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3 years

At Adventist gender reveal parties, you cut open a cake and it says "ordainable" or "unordainable" inside and that's how you know.

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2 years

Wait just one minute. BEYONCÉ is a ...??? 🤯

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4 years

How Adventists reacted to Little Richard while he was alive vs. now that he has passed away.

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@jessecase Santa's sweatshop, making money for Claus Corp execs 😭

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3 years

So the marital rape #Adventist pastor has resigned. Now can we discuss the fact that his views are a direct descendant of male headship theology?

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2 years

It's the End Timesssss! 😭

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3 years

I kind of love that the #Adventist fantasy of Heaven is showing off your pathfinder uniform to Brazilian blowout Jesus, surrounded by TikTok influencer angels.

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2 years

Well comrades, today was the day. I guess I (sniff) finally (sniff) took things too far. 😭 #GCSession

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3 years

Even if you are fully vaccinated, the CDC recommends not permitting your denomination to discriminate against women.

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4 years

We it's official. Ben Carson, the first Seventh-day Adventist to hold a cabinet-level post in the U.S. Government has come to the end of his political career. A moment of silence, please.

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2 years

Abortion is health care. Listen, #Adventists .

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7 months

Adventists in Michigan vs Adventists in California.

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2 years

Since the #Adventist Church doesn't seem capable of appointing more women to senior leadership positions, here is a thread of your favorite SDA leaders as women. Starting with our newly re-elected GC President Elder Wilson. #GCSession #GCSession2022

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3 years

Woe to you, Bible teachers and evangelists. Hypocrites! You travel across the globe to proselytize black and brown people but say nothing about the white supremacists in your midst! Blind guides!

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2 years

The Adventist Church official twitter account is in a death spiral and I am absolutely here for all of it! 😂

Adventist Church

@adventistchurch

2 years

Let's talk about #pride . Not the one associated with sexuality. The other kind. The kind of pride capable of turning angels into devils. That pride. Every one of us struggles with it so here are 7 truths about #pride that you must know about.

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3 years

Hello.

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2 years

"Be careful at your highest moment because that's when the devil comes for you." Desire of Ages, pg. 322

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7 months

The Seventh-day Adventist denomination says hi.

Zach W. Lambert

@ZachWLambert

7 months

Was anyone else taught that the “wine” mentioned in the Bible didn’t actually have any alcohol in it?

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6 months

When you meet another Adventist at a bar and know your secret is safe

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2 years

Yes. Hello? Yes, I'm calling to report a murder.

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5 years

I want you to close your eyes and imagine the faces of the other patrons when they called out my order this morning. 💅🏽 #GossipJuice #GCAC19

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4 years

We're going to start a game. Anybody wanna play?

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3 years

Progressive #Adventist staying in the church to make change from within. 😂

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2 years

From A Peculiar People 27 on insta.

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4 months

Can you smell this the way I can smell this?

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@mass_ave

4 months

Every church basement in the Midwest

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4 years

Anybody else?

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3 years

🤷‍♀️

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3 years

Unlock comments you coward 😂 #GCAC21

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4 years

What's not Adventist but feels Adventist to you?

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3 years

Seventh-day Adventists ever since October of 1844.

Sadie Boyd

@Wonder_Phoenix

3 years

Me this entire pandemic

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2 years

Seventh-day #Adventist supporters of this Supreme Court decision think US is a more righteous place now? No. You enable the government curtailment of religious minority liberties you claim to care so much about. Go directly to hell, honestly. #RoeVWade

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6 years

We are still trying to verify its authenticity, but we have found what appears to be the first image of the Compliance Committee on the campus of Loma Linda University in Southern Californi-apostate. It begins. #GCAC18

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4 years

Know your history

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3 years

Real Talk: it's time to stop tricking yourself into thinking the Adventist Church is going to be anything other than this. When people show you who they are...

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@AdventistToday

3 years

GC President Ted Wilson: No baptisms for people involved in same-sex sexual activity. #Adventistnews #Adventist

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11 months

@michaelharriot When Snoop Dogg tried to be Snoop Lion for a minute

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2 years

Took a theology class in an Adventist university in which all the "textbooks" were photocopied, spiral-bound, unpublished articles by the professor.

Adventist Church

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2 years

Let’s talk about @AdventistEdu . Tell us you went to an Adventist School without telling us you went to an Adventist School…

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2 years

Four more, Lord! Give me just four more! #Adventist

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6 months

Adventists, we have soul searching to do. We not only produced this guy, but we also enabled his enabling. Weep and mourn, oh daughters of Ellen. Rend your garments and put on sackcloth and ashes.

Ron Filipkowski

@RonFilipkowski

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Ben Carson urges evangelicals in Iowa who don’t like Trump’s character to vote for him anyway: “Would you rather have somebody whose tongue is a little wild but has incredibly good policies?”

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3 months

#HappySabbath but not all of you 😆

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2 years

LOOK WHAT GOD HAS DONE 🤩

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2 years

✨Manifesting✨ 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 A new GC prez not 🕯 Named 🕯 Ted 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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3 years

Adventist religion departments to women theology students: When God has called you He has prepared a place for you to use your gifts.

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3 years

"God has impressed upon me that..." 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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1 year

This foo be like "let's send them to the Bible" (provides Ellen White quote). #adventist

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6 months

@masonmennenga Yeah there's a reason why people don't sings that verse as much! Chains shall he break for the slave is our brother and in his name all oppression shall cease come ON!

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3 years

This explains our church choir, honestly 😂

Benjamin Lundquist

@Benjaminlund

3 years

God is not interested in our ability he’s interested in our availability.

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8 months

PARENTS: Be sure to check your kids Halloween candy! There have been confirmed reports of Great Controversy paperbacks hidden in chocolate bars!!

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2 years

Happy Where the Heck is Jesus Day, #Adventists . #DisappointmentDay #October22

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2 years

Noooo! Not @PastorWedTilson noooo! 😢 brethren, they're coming for you next. #TheShaking #TimeOfTrouble #Persecution

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3 years

Describe Adventism in one image

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4 years

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3 years

Who did this? 😂

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4 years

And on a Sabbath, no less. #MysteriousWays

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9 months

#Adventist here: grew up with the notion of a person-by-person individual, cosmic, full-length documentary to be shown at the final judgement to the whole universe on a giant screen 😅 surely I'm not the only one?

Scott Barber

@thescottbarber

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Did anyone else grow up with the teaching that one day everything bad we do will be shown to everyone at the Last Judgement? This was a big thing at the Christian school I went to.

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4 years

PSA: sorry to have to say this but you cannot stop COVID-19 through faith and prayers. Stay home this Sabbath!

Cheeky Pastor's Wife

@cheekypw

4 years

Church members are mad we’re suspending church services because they think Adventists are invincible. Smh.

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4 years

#HappySabbath 😷

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3 years

The whole Lord of the Rings saga is just confirmation of what Adventists have said all along: jewelry is bad and must be destroyed.

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3 years

Adventists for their whole existence.

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2 years

Friendly PSA for those still worried about Sunday laws targeting Adventists: it will not happen. Adventists frankly are not worth persecuting. 😂 Real religious persecution comes against women, LGBT+ individuals, ethnic and racial minorities and others with less societal power.

Tompaul Wheeler

@tompaulwheeler

2 years

@trudymorgancole The Adventist groups that obsess the most about Sunday laws are totally onboard with Christian nationalism.

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2 years

Did you stop to think about what people might get if they click on hashtag pornography? WELL DID YOU? 😂

Adventist Church

@adventistchurch

2 years

5th #truth about #pride : "Pride is worse than any of the other vices." Satan is quite happy for your to think of #pornography or #gluttony as beneath you. As long as your abstinence is motivated by pride, you are lost in the worst way possible. See 1st truth above.

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7 months

Adventists Sound Off!

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8 months

I'm not 100% sure, but I'm 97.9% sure this was written by an #Adventist writer.

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8 months

Happy #GreatDisappointment Day to all the kids that just want to be normal!

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3 years

If you've ever wondered why Seventh-day #Adventists have such a big problem with Halloween, this is why.

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6 months

Some of y'all never had this in your home and it shows.

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5 years

Sing with me 🎶 It only takes some snark // to get Millennials going // And soon the memes abound // young SDAs are trolling // I'll tweet it from my living room // I want my world to know // I'm libertine // I've had caffeine // I want to pass it on. 🎶 #GCAC19 #GossipJuice

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2 years

Ok but why is it always the comedians who actually get it 😂

Adrian Bliss

@adrianbliss

2 years

Getting off Noah’s Ark

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4 years

Let us pray for the graphics department, which sadly is stuck back in the year 1989 (24 years ahead of the rest of the church).

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3 years

Realization: Christian music is basically country music but the romance is directed toward Jesus.

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2 years

God Bless! #HappySabbath #Sabbath #Blessed

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2 years

But does your church go this hard?

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1 year

Everybody's like, what's the big deal about John Wesley Taylor V? Aside from the cartoonish looks, he seems fine. Sure, if you want your flagship institution to prioritize hyper-conservative religiosity and white male leadership over Black leaders who were literally next in line.

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2 years

Are you an #Adventist survivalist trying to start a fire? Here are some things to use for kindling: -pages of Adventist Today -immodest clothing -unclean meats -birth control pills -papal edicts -Song of Solomon -Girl Scout cookies -the cities -happiness Comment with YOUR faves

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4 years

Well, arguably one of Adventism's most famous members is trending on here today. [cringe]

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9 months

"This is what my Bible would look like if I were gay," says Ted Wilson as he dramatically dumps glitter out of his Bible.

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2 years

Today has been a high and holy #Sabbath day! Amen.

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10 months

What is the street value of this? Asking for a friend.

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5 years

Alright everybody. You asked, we answered. The #GCAC19 #ChurchMerch we designed is now actually available via Society6. Three designs are available with more to come!! So excited! Get yours at: #GossipJuice

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2 years

What have we learned, foolish man?

Cape Hatteras National Seashore

@CapeHatterasNPS

2 years

Cape Hatteras National Seashore (Seashore) has confirmed that an unoccupied house at 24265 Ocean Drive, Rodanthe, N.C. collapsed this afternoon. This is the second unoccupied house collapse of the day at the Seashore. Read more:

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4 years

Shout out to everyone eating popcorn and fruit rn.

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3 years

Today is a very very bad day. 😭😭

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HAS THE GREAT DISAPPOINTMENT OF 1843-1844 AND EVERY ONE SINCE TAUGHT US 🔥NOTHING🔥??

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2 years

Happy Easter, #badventists

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9 months

Pioneer Memorial Church 4 months after Dwight Nelson's retirement.

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8 months

This is a real thing that @adventistchurch , the official communications arm of the Seventh-day #Adventist Church, actually published on their social channels. Like bruh. How does Sam Neves have a job?

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9 months

You honestly don't want to see #Adventist math. 😆

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5 months

Adventists ✨could✨ be doing things like this but they think God wants them distributing a billion Great Controversies LOL ok Tedrick and Nancy

Historic Vids

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An autonomous robot for cleaning rivers

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2 years

Today in "Ask An Adventist":

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5 years

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: Official #GCAC19 Merchandise now available!!! Hurry and order some of these gorgeous #GossipJuice porcelain mugs, travel mugs and custom vinyl stickers. #ChurchMerch

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2 years

This craft is a fun activity to do with kids to honor both St. Patrick and the Holy Trinity! Enjoy!

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2 years

#HappyValentinesDay #Adventist people!

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4 years

It occurs to me that my joke about Ellen getting stoned was a little too on the nose.

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5 years

This is my favorite Adventist logic. "The young people are watching. Let's be harsh, vindictive and uncompromising about matters of conscience so they will know we won't tolerate their insubordination." I feel like this is going to go well. #GCAC19

Andrew McChesney

@ARMcChesney

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NAD layman: If we do not reprimand our leaders, we are sending a message to our young people that they can do whatever they want. #GCAC19

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8 months

BEN IS BACK BABY

Ben & Candy Carson

@RealBenCarson

8 months

It’s not just America that needs President Donald Trump back, the world does.

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2 years

Report this fake account! Would a real pastor do this to any of his church members? @pastortedwilson

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3 years

Among the most interesting biological oddities are vestigial structures like the eyes of blind cave fish, pelvises in whales and snakes, wings of emus, and the backbone of Ben Carson.

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9 months

Now that I think about it, why DOES Ted Wilson have all this inside information about the devil's secret plans??? 🤔 #GCAC23 #Sus

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2 years

People in my mentions saying Asscherick and people like him should read this thing or that thing...bless you. Here's the thing: It. Is. About. Control. No amount of reading is going to fix it. Run from people like that!

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