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ryan

@schaaptop

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Don't let the fuckers get ya.

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ryan

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1 year

I will buy the jersey of the first NHL player who tells the league to get fucked and uses pride tape.

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1 year

I will buy the jersey of the first NHL player who tells the league to get fucked and uses pride tape.

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1 year

Bryan Adams picks up where drunk guy who rushed the stage left off

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3 years

Getting vaccinated and watching the Canucks lose are both privileges, not rights. Quit crying.

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2 years

KiSS FM in Vancouver has been playing Rage's Killing In The Name Of on repeat all morning. It's still playing it!

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2 years

Brock pointed to my shirt and said "mad respect" #️⃣5️⃣🍊

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1 year

what we can expect from Fanatics for the next decade:

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ryan

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4 years

This is just offensive.

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1 year

Dermott! Once customizable black coyotes jerseys are back in stock, ill put the order in.

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1 year

I will buy the jersey of the first NHL player who tells the league to get fucked and uses pride tape.

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10 months

Some safeway employee's jyrki lumme jersey is hanging in the north burnaby safeway. The bandwagon is BACK, baby

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ryan

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5 months

Did Luke Gazdic forget that he works for Sportsnet?

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ryan

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8 years

Love the @Mariners fans showing some Canadian love to Ladner's James Paxton! Eh's not K's for strikeouts! #LocalBoy !

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ryan

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2 years

The City of Vancouver reacting to Bo Horvat's comments:

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ryan

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3 years

Vancouver Giants with the biggest upset victory in WHL history and the Abby Canucks ready to go on a run. Another year wishing Shaw didn't cut the head off of community television and these games were on the air.

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ryan

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3 years

What did Jon Moxley want to do after he won the WWE Championship? Walk to the gas station and get a pack of cigarettes and a tallboy. Man of the people.

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ryan

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2 years

Here’s four photos of incredible significance taken over the weekend and presented with the context of proposing to my love, Amanda in Tofino.

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ryan

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5 years

Even during a global pandemic, people still aren't touching the Dr. Oetker chocolate pizzas.

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ryan

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2 years

@murderxbryan I hate watched that on friday!! Amazing Maher went off that trans rant unprovoked. Or when Gene was talking about betraying Shannon and Bill being like "oh its no big deeeeeal" and gene being like "no, it is. To me. "

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ryan

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1 year

@Cheerio96568726 you're a square. chill out

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ryan

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4 years

Third Beach drum circle is fucked. Don't go there. (Because of COVID...)

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ryan

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3 years

Visit Fart Langley

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ryan

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8 years

I just bought a Young Bucks t-shirt from @prowrestlingts and I've never seen a Young Bucks match. @MattJackson13 @NickJacksonYB

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ryan

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2 years

Hell of a nice hat behind Brock Boeser, @DhaliwalSports , @DonTaylor5 !

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ryan

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1 year

@davidhatestrump Hopefully all this bad PR takes care of it itself, but it sucks we have to be at this place in 2023

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ryan

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10 months

Yotes in town on Pride Night? You gotta flaunt it if you got it!

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1 year

@itlooksreal Sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and appreciate that buying one of the sickest jerseys in the league isn't that bad way to keep my word!

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1 year

If a dude beats up a woman, especially when he's 23 years old and punches and spits on them, you're allowed to bring it up until the end of time. Casey DeSmith can play for the Vancouver Canucks, but I have zero respect for him.

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ryan

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2 years

Look at all those beautiful @Canucks outside the HHOF!!

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4 months

Dear friend @Jyrki21 coming through with an incredible wedding gift.

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4 months

this useless hump asking a team twitter account to read the room. Dude, you're the main character of twitter on a weekly basis because you can't read the room. NHL GM's marching orders, oh baby he can sure read those.

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Read the room 🤣

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1 year

It's beautiful. 🏒🏳️‍🌈

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2 years

Bo Horvat:

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ryan

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7 years

My Vancouver exclusive @FightOwensFight t-shirt is way more important than the score in this baseball game...

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ryan

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3 years

"It's just mayonnaise and relish, but it's pretty goddamn good."

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ryan

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1 year

@big_old_larry Dont really give a fuck.

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ryan

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9 months

@Canucks come on, dawg:

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hi admin, i fixed it for you

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ryan

@schaaptop

3 years

Update: will be living above a DQ

ryan

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3 years

Looking at an apartment above a Dairy Queen today. ⚰️

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ryan

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6 years

In high school, I was mad obsessed with Mission Hill. I made these custom VHS cases for the episodes I taped off Teletoon and I would sell copies of them to Americans in a Mission Hill Yahoo group. It was my post prosperous business venture!

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ryan

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4 months

thoughts and prayers to Luke Gazdic during this difficult time

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ryan

@schaaptop

1 year

This tweet is doing some numbers. Hello, I co-host and produce a great podcast called @Pucksonnetca . If you're looking for something new for the upcoming hockey season, this might be it! Here's our brand new episode:

It's Like a Lafferty Trade on Your Wedding Day (#389)

Pucks On Net · Episode

open.spotify.com

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1 year

I went into this bar and it was full of all the people that are upset i bought a Travis Dermott jersey

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ryan

@schaaptop

2 years

me when people start trashing cm punk:

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ryan

@schaaptop

4 years

Which piece of shit dump of a bar did you go to in your hometown and realize that scene wasn't for you and you had to get out? Cheers in Abbotsford was my aha moment.

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ryan

@schaaptop

2 years

@roselialescrime @murderxbryan Maher is such a fucking weirdo creep. Watch his 'club random' with sammy hagar. He keeps asking him about pussy, wont stop,and sammy is like 'dude ive been happily married since the 80's. Fuck off'

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ryan

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7 years

Saw Brad Marchand on my way back from the press box to the control room. It was a brief encounter, but I was lucky enough to snap quick photo:

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ryan

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2 years

Okay wow. Someone just called in and asked "hey, can you play anything besides Rage Against the Machine?" The person on-air "Oh, you want to hear something else? what do you want to hear?" caller: I duno, anything else besides Rage. Is something going on?" Plays Rage again...

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@schaaptop

2 years

KiSS FM in Vancouver has been playing Rage's Killing In The Name Of on repeat all morning. It's still playing it!

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ryan

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8 months

I was just scanning the tweets of the guy harassing Kate Pettersen. He replies to A LOT of porn bots.

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ryan

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1 year

@TregeWilson_THW yes i do

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ryan

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3 years

Don't wanna confuse the locals! 🚐📍 Salt Spring Island

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ryan

@schaaptop

3 years

Ted Lasso better be the best goddamn show I've ever seen because I spent like 3 hours with Apple Support trying to get my 3 free months of AppleTV+

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ryan

@schaaptop

2 years

Gang, I popped into the nerd store down the block for the first time and saw this beautiful thing on the shelf, STILL in the McDonalds bag... for a mere ten clams!

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ryan

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4 years

@JillFDrews dude it's INSANE. Like, i've been at busy beaches all week and everyone is social distancing and being cool about it, but this stupid drum circle was just as big last week when i was there and it's just offensive.

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ryan

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6 years

@PostMalone @Taggart7 Bahd. That Beerbongs and Bentleys record is a banger. Every track on their is great.

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ryan

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1 year

If you buy this rice cooker, you have to watch someone make rice with your spouse.

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ryan

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3 years

Even the dogs aren't happy with this team! #Canucks

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4 years

'Concerned West End Resident'

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ryan

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3 years

Nothing warms my heart more knowing the Blue Jay fans can't go to Seattle for this weekend series. Sullying our beautiful T-Mobile stadium, asking for Molson Canadian and for signage to be in English AND French. Stay home, hosers.

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3 years

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ryan

@schaaptop

1 year

Me and the huge, unexpected engagement on this tweet

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@schaaptop

1 year

I will buy the jersey of the first NHL player who tells the league to get fucked and uses pride tape.

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ryan

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2 years

Daniel Brière is gonna be a pretty shitty general manager. Just look at some of the hockey players that he developed.

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ryan

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2 years

Can someone, an artist perhaps, make me some artwork for the podcast? (Not cover art)

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ryan

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1 year

@therealVDJ Not entirely , i am choosing to buy a jersey of a player with similar values to me.

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1 year

I'm watching Canucks highlights and post game coverage on loop like it's grade 10 and the west coast express was rolling... it feels.. so good

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ryan

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3 years

My @CMPunk shirt arrived!

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1 year

@ThatGeekBarry right?? hell of a price tag these days

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ryan

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3 years

We live here now.

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@schaaptop

3 years

Update: will be living above a DQ

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4 years

Today I got a hair cut and made an important investment. The last time I got a new Canucks jersey, it was the winter of 2008 and we all swooned over RK17.

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ryan

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3 years

Damnit. Somebody took my plate number!

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3 months

@Mariners how about wrapping up the season?

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ryan

@schaaptop

6 years

I learned there was a Hot Topic in Metrotown today. I bought a shirt. Like a mark. @IAmJericho , both your delightful rags are available at the location in Burnaby, BC 🇨🇦

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ryan

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2 years

Canucks eh!

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ryan

@schaaptop

6 months

During one of the @Pucksonnetca post game shows somebody in the chat said it was an honour to watch a retired Luongo and Schneider breaking down the game. He's not wrong🤯

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ryan

@schaaptop

5 months

My mom just sent me this photo of me after passing my 'N' driving test on my first attempt. December 2004, standing in the shadow of the mighty A&B Sound in Abbotsford.

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ryan

@schaaptop

4 years

Yesterday I had to drive out to Mission for work and passed this little place and let me tell you... It is not closer than you think. It is further away than you could ever imagine. They are lying in those commercials.

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ryan

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6 years

White Crosses arrived in the mail today. Thanks for re-pressing @againstme , @LauraJaneGrace !! This albums a goddamn banger. My second favourite behind Transgender Dysphoria Blues.

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ryan

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4 years

Texts from Dad🥺

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ryan

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1 year

@Ren_Maybe_Rea He rules so much

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ryan

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3 years

Pacific Standard Time Zubes.

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ryan

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4 years

My dear Oma passed away this morning after a quick hospital stay. She would have been 90 in May. She lived an incredible life. Escaped the Nazis, immigrated to Canada in the 50's, fought cancer a few times and always kicked out before the 3 count. Always take a lot of photos.

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ryan

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3 years

Watching the @Canucks game in the camper van🚐 on Hornby Island.

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ryan

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2 years

This city was due for a riot.

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ryan

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2 years

Stick and puck. First time on skates since March 2020. Will i puke? y/n

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3 years

Can 19 year old Ryan sell you a camera?

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ryan

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5 years

@BeckTheGirl living the #D !!!

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ryan

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3 years

Put on pants for the first time this week, bought a telecaster. Port Coquitlam is lovely this time of year!

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ryan

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6 years

Listening to @IAmJericho explain on the @TTAwesome KISS watch along that the last movie Vince McMahon has seen in theatre is either the Tobey Maguire Spiderman or Austin Powers in Goldmember. Amazing.

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ryan

@schaaptop

7 years

Dear @THEPEAK , I just took your music survey because I love your station and think it is extremely important to this city. That being said, there was no option on the survey to let me suggest you stop playing The Offspring so much... Please stop playing them so much, thx

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ryan

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2 years

I AM FUCKING CRYING.

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4 years

Closer to the TV as the lead increases. #Canucks

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ryan

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1 year

@TheJimboZone More like the MIDesota Wild

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ryan

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2 years

So you're held captive in a goddamn airplane by these Saudi princes, wont let you leave the country, refusing to pay the old man the money for the show and now WHAM, a few years later they buy the whole damn thing?! tell me how that works.

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ryan

@schaaptop

3 years

Last summer we had our 'safe six'. Now that we're all getting vaccinated, this summer's all about our:

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1 year

easiest money i ever made:

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3 years

This is never not funny.

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ryan

@schaaptop

2 years

Almost every Tuesday I seem to text Amanda and ask her to take a pic of my podcast notes from the night before so I can edit some clips on my break. I grabbed my notes this time but left a lil note. I texted and asked her to take a pic of my notes, and now it's her lockscreen.

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ryan

@schaaptop

7 months

Some kids in the neighbourhood are selling taylor swift bracelets. I bought two. They were so excited to have made $31 so far today. They were losing their damn minds!!

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1 year

@TregeWilson_THW no, I did.

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