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Life is a Puzzle of oddly shaped pieces, that never seem to fit. *not smart enough to be financial advice, DYOR*

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3 months
@NASAMoon It's all fun and games until the Sun does it...
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4 months
@InternetH0F So we got Common Core Math but we lost Home Economics and Shop classes?! Education system:
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11 months
@s8n They waiting...
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2 months
@s8n Oooooh, God's still doing things, just not what others expect...
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4 months
@InternetH0F I'mma not gonna be the one that tells them... It's best to not think about it...
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5 months
@s8n 🫠 odd huh...
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11 months
@s8n 🥹 I mean it feels right...
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11 months
@s8n Giga Chad moment there!
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4 months
@gunsnrosesgirl3 50 years in the past. Invest funds. Buy several properties. Will everything to my future self with a note to take the 50 years in the future. Potentially create a time paradox and destroy reality...
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11 months
@s8n Twinning, just born a minute apart...
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11 months
@s8n Poor thing has seen some shit... 🥹 Computer science is wild... LoL
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10 months
@Earth_Updates Sounds awesome 🫶
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1 year
@s8n The Bible is good for You... Stop struggling...
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4 months
@s8n You saw what it said... Now come here Big Boy...
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4 months
@InternetH0F 🥹 yeah, nothing works right anymore...
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4 months
@s8n And if you don't, I guess we'll be seeing each other soonish 🥹
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5 months
@s8n Only Three...
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4 months
@s8n 🥹
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9 months
@s8n Peter Parker is really the Camera-Man! Faster and stronger than any other character out there...
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4 months
@s8n It had some help... The Help:
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@s8n The whole crew...
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11 months
@s8n All stories are nothing more than a "Hero's Journey" look it up and you'll never be able to read or watch a movie again... 🥹
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5 months
@s8n And in that moment a little raging fire started...
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8 months
@Earth_Updates Awesome! Unfortunately system is going to crash due to (SYSTEM:ALPHA_EARTH\BUGTRACING:\HUMAN_STUPIDITY)
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11 months
@s8n 79CE was Bussin... The parties just hit different back then...
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5 months
@s8n Grandma's place was always the best place for a good night's sleep!
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9 months
@messedupfoods I'd eat it... More so if the yoke is replaced with normal Deviled eggs mixture...
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4 months
@s8n Both, both, both, yes both horns are good...
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3 months
@InternetH0F I'mma not gonna tell him... Yo, SpongeBob!
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11 months
@s8n Whoopsies, wrong song... Shhiiit it won't stop playing... 👉👈
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@s8n Daaamn... Seems a...
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7 months
@s8n Let's not forget about all the majestic animals that died because they didn't make it onto the Ark, that's on the big man too...
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@Earth_Updates This isn't going to work out well... Like what are we even going to call the new land mass or new big ponds?
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7 months
@Earth_Updates Update corrupted:
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4 months
@s8n Spoiler:
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2 months
@s8n Wasn't me, I like the surprised looks when they find out 🥹
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11 months
@s8n But then we'll all be like: who's that Pokemon?! 🥹
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4 months
@s8n To the person that decided to change the sign from 420 to 419.99
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4 months
@s8n 🥹 unknown numbers, nah I'm good...
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7 months
@Earth_Updates What language do we use now? Quelle langue utilisons-nous maintenant ? ¿Qué idioma usamos ahora? 私たちは今何語を使っていますか? 我们现在使用什么语言? Welke taal gebruiken we nu? באיזו שפה אנו משתמשים כעת? He aha ka ʻōlelo a mākou e hoʻohana ai i kēia manawa?
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@s8n Damn..... Alright I'm in, if I win the lottery we are buying a wearhouse full of them for this purpose...
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5 months
@s8n Then you can't pet my frog...
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@s8n Parents after the little shits get on the bus...
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5 months
@s8n Metal all the way...
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11 months
@s8n Mary and the girls be like:
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4 months
@s8n It's the smallest of things that give me comfort as I rest... 🥹
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4 months
@s8n Sometimes a diagram is needed, sometimes it's not...
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11 months
@Culture_Crit Some modern artists are capable but the numbers seem to not be in our favor. This Artist did an amazing job on the flow.
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4 months
@s8n Hold on... Gonna go throw a soul or two in the furnace...
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4 months
@s8n When you're dead inside but Satan says keep going so you gotta put on that smile...
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11 months
@s8n But, ma'am I got money this time...
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11 months
@s8n Sounds about right 👍 Just a swirling void of unhappiness 🥹
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7 months
@messedupfoods I'd say, that's a perfectly normal size hotdog 🥲 totally normal sized 🥹
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11 months
@s8n Pringles style mustache is what I'm thinking 🤔
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11 months
@s8n Stop it... 🥹 These damn onions...
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5 months
@Earth_Updates Well, sh¡t, um, I meant cool cool 😎
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4 months
@s8n You forgot this one 🥹
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@s8n All while demons are just living in the moment and enjoying themselves...
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@s8n 😂🤣🥹
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9 months
@culturaltutor So, basically SpongeBob is a creature of culture...
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11 months
@s8n So sorry Chip, so sorry... 🥹
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4 months
@InternetH0F Gotta make Grandma proud...
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8 months
@s8n Jesus: Oh Meeee!
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4 months
@messedupfoods Nooo... I don't wanna play this game anymore... 😭🥹
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@s8n 🥹 be not afraid lil one...
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@creepydotorg 🥹 I just felt so bad for them 😂🤣
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@InternetH0F Never did anything weird with that nose, honest 🥹😅
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 "standard learning" for an ever changing world full of unique geniuses that'll never have a proper chance.
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11 months
@s8n I, I just want to make sure you make it to where your going safe and you don't feel so alone in those last few moments 🥹
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4 months
@s8n Low-key jealous and want one...
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4 months
@s8n Not all but most, the dreamer is having nightmares...
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9 months
@s8n This lil thing right here, I want it...
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@s8n Steve gots his hands in everything, even the paranormal...
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2 years
@AlpacaAurelius Right about there 🤷‍♂️ Billboard and ground level 🤷‍♂️
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@s8n Here's something positive then...
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@s8n Chances given... Tasty outcome...
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@Earth_Updates Humanity still exists, system will crash and default back to original settings 😢 Updates to drastic for a single update 🥹
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@Earth_Updates It's Xeet, Xeeted, ReXeet
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@s8n Pastafarianism, we were made in their image, from our own imagination...
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@s8n Just the fiddle, I wanna hear that sweet melody again...
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@s8n Totally get it...
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@s8n Got it... So you want Crabs... Be ready shortly 🥹
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11 months
@s8n Wtf @Earth_Updates patch this glitch, my guy was just trying to read a little book and gets banned from Al libraries on Earth, seems harsh 🥹 LoL 🤣 I wonder what he did, now I guess I gotta go searching LoL
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@WallStreetSilv About time...
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@hourly_shitpost Game over...
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4 months
@s8n Special Move: The Prostate Slammm
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4 months
@s8n Right this way, yes I made sure to fluff the pillows already...
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4 months
@s8n Things didn't go well...
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11 months
@s8n 🥹 whyyyyyy
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1 year
@s8n I'mma gonna say I'll try but we both know it's a lie...
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6 months
@Earth_Updates Sweet, wait oh no.... All those things combined make up who I am 🥹 depressed, full of anxiety, bullied, and past trauma 🥹 I feel myself fading away.... Please delete the update *cough, cough*
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@s8n You got this... Summoning is Easy!
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@s8n 🥹
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@s8n Sometimes things are obvious, sometimes not do much 🤷‍♂️
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