the dishes: hmm I wonder what will fill the void today

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

thrilled to share I am joining the fine folk @BlackPressMedia as copy editor / paginator!

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

Euphoria is fun to watch because I get to see what I missed in high school spending my lunch breaks playing Magic: the Gathering in the AV room.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

I wish I cared about anything as much as some of you folks care about Taylor Swift.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

happy twin peaks day !!!

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 months

I bet you sickos are liking the weirdest stuff rn

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 month

carrying all my stress in my spine as nature intended

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

Very excited to share I'm joining the team @TJProvincial as Content Editor next month. I'm planning to leave Vancouver on the 11th - so feel free to @ me until then! (And after too.)

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

16 days

saw Longlegs last night -not to brag but my legs are definitely longer

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

three years ago, the first feature article I wrote was published. (working on this made me go vegan – so double milestones)

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

just read through the latest @HeterotopiasZn - this has quickly become my favourite magazine. check it out here:

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

if someone tells you to have a nice day are you legally obligated to or

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

I’m still convinced this show was a fever dream

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

3 years

Never have I ever seen comic sans out in the wild.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

Today’s #InboxZero screen. ⁦ @Superhuman ⁩

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

3 months

that dog in me

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

don't👏add👏me👏on👏steam👏just👏to👏make👏fun of👏my👏lego👏batman👏playtime

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

going through the self checkout with a bunch of unlabelled produce:

blogTO

@blogTO

2 years

Canadians are now stealing overpriced food from grocery stores with zero remorse #Canada

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 months

the last time I stayed at a b&b I put “vegan” on my dietary preferences and then they put me in this room

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

same

Le Cinéphiles

@LeCinephiles

2 years

BREAKING: ‘THE BATMAN’ director, Matt Reeves has revealed that Robert Pattinson’s Batman has a “Bat playlist” consisting of: - The Cure - Joy Division - Bauhaus - New Order - Cocteau Twins - Beach House

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

this morning I am thinking about brutalist architecture

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

got my first electric toothbrush - this must be what it felt like to be at the unveiling of the first iphone 🪥

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

p sure this thing will crack into a giant omelette and we can visit it once a day to grab a slice

New York Post

@nypost

1 year

Japanese officials investigate mysterious sphere washed up on beach

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

Post a picture of your pet and who they’re named after

Alonna Lee 🎃

@alonna_lee

1 year

Post a picture of your pet and who they’re named after

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

oops

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 months

P※A※U※L※Y※S※H※O※R※E※I※N※B※I※O※D※O※M※E

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

mentally I am here.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

who was your first celebrity encounter and why was it a wild Pikachu in Viridian Forest

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

the best part of SCREAM VI was when it dramatically cut to black in the middle of an action scene and a dude behind me whispered “the end.”

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

3 months

in your 30's, you should own at least one mug with your favourite animal on it

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

3 years

i got called out by a server for calling them "yam fries" instead of "sweet potato fries."

zinc

@ZlNCFINGER

3 years

maritime ppl love calling dinner "supper"

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

I’ve just finished the Berserk manga and absolutely loved it - can anyone recommend something in the same vein?

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

19 days

I refuse to learn Fahrenheit so I only get alarmed when I recognize that number from the oven

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

me exploring elden ring:

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

didn’t have swifties vs ticketmaster on my 2022 bingo card but not much that has happened this year has been so

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

3 years

Ronald McDonald is hostile architecture.

Zack Budryk

@BudrykZack

3 years

Wait, good God, were these guys an anti-homeless thing?

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

🧵: If we wake up tomorrow and there’s no twitter I want you to know how much I’ve appreciated your company.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

if the tweet limits were to stop bots why are my message requests full of them

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

May have fudged up a bit trying to use @Instacart - anyone want some bananas? 🍌🍌🍌

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

my entire apartment smells like KFC and i hate it.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

miss you folks

Bob Kronbauer

@BobKronbauer

4 years

typical

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 month

happy monday

the cumpound

@TheCumpound

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

anytime the DefundCBC hashtag starts trending on here I lose a year off my life.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

3 years

"animal crossing takes no skill" me, who's never caught a tarantula and can't curve cliffs:

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

3 years

now that I’m back in NB, my biggest regret is not eating more IKEA veggie dogs.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

Prague was beautiful.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

for the sake of transparency, this account is only verified because I bought twitter blue for a month in nov 2022. yes you can make fun of me for this.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

every year I know less of the bands playing at coachella

President Biden

@POTUS

1 year

This summer, we're back on the road to invest in America.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

I guess my neighbours have been binge watching X-Files for the past few days & every half hour I get to hear that absolute banger of a theme song.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

I bookmarked one thing once to read later and this tweet just reminded me about it.

Mikaela

@FridayInHalifax

1 year

Jokes on you, Twitter, I never even bothered to learn how to use the bookmark function!

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

the masculine urge to remind your friend Elon Musk sucks whenever they bring up their Tesla

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

🧑‍🍳

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

21 days

if you're wearing shorts I half-expect you to approach me like this (please don't)

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

Happy 2023! Here were my favourite films of 2022 (of the few that I managed to see this year):

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

#tbt to that time I had a modelling career.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

3 years

we used to be a country

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 months

when someone joins the google doc early

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

wow I hate this

CBC British Columbia

@cbcnewsbc

2 years

Vancouver Coastal Health says a beloved shop cat at a grocery store in Vancouver's West Point Grey neighbourhood is no longer allowed to be in the store.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

is it even Groundhog Day if you're not watching Groundhog Day (1993) on a loop

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

me for the next 4 hours:

Nintendo of America

@NintendoAmerica

1 year

Battle your way to the top of the championships or battle online with friends in Pokémon Stadium, now available on #NintendoSwitch for #NintendoSwitchOnline + Expansion Pack members! #Nintendo64

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

sitting in the sunbeam from my window and slowly becoming super empathetic to indoor cats.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 months

if I woke up to folgers in my cup I would go back to bed

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

This is what you get without an HOA. We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.

Nick Huber

@sweatystartup

1 year

This is what you get without an HOA. We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

THEY WERE CALLED DIGIMON - DIGITAL MONSTERS - AND THEY WERE THE CHAMPIONS

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

I am one week into self-isolation AMA

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

every year I know less and less of the Coachella line-up.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

3 years

I am back in BC until September 5th! @ me for an a-ok time.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

gamers don’t deserve games

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

this is where I tweet from where pies go when they die

Alonna Lee 🎃

@alonna_lee

1 year

This is where I tweet from.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

me walking into a room and immediately forgetting why

No Context BC Gov

@NoContextBCGov

2 years

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

level 30

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

3 years

so are those free houses off the table or

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

irony aside, gatekeeping punk is the least punk thing you can do

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

feeling bad because I just realized that if I can hear my neighbour snoring he can definitely hear me playing dark souls 3 at 4 A.M.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

I am so pumped #RE4

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

thanks westjet for reminding me to check if my passport is expired 3 days before my departure

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 months

me today: (couldn't see the eclipse 😭)

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

3 years

the pumpkin spice must flow

Eli Glasner 🎥

@glasneronfilm

3 years

Today on @CBCMorningLive @jacksonwweaver and I debated Denis Villeneuve's #Dune . Enjoy

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

1. EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

3 months

a brain worm would fix me

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

journo twitter call-outs in 2020:

Electra Cutie

@laflacasucia

4 years

Has anyone ripped their pants in public?

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

good morning to everyone except the new adobe icons

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

pretty sure this is Patrick Bateman’s room

misha꙳

@schizarella

1 year

we need to talk about how more men would get laid instantly if their rooms looked like this

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

still wild we thought this was peak humour for a summer

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

rach

@thalassashells

2 years

fuck your astrological sign, what was the color of your first gameboy/DS/3DS

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

4 years

someone told me once that my style is “sad IKEA” and I think about it a lot

🅱️ergy

@NoahBergy

4 years

My style is best defined as: I wear what I want when I want to regardless of weather/style/societal norms, also please do not ask if I wore this yesterday

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

2 years

video game advertising peaked in the 00's.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

1 year

wow spoilers

David Andress

@ProfDaveAndress

1 year

Napoleon Bonaparte was a TERRIBLE PERSON. He was a TYRANT. He betrayed every ideal he ever claimed to stand for. He was a shameless pathological liar who killed millions of people for his own insatiable vanity. He is literally one of the worst people in history.

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sean s. n. murphy

@seansnmurphy

3 years

Robocop is trending, nature is healing ~