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Steven Bolek
3 months
@brndxix What a terrible way to handle that situation…
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Kayvon loses a rep to TAYLOR DECKER. Giants fans don’t deserve a football team.
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KAYVON BEATS ALL-PRO TACKLE PENEI SEWELL FOR A SACK 😮‍💨
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@Hustling_Fun @PicturesFoIder Positive bullying, sometimes tough love is the only way.
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3 months
@KenHeLive Not a Steven A defender but any means - but, he’s there every year, these players are not. So there is that aspect here.
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@SleeperNFL If you’re going to post about that NFL, the least you could do is know what is zone defense is. Not to be rude, but whoever is running this account should shut it down.
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Steven Bolek
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@clayharbs82 Yeah we’ll see about this one, maybe the backs behind the best line in the NFL? Perhaps the backs that just made history, just last season? Boring take.
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@Winnesota18 Did you post a pre-season clip? This is odd
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Steven Bolek
4 months
@The33rdTeamFB Do you know who Brian branch is?
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Steven Bolek
3 months
@LynMolati @SNFonNBC This guy just woke up out of a 6 year coma…
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Steven Bolek
2 months
@SharpFootball Jahmyr Gibbs has played one season lol
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Steven Bolek
1 year
@Arrowhead_Adam @JmarrChaseBetta You think the lions are in the afc north? Maybe don’t tweet about football…
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@Budknightfn You’ll have some time left big fella 60 seconds in a minute 💀
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Steven Bolek
8 months
@BrendaPayton19 @PFF He fell because there was pressure, therefore it is a sack. A sack is a sack.
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Steven Bolek
7 months
Don’t know who Dion is, but he is speaking facts.
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If you’re a #Lions fan, and you woke up in pain. Just know every bit of what this man Dion had to say is absolutely true. We had a hell of a ride, one many of us never experienced in life. #AllGrit 🎥 @BleacherReport
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Steven Bolek
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@NFL @Lions The whole enchilada
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Steven Bolek
1 year
@HonoluluBlues_ Get rid of swift and re-sign jamaal lol
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Steven Bolek
3 months
@The33rdTeamFB @Marcus_Mosher Jameson Williams, kalif raymond, and Jahmyr Gibbs should all be here
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@sbolek1
Steven Bolek
2 years
@RaulClement1 @nsitto2 First round pick in the NBA draft and starts in the NBA????
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3 months
@PrideOfDetroit I could not care less, we got Terrion Arnold.
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4 months
@CollinRugg @realpeteyb123 How do they think their life began?
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Steven Bolek
4 months
@nsitto2 This is an instant yes and then your turn Jaden Ivey and or Jalen Duren and picks into Devin booker. Sign a center. Draft bronny James. Sign Lebron and then you have BI, booker, Cade, Lebron, and your new starting center.
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Steven Bolek
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@browncoats8702 @CGJXXIII Brother he’s defending Kerby, don’t be a goofball.
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Steven Bolek
5 months
@GhostMavGG How do you not mention Dan Miller
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Steven Bolek
4 months
@PFF @PFF_Zoltan 5/25 are lions
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1 year
@NatSparbeck Post every week please 🤣
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4 months
@RGIII Kendrick is dragging drake through the mud
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Steven Bolek
10 months
@FueledByMotown @CGJXXIII “Y’all got 2 weeks” got me fired the heck up
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@midwestern_ope Why is the Midwest on the east?
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2 months
@BR_OpenIce Hockeytown
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2 months
@CollinsworthPFF Look out for Brian branch this year. He’s going to be an all-pro candidate. Terrell Williams added to the coaching staff, vastly improved DL. Can Matthieu Betts and James Houston be consistent pass rushers opposite hutch? Jamo and Jahmyr are going to torch defenses.
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Steven Bolek
2 months
@MikeBartner You ever watch Lucas Raymond play? He’s top 5 on this list
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Steven Bolek
1 year
@TheLeadSM @PistonsLead Can’t believe he wasn’t all-rookie first team.
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Steven Bolek
3 months
@PFF The team with the top 5 guy at their position…. Lions easily
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Steven Bolek
9 months
@TBrandon84 If decker seals his man this is a huge play
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Steven Bolek
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@BradHolmesBulge You think Brad and Dan want to bring him in if he’s getting into arguments at camp?
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Steven Bolek
5 months
@Devoted2DET I don’t expect him to stay put
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Steven Bolek
11 months
@jimkryjer @SportsCenter @Lions Bold take Jim but didn’t the Lions hang 35 on the eagles last year and then improve significantly?
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Steven Bolek
3 months
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@sbolek1
Steven Bolek
1 year
@torti_irl @MensHumor Usain Bolt is more than 5mph slower than a hippo, you’re done for
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Steven Bolek
1 month
@BrandNewDET Ummm is anyone going to be able to stop hutch this year? Every other tackle in the league is worse than Sewell lol
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@sbolek1
Steven Bolek
30 days
@BSMotorCity Someone send Goff some konstantinov highlights
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@sbolek1
Steven Bolek
1 year
@colton_pouncy This one too, we’re going to LOVE this man.
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Steven Bolek
1 year
@Devoted2DET He got fucking popped though lol
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@sbolek1
Steven Bolek
3 months
@JimNagy_SB There aren’t many Kyle Juszczyks running around, not always worth the roster spot. Use a TE or LB.
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Steven Bolek
2 months
@iamSauceGardner Most sauces are cooked, this time sauce cooked.
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Steven Bolek
2 months
@officialctpod @Lions Dan was with Miami too
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Steven Bolek
1 year
@AtoZ_Payton If CJ wants me to wear a ski mask, I’m wearing a ski mask. Maybe not all game though, little too hot for that still. Lol
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Steven Bolek
10 months
@Traeshmaen First time in the last two years I actually am starting to think that. It’s been creeping into my mind since Baltimore.
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Steven Bolek
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@BradHolmesBulge
Brad Holmes Bulge
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Steven Bolek
4 months
Why do I feel like Brad is about to make a diabolical move? Just gotta figure he feels that he’s on a heater and adds one more massive weapon to this team.
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@woodwardsports @FanDuel To be honest it’s Sewell
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Steven Bolek
4 months
@motorcitypoison @ArnoldTerrion What is wrong with my precious BB?
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Steven Bolek
9 months
@EAMaddenNFL @Lions @AlabamaFTBL Bro is the number one guy with 20+ yard runs in the league, not CMC, not Mostert, not Cook. And you have him at 83? Does anyone at madden watch film?
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Steven Bolek
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@Lions @bigsgjamo Thanks for this!
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Steven Bolek
2 months
@jack_kelly_313 He’s a baller, really good defender and makes such good decisions passing the rock.
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Steven Bolek
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@heykayadams How can anyone listen to AR and do anything but love him?
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Steven Bolek
4 months
@kmeinke I’ll say this right now: if you’re on defense this year you might want to stay out of Penei’s path…
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Steven Bolek
4 months
@Jamo9Prod The the detroiters on Amazon prime and then come back
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Steven Bolek
1 month
@TheGiantTakePod Giants fans can’t identify Taylor Decker either…
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Steven Bolek
3 months
@MySportsUpdate @TuscaloosaPatch Lions cut him and chiefs picked him up… lol
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Steven Bolek
2 years
@jpointez @BaldyNFL @Lions It certainly is a collective effort. I think it starts at the top too with Holmes and Campbell. This team is going to be really good at some point. Not sure if it’s this year, but soon.
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Steven Bolek
9 months
@PeeplesRichard @TBrandon84 That is ideal for all parties involved. Alex is a stud in WIL, jack is 10x better as a MLB vs. him at the WIL. It just makes sense.
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Steven Bolek
9 months
@nolanbianchi Lions own the NFL, Americas team
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Steven Bolek
2 years
@Phoenic86829590 @SNFonNBC @ProFootballTalk Weird way of saying you don’t know football
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Steven Bolek
9 months
@DumasMike Jamo is a dawg
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Steven Bolek
3 months
@FootballGuy_Al Man, reader, amik, and Carlton Davis change the entire fabric of this defense before any of the rookies even get factored in.
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Steven Bolek
3 months
@officialctpod @DetroitPodcast Brodric is going to move weight this year
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Steven Bolek
6 months
@MustacheDLuffy @TheAthletic Tell me you don’t know a single thing about football again please
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@sbolek1
Steven Bolek
2 years
@AndrewWever @_SpeakU Shouldn’t have been
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Steven Bolek
1 year
@LionsBurner313 @lionsfanreport Interesting take… he’s got a sack, broken up a huge play in KC, and has 14 tackles already.
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Steven Bolek
3 months
@KayvonOjulari Not a sack, and he’s an all-pro. Lame.
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Steven Bolek
5 months
@freepsports This is exactly what they’re talking about.
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Steven Bolek
2 years
@mnsports07 Y’all just salty that the lions are going to own the north.
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Steven Bolek
1 year
@AtoZ_Payton Sauce locks up half the field, branch locks EVERYTHING up.
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@AndyDirks12 @tigers @Dodgers Very inexpensive way to see ohtani, and the dodgers.
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Steven Bolek
8 months
@Devoted2DET @PurpleForTheWin is this okay? Don’t want to hurt your feelings.
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@sbolek1
Steven Bolek
10 months
@EddyXNYC @statmuse Or it’s because Ausar has elite athleticism, mental focus, and rebounding skills. Thought about that?
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Steven Bolek
3 months
@woodwardsports @mattbro21 @packers @packeverywhere @IKE_Packers “I guarantee you he might have more rings” doesn’t sound like a guarantee
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Steven Bolek
4 months
@omarqadir01 @DavidStroker They didn’t scan my code when I went in… these counts are inaccurate for sure
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Steven Bolek
3 months
@Sleazypicks @Lions @bigsgjamo You saw the coverage right? Jeeesh
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Steven Bolek
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@Lions Brad Holmes is the greatest human living on this planet
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Steven Bolek
1 year
@Zachdubs @NFL_DovKleiman Jared is a dawg, and anyone who thinks otherwise just doesn’t know ball.
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Steven Bolek
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@fgoa420 @TheGiantTakePod I lost brain cells reading this. Not even Sewell. That’s the 9th highest graded LT in the league Taylor decker, and he won the rep.
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Steven Bolek
6 months
@DLFPtweets Anything he takes below $30 is a favor to the team
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Steven Bolek
4 months
@skubysnacks_ Well you were wrong… lol
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@sbolek1
Steven Bolek
1 year
@TracyWalkerIII 100% confidence in y’all, the city stands behind you all. See you next Sunday!
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@sbolek1
Steven Bolek
2 years
@SupermanRice35 @barstoolsports Can’t believe you’re even trying to defend this reaction… tone deaf response…
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@sbolek1
Steven Bolek
1 year
@MikeACurtis2 If Duren can shoot 35%+ from three it’s over for the league
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@sbolek1
Steven Bolek
1 year
@PFF Sewell, so much flexibility and athleticism there. And he is the guy to set the tone. He’s a huge reason behind the lions turnaround.
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Steven Bolek
2 months
@realgoodrealhot @Cade2SZN You have no idea how the league views Cade… lol
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@sbolek1
Steven Bolek
1 year
@AtoZ_Payton He’s not good, he’s elite.
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4 months
@JKERB25 Bigger sharks
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