Chris @schwanman69 Twitter profile

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Chris

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I just want to live in a world where I don’t have to say “what the fuck is wrong with you people” every time I leave my house.

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My daughter got engaged!

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Broke mom out of the nursing home for the day.

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@ZOrtiz99 He helped me lose weight since I can’t afford food anymore.

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Did I get enough liquid nourishment?

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@ZOrtiz99 Is that an MG?

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@Vox_Oculi Makes me sick that one would even consider this.

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If standing up for yourself burns a bridge, I have matches. We ride at dawn.

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HELP WANTED The Lounge™️ will be holding interviews for an open cohost position. Must be willing to commit to at least 6+ hours every Saturday evening. This is an unpaid position, but has great benefits like being able to mute the room and boot trolls. And of course, the

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@ZOrtiz99 Not ever.

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#NewProfilePic

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Never forget who ignored you when you needed them and who helped you before you even had to ask.

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OMG, this is hilarious!

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Life is short, smile while you still have teeth. 😀

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X/Twitter has taught me a couple of things. First, there are some incredibly brilliant people in the world. Second, they are vastly outnumbered.

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@ZOrtiz99 What’s the difference between a blonde and a washing machine? When you dump a load in the washing machine, it doesn’t follow you around all day. Please don’t block me. 🤪

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Take my money!

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Good FN morning!

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We need adult water parks. No kids. Just a lazy river with a floating bar, A DJ, and a taco truck.

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Good morning! Something to ponder.

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Taco Saturday!

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@HeavenScent88 MAGA!

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@ZOrtiz99 At least she can’t vote.

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@Cynthia_Holt88 @catturd2 🥰 IFBAP

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Which one are you?

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It’s Tuesday, must have tacos 🌮.

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There are friends, there is family and then there are friends that become family.

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Which one of you fuc(ers are hiding my glasses?

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If a deaf person goes to court, is it still called a hearing?

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5 rules to fix congress.

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You know you've lost your country when they call out the National Guard to control eclipse watchers and not border crashers.

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@ZOrtiz99 Funny, you didn’t mention the orgasm part.

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If you’re ever debating grabbing a beer, just think: “If not now, when? If not you, who?”

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Some photos from my visit to Hoover dam.

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You'd think the part of the brain that used to remember phone numbers would take over and start remembering passwords. But NOOOO!

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@PlanetOfMemes

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Finally hit 2000! Thank you.

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Anyone remember what happened last night?

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I can feel, smell and taste it too.

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A person who now trusts no one, once trusted someone too much.

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Happy Taco Tuesday everyone! 🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮

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I'm old enough to remember when paper bags were being blamed for the destruction of trees, and plastic bags were the solution.

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