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Booking and inquiries: saremalex @gmail .com SD/SLO/LA ALL NATURAL OUT EVERYWHERE WIT CHUCK INGLISH! Hit my link in the bio 🔥

Zen’d the fuck out
Joined October 2013
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Kobe looking at David stern in heaven after seeing the Nets get James Harden, Blake Griffin and LaMarcus Aldridge
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@postedinthecrib @liv_cowherd Investing in the hubie industries stock
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@JahTalksMusic Drake said he won’t drop same day as Taylor on Red Button and made fun of Kendrick for not dropping today. Dudes been a hypocrite
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@postedinthecrib @kailanidi Hey aren’t you that guy from the Lil B memes
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@BonKeysha @Hoodville_ You need some new homies
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@BleacherReport @Forbes @YbnCordae Now i aint sayin you a gold digger
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@gothamhiphop Shoutout Tommy Richman for holding it down during all this beef and remaining at #2
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4 years
The owner of this car is a marine that came into Carlsbad waving a confederate flag last night and told my dad that if Trump loses, there will be a war and threatened my dad saying that he'd be the first to go. It'd be a damn shame if his boss found out. Twitter, do ya thang
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@nickxbanga He sent one for Adidon too! Nobody talks about it getting taken off world star fr
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@Mike84157775 @WorldWideWob Kobe is for sure Derek Fisher. Thats trivia question easy
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4 years
People aren’t ready for that conversation, or the convo that Pat Tillman was a puppet for the army and NFL, and that he really got killed in friendly fire, but his death got covered up
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Brett Favre Compares Kaepernick To Pat Tillman, 'I'd Assume Hero Status Will Be Stamped'
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@OsheaJacksonJr Zack Fox is the realest to do it lmao
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7 years
Saying goodbye to people is so weird, like you hope it's not permanent, but you never know until you know
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Gotchu twin 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿 #bbldrizzybeatgiveaway
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best verse over this gets a free beat just upload your song and hashtag #bbldrizzybeatgiveaway
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7 years
Got a ticket today, apparently you can't have your dog in the carpool lane with you
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@VoughtIntl Splinter will be missed… he had so many moving parts to him, just like a centipede
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@VoughtIntl Maeve’s actress really leaves her heart and soul on the floor
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7 years
Can't trust anyone that doesn't like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain
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8 years
Only 90s kids will remember when there were 2 genders
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4 years
@YG Nipsey looking down smiling right now
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4 months
@LiquidHbox Holy shit man not everything is this deep, you’ve done way too much good for the community to get this scrutinized for somebody coming after you. All is fair in love and trash talk, plus they’ll never see you in bracket anyways so why even give them the time of day
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7 years
I know I can get annoying but I will never get to the point where I make people take videos of me for my own snapchat story
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@trippieredd @1preme4 @kaixan2k Damn bro they struck a nerve, get a grip. You’re Trippie Redd bro you chillin lmao
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@raptalksk You got French Montana’d 🤣🤣🤣
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@photomillzLLC @JahTalksMusic You got porn as your pinned post bro check yourself before you check me. Find God
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@Mike84157775 @WorldWideWob They won 5 championships together bro Kobe and DFish are the only consistency from the early 00s teams
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5 months
@notmarcoplus You think “I’m lightskin but still a dark nigga” really makes Drake better than Kendrick? Drake ain’t even a top 20 lyricist to come from the 2010s
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@chair_penguin @JahTalksMusic Gambino's a damn good writer wym
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@raptalksk Bro Payton Pritchard outscored Tatum in game 2 until the 4th quarter when it was already a blowout cmon. Who’s the last player on a 60+ win team to not rank top 3 in MVP voting
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5 years
This girl at Coachella started yelling at me for being too tall and I was about to start yelling back, but then I remembered that I was her height once. That shit sucked lol
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4 months
@raptalksk Shai and Brunson > Tatum and you could argue 2-3 other players are ahead of him. No other superstar has the luxury to take days off and make the finals
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@raptalksk Put “went viral on LinkedIn” on your resume
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@JozuJoestar You expect a 12 year old to process all that shit at once?
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7 years
Shaun white holdin it down for Carlsbad 🏅🏅🏅
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7 years
When you've graduated and show up to a high school party
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@Mike84157775 @WorldWideWob Do you mean total minutes? It’s still Derek Fisher bro
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5 years
Doin it for the love of the game 😈🤪
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4 years
Trump got endorsed by this same dude
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WHAT IS THIS LMAOO
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@burnergod77 Wym Kendrick wasn’t on drugs like that? He was drinking but nowhere close to where Q was
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10 years
So america frees the Ebola patient, but doesn't free Tomcho or Gucci Mane
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8 years
You never truly realize how much you hate tourists until you hear them pronounce Mexican food wrong
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8 years
Whenever you have a bad day and get down on yourself, just remember that there are people who enter vape competitions
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7 years
And you're the kind of kid who's 20 and goes to high school parties
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2 years
@C9Mang0 I just smashed my TV in front of 30 guests at my house because of Mango. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the week at a hotel. This tournament has ruined my life and my party. I can’t handle this anymore. Goodbye Mango. I am no longer a fan.
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@gothamhiphop If you really look through what he’s produced behind the scenes then you know he’s been in that convo since 2017
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The way @Alchemist be tweeting rn made me realize I’ve never smoked good weed in my life
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2 years
@gothamhiphop Same guy who made Graduation 😭
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10 years
*hits blunt* If 1% milk only has 1% milk, what's the other 99% http://t.co/aDjZjA7Cra
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@WorldWideWob That’s one way to say you’re based in LA
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7 years
Can't wait to go back to Carlsbad and see 200 cars at turnarounds at tonight's sunset
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6 years
I've been struggling with my sexuality for a long time, but today, I am officially coming out as a homiesexual. I've got a lot of love for all my homies, and I can't hide it any more. Thanks to all who support my decision
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@gothamhiphop Butttttt that being said Speaker Knockerz is responsible for melodic rap and you prolly could’ve looked him up before responding to that dude lol. When you’re as big as you are people will look for any chance to tear you down. Again the internet takes itself seriously tho ur good
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5 years
Went to the library yesterday and asked someone where the colored printer was. The dude told me “it’s not the 50s anymore, you can use regular printers like the rest of us”
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4 years
Do yourself a favor and get out of your hometown at some point in your life
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8 years
Some people may have trouble getting their sleep schedule on track but I won't since the hood never sleeps #StayWoke
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7 years
Saw a kid pour milk before cereal in the dining hall today, boutta transfer schools cuz of that
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8 years
How come relatives comment on how tall I've gotten, like no shit, I was 3 years old the last time I saw you dad
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7 years
My little brothers didn't even know I was leaving today lmao gotta love being a middle child
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@gothamhiphop @raptalksk I pride myself as a man of faith
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6 years
I don’t think Alabama’s been this upset since the signing of the civil rights act of 1964
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@OsheaJacksonJr Tis but a flesh wound
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8 years
How bout we just elect Gucci mane for president now that he's free
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7 years
How you supposed to pass high school when you've taken algebra 1 like 4 times
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If Sarem can't swim how is he supposed to lifeguard.... @alex_sarem
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7 years
"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Student athlete: You'll know who's there 😤💯✊🏾when I be makin it BIG😴🔥💯NO days off 🤑✊🏾🗣NO stoppin me👅🍴😤
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4 years
Good morning
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9 years
Alabama just won, looks like everyone in the south is gonna sleep with their sister tonight
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@gothamhiphop There’s an old saying down in Tennessee, probably in Texas and in Tennessee, fool me once, shame on you… fool me, you can’t get fooled again
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7 years
Going back to sleep for even 30 seconds after your alarm shuts off is the ballsiest move you could pull
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7 years
Idk why dentists ask me when was the last time I flossed, you were there for it dawg lol
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6 years
I swear Californians would rather crash their car than let you merge onto the freeway
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8 years
It is never not awkward seeing someone you barely know from school outside of school
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Mom: you better comb ya nappy ass hair before I cut it Me:
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RNP, BNP, and lightskin excellence @cordae @hilevel
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This is all Lil Dicky's fault
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4 years
June 7th officially Call out a Racist Day🤭😂😂
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At the end of the day, high school problems are only temporary. Don't let them get into your head
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6 years
Woke up for my 8 am today, decided I didn't wanna go so I went back to sleep and had a nightmare. Moral of the story, don't sign up for early classes
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@burnergod77 Ok but Q was deadass nodding off during interviews, let’s not pretend like alcohol is anywhere close to as dangerous as lean. You can be suicidal without drinking
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I can't find my dad
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8 years
No matter what the outcome is, we're about to have the biggest headass for a president
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9 years
I see you drink 2% milk. Is that cause you think you're fat? Cause you aren't. You could drink whole if you wanted to
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Whoever says they've never taken a walk of shame has obviously never bowled before
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?amp=1 @LILBTHEBASEDGOD We are truly blessed #TYBG
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2 years
Lil edit from the other night! Opened for @GaTaGED and @lildickytweets at the Venice West, thank y'all for having me! Shot by: @EsantyP
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4 years
JID is easily the horniest rapper out right now
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5 years
Dropping my mixtape One More Reason on all platforms tonight!
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2 years
Almost 6,000 monthly listeners, 100K I’m staring you down. Give it a few months, thank u to everybody who listens to my music and pushes me to go harder 🥰😘
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6 years
I wanna say I’m surprised they snubbed Mac Miller for Cardi b but the Grammys are the same people that snubbed Kendrick for fucking Macklemore so shoutout to history for repeating itself
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7 years
It should be a crime to mow your lawn before 12 pm on a Saturday morning
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8 years
You know it was a good nap when you see tribal markings all over your stomach and legs
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7 years
Long ago, Southern Californians lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked
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6 years
Worth it
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3 years
Final quarter of college here we go!
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6 years
Getting rejected by a thot is like getting denied from community college
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9 years
At this point I'll probably get laid before Kanye's new album comes out
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9 years
Latinas either look like Selena Gomez or your local lunch ladies. There's no in between
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