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Aka Rick. Rebuilding. Married. Leftist drummer & philosopher. Say no to Christofascism & racism. Save democracy & Social Security: Vote BLUE! #Resist ! ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ

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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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Uncle Ricky's Rudiments: My favorite rudiment...the paradiddlediddle (PDD henceforth) reversal: LRLLRR LRLLRR LRLL RLRRLL RLRRLL RLRR. (I'm a lefty, so...) You have to add a paradiddle to a PDD to get it to turn around...I included the blooper...wife thought it was funny.
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@JohnLincolnusa @AccountableGOP More like 28%, but it's still disgusting.
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We have a Western Tiger Swallowtail butterfly in our garden. Kathy took this a few moments ago...Isn't it lovely?
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@hana___anah Fox News propaganda that's shown on military bases.
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This:
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@SDNYnews Isn't it shocking?! And what's even more shocking is that Rick Scott, the perpetrator of the biggest Medicare fraud in history is a high-ranking senator in the federal government.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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So when the Christofascists take over, are the churches going to have scaffolds in their parking lots for burning and hanging heretics? ๐Ÿคจ
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@AssusReamus Is that a problem?
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Now that we have a Christian Speaker of the House, we can get down to some good ol' Christian values again...like throwing old people & veterans out into the street while we cut taxes for billionaires.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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What a day. My wife thought she had appendicitis so we went to the hospital and she has a hernia! It was pinching her intestine, so she's having emergency laparoscopic surgery.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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The way I figure, we all have about a year to live before all hell breaks loose. If Trump wins, all hell breaks loose. If he loses, all hell breaks loose and we have to listen to him deny the results for another 4 years. Either way, try to enjoy life now, because time is short.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@QuancyClayborne I'm kinda stuck here. My whole life is here. I'll stay & fight.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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If you elect Trump, you're not 'taking America back' you're getting rid of America.
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@dcpetterson Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, I could go on and on....
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@MaryLTrump I guess if you make money like a politician and you have family, that's gonna come up. For he who hath hath. Kinda like winning the lottery... And thanks Mary, for all that you do to help us make sure your uncle never has power again.๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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How many will get this?
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@KeneAkers 17.7 million dollar settlement? And the six agents who had to wait were only given 35,000 dollars each? That adds up to 210,000 dollars. Where did the rest of the money go?
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@OurShallowState Then there's that John Kennedy in Congress who is another objectionable character.
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@BraddrofliT The Secret Service should pay her a visit.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@softtail65 Frank Sinatra is said to have told a hotel that didn't want Sammy to stay there "If he don't stay here, I don't stay here!"
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@thejackhopkins If one is addicted to cocaine or other stimulants, after a while they quit working, but one needs them to stay awake.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@QuancyClayborne Only if he confessed to the American people and the world that he lied and is a traitor and sold our secrets and.... Now you see why that isn't feasible...
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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Well I say! Look who stopped round for tea!
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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Whoever would've thought that the 'Christians' would turn out to be the biggest liars?
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@mail_american @GeorgeTakei People who make that much?! No way. Unless they have a spending problem or a drug habit or gambling addiction.
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@softtail65 I Left My Fart in San Francisco, for one!
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@smc429 @HawleyMO @simonschuster He has a goofy 'slick' look. Like a used car or timeshare salesman.
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@QuancyClayborne I'm old, not young & vibrant like you. I'm dependent on Medicare, etc., and if that goes, so do I...to the next world. In the meantime, I'll do my best to protect my wife & family from these goons.
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@WhyRWeHere99 Dogma also exists in non-religious contexts. For instance, politics, science, & economic systems are all subject to dogmatic beliefs. Some examples of dogma within these disciplines include: Politics: When a political ideology has tenets that are unquestionable, it is dogmatic.
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@Leslieoo7 @TTuberville His speech was excellent. Tuberville is a vicious liar and traitor.
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@KellDA I guess the rich aren't rich enough.
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@TheBestUn0 @PatiKRoll11 @MalcolmNance Not a bad looking chap. They'll LOVE him in prison.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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If Christians believe in "Judgement Day" then why don't they just quit trying to tell others what to do or not do and just let God sort it all out? ๐Ÿคจ
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@Kissmyazz24 He 'lets' his wife? ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@orangepeel18 I feel violent discord is inevitable either outcome, and I'm glad Biden commands the armed forces throughout the electoral process.
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@leghorn1357 How could he take the oath of office that he's already broken?
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@Magoo72810763 My wife is 72 and still wears her hair long. She doesn't color it anymore, but it looks lovely.
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@AmyLynnStL What's he gonna do, send Mick to a camp? Mick can just go to England...๐Ÿ˜‚
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@CJ_isnowblue Rhetorical question? ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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For all of the Palestinians in the USA that don't wanna see Biden elected because he supports Israel, just remember that Jared Kushner has his eye on Gaza beachfront property.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@AssusReamus It's time to let a woman have a chance at it. Men sure have fucked it up.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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Well what do you know?
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@FerL67 Who cares what Hannity or anyone from Fox news has to say? They've polarized this country. Perhaps beyond repair.
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Kathy is home from the hospital! They used 'mesh' to repair her tummy. She's in good spirits but lots of pain.
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And today. They'll be 4 yrs old on March 28th. That's 32 in cat years...
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@ShereeWokeAF The numbers for Trump are still quite appalling after all the wrong he's done. What the hell is the matter with people?
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@jenxliberty @RussiaTrumpBot @JClax123 So let me get this straight. Ginni Thomas, a White woman married to a Black man, aided and abetted White supremacists last Wednesday.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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Do people become evil or are they innately evil?
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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We had some neighbor kids trick or treat early last night 'cause tonight they're going somewhere. My wife says "Come to the door, you've gotta see them." So I go out there, (no costume) & a kid says to me "What are you?" I said, "Nothing, I'm an old man." Cheeky little bugger!๐Ÿคฃ
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@remy2cents @PaulaYScanlan Blocked her. Ridiculous to mock a disease that's killed millions worldwide and we still suffer from thousands of infections daily in the US.
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@mindys4Biden I would like to hope that the Biden administration is one step ahead of him.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@DenisonBarbs "Here lies a man who is dirtier than the dirt he's buried in."
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@_Norah__D_ @iamalmostlegend Tetanus once it takes hold is almost incurable.
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Vera & Rocky, 4 years old now...
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@JSEveret Problem is, that 70% votes at 50%.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@HistoryTeachdfk @BeschlossDC Except this time it's the good guys or the Nazis. If the Nazis win, voting won't be an issue going forward...
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@Tjeerd001 It's for simmering. A heat diffuser.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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Thank you, bees.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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If I were Merchan I'd order a random drug test for Trump.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@DarkBlue420 3 billion. That's what the Bilderberg Group decided. Now we're at 8.4 billion and counting....In 1800, there were ONE billion. Now every animal, vegetable, mineral, ocean, lake, and the survival of the planet itself in in jeopardy because of human encroachment and greed.
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Well, all I can say is if we have Trump back we'll be making a big mistake, because Trump only cares about Trump. Would there even be a war in Gaza right now if TFG hadn't given certain people certain top-secret intelligence? That's what's at stake here.
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@GravityWhimsy The problem is, Republicans identify with the rich. And the vast majority of the rich want high fees.
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@kangaroos991 Collusion.
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@AKBrews The Spanish Inquisition....
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@CharitieHartsig Bacall: "I'm going to call the police!"
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๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@MrsButters Sounds more like revenge...
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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I'm invisible. They jerked away my main account. You may think you're following me but you might not be.
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@softtail65 Easy Lover -Philip Bailey & Phil Collins
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If they're gonna raise the retirement age, they'd better do something to outlaw age discrimination in the workplace.๐Ÿ˜ก
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@ungerbn103 They follow Trump, who has given them license to be their most indecent selves.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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This IS eternity. The eternal now. We plan, we cook, we eat, we poop, we have sex, but it's all happening now. The past is a thought, and the future is too. There's nothing but now.
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@softtail65 Will It Go Round in Circles -Billy Preston
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@CathyQu092007 @BidenHQ Tax the rich. So well that they're millionaires again and not billionaires with enough political & financial clout to corrupt a saint. Replace everything they're robbed from Social Security for war and tax-breaks to the rich. Then take care of society in many other ways...
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@marlene4719 "A poor manโ€™s idea of a rich man, a stupid manโ€™s idea of a smart man, a weak manโ€™s idea of a strong man." -Doctor Douche "He appeals to the lowest common denominator." -Stephen Hawking
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@zg4ever Frank Burns?
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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Do Vulcans ever stop to consider that it's illogical to be so damned logical? I mean, you gotta have some fun, right?
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@TheSGTJoker The racing stripe is what I see. A dirty, smelly bottom! He needs to use Tide. And wash his bum! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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"The Universe contains 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons." -Frank Zappa
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@hookskat Eckhart Tolle told a story: There was a woman who heard that faith could move mountains. So she decided to pray that a small hill that was blocking her view would go away. The next morning, it was still there. She said "See, I knew it wasn't going to work." ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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When I was in 7th grade, a teacher sent me the the Principal's office for saying "God" as an exclamation, using the Lord's name in vain. Using God's name as an exclamation isn't that at all. What is? What politicians & preachers do when they use God's name to enrich themselves.
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@QuancyClayborne Indeed. But it takes a huge amount of money to rent something these days.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@_Norah__D_ @Datelinefam Where it breaks easily. He's cutting off too much.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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What will you do when they come to take you away?
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
3 months
@hookskat Religion institutionalized guilt as a virtue.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
3 months
If everyone in the afterlife can see us every time we have sex or beat our meat, fuck 'em! I'm gonna do it anyway. It's just sour grapes if they don't like it because they don't have any meat to beat! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜’
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@LFaraday "The Christian idea of Heaven is as abominable as their idea of Hell, because it would be like being in church forever and ever." -Alan Watts
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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I was lucky to be raised without religion. I was able to form my own opinion. But one thing that's always baffled me is how adherents to some religions think they're whatever that religion is before they think they're human. Because underneath the labels we're all the same.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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So that bridge that collapsed was a major thoroughfare for trucking. My guess is that it will be replaced temporarily with a ferry. That's what happened when the Hood Canal bridge washed out in WA State back in 1979.
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
8 months
Right?
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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Thank you everyone for your overwhelming show of support and your well wishes....๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Šโ˜บ๏ธ
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@rex197878 So it was BIDEN that started Trader Joe's! Now it all makes sense! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@JSEveret "Americans always do the right thing, but only after they're exhausted every other possibility." -Winston Churchill
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
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@DenisonBarbs @RonFilipkowski Knock-kneed, no calf muscles, and water on the ankles. Lovely, tell your mother...
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Richard,Toad The Just, Earl of Sausagetoad ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐ŸŒŠ
9 months
Ain't it the truth? And isn't it shocking?
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Neither should be
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