so you're telling me that gojo satoru who's crazy rich:
-collects stamps instead of just buying what he wants like an old lady
-whining and throwing tantrums because he'll miss it
-losing his last stamp because too many old ladies asked for his help
- cries because his sweet+
gojo's relationship with trauma is interesting, i don't think he ever acknowledged or realised he was affected by his own death and being mutilated because that's not something that happens to *gojo satoru* so he just brushed it off
straight gojo being delusional about topping is really the best flavour.. he's read like five(5) yaoi to prepare for gay sex and he thinks he's the top because he's taller and has shorter hair...only to end up being fucked so hard by geto he goes incoherent +
gojo might be an asshole in the "you fucking suck at this" way but geto is a worse asshole in the "you did better than i expected ๐" way. you wouldn't even know he's mocking you until much later
gojo went from one of the most progressive visionaries in jjk who despises tradition and actively works against his own biases to being a racist, misogynystic, traditionalist, alpha male who abuses woman and hits children in the eyes of jjktwt
yuta has the worst fate out of all of this because imagine you tryna fight sukuna and you get assaulted by visions of gojo-sensei getting backshots by the dude who tried to kill him
#jjk261
the official instructions for making gojo's figure was to "make it as cute as possible, the cutest gojo satoru figure in history"
and geto's was to make "the most handsome, salt-faced geto suguru figure in history" ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
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#gego
#ๅคไบ teachers au, crossdressing, pining, frottage
the first time satoru wears a skirt, it's a joke played on shoko. frames his slender legs, drapes across his milky thighs, hikes up in the right places, but it's a joke.
suguru *really* doesn't feel like laughing. +
tiny waist gojo is delicious but also. gojo who's ripped but a little soft around the edges....a dad bod if you will....bruises easily when you grab his waist...hm. my peanits
-was curry flavoured and it's too spicy for him
-spends way too much time trying to help people with their bags
-begs the store lady cutely for strawberry daifuku and gets rejected
-bullies ijichi into getting his strawberry daifuku at 11 pm like a baby
-pouting sadly because his sweet red bean paste dessert is too bitter for him
-gifts all his purchases to nanami (a can of tea leaves, a hand-held fan,a pineapple, an animal print shirt) and gets sad because he's rejected
-forgets he can literally buy the entire shop if he wants
geto is nuanced we need to acknowledge that geto's relationship with his daughters is deeply fucked up despite the love and canon acknowledges that his parenting is questionable
nanami's first gay awakening to me is when geto throws him around like a ragdoll during training one day...and he goes back to haibara and says '...fine i get it' with a scowl on his face. idk they're both a little in love with geto to me
geto going from protecting riko's childhood to setting loose curses to murder kindergarteners just to see rika's powers really puts in perspective how insane he was