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Pretentious Reverend D 🎨 | 🍉

25 days

Tossing this up and pinning it because this is where you can find most of my stuff and support my art endeavors. If you want to help out even just sharing this, I'd appreciate it 💖🤝🏾

D. Artis, author and illustrator

information about my writing, goings on and illustration

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@IWriteAllDay_ That's the "don't you know I'm white, I'm perpetually a damsel in distress" voice. SO many bad memories with that tone.

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@IWriteAllDay_ It's bad enough our slang is taken and mangled anyway; but translating it for people who will gladly say it and get credited for it and still call us ghetto?

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@LilNasX @TaylorARansom Forever choosing violence. I approve lol

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@desusnice Salt grits and sugar grits folks when they hear of this

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2 years

When vanilla dudes roll up in a Goth club declaring that they're Doms.

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@EtherealEva07 Folded his ass expeditiously lmfaooooo

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2 years

@SoualiganAmazon Yep. Went to high school with the same type of girl (both sisters), and the "cool" ones. One of them is married to a Marine and a huge Trumper. Not shocking that they dropped that mask quick af.

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@MsZiggySunshine @ksatnews @KENS5 @IDEAMonterreyPk Wait, being sick due to covid isn't considered an extenuating circumstance to these people? That's horrific. I hope they get well soon.

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@_yooitssteph_ @MsAshleyDevonna Y'all leave the Scotland Yard inspector alone! 😂😂😂

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@Blackamazon They're really mad that he found himself early on in life while they're out here lost and repressed smh

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OH SHIT THIS IS VALID NOW

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@wagatwe ...the chocolate nurse. How does one person damn near hit a triple double of shit not to say?! smh

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Daryl Jr has been spreading the good news about creatine evidently.

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@Imani_Barbarin Holy shit. They're disaster profiteers. That is peak scumbaggery.

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3 years

@machineiv I've noticed the weird push for everything to be weirdly puritanical in content and that...yeah. That is unsettling.

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5 years

@tripeva_ @luulubuu I remember for the longest the community reported child porn en masse and went as far to tell them what they needed to do to stop the pedos. But evidently it was too much work 🙃🙃

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This was a night for the bisexual AEW fans. And lemme tell ya: we deserve this shit. 🫡

JCP⭐️Designs 👺🍥

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Tonight's #AEWDynamite has something for everyone

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4 years

@S_Evangelina "I'm failing to see how this is conducive to the discussion at hand. Would you care to clarify?" "Let's put a pin in that and circle back later." "I would appreciate if we strive for clarity in this issue; care to expound upon your thoughts so we can move forward together?"

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@lostblackboy I rage quit one job in my life and it was definitely necessary. My supervisor was overworking me and refused to hire me permanently. Found out she was sabotaging me and the next week I found a new gig, dropped a letter in her hands and left. They're still behind schedule.

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@GingerAles_ @THEKIDMERO How is this dude talking cash shit and got mollywhopped into looking like a background character in Ren and Stimpy?!

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5 years

@desusnice Dang. Y'all got a PopSocket bounty on ya head now 😂

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@TheCocoaX Oh he's big mad. But according to him it's not that big of a deal, so he'll tell you on voicemail. Lmaoooo

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@NRSC

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@desusnice 🗣️ THIS PROGRAM IS AUNT VIV'ING OUT HERE

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Uh...I met Swerve Strickland and didn't cry. Bonus: I gave him the Double or Nothing cars art I made. Please clap 😭😭😭😭

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@crissles 😂😂😂

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3 years

@RahulKohli13 ...some points were made tho lmao

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1 year

God, they'll continue to rewrite "any deviation from the norm shall be punished" in so many ways rather than being the supportive parent they believe themselves to be. I'm fucking tired of ableist fuckers; support your kids jfc

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TW: Ableism They’re on a new one, autistics.

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@desusnice Happy Beige Rage Anniversary!

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3 years

@nypost It's gentrification and well you know it. Don't dress it up as some 'par for the course' type mess. Black folks are being priced out. But yeah. Let's dress it up as something cute smh

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@thefeelite That sounds like someone whose been left on read. Repeatedly.

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@BreeNewsome Weird who she used as a gif, considering how their power hungry regime petered out 🙃

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@CrayCrayRules @VancityReynolds ...this feels like my writing career. Only difference is that I'm not agented. YET.

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Taking a break in shitposting for a very important update; we have all outlived Henry Kissinger. PACKWATCH REST IN PISS BOZO

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@AsteadWesley Well, they shouldn't be taking stuff off folks tables in someone else’s house. Hell of an object lesson lol

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@rozzybox I guess "believe women" has an asterisk next to it; especially if the person involved is the "hope of the party".

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@b0mbchell_ 😭😭😭😭

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@Bowens_Official @PlatinumMax Anthony every time Max goes full horny on main:

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@PhilDL616 Shota is just a super lovable dude and forgot he's supposed to be mean like his dad and adopted uncles lmao

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@desusnice 😭😭😭😭

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3 years

He's gonna mute all of us when we mention that his original hairline wad further back than slavery.

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Close enough 💀

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@Karnythia "The one that got away." Please, allow me to show you to the ocean with the rest of the fish. The audacity.

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@THEKIDMERO

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4 years

@desusnice ...you sure you're not immune already, my guy? Shiiiiiiit.

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AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @THEKIDMERO WE OUTSIDE

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@desusnice Pulling the card.

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2 years

I was gonna make a post mentioning how if you see that one video, don't share it. Now I'm gonna add something else to that warning: keep Shaun King clear tf away from any and all fundraising efforts.

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@MJM5477 @jemelehill Green Book wants to ask if all this "diversity" is necessary.

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@DragonflyJonez Lot of words to say "no niggas." This probably was the business sign before they landed on this:

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@jhaunay Damn. Light his ass up again lmfao

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@theestallion Meg looking at Ben rn:

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@deardrewdixon Fucking hell.

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@IWriteAllDay_ Marie Kondo: *appears* WW: I AM NOT THROWING AWAY ALL THE BOOKS I DON'T READ HOW WILL PEOPLE KNOW ME WIRHOUT THE FLIMSY PERSONALITY I CONSTRUCTED HOW DARE She's just living life and that's causing them to have a whole ass vendetta against her. lol

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Tfw your whole squad gets wiped on CoD by a bunch of adolescents in gaming chairs.

DESUS & MERO on SHOWTIME

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New reaction video just dropped:

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@THEKIDMERO Celebration to be held here.

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6 years

@_ItsMarisWorld_ Jesus Christ, that's depressing. A woman fighting for her life? Silence. Finding out she's strapped and about to attack her attacker? OH NO THAT'S A STEP TOO FAR. Man...everyone could've got it after that.

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@Sharon_Bowen59 @rNPVJeff @SethAbramson If a Sessions Saturday comes around, that'll be a full weekend of celebrating

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@VaZo99 @desusnice To be fair, Eminem said "scoobedy bee"

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@TwilightPalms Important.

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That time Hiromu was adamant that Will Ospreay was a cat...so Ospreay obliged😼

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@THEKIDMERO Awaiting the day when she receives My First Boxcutter™

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@chescaleigh Sometimes it might be best for some to just sit their and eat their food instead of revealing how much they don't know.

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@DemetriusHarmon Why is Broly's yeeks out there, jus bussin it open for the Lord and shit..

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@CeeHawk This HAS to be an embarrassment kink because there's no goddamn way I'd post getting my ass verbally handed to me and thinking that's a win. It HAS to be a kink.

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@raysh_p @kingcloz @juan_damarco @SeanUppercut @HeavC4 @Adwoainnit @miss_belle21 @_onmytop @matt_abstract_ @CeddyDaKid @OriginalKingD @doomsdavey @LongLiveZion @hobbylobbylover @RICHARD2K19 The Jocularity Justiciar

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@zackfox Ayyyyyooooooo 😂😂😂

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@danielleradford Yep. All the damn time. "Oh you like *insert industrial band here*? NAME ALL THEIR B SIDES AND THE LAST KNOWN GROUP MEMBERS." Like bruh...shut it. It was bad enough people accused me of being a poser WHILE PERFORMING ON STAGE. GAHHHHHH

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@desusnice Also not seen: her opening his third eye.

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@RahulKohli13 Sir.

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....I'm gonna say this one thing about Collision? You're gonna love it.

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@VitharrOfficial Can't have Goth or Industrial either. Stompy music is meant for stomping them.

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@THEKIDMERO 😭😭😭

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@michaelharriot Lost a job for supposedly not making quota. However, I know there were people just showing up to get paid and doing absolutely nothing (and still keeping their jobs.)

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@THEKIDMERO This stage of 2020 has drank Cuba Gooding Jr. under the table and is now wearing the KFC bucket.

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Drew @DanhausenAD and I don't hate it. YES. #AEW #AEWfanart

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@THEKIDMERO 😭😭😭😭😭

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@DJPhresh954

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@desusnice WAYMENT

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@HelloLeoBurg @SIRIUSXM @lizzo @SiriusXMHits1 Should've concentrated on finding a better highlighter for your face, hen. Could have just said it wasn't your thing, but you had to go for the negative clout. Hope you got the engagement you wanted.

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@desusnice GOTDAMN, Desus.

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@SenSchumer Okay, cool. You're angry. Good to see. Now do something other than eventually capitulating while wringing ones hands. Everyone needs to be against this. Everyone. Which means working with progressives instead of ostracizing.

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@runolgarun Nah, share those emails. They don't deserve anonymity after they went out of their way to destroy another person's life. Let them be one missed payment away from that poor woman; they'd be hoping for the type of grave you gave Joan.

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@PlatinumMax See. I knew I was right making this. Forever usage.

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4 years

@IWriteAllDay_ Always hated how this cycle often goes: - disparage AAVE - start saying it ironically - saying it on purpose - saying it incorrectly and still shitting on us As much as they tell us to use English, they have a hell of a time finding anything else to use instead.

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@juicyfruitsnacc @mully Mully. Bruh.

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@IWriteAllDay_ Just happily shaming him and shit. And she's gonna wonder why he will never tell her anything personal ever. "I did everything right. Why doesn't he open up?" Well, embarrassing him at every turn for clout sure as shit didn't help smh

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I never thought I'd see a fash fancam. So delusion of them...smfh

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I would normally never tweet out a propaganda video the NYPD made. But you have to see this hype video they created after attacking college students. They live in such a fascist bubble it’s surreal.

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@desusnice Damn..why the first guest of WASHEDFEST want that smoke?! 😭🤣

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@IRodC1 @desusnice Plantega sounds a little to close to plantation; can't believe Desus missed that.. /s

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@KingJosiah54 Outskirts of Dallas:

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@desusnice As someone finishing up their errands before 5? I hate the accuracy. Let me ford the river in peace, chief.

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@tenderbiscuit @OGMelo_ The Dick Dictator is on one rn

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@PlatinumMax @AEW @Bowens_Official @Jade_Cargill Bowens just looking like "I didn't consent to being part of this scene" 😭😭😭😭

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@RahulKohli13 Rahul. Honey. 😭😭😭😭 You've just dehydrated your entire fan base with one tweet lmaooooo

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@LilNasX AYO WHAT

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Industrial folks; a word in your ear. For a scene that was built on "fuck the system," "fuck the man, rebel" and the like...y'all really do have a whole thing about praising the same jackbooted thugs y'all sing against. So what's with that?

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