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Sasha Yanshin

@sashayanshin

4 months

I just cancelled my Adobe licence after many years as a customer. The new terms give Adobe "worldwide royalty-free licence to reproduce, display, distribute" or do whatever they want with any content I produce using their software. This is beyond insane. No creator in their

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2 years

Elon wanted to buy. Twitter didn't want to sell. Then Twitter wanted to sell. Then Elon didn't want to buy. Then Twitter sued Elon to buy. Then Elon wanted to buy. Then Twitter didn't want to sell. But Twitter kept suing Elon to buy @elonmusk

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4 months

@scottbelsky I give precisely zero f*cks about Adobe’s clarifications or blog posts. You forced people to sign new Terms. Legally they are the only thing that matters. These Terms state black on white that you will now have irrevocable license to use my content for pretty much any purpose

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First Adobe changed their Terms to give themselves a permanent license to any content you produce using their software. Then they pretended it was a misunderstanding. Then Adobe gaslit people who pointed out that they are full of BS. Then they put out damage limitation

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30 days

Federal employees when Elon Musk walks into the White House holding a kitchen sink.

ALX 🇺🇸

@alx

30 days

TRUMP: “At the suggestion of Elon Musk — I will create a Government efficiency Commission tasked with conducting a complete financial and performance audit of the entire federal government and making recommendations for drastic reforms. Elon.. has agreed to head that task force”

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4 months

@thisisandrej Adobe allow you to retain ownership rights to your content as well as them owning rights to your content. How kind of them to let me own my content too. They still have full rights to do what they want with it.

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@sashayanshin

29 days

Elon Musk has done nothing in AI. Except being the founder and funding the biggest AI company in the world. And except using AI to make cars drive themselves. And except using AI to make rockets land themselves. But apart from that, what does Elon know about AI?

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@sashayanshin

1 year

Breaking News. Apple is recalling every iPhone made since 2017 due to major security issues and software issues. $TSLA

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@sashayanshin

29 days

Tesla has built Windows for cars. The stock market hasn’t figured it out yet. Consumers have no idea what this means. For decades every car has needed a human operator to drive manually, wasting hours of time every day. In a few years every single new car in the world will be

Tesla AI

@Tesla_AI

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Due to popular demand, Tesla AI team release roadmap: September 2024 - v12.5.2 with ~3x improved miles between necessary interventions - v12.5.2 on AI3 computer (unified models for AI3 and AI4) - Actually Smart Summon - Cybertruck Autopark 📐 - Eye-tracking with sunglasses 🕶️ -

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@sashayanshin

2 years

BREAKING NEWS! Twitter refuse to accept Elon Musk's repeat attempt to buy Twitter for $44 Billion and will take him to court to force him to buy it for $44 Billion. $TWTR

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@sashayanshin

6 months

Do you know why stuff is suddenly happening at Tesla? Prices actively changing, FSD releases coming every 10 days, restructuring and dead wood being removed? Elon is back in the house and he is pissed off. While he was fixing other priorities, some senior execs took their eye

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@sashayanshin

1 year

Cybertruck timeline. 1. Nobody will like the design. 2. Ok - they like it, but won’t order it. 3. They ordered, but Tesla won’t make it. 4. It won’t scale <— 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘌 5. They made some, but production low. 6. Ok. They made loads, but panel gaps. 7. 300k a year is

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@sashayanshin

6 months

Why I will never switch from my EV to one of these new gas cars. 1. Range anxiety - I am used to being on 100% every morning. With a gas car, I might not have enough gas to get to work and have to waste time going to recharge it. 2. Big maintenance problem - After 100k-200k

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@sashayanshin

2 years

Best avoid $TSLA at $112. Will be plenty of opportunities to go in like a boss at $300.

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@sashayanshin

7 months

Tesla Full Self Driving timeline 1. It’s impossible. 2. It’s a gimmick. 3. Only works outside towns. 4. Disengages all the time in cities. 5. Drives like a teenager. <— 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘌 6. Sometimes does something weird. 7. Doesn’t work well in Sri Lanka. 8. My grandma

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@sashayanshin

5 months

It’s just a modified Lotus. Tesla is going bankrupt.. The Model S is too expensive. The Model X is too expensive. Model 3 will never be made. Tesla is gonna run out of money. Model 3 will never scale. Model Y will never be made. Model Y will never sell in high volume. FSD is just

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6 months

Chat GPT is going to take all our jobs by the end of the year. Large language models are real AI that is smarter than 99.9% of people. If you don’t understand, you are too stupid to understand AI.

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@sashayanshin

2 years

It’s ridiculous that Apple is worth more than Nokia, Blackberry, Motorola, Sony, HTC and all the other biggest phone makers from 2006 combined. Soon they will all have much better phones than Apple and Apple will go bankrupt. The competition is coming. $TSLA

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@sashayanshin

7 months

Elon Musk getting $55 Billion for 4 years of work and a 1,000% gain for shareholders is excessive. Bunch of parasite lawyers getting $6 Billion for 2 months’ work and exactly zero value add to the world is perfectly fine though. Not egregious or disproportionate whatsoever.

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NEWS: The legal team that voided Elon’s Tesla payout asks for a $5.95 BILLION dollar fee for winning the lawsuit.

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@sashayanshin

6 months

Tesla's FSD is like the iPhone rocking up to the Nokia/Motorola/Blackberry party. Wall Street is panicking. The Media is printing 100 Elon Bad news stories every day. Stock is selling off. "OMG! Q1 gross margins!" "Sales were a bit low in March!" "Oh no! Layoffs!"

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@sashayanshin

1 year

Elon wasted his time starting Tesla - GM and Ford will crush him. Elon wasted his time starting SpaceX - NASA will eat his lunch. Elon wasted his time buying Twitter - Facebook will dominate.

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1 year

The UK Chancellor, Jeremy Hunt, has never worked in finance. Instead he taught English abroad, sold marmalade, and worked in PR. The UK Energy Secretary, Grant Shapps, has never worked in energy. Instead he sold get rich quick schemes and MLM scams. The UK Science, Innovation

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8 months

Delaware judge orders Tesla shares to go back to $17 as they were back in 2018 before Elon Musk’s unfair pay award that screwed $TSLA shareholders by giving them a pathetic 1,200% return.

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6 months

Xiaomi will destroy Tesla by selling cheaper cars. Just like they destroyed Apple by selling cheaper phones.

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4 months

@greg_i_yam I cancelled and said I am unable to use their software with these new terms. I still had months left to run - it is now fully cancelled as of yesterday. They can’t unilaterally change the terms of the deal mid-term and not let you cancel if you don’t agree. In most reasonable

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@sashayanshin

8 months

Millions of Tesla investors just found out that Kimbal Musk is in fact Elon Musk’s brother. How could we possibly ever know without the guiding light of the Delaware judge? I wish I’d known sooner so I could avoid the trap of getting a 12x return on my money.

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@sashayanshin

7 months

Bad news for Tesla investors. 1. A real estate agent with a small peepee has sold all 3 of his shares and is now short $TSLA because inflation wah wah. 2. A degenerate crypto gambler who failed his polytechnic course, has reiterated his $69 price prediction. 3. A fund manager

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4 months

@thisisandrej I literally highlighted the part where they explicitly say they own rights to your content.

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1 year

Literally shaking right now! $TSLA #Cybertruck

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@sashayanshin

4 months

My opinion of @elonmusk . I like his cars, his rockets, and his Twitter. But I disagree with him on some stuff. Which doesn’t matter because I disagree with EVERYONE on some stuff. Not all humans have the same opinion on everything as me. And that’s actually a good thing.

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7 months

Don’t make the mistake of buying $TSLA on the way down at $170. You’re buying a falling knife. Will be plenty of opportunities to buy at $400 on the way up like a real baller.

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5 months

Here is what’s going to happen with Tesla FSD: 1. Upcoming FSD releases will start driving 350+ miles without major interventions. This is an important milestone - the car can now drive by itself for longer than you can go on 100% charge. 2. FSD summon and self parking will go

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@sashayanshin

6 months

@GerberKawasaki Investment funds losing money for their customers instead of growing it should pay refunds too.

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7 months

Tesla have still not finished FSD after 8 years. They should just give up. The Sagrada Familia cathedral in Barcelona is still not finished after 142 years of construction. They really should just give up already. The Mona Lisa painting took 16 years to complete. Leonardo Da

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5 months

Gary Black sold Tesla at the bottom. Told everyone who didn’t sell they are stupid. Congratulated himself for selling. Then Tesla went up 30% after he sold while his ETF is down 12% since inception. Sucks to be Gary and sucks to be Gary’s investors.

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@sashayanshin

7 months

Congratulations To Tesla for reaching Stage 6 on the Cybertruck timeline. “But but but panel gaps”

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@sashayanshin

6 months

Can you believe how dumb Apple was in 2006? They didn’t release a Motorola style flip phone. And they didn’t release a WAP business phone with a real keyboard. Apple were too stupid to realise what they SHOULD have done. Instead they worked in the background on a phone - iPod

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@sashayanshin

6 months

Timeline of a typical Tesla investor: 1. Tesla at $20 - No thanks, I’ll wait. 2. Tesla at $400 - OMG! BUY BUY BUY! to da moon! 3. Tesla at $100 - Ok. It’s time to sell. Tesla is doomed. 4. Tesla at $260 - Wow! Load up on $TSLA! I am a long term investor!!! 5. Tesla at $160 (3

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1 year

Today CNBC says that Tesla stock is overbought and is way overpriced. $TSLA is at $244. Almost exactly 1 year ago (June 26 2022), CNBC said that Tesla stock is oversold and is underpriced. $TSLA was $245. So which is it, CNBC? Degenerate 🤡 making random guesses based on made

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@sashayanshin

6 months

If Tesla shareholders vote against Elon Musk’s pay reinstatement, Elon will probably walk. I would walk. So would you if your own shareholders chose to screw you over 6 years after you made them rich. If your shareholders went back on the pay for which you moved mountains.

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5 months

@GerberKawasaki Don’t worry Ross. Next semester you’ll learn all about Balance Sheets and Capex. It will all make sense then.

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@sashayanshin

3 years

Giga Berlin given final approval. Giga Texas starts manufacturing. Giga Shanghai expanding by 170% $TSLA share price down 1.5%. 🤣

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@sashayanshin

6 months

Gary does a victory lap on selling his Tesla stock. He just forgot to mention that he bought Rivian instead. Rivian is down 95% from when Gary had a price target of $1,200 on it. Point is not his stock picks - I never criticise others’ investing decisions. That’s up to them.

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3 months

Polite reminder that Gary Black sold Tesla stock at the bottom 2 months ago. Then called everyone who didn’t sell stupid and congratulated himself, saying it was a super smart move to sell while urging others to follow. Fund managers like Gary are everything that is wrong with

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@sashayanshin

5 months

Gary Black sold Tesla at the bottom. Told everyone who didn’t sell they are stupid. Congratulated himself for selling. Then Tesla went up 30% after he sold while his ETF is down 12% since inception. Sucks to be Gary and sucks to be Gary’s investors.

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5 months

I am slowly learning the state of play in 2024. 1. Not communist = Far Right 2. Different point of view = Extreme 3. Scientific facts = How Dare You? 4. Feelings = Reality 5. I am poor = Someone Else’s Fault 6. He’s rich = It’s His Fault 7. Enforcing the law = Discrimination 8.

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@sashayanshin

3 years

What inflation? My dollar buys me 20% more $TSLA, 100% more $PLTR and 140% more $FVRR than 2 months ago.

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@sashayanshin

2 months

Tesla investing in xAI would be a huge mistake. Here is how this would look outside of the Tesla fan bubble (e.g. to a judge in a high profile court case): 1. Elon Musk founded a private company called xAI that directly competes with a publicly listed company (Tesla) where he

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

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Should Tesla invest $5B into @xAI , assuming the valuation is set by several credible outside investors? (Board approval & shareholder vote are needed, so this is just to test the waters)

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2019: Tesla Cybertruck will be super easy to manufacture because we have redesigned it from first principles. Will be super high volume at super low cost. 2023: Actually manufacturing the Cybertruck is going to be super hard, the ramp will be super slow, will be hard to make

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@sashayanshin

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If Tesla can be sued over Elon Musk’s compensation package retrospectively… Can we also sue companies for being too optimistic on earnings calls if they subsequently underperform? You know… The board didn’t properly disclose the true nature of risks and all that. Maybe we

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@sashayanshin

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Tesla stock is 27% down in 2024. Elon Musk is fighting 200 different lawsuits. Q1 delivery numbers expected to disappoint Investors panicking because they have the memory of a goldfish and the performance of their "long-term investment is measured in microseconds. Most retail

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@sashayanshin

1 year

Zuckerberg copy and pasted Twitter. There are no ifs and buts. This is an absurdly obvious issue of copyright and IP infringement - I have a feeling Meta is gonna get smacked hard. Is Facebook so bad that the only thing they can do is a carbon copy of someone else’s product?

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@sashayanshin

6 months

Exact Tesla Q1 delivery numbers! -𝐷𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 Wall Street funds buying $TSLA! -𝐷𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 Tweedledum on CNBC sharing opinion -𝐷𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 Stock price is up/down/sideways -𝐷𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 Why do I not care? Because I am an actual long term investor, not

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@sashayanshin

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5 months ago, Lucid apparently had 28,000+ reservations… Since then Lucid has delivered 2,810 vehicles. 90% of the reservations have mysteriously disappeared. Every variant of the Lucid Air is now available - nobody is “waiting” for their preorder. The “Reservations” data

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@sashayanshin

6 months

Tesla “investors” are panicking and throwing their toys out of the pram. The vast majority of these degenerate gamblers think short term noise is the only thing that matters. 1. Is the world switching to EVs or are we sticking with inferior dinosaur age gas guzzlers? 2. Are

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Tesla Optimus Timeline 1. It’s fake, will never happen. 2. 🤦‍♂️Needs 3 people to roll on stage 3. Ok, it moves, but does it do backflips? 4. It sorts lego cubes. Cute! <— 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 5. Oh it can do some menial factory tasks? 6. Wait what? Teslabot costs less than a UAW

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@sashayanshin

1 year

I love Russia. I was born and grew up there. When Russia invaded Ukraine and barbarically murdered innocent people, burned people alive and committed heinous crimes, I was appalled. I went to protest. I protested against the obscene evil being committed by Russia. Because

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@sashayanshin

1 year

Does this mean $TSLA is going to $60 tomorrow? Asking for a feathered friend.

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@sashayanshin

1 year

In May $TSLA = 3 chickens ($180) 🐓🐓🐓 In June $TSLA = 4 chickens ($240) 🐓🐓🐓🐓 In July $TSLA is $10 away from 5 chickens ($300) 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓 Genius technical analysis at $100 never fails.

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@sashayanshin

8 months

Tesla moving company registration to Texas is shortsighted and reactionary. Social media fanboys are tripping over each other to support the move. Texas has no dedicated courts for business disputes. It has no history of commercial disputes to use as legal precedent. There is

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5 months

Tesla could probably acquire Chargepoint for under $1 Billion. Convert every one of their sites into 8 Supercharger stalls. Would immediately vastly improve coverage AND solve the problem of those stalls being broken roughly 90% of the time.

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Tesla catalysts 4/24 1. Ford licences FSD - 5/24 2. Gary Black reupgrades to fanboy… 6/24 3. Tesla Semi rebrand to Tesla Hard - 7/24 4. TSLA Robotaxi is amazeballs - 8/24 5. Turns out Tesla $25k car is the Model Y after 4 more price cuts - 9/24 6. Meet Kevin flip flops again

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@sashayanshin

6 months

Nobody wants EVs. Asthma doctors don’t want EVs. Catalytic converter thieves don’t. Garage mechanics don’t. Men with small peepees don’t. 18 year old Fast & Furious wannabes don’t. Arab sheikhs don’t. Mr Putin doesn’t. Brake manufacturers don’t. GM employees don’t. Commodity

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7 months

I am a long-term investor in Tesla. Which is why I care about the delivery numbers in Q1 to the nearest 0.1%. And I really care about what Elon tweeted yesterday. And it’s super important to know that the selling price is $250 cheaper this week than last week. Better stay up

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@sashayanshin

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@WholeMarsBlog It’s a Scottish Robot and it’s very small.

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@sashayanshin

2 months

Bitcoin is the opposite of stock market. Bitcoin is completely independent of FIAT. When everything crashes, Bitcoin will soar. Bitcoin is not affected by macro economy. It’s the future, bro.

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There is nothing better than reading Copium posts on Twitter from people who lost $$$ from betting against Tesla going into earnings. "But bro. Their cash flow is negative." "Elon is making stuff up." "Growth story is over." "Why is the stock up? Tesla is going bankrupt."

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1 year

I'm blocked so can someone please let the chicken man know that Tesla is having a red day so it's about time to make another video about it going to $60? $TSLA

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6 months

@Accumulation Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot. 8. Did you know a gas car loses 35% of its value the moment you drive off the forecourt?

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Checklist when buying a new car: 1. Check paint for defects. 2. Check tires and brakes. 3. Check opinion of CEO on a war in a different continent. 4. Check interior condition. 5. Make sure documents all good. 6. Check if CEO likes the same political party as you.

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Tesla’s share price in the last few days proves that the market doesn’t “price in” anything. Everyone knew about FSD. It’s not exactly a big surprise. There are daily videos on YouTube. Elon goes to China to strike one relatively minor deal bringing FSD one little step closer.

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6 months

This is a winner takes all market. GG everybody else.

Tesla

@Tesla

6 months

You can now subscribe to FSD (Supervised) for $99/month in the US Upgrades > Software Upgrades > Subscribe

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Tax on unrealized gains will NOT raise any new tax revenue. Weird how nobody is pointing this out. Taxing unrealized gains just fast tracks future tax revenues to today. It means when your children are older, this tax has stolen the capital gains tax that would have been paid

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@sashayanshin

3 months

Good morning to all the failed fund managers, real estate agents with a small PP and chicken geniasses waiting for Tesla to hit $60.

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@sashayanshin

4 months

According to Adobe’s new terms, they need “a worldwide royalty-free licence to reproduce, display, distribute, modify and sublicence” your content. This is SOLELY for the purposes of operating or improving their Services and Software. So what does this mean? They can use your

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2 years

Elon Musk says he’ll fire Twitter staff Twitter staff complain to Government Government learns Saudis in on the deal Government blocks Twitter sale $TWTR stonk collapses to $20 Elon rebuys $TSLA shares at 50% discount Elon launches new Town Square social app @elonmusk 😂😂😂

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The Fed massively f***ed up again. In 2021 the Fed ignored inflation and started raising rates only in March 2022 when inflation was already at 8.5%. The Fed was a year too late and raised rates too slowly leading to the biggest inflation spike in a generation. Now the exact

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After mortgage rates go up, the average UK family is f****d. Median UK Household Disposable Income: £32,300. This is £2,692 per month. Median UK mortgage of £184,376 over 20-years at 7%, is £1,430. Energy Price Cap (average): £173 Water bill: £34 Average household food spend:

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1 year

Wall Street clowns look at $TSLA stock going up and increase their Price Target by 40% even though nothing substantive happened affecting the valuation. The ONLY reason the target price went up here is because the stock price went up. And this guy manages other people's money.

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1 year

We reiterate our OUTPERFORM on Tesla while raising our price target from $215 to $300 as the sum-of-the-parts story for Tesla now further comes into play with its supercharger network, energy business, AI driven autonomous path, unmatched battery ecosystem, and increased scale

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In 500 years, aliens revive a man who was frozen in ice since 2024. Man: Where is everybody? Aliens: The human species died out in the year 2180 because the Earth got too hot. Humans drove around in cars that blew up hydrocarbons inside their engines. Man: Yeah… We liked the

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@sashayanshin

1 year

Many people misunderstand what Elon Musk says because they don’t understand his unique dialect. Once you understand, it all makes sense. Haters can quickly stop hating and start to appreciate with this handy translator. 1. “In 2 weeks” = By the end of next year. 2. “Next year”

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9 months

With all due respect... Is Elon orchestrating a shakedown for doubling his share ownership with the threat of actively sabotaging the company and reneging on fiduciary duty? I get that leaders pushing the business need to be incentivised. Especially leaders that have a track

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

9 months

@heyitsyashu I am uncomfortable growing Tesla to be a leader in AI & robotics without having ~25% voting control. Enough to be influential, but not so much that I can’t be overturned. Unless that is the case, I would prefer to build products outside of Tesla. You don’t seem to understand

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Reverse racism is racism. Being racist in reverse does not undo or fix racism from the past. A kid not getting into college because of race is racism. Not being able to apply for a job because of your race is racism. Having quotas based on race is racism. People should be

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@sashayanshin

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FYI for the Tesla fanboys: Elon is not working for free. He owns 13% of $TSLA and has ultimate control over execution. If Tesla stock goes up by $1 Trillion, that guy working for free will make $130 Billion. Business owners make money by making their business succeed.

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@sashayanshin

6 months

My Jeep has a Level 5 autonomous driving system. If you place a brick on the gas pedal and a stick through the steering wheel, the Jeep drives itself with no human input - 100% of the time it works every time. * only works in a straight line * only under 20 mph to stop me

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@sashayanshin

3 months

The United States needs an age limit for Government jobs and mandatory retirement.

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@sashayanshin

9 months

Hot Wheels sold more cars in Q4 than Tesla. Hot Wheels also have a much bigger operating margin on each car sold. Time to go all in on Hot Wheels stock over $TSLA. Next decatrillion $ opportunity 100% for sure.

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@sashayanshin

6 months

I invested in oil companies in the 1970s. Except Chevron. I invested in large retail companies in the 1980s. Except Home Depot. I invested in software companies in the 1990s. Except Microsoft. I invested in cell phone companies in the 2000s. Except Apple. I invested in online

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@sashayanshin

5 months

How's it going for all the tweedledums selling into Tesla earnings because they KNEW it would go lower?

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@sashayanshin

1 year

BREAKING: $TSLA stock has collapsed in value by 7% to $272 - a price not seen since July 2023!

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@sashayanshin

6 months

BREAKING: Ross Gerber will vote all 3.5 of his shares against Elon’s pay package reinstatement.

Ross Gerber

@GerberKawasaki

6 months

Wait. So tesla wants to re approve a pay package that was struck down by the courts with the same BOD but move to Texas so the lack of independence would matter less? It seems they don’t understand why the package got rescinded in the first place. $tsla

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@sashayanshin

6 months

The Tesla Robotaxi should be banned. 1. What will happen to the thousands of horse-drawn carriage drivers? These are real people with real jobs! 2. A robotaxi being completely silent is weird. I much prefer to hear the clip clop sound over the cobblestones. 3. In a robotaxi

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@sashayanshin

10 months

Exactly 1 year ago, dimwits like Tom Nash told you to sell your stocks and be out of the market in 2023. I showed this segment in a recent video - here is the explicit quote: “If I’m looking at 2023, as a whole year, I am very pessimistic. I think a recession is not only

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@sashayanshin

5 months

The Tesla community is obsessed with the next model. Will it be the $25k car? Will it be a robotaxi? Will it have pedals and a steering wheel? When exactly will it launch? The answer is: none of these questions matter. The physical form factor is irrelevant. The exact

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@sashayanshin

5 months

Wah wah. Tesla has stopped growing. Why is it not valued at $25? A: People with brains value companies based on expected future growth, not growth that happened last quarter. Wah wah. Tesla is losing money and will go bankrupt. A: Spend a bit of time learning the difference

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@sashayanshin

1 year

Jeff Bezos has found a way to suck money out of Amazon to fund his personal pipe dream. Amazon is spending $120 Million to construct a facility that will build satellites. These satellites will be taken into space by Blue Origin - a company that has never flown into orbit but

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@sashayanshin

5 months

Other than the (very small number of) people who actually short Tesla stock… Who are the rest of the tweedledums spending their life hating on Tesla and Elon Musk 24/7? How pathetic does your life have to be, if that’s the best way you can think of spendingd time? There are

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Sasha Yanshin

@sashayanshin

25 days

Nobody watches BBC because it is a gaslighting propaganda machine carefully disseminating the Government’s preferred narrative. When legacy media dies and goes bankrupt, it will not be because of social media. It will be because the power got to their heads. It will be because

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@sashayanshin

1 year

The Fed paused rate hikes at the June meeting to wait for more data. More data came… Inflation fell from 4% to 3% in one month. Core inflation fell from 5.3% to 4.8%. Producer prices (inflation precursor) fell from 1.1% to 0.1%. Rent price inflation is the lowest in over 2

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Sasha Yanshin

@sashayanshin

7 months

How dare they sell tickets to go inside the Sagrada Familia? It’s not even completely finished. What a scam!

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@sashayanshin

3 months

Not bad for a "slow" quarter for Tesla.

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