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@sargeantstroll

10 months

im so normal about him i swear to god im so normal

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@sargeantstroll

5 months

this actually made me cackle i cant lie

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@sargeantstroll

10 months

THE WAY LANCE KISSES AND LOOKS AT HIS GIRLFRIENDS PLEASE IM SO ILL PLEASE SOMEONE SEDATE ME PLEASE

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6 months

maybe it was gunther….

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6 months

Five rounds down, and Haas have already managed as many top 10 finishes as they did in all of 2023 📈 Up next - a chance to go clear of last season on home soil 🇺🇸 #F1 @HaasF1Team

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@sargeantstroll

9 months

logan is def the guy you bring home to meet your parents cause he shook my dads hand twice and was like “how are you, sir?” 😭

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

“who is your best friend in formula 1?” Logan: “hm, i would say, probably Oscar” STOP IT MY HEART PLEASE

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@sargeantstroll

9 months

god forbid a woman likes a sport and also wants to suck the athletes dick 🥱

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@sargeantstroll

10 months

i actually cant breathe there are tears streaming down my face

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

you mean they aren’t related…..?

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@sargeantstroll

9 months

YOU GUYS THIS IS NOT FUCKING REAL

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@sargeantstroll

10 months

lando “i dont drink” norris.

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

*talking about lewis pushing hulk off* crofty- “i think nico suffered pretty good there, hulkenburg, not you rosburg” nico- “both of us” 😃

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@sargeantstroll

4 years

this is embarrassing. bts was robbed. the weekend was robbed. selena gomez was robbed. but you. you were nominated for like 5 grammys. and you are over here complaining bc you weren’t nominated for the category you wanted. give the nomination to someone who’s grateful then.

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@sargeantstroll

5 months

HELP

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@sargeantstroll

10 months

OH MY GOD. THE BACKGROUND I NEVER NOTICED SHIRTLESS LANCE HELLO

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

new reaction pic just dropped

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@sargeantstroll

11 months

#F1 : Stay serious😎

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@sargeantstroll

10 months

and you can aim for my heart, go for blood. but you would still miss me in your bones.

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@sargeantstroll

11 months

lando norris daddy kink confirmed????

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@sargeantstroll

2 months

he’s alive, but at what cost 💔

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@sargeantstroll

10 months

logan sargeant, the american dream 🥰

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@sargeantstroll

5 months

📻Logan: “just let me do the best i can” sigh☹️

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@sargeantstroll

9 months

SCREAMS CRYS THROWS UP

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@sargeantstroll

3 months

oscar piastri was only 23 when he won his first grand prix

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@hobonikkan

5 years

Michelangelo was only 24 years old when he completed the Pietà sculpture

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

“the cars were doing great until your 30 year old friend decided that he was on some demon time or something”

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

hes such a silly guy

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@sargeantstroll

9 months

@nanolendi the gate keeping is getting out of hand actually im screaming

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@sargeantstroll

8 months

loscar crumbs

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@sargeantstroll

10 months

the happiness on his face oh im jumping tonight

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@sargeantstroll

2 months

logan with lance’s towel please jelp me

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

🫶

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@tayl4ndo

6 months

what you can’t hear is us going “AWEEEEE” right after and logan getting all shy please

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@sargeantstroll

9 months

OH THIS IS NOT REAL

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@sargeantstroll

3 months

is anyone else concerned that the borderline obsession james has over carlos will severely effected alex in the coming years or is it just me..

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@sargeantstroll

10 months

@MILCLAREN FREE MY MAN CARLOS FROM THE SHACKLES OF BUZZCUT EDITY

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@sargeantstroll

3 months

@verstayppen the only driver i saw do so, sobs, hes such a good guy

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@sargeantstroll

8 months

the way netflix ended the last ep with the not renewed thing acting like guenther fucking died is sending me

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@sargeantstroll

4 years

you can’t come at harry styles for wearing a dress because it’s “feminine”. he can still do what people classify as “manly” things. but yk what? are you making as much money as he is? no? exactly so be quiet. he is doing great for himself. whether you like it or not.

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@sargeantstroll

9 months

F1 drivers as my favorite songs: A thread ⭐️

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@sargeantstroll

9 months

guess the f1 driver:

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@sargeantstroll

8 months

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@sargeantstroll

8 months

NO LONGER JUST CRUMBS OH LOSCAR NATION

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@sargeantstroll

8 months

loscar crumbs

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@sargeantstroll

9 months

…….crickets

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@sargeantstroll

10 months

@leclercschair I WONT EVER RECOVER PLEASE LIFE WHAT IS LIFE

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@sargeantstroll

11 months

okay it’s time for yall to stop pretending this man isnt fine as fuck

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@sargeantstroll

10 months

actually theres more😭

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@sargeantstroll

9 months

oh dont touch me

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

logan just stuttered so bad, deciding to not even finish his sentence 😭

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

im😭so😭happy😭for😭him😭

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@sargeantstroll

5 months

📻 Logan: “this thing is f*cking undrivable. i can’t-” BYE BYE BYE

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

right…..and im the president of the fia

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@sargeantstroll

7 months

logan wouldve ate i fear

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@sargeantstroll

8 months

"am i allowed to unlap myself" ☹️ logan love ☹️

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

what 😀

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

how can anyone hate max, he’s smiling so big after not winning after 20+ races because his friend won, SHUT UP I LOVE HIM

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@sargeantstroll

7 months

logan would’ve gotten points me thinks…..

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@sargeantstroll

8 months

do you guys learn nothing like genuinely?? STOP FUCKING BUYING THESE VIDEOS!!

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@sargeantstroll

9 months

the sir in question:

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@sargeantstroll

9 months

just in, got the photos of logan and alex with the “sir” in question. 😭

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

🚨BREAKING🚨 Lewis Hamilton rethinking his choices after looking his future right in the face.

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@sargeantstroll

9 months

get yours now!!

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

logan pls dont get a haircut

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@sargeantstroll

10 months

CALLING ALL LSX2 FANS!!! COME JOIN THE CULT!!!

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@sargeantstroll

9 months

im a feminist obviously, but i wouldn’t really mind him saving me

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

@luckyleclerc the longer they don’t focus the more they win

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

shut the fuck up this is so heartbreaking????

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@sargeantstroll

5 months

as an american, we don’t need any more races here. PLEASE FOR FUCK SAKE MAKE IT STOP. all it does it gives entitled annoying influencers a chance to make hot jokes about the drivers knowing shit about the sport im SICK of it.

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@sargeantstroll

7 months

shouldve never told me this app had voices im gonna be a fucking menace

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@sargeantstroll

9 months

SHUT THE FUCK UP RN

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@sargeantstroll

8 months

LOOK AT THE CUTIE PIE HELP ME

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@sargeantstroll

9 months

ITS OFFICIALLLL IM INNNN

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@sargeantstroll

8 months

christian horner needs to resign. he is being completely selfish now. the amount of sponsors pulling out of RBR and the talks of max leaving are all because of him. he is completely fucking over the entire team to save face WHICH ISNT EVEN WORKING. he is being a selfish prick.

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@sargeantstroll

7 months

“if you really don’t care about sargeant being happy, why resign him?” FUCKING PREACH

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@sargeantstroll

4 months

FERNANDO IS BIG BOMBOCLATS MANAGER??? wow, you learn something new every day

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@sargeantstroll

4 years

dear Candace Owens, stop with the fan behavior. it’s embarrassing at this point. like cmon we know Harry’s hot but you need to chill out. might as well become a fan page at this point.

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@sargeantstroll

2 months

fuck it, i don’t think theyre cute together 🤷‍♀️

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@sargeantstroll

2 months

i have an unpopy opinion about logan and his girlfriend

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@sargeantstroll

9 months

#WeGotCody SO WHOS A CRYBABY NOW 😈

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9 months

@frederikvesti HE LITERALLY DOES AND THATS THE CUTEST THING

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7 months

{ #OP81 } he is literally the human embodiment of the sun.

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@sargeantstroll

5 months

this is so hot i hate that its with chord striker

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@sargeantstroll

7 months

what do you think would happen if logan got points today?

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@sargeantstroll

10 months

[ #Charles + #Arthur ] Lorenzo isnt here cause hes the only green flag leclerc brother 🫶

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@sargeantstroll

11 months

@tracksidewgrace hes been but y’all weren’t ready for that conversation I SWEAR

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

HES SO ??????? ☹️😻

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@sargeantstroll

10 months

“my son calls him the older brother” END MY SUFFERING AND END IT NOW

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@sargeantstroll

8 months

just found out that ferrari fans are called tifosi because thats how you say fans in italian. i feel dumb.

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

daniel ricciardo getting pegged by lance stroll, that shit you see in eastern european gay porn.

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@sargeantstroll

8 months

im actually jumping off a bridge after this

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@sargeantstroll

5 months

logan in p13! alex a lap behind.

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@sargeantstroll

7 months

bye, the schools here are getting off early for the eclipse. bro america is NOT a real place.

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@sargeantstroll

8 months

LOOK AT HIM

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

NIKI TRIED TO PARENT TRAP THEM IM SCREAMING

out of context brocedes

@brocedescrack

6 months

Nico in his new interview

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

what i imagine life is like being a max verstappen fan:

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@sargeantstroll

7 months

there is nothing straight about this.

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@sargeantstroll

4 years

@1DGAlNS 💐ifb

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

YOU GUYS THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL SEBASTIAN IS GONNA BE AT IMOLA DRIVING ARYTONS CAR

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

OH MY GODDDDD

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@sargeantstroll

8 months

i am TIRED of women constantly getting taken advantage of. stop saying “oh but she wanted it in the beginning”. BUT THEN SHE DIDNT. AND AS SOON AS SHE DIDNT HE SHOULDVE STOPPED AND HE DIDNT AND THATS ASSAULT AND HARASSMENT. theres no excuse, what he did is completely and utterly

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@sargeantstroll

6 months

do yall fuck with these?