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i just like posting astrology shit posts and aesthetics and shit. my main is @angelisuh

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@saturnianslutt
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hello astrotwt ive finally spawned a separate account to dedicate to my astrology obsession (8H sun) ✨ angelisa (angie) ✨ aquarius dominant ✨ capricorn sun / taurus rising / libra moon ✨ basically saturnian venusian embodiment of hot and cold debate character signs w me 😜
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@smoke_nd_pearlz doesn’t that slow down your metabolism and make your body think it needs to hold onto weight longer in survival mode?
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@MarLife_ also mermaids. imagine a tv series/movie about the descendants of those who chose the waves. like it could be such a magical realist way of reimagining the survival of black ppl during slavery to think our ppl lived on and became mermaids in the sea all those centuries ago.
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@saturnianslutt
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@sixinchbeys how funny would a rom com about her pretending to be irish to impress him be? like imagine how unserious 😭😭😭
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@saturnianslutt
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@trinilady510 shoulda spelled it “black jupan” 😭😭
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@theerealestja wait… don’t tell me her last name is pete and not thee stallion???
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@saturnianslutt
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@ppercabeths it’s giving “QUIET ON THE SET. QUIET ON THE FUCKIN SET” 😭
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@saturnianslutt
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@kwateleoyo next they’ll be asking is it normal for the hair to smell like it’s burning when u get it pressed/flat ironed like… ?? you must be new…
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@saturnianslutt
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@cvsmicfilm her voice and hair had me wishing she’d been cast to play bubbles in power puff girls. that hair in space buns or in this style would be so cute ugh.
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@saturnianslutt
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@crackdaya everybody hatin on her sayin “it’s little” but y’all zendaya has a thin body ofc it looks fat on her and on someone like me with an overall bigger build it wouldn’t look good. on HER frame it DOES look fat like proportions matter!!
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@O0whoO0 no literally!!! feminism has ALWAYS had woc involved, ESPECIALLY BLACK WOMEN, and this myth about feminism being for white women is furthering their agenda to push us out of the discussion and ward us from continuing to fight but it’s all a lie. feminism wouldn’t exist without US
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@afroditeourania OH NO NO OH NOO NO SHES CONFIDENT
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@Rachael_Conrad also he looks good in a wig and fishnets while doing hardcore choreo to rihanna like that’s so sexyyyy i love a man fluidly comfortable in his gender and sexualityy
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@arakkosuperstar ty i’m sick of seeing everyone hating on her now that she’s getting big. on one hand it feels like it shows how much her image and impact is expanding but i feel so bad for her too. esp after she had that moment crying on stage over everything moving so fast for her this year :(
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@freakumdressmp3 @_pure_444 who are u talmbout bc jacob rlly aint that ugly 😭😭
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@filmoguls this makes sense. i don’t like his character as a person but i appreciate the intrigue and tension he brings on screen. it’s like the scooby doo gang going against homelander if that makes sense??
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@luxuriovs @smoke_nd_pearlz i’ve heard small snacks throughout the day at least are a good way to start? idk if u can’t do big meals yet that’s fine, but try a little sumn at least a few times the day. that might help build ur metabolism back up and make it easier to gradually eat more eventually??
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@rhaenyrasrealm him “you want me to be your whore?” *20 yrs later is exactly that to another queen*
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@amarilov3u @ItsZaeOk have you heard his song you need me, i don’t need you?? “they say i’m up and coming like i’m fucking in an elevator” had 12yo me SHOOK
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@sagistarbb nah that’s deadass how aries scream too w they goofy dramatic ass 🤣
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@saturnianslutt
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@fiiilwe_ also embracing natural black phenotypes is quite progressive idk. wear wigs and get braids and relax your hair if you want. but we should be allowed to feel beautiful with our natural hair as much as any other race
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@peterstingles and i get there’s an underlying catty call out to women on the other side who do the same thing: shame women who DO wear makeup and try to brag about not “needing” it. on both sides it’s just miserable. who GIVES A FUCK?? do what YOU 🫵🏾 WANT WITH YOUR FACE ITS SOO SIMPLE 😭😭
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@saturnianslutt
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@planetmari_ none of them. i’m miserable all year round.
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@saturnianslutt
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@chrisbrennan7 bold, unapologetic, firey, selfish but sometimes in a good way, sensitive and loving once you get into their private circle. also very loud and also charming. flirty/friendly like their opposing sign libra since they can be so easily endearing and entertaining if not str8 flirty
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@waystarsroyco maddy perez WISHES she was mackenzie zales, head cheerleader, homecoming queen, part time model.
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@PeachNoo624 @povgalriri @choochiecat @kayxbliss also it goes back to her dad fs. her dad slowly withdrew himself from her and she still allowed him back to steal from her/the family. she’s historically bad at telling men no and good at keeping secrets to protect them and her relations/connections to them.
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@grandelovesss the way ghostin is about her simultaneously experiencing grief and guilt about grieving her past love while her present love is so supportive and caring to her during that… they never made me hate u pete
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@saturnianslutt
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@wetfIowers me, literally in recovery from liking someone w that combo:
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@mariesmoreaus why they dim his sexy like that
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@saturnianslutt
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@lovelltrin i mean that explains why he said the whole rehearsal had to be cancelled for him to miss it. he rlly was the play’s backbone
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@saturnianslutt
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@smoke_nd_pearlz why am i getting so many engagements rn… i am not an expert and half of y’all sayin it’s true and half of y’all sayin it ain’t but i’m just saying what i was told once
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@lilahsbody trying not to cry bc i struggled with being “overweight” and chubby. in middle school a boy i had a crush on laughed at me and said “eww” bc i had stretch marks on my thighs and i used to think about that a LOT. even after slimming down… i carry that self consciousness :(
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@sashacallesgf tbh MY only gripe with this is that i hope they don’t make eloise straight. not saying i’m not happy to see francesca with a girl, but eloise has given gay girls vibes from day ONE. they BOTH are gay then!!
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@wintourfx we love poc with strong moral compasses always saving ppl and being taken for granted by friends who are way way too fuckin hard on them
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@BISBAAS_ i wouldn’t call it feminine tho. i loathe the association of competitive cattiness with femininity. if anything, in this era, the unnecessary humbling of beautiful women is masculine bc men do it sooo much
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@MikeyTBH @MichelleHux @KekePalmer only white ppl she can name are kate winslet and leo dicaprio bc titanic got her heated 😭😭
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@saturnianslutt
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@tedsbecca the way i was trembling and gasping and had to pause the tv and then rewind the first time i watched this episode
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@saturnianslutt
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@deathernoia @hiddenseeking given how the woman herself looks i’d bet this is specific to the violence of colonization onto pacific islander women, maybe hawaii in particular.
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@cherryroelle but lbr the length don’t matter nearly as much as the girf 😳😳 5 be just fine when it’s fat that’s all imma say
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@wetfIowers saturn having 82 moons but still ruling the most emotionally closed off signs:
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@unbvrnttt and the only ppl who hated him before that incident… were his own brothers ??? sooo
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@saturnianslutt
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@saeratargayryen when she had that long pause before she said grief i swear she wanted to say “it’s bad writing”
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@justkhushii don’t be mad at me but some of these young BMs don’t even need convincing and actively want kids at their age… like they for some reason aspired to be a mother that young and seem convinced the child will bring something to their life or heal their own mothers’ poor mothering.
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@vancssasbeckett i actually was feelin homegirl 1 up until like :08 she started losing me there but what was second girll DOIIINN ??? and they think SHE did better???
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@earthdombaby it’s bc we both can be so fucking convicted in our stances. differences are, as an earth sign, i always ty to use rational logic (which is a huge problem in emotional matters, but quite the advantage otherwise) but fire signs will rlly say ANYTHING to prove they’re right 🤣🤣
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@earthdombaby it’s how seductive and comforting we can be tbh. like my ex told me once that i have eyes that are “inviting” and i feel like that’s definitely my taurus asc. i dont like to lie tbh my guilty conscious be too strong
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@1rddro this fancasting for flynn was already outrageous without this knowledge
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@haworthes poor guy tho. he prolly remembered his gf was erasing his memory and felt like therefore EVERYONE was out to get him and lie to him. i feel bad for him truly. but he tried to hurt marie, see what happens when you attack our queen!!
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@claritinqueen @AstroByMax i respectfully disagree bc lexi has earth sign and air sign energy imo. very restrained and closed off, shy but craves conversation. i see her being a taurus sun, either a virgo or cap asc, and a gemini moon.
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@witti_indi i bet he a scorpio asc. i can see love having a taurus venus too… the way she’s so obsessive and in touch w her senses. her devotion is v much giving taurus/scorpio venus vibes. i think she’s a cancer rising fs tho
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@thecapgoddess my standards are TOO HIGH and my time available and tolerance for bullshit are TOO LOW so yep
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@nottydesignss and she walk w a limp limp cuz she on that cash shit LMFAOO
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@Gabz_Amadi LET ME WALK UPON THE WATERS IN THE PRESENCE OF OUR SAVIOOORR!! AND TAKE ME DeEPAh
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@LeviathanAstro1 they feel like frenemies. love hates emotions for making love messy and emotions hate love for making emotions flare up but in the end they need each other and can’t separate. moon exalts in taurus, a venusian sign and i think that says a lot.
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@FreeAyannaa it’s the gemini symbols on his name for me. ofc he has too much to say 😒
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@cynfinite like issa rae once said “lakeith … 😏 fuck around and get it”
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@TheLexGabrielle @badbtchjay the bureaucratic job line abd rigor morris had me crying 😭
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@party4u____ even if she wishes she was gay i don’t see how that’s offensive bruj 😭 let ppl be insecure or humorous about THEIR OWN sexualities. i can understand (to an extent) why ppl had their qualms about billie singing i wish you were gay but even that felt rlly harmless
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@StaceyHarkey @SomaKazima nah when homie rolled up and said “WHAT?” took me straight out
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if she screams self care, she’s a taurus
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if she screams self-love, she’s a leo
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@supermoongirl9 that’s why i was so pissed when ppl was blaming ariana grande for mac miller’s death… that’s why i hate ppl who pin rue’s sobriety and well being on jules… watching this show is a rlly hard task for ppl who fr know/loved addicts. my gma can’t watch this w me bc my mom was one
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@midgelnny they’re both so hot ugh rhaenyra targaryen you’ll always be famous to me
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@petercathfilms on his way to overthrow her and then he crumbled completely when she cried…
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@VagnerRiha73731 @LadyPolitiks he deadass said when HE fucks her more than a few times she becomes less attractive. which suggests HE is in fact the problem. also, saying “men aren’t dirty” when a lot of them will fuck literally anything that breathes (or even that doesn’t) is craaazzyy 😭😭
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@astroeleanor taurus rising and i get called a (world class) yapper at work so i said “if i was quiet i’d be boring” and my coworker deadass said “no you wouldn’t cuz of your makeup.” 😭😭 i looove colorful makeup looks frfr
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@KmtfdMina awww ion wake up early enough fo dat but i would be like hmu for a midnight feast tho LMAOO
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@cxcainan @lefthandedhater elliott is sus as hell tho i want him gone. dominic is fine but that boy he playin make me ITCH
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@YCP4EVRRR aubrey did say “i like my girls BBW so fat that everybody else in the room is so uncomfortable” and yk what ppl wasn’t listening !!!!
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@Rude_Astrology fez is a capricorn fs that’s why he be needin to put a leash on ash 😭
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@saturnianslutt
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@DixPeyton he’s got spencer reid energy man what’s not to love
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@saturnianslutt
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@ju_tan_back @itszaeok the way “what? my waaannn” lives in my memory rent free
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@xgmc_ what’s more beautiful about it is it wasnt a breakup. they simply drifted apart and lexi opened up to her about how that made her feel and how much she missed her. they were able to communicate and instigate a healing and reconciliation n for a lotta ppl that’s tough to even try
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@witti_indi pray for us venusian risings bc our martian 7h/dsc literally makes us always attract obsessive possessive ppl.
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@saturnandhoney they’re actually so emotional. i’m a cap sun so i can only imagine how much more chaotic and melancholic it is to exist for them. cap is a sign that feels so heavily but contains so devotedly for composure’s sake which is why we have our outlets (ie: music!)
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@Bridget18534346 @HalleBailey honestly, no. can y’all look away if it bothers u to see a woman’s body?
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@crispcentre @avxxtarot i’m air dominant and the guy i like is fire dominant and he literally compared me to this scene of love and said “that’s you” 💀 idk how long we finna play this will they won’t they game but yep here we are !!
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@JagerBradley @blursluts44 it’s hip hop culture fashion pls let’s not reduce it to something men in general created. yt ppl’s ancestors did not start wearing ts until after black men/ppl popularized it first. you can research it too. i don’t have any sources besides being black to help u out tho.
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@HawkTJFanAtl @YallLuvCris theres a HUGE difference tho. lots of yt ppl have preferences AGAINST us bc they literally consider our race inferior, uglier/ all around less human. bc of how traumatized by this sentiment (in every area that has been touched by white imperialism) we are, we prefer our own race.
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@seaweedeen EVEN WHEN THE NiiGHT CHAAANGEEESS
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@unloversciub the “make—not make” exactly!! she’s innocent!!
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@PRADAXBBY a true girls girl
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@poetastrologers normalize viewing capricorns as more than just workaholics or admit they simply don’t fw you…
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@FilmTVRants add bonnie bennett to the list too bc her and damon had sooo much chemistry and potential AND were basically love interests in the source material (implied as being soulmates at that and had a first meeting scene that damon compels her to forget which they gave to elena)
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@bimbomarxistt i watched too much elite on netflix a couple years ago so now i say “joder” when i cuss, and i said it in front of a guy ik who’s mexican and he goes “what are you speaking it’s kind of sexy” and i was like it’s colonizer spanish 😭😭
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@lovingheard and lbr, most men, if they aren’t victims of SA by women already, dismiss the concept of being assaulted by women and tend to fear SA by OTHER MEN more. literally every show has to throw in some joke about it whenever a man is facing prison charges, esp if said man is “pretty”
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@thecapgoddess just the shallow “work + money” stereotype. we’re literally just ppl who crave stability and how do u get that in capitalistic society?? work and money. we want the stability to care for our loved ones tho, ppl forget how big hearted we are ig bc they never been loved by us 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@velaryonfruits him being a character named daemon and reminding me sm of damon salvatore in tvd in the fact they’re both very morally questionable and impulsive characters who are genuinely entertaining to watch and accidentally root for at times.
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@itsjujubae definitely. his fanbase was primarily young girls/older women (much like other feminine fan based phenomenons like twilight) AND he had a high pitched voice so not only was he LIKED by girls but LIKENED to girls which is why m*n were especially vocal in their disdain for him
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@poetastrologers for me, it’s the emotional barriers (which is… mighty ironic since i’m a capricorn too). it’s also frustrating for me bc we’re a sign that loves to take care of others but refuse being taken care of 99% of the time.
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@loveinextremes listen false god might be one of her best songs ever but… janet jackson…???
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@Rude_Astrology scorpio venus. ive always loved romantic tragedies. my aunt worried about me growing up bc i loved phantom of the opera, twilight, edward scissorhands, moulin rouge, etc. growing up. ive even seen titanic an unhealthy amount of times. but tbhh it’s not even just ROMANTIC +
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@SydDivineTarot saturnian and scorpio energy 😭😭
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@oomfsucks should’ve said ASStronomical
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@lighterflickk how guarded i am!! hate to be cliche but yeah i take forever to let down my walls and even then it’s so so gradual and even then i’m pretty sure the one person who saw past those walls was perplexed and unprepared so it makes me feel like i can’t do that nomo lmao
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@empressatlantis that an i think ppl still see her more as an influencer/insta baddie/aesthetic centerpiece rather than an actual artist/creative persona.
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@fiImgal love this lineup in the replies 😭😭😭
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