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@schizobin

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shedtwt's very own alien schizoposter 17 male 5'8 en/fr/de 🇬🇧🇫🇷🇩🇪 #shtwt #edtwt i follow back. interact 2 be mutuals 🤑

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@schizobin

3 months

Ed aside what is ur guys fav toppings to get on pizza

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@schizobin

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@tshtwtx I look fat as hell for my bmi compared to everyone else on here

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My Mom just had the eating disorder talk with me shes onto me Bro

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"Will eating ___ break my fast?" brother what exactly do you think fasting is

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@grepJJAM I am not listening to anyone who names themselves "druggedandraped" bro

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@luffybackshots Cause shes performing and sex sells. The ice spice persona has always been overly sexual but im sure she doesnt always act like that when the cameras are off

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@schizobin

3 months

"Guys my cousin is eating a full meal😱😢 I need to Post this on edtwt immediately😡😡😠"

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3 months

Why did my cousin just make 4 eggs with hella cheese and 4 pieces of toast with at LEAST 2 tablespoons of jelly on eat piece??? AND ATE IT ALL.

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@schizobin

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I wish twitter had a downvote button because some of u lowkey deserve public humiliation when it comes to the stupid shit that gets said on here

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@schizobin

4 months

Alcohol calories are the reason im still fat

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@schizobin

3 months

Like what is it with u guys and ridiculing ur irls on edtwt for how much they eat?? Cant u just have an eating disorder and not make it everyone elses problem ?

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@schizobin

3 months

@myselfspo Shes just eating bro i dont think table manners are the issue here? Lets talk about the entire jar of nutella she supposedly ate instead😭😭

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2 months

If youre into incest fucking block me,??

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@schizobin

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"Good luck finding my waist 😘" ahh bread

♟️ ⟡ ghost / olly 🐾

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what … is wrong with my bread

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Stolen... drop pfps

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@schizobin

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how many “hi”s can I get in 24 hrs ? 1-5 death 6-9 DEACTIVATE 10-15 no friends 16-25 DELETE UR SOCIALS 26-50 ur kinda cool 51-60 ur amazing 61-74 ur popular 74-87 unbelievably popular 87-99 oh em gee 100+ where r y'all coming from

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@schizobin

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Vaping gotta be the goofiest thing ever Why am i sucking on a piece of plastic that looks like this💀

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@schizobin

4 months

Are u guys seriously falling for the public bookmarks thing

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@schizobin

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Bait used to be believable

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@schizobin

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Edtwt user manages to form half a thought but quickly forgets the world does not revolve around them and what they find attractive

bobbieོ 𖧧 ָ࣪ 𖤐⚢

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3 months

can we be reasonable for a second here

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@schizobin

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Least obvious bait on edtwt

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@schizobin

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@almiracalora @starrvira cals and kcals are the same thing and r used interchangeably

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@schizobin

2 months

A THIGH GAP IS WHEN YOUR FEET/KNEES TOUCH AND NOTHING ELSE!!!!!

𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗🩶🎃

@SkinnySheDevil

2 months

what the hell has happened to this place man just a bunch of copium inhaling fatsos

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Guys

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How U bmi 25 and fatphobic..💀

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@schizobin

4 months

People on tiktok when scars are permanent and we cant just take them off for a video

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@schizobin

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Paying for twitter blue on edtwt is embarrassing

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Do mosquitoes have a preferred blood type?

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@schizobin

3 months

@coffinkills This looks like someone on drugs or in psychosis. I don't know the full story but Kind of weird to post this for all to see when theyre clearly going through something

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IM GETTING DICKED DOWN TN 😭😭🎉

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WHY ARE COSTCO CROISSANTS SO HIGH CAL TELL ME WHY I JUST ATE ONE I LOOK IT UP AND ITS 300 CALS??

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3 months

@kikiir0zz Stop freaking people out and provide an actual source lol. Your math doesnt make sense

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@schizobin

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Whats the most weight u guys have lost in a month

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@schizobin

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Make a wish or something...

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@schizobin

3 months

Every time i pick this thing up I think of the Let me out song from rick and morty

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3 months

Vaping gotta be the goofiest thing ever Why am i sucking on a piece of plastic that looks like this💀

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@schizobin

4 months

My Twitter Interaction Circle ➡️

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@schizobin

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Every tea. I love tea

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@teenypwuppygirl

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is there any tea in the world that GENUINELY tastes good by itself????

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@schizobin

3 months

Is cutting on upper arms practical?

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@schizobin

2 months

Being on edtwt feeds into peoples eds whether u like it or not

🛰️*.✧Lawliet✧.* 🛸

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@milawls does not excuse feeding into peoples eds!

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@schizobin

3 months

Always the people without their weight on their profile making these threads The call is coming from inside the house

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“midsize” people being DELUSIONAL on ⏰ app FATSP0 🧵 for EDTWT …… w/commentary 💋

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Yay

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@schizobin

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This made me even hungrier bro girls just dont get it..

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𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙮? ₊˚ 𓐐⋅ ~𝙫𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙤𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙪𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮~ (trust me) ‧₊˚ ⋅ 𓐐𓎩 ‧₊˚ ⋅𓌉◯𓇋

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@schizobin

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Why do i literally cut myself thats so weird

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Just took a massive shit and lost 2 lbs ?

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Schizobin diet

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@schizobin

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@piggprincess Its awful that this is happening to you but posting about it is going to make it worse. They dont care about you or your age or your girlfriend they just want a reaction. Dont respond to random dms from people with purely nsfw/blank profiles. 9/10 theyre a creep

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@schizobin

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I might be an Alcoholic

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Ok i cant wait to go Sit on the porch and enjoy a warm summer night * 267 MOSQUITOES LIKED YOUR POST

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@schizobin

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not new to edtwt/shtwt or whatever (somebody tell me if i still need to censor that) but new account.. . 17 male sw: 68 kg ugw: 48 kg rest is in my bio.... i follow back just dont be weird

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@schizobin

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Being 17 on edtwt is like too old for the minors but too young for the 18+ spaces so im in this weird purgatory where its weird if i interact with a 13 yr old too much but im getting told to dni by people a few months older than me

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Somebody smell like SHITTT

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Yayy pbeach

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Quick wheres that pic of the girl with the fish in her collarbone

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4 months

Would they happen to be... Evil Exes?

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@schizobin

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Fuck you mean wtf is loaded fries Stop glazing anorexia

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U guys need to freaking tell me if i follow someone problematic cuz i literally just follow back everyone on edtwt im not doing a deep dive on them beforehand

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3 months

Someone buy me new blades so i can actually reach styro without using the force of a thousand suns

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@schizobin

4 months

Some people on here are just really stupid and also really confident and i think thats beautiful. Up your intake though

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i feel like if u have to pose for ur body to look good there’s a problem

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Stole from oomf..what am i

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I love Fight Club i wish schizophrenic people were real

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2 months

Thank you for setting an example of the dangers of eating 300 calories a day. It really does make you dumb as bricks

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Chappell roan is like taylor swift for gay people

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300 million billion followers thank u sooo much guys

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Mom thinks im doing coke ?

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@schizobin

3 months

Im 14 and this is deep

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if something has the ability to be cured, is it sick?

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@schizobin

3 months

This is so unserious who would actually say those things to someone😭

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3 months

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ you go back to school without hitting your UGW + thinspo pt 2 ; a 🧵 for edtwt ˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

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Ty for 500 even tho its mostly sex bots

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Am I weird guys

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dreams about overeating are no joke i just woke up in a cold sweat because i dreamt i ate a bunch of chocolate and went over my limit.. it was lowkey worth it though it tasted good asf and u guys cant even call me a fatty because they arent real calories

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Super

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@schizobin

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Me when i make an unnecessarily long and random dni list so i can get attention from strangers on twitter

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so are u safe

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Dream omad

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NIGHTMARE SMOOTHIE

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I disaagree I am thirsty

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Umm mine is usually green ?

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SHUT UPPP

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Boiling meat is unnatural. Idc. Chicken, hotdogs, its fucking weird.. i genuinely thought people were joking about boiling hotdogs and stuff but apparently theyre not and this is like an actual thing wtf are u guys doing. Fire up the barbecue and grill that damn thing like a man

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Trying to have a normal conversation with someone on shedtwt is like pulling teeth

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So glad i can wear t shirts this summer cause my arms arent humongous anymore

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Its average guys and it has a great personality so it doesnt even matter ok.

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No but actually Why was my twitter circle so fucking small i feel like i got scammed

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Im actually doing the Freaky diet idgaf anymore

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@schizobin

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🍌Banana

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Guys what is your fruit

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Why is this escaping edtwt I shouldve posted it on starving interrupted lmao

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Ed aside what is ur guys fav toppings to get on pizza

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Gained right at the end of july im gonna kms i was doing so good

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I Love Partying

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@skinnyoverload BANANA PEPPERS🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

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@schizobin

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French is like one of the top 5 most spoken languages in the world and yet i have One (1) mutual who speaks it?? C'est impossible!! OÙ SE CACHENT LES FRANCOPHONES DE SHEDTWT???

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Do u guys know me as schizobin or jäger?

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