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@seandoncito
sean
4 years
everyone looking at Nevada rn
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@seandoncito
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7 years
i imagined him mumbling to himself “you do the crime, you do the time” while writing himself a ticket
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HuffPost
8 years
Police chief gives himself a $300 ticket for speeding
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@seandoncito
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6 years
“now do you wanna see the horses in the back or not”
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3 years
I CAN FINALLY AFFORD TO PAY OFF MY ODU DEBT AND GET BACK INTO SCHOOL TO FINISH MY LAST YEAR TO GET MY BACHELORS!!!! 😭
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@seandoncito
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7 years
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@seandoncito
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9 years
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@seandoncito
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2 years
@Ravens greg roman has to get fired for this… that was the complete worst 2min drill i’ve seen in my life, harbaugh to blame too.. really burned 35 seconds off the clock for no reason and held onto 2 timeouts until they became useless… these playcalls have been atrocious.
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@seandoncito
sean
5 years
carti’s producer making the beat for @ MEH
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2 years
@WorldWideWob aaron gordon did mcclung’s dunks multiplied by 20 and lost to a dude dunking from the FT line twice
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2 years
@Saints some of the worst playcalling i’ve ever seen, the defense held its own, but why is kamara coming out of the game on passing downs ? why is mark ingram playing more ? then on the final drive u let the bucs run down the clock for a game winner and didn’t use 1 timeout til 17 sec ?
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@seandoncito
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2 years
@Apaxche64 @statmuse in the second overtime u dick munch
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2 years
@Detroit_Got_Now @LegionHoops a detroit lions fan talking about rings 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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2 years
druski’s reaction to mac mcclung’s dunk on his ig story had me weak 😂😂😂 #NBAAllStar
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2 years
@statmuse but it would b similar to harden’s 60/10/11
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3 years
@crxpfxrd bro plug def a millionaire
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3 years
@ItIsCorey @AOBZ_ @WayneEllington @facucampazzo wayne will be out of the league before facu 😂
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@seandoncito
sean
2 years
the cap messed up my hair, but over 4 years ago i made a promise i was going to eventually go back to school after being forced to drop out. i finally saved up, bought my way back into school and did what i said i was going to do. words can’t even do justice rn
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@seandoncito
sean
7 years
somethin like that
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@seandoncito
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6 years
there’s “damn i haven’t had sex in a while” horny, there’s “damn i’m drunk” horny but the “lemme rt this porn gif at 7:21am” horny is a felony in 5 states
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@seandoncito
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2 years
@LAClippers clippers offense: paul george or kawhi leonard iso
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@seandoncito
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2 years
@CobbyXD_19 @BleacherReport u lakers fans wanted him gone but his dick stays in yall’s mouths, why ?
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@seandoncito
sean
7 years
how are u gonna raise summer class prices and tell me have a good got damn summer???
@ODU
Old Dominion University
7 years
Have a great summer Monarchs! If you're taking summer session classes, we'll see you on campus soon! #ODU
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@seandoncito
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5 years
i miss u. u impacted my life more than you’ll ever know, i don’t know what the future holds or what to say. but what i do know is that u were my brother. my life will never be the same. my life will be bland without you. i can’t wait to do thanksgiving at ur crib again this yr!
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@seandoncito
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5 years
at this rate i’m not hitting the pumpkin patch with anyone
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@seandoncito
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3 years
spots filling up quickly! hit my DMs
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2 years
@WiLLns23 @statmuse he played 21min idiot lol 5min in the second half total
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4 years
Alpha Phi turning in their letters once again for being racist
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1 year
yo is it me or is youtube tv glitching with this little mermaid commercial on TNT….
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4 years
Jared Goff being woken up to news he’s going to Detroit
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@seandoncito
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4 years
me as my girl is sliding my fenty briefs down to my ankles
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1 year
@ESPNNBA bro… they doubled jokic when jokic was bodying hachi in the paint lmao
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@seandoncito
sean
4 years
tomorrow is huge. it marks 1 year u left your pain behind. i wish u could see how much i’ve grown, i wish i could tell you inside jokes again and vent to u. to be honest, when u left, i haven’t really been the same but i’m trying. u were my brother and i’ll never forget you.
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@seandoncito
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2 years
@LAClippers westbrook goes 6/10 for 17pts 5reb 4ast with only 2 TO and ty lue decides to bench him the whole 4th quarter for eric gordon then decides to add marcus morris late, this is the biggest roster mismanagement this year, let russ create pace and get a scorer in there for marcus smh
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2 years
@Commanders @Giants rivera playing for a tie like a spineless loser, bench heinicke too
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4 years
live look at Alpha Phi’s social media chair rn
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@seandoncito
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7 years
when you get a blackboard alert that says “0/50” because you forgot to do an assignment
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4 years
@tinaqueen_15 the mcdonald’s fry prolly happy as hell on vacation
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4 years
them boys sprinkled BLM on them shirts like parsley
@ODUPikes
Pi Kappa Alpha
4 years
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@seandoncito
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3 years
IM WALKING IN THE SPRING!!!!!!! I DID IT BRO, JOB AINT DONE TECHNICALLY BUT I DID IT 😭😭😭😭 GRADUATION HERE I COME
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@seandoncito
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5 years
LMAOOOOO man
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5 years
how do niggas be seeing my comments on teanna trump IG
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@seandoncito
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8 years
i hate when dudes think they're too manly for a margarita or some other fruit alcohol beverage, like i know u ain't really enjoying that PBR
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5 years
going on week 3 of 2020 with no girlfriend
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@seandoncito
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2 years
@Suns wainwright over tj warren, biyombo over landale… these rotations don’t make sense monty…
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@seandoncito
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6 years
just passed a dude driving a tesla and he waved at me with both hands....... biggest flex i’ve ever seen
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5 years
told the IRS to keep their $1200, asked them if they had any 30min facetime calls with Jay-Z available
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@seandoncito
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4 years
me outside edge waiting for ladies night to end
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5 years
Brady after Ed Reed gave him a pass to say the n word
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11 months
@HimmyCarter_ @ChiTownnSports @jasrifootball @JosinaAnderson it is… with no O line the scheme is the only thing that saves the offense……
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5 years
Andrew Luck after getting that $140M from the Colts
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2 years
@Commanders he’s young so there is room for improvement, i like it
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@seandoncito
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4 years
markus will be gone 3 months on saturday. idk what happens after death, idk if it goes black, if you can see your loved ones, idk, but every night i wish i could talk to markus, every morning i wish i could talk to markus, it’s a never ending loop of heartbreak every single day.
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@seandoncito
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2 years
@Vikings game on the line, 4th and 8, and this stupid motherfucker throws a 3 yard check down.. we don’t wanna see anymore chain wearing videos from this dumbfuck kirk
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2 years
@sixers @cryptocom doc rivers has to get fired for that last defensive set… there was no need for melton to be locked on tatum… in the backcourt..
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@seandoncito
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7 years
tell G.I. Joe to calm down, it’s just planet fitness
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sean
4 years
one of my fav songs by one of my fav artists 🥺
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2 years
@BleacherReport show the contact to the face ?
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@seandoncito
sean
6 years
out here looking for stores that sell capriccio
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2 years
kadarius toney playing a full game without getting injured
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@seandoncito
sean
4 years
thank you to everyone that made my birthday special. 🌺
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@seandoncito
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5 years
i’m telling my kids this was shawn mendes
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@seandoncito
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4 years
go handle it then Batman.
@thegame
The Game
4 years
Pop smoke dead but 69 alive. #GuessRatsOutlivingHumansNow
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@seandoncito
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6 years
u gotta pay $2 for a ride like that at a carnival
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Sad case💀😭
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@adz5501 @qbucks4 @_Twinndiesel they are 7x stronger than humans….. lol which i would say is super strong….
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@seandoncito
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4 years
from my 22nd birthday to when i lurked you getting ur cut in 2011. I’m sorry we fell out the previous yr. the man that introduced me to making beats, one of my best friends. i’m sorry i didn’t try to mend things and got tossed in life. i’m sorry. i’ll make sure ur music stays.
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6 years
i know Fenty foundation when i see it
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6 years
good sex sounds like running in flip flops
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@seandoncito
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2 years
@warriors steve kerr watching zubac tear up the glass while having kevon looney marinating on the bench to have kuminga, divincenzo and draymond on the floor at the same time
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@seandoncito
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4 years
i got high last night and ordered 104 bags of baked hot cheetos before i passed out ??
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@seandoncito
sean
5 years
we saved each other multiple times. i had my own room at your crib. i was a part of your family. we talked everyday. you were my brother. you were the last lifeline i had here. i will always love you.
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3 years
justin showed up to his gf’s bday party in a t-shirt n thong
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@seandoncito
sean
4 years
this was who my best friend in the world was. it’s almost six fucking months since he’s been gone and it fucking hurts like i found out yesterday. i’ve never laughed the same. i’ve never acted the same. when he left a part of me left. i want to see him again.
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@seandoncito
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4 years
tomorrow is my birthday.. with that said, last year, markus was the only one that could make it to my bday, even tho we didn’t do much, it was a blast, i honestly didn’t expect to make it to my bday this year after everything but i’m glad i did, thanks for being a true friend
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@seandoncito
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3 years
person in front of me paid for my coffee and sandwich at dunkin, i was bout to do the same until i looked back and seen a white family packed in an SUV
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@seandoncito
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4 years
please let me know if you’ve seen my friend, last seen in Triangle, could be in DC
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4 years
me defending the White House from those MAGA thugs
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5 years
please don’t get involved in this you pieces of shit
@Commanders
Washington Commanders
5 years
CONGRATULATIONS @Nationals ‼️
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3 years
@10dollars4an8th tweet sound like batman searchin for penguin
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2 years
@Commanders @pepsi this team has had so many chances to run away with a wild card spot yet here we are due to bad coaching, awful QB play, and the defense crumbling when it mattered most. just play sam howell at this point
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2 years
everyone looking at the draftkings herbert passing TD boost right now
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4 years
one of the funniest dave chappelle skits ever
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4 years
me on page 92 of pornhub
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sean
3 years
i miss ya bud, badly #LongLiveYou
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7 years
can't qwhite say i have
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4 years
@neekolul u wear just the right amount haha like it’s perfect, you’re perfect, no one gets it like u haha please love me.
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@seandoncito
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3 years
@ravnsforev3r @MySportsUpdate relax man.. he’s 22.. mistakes happen, RIP to the victim but have some sympathy, everyone has a mistake and a lot of us have made one that could’ve turned worse
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4 years
it’s already been a month since you left us. i always try to think you’re just on a vacation or something to get my mind off things. it’s been so hard bro, but you’re always on my mind. everything i do i try to be better like i’m competing with you. i catch myself talking to
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@seandoncito
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4 years
what a great way to end my birthday weekend 🎈
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5 years
bro you’re 23.... you know you don’t have to chug that mad dog right?
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sean
7 years
he probably drew an oval
@TheSun
The Sun
7 years
Boy, 9, has his arm ripped off and eaten by bear at family zoo
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5 years
happy birthday to me! blessed to see another year 🎰
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3 years
@JoyTaylorTalks u deserve it
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@seandoncito
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5 years
that was top 3 hardest things i’ve ever had to do. seeing him like that was tough. but today we celebrate the release of pain not grieve at the loss of life.
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4 years
me and the boys as soon as we get on Cold War tonight
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5 months
@adz5501 @qbucks4 @_Twinndiesel brother the same article u screenshot matthew says there needs to be more research done himself, he also mentions chimps have DOUBLE the fast twitch muscle fibers than humans do and longer muscle fibers. he also mentioned the distribution of muscles.
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