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@sarahndipity18

5 years

men looooove being called daddy until you ask them to take you into the city to see a marching band

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3 years

two teen girls asked me to take a pic of them & i said sure. then they handed me a disposable camera & then tried to show me how to use it. do not cite the deep magic to me witch. i was there when it was written

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pixar movies 20 years ago: haha talking toys! pixar movies now: how do you identify your life's purpose? what structures your identity & makes you, you? how do you deal with love & loss? what can we do to find joy in life despite the meaninglessness of our existence? how do we

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no one: married girls on insta: being in love is the HARDEST thing ever but so WORTH IT we fight NONSTOP but we love like CRAZY I fucking HATE my husband but that's just part of being in LOVE true love is DIRTY & HARD but so REWARDING I LOVE doing his LAUNDRY & wiping his ASS

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my sister just asked me if I wanted go out with her tonight. she said her friend invited her out ten minutes ago. TEN. MINUTES. NOTICE. TO GO OUT. and she's GOING. on a WEEKNIGHT. A TUESDAY. am i old or is this chaotic energy

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my mom just walked into the house with a bunch of shopping bags & told my dad "you'll never believe what you just got me for Christmas" LMAOOO

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5 years

if you dating a white guy you're single to me. tf Matt gonna do, start a podcast?

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@sarahndipity18

5 years

if a girl says "cum for me," just get up & go home bro, ur dick game so trash she said fuck it just hurry up & finish so I can go get my clothes out the dryer

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my very Catholic mom gave me a bracelet with Saint Anthony on it & told me to "wear it every day" so that I can "get a boyfriend." y'all. Saint Anthony isn't the patron saint of LOVE. he's the patron saint of LOST CAUSES asdfghjkl

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5 years

people say "there are so many fish in the sea" but my fish is in the fish tube -rupi kaur

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11 months

"are you drinking-" "the panera lemonade that kills people? yeah, i am"

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@sarahndipity18

1 year

me singing both parts of promiscuous girl

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@Terror_Alarm

2 years

⚧️🏳️‍⚧️THERE ARE MORE THAN 2 GENDERS.

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4 years

did it work

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10 months

got a kindle for xmas and it's amazing how quickly i am making this my personality trait. i've read 3 books in 2 days. my phone screen time is down 60%. i am so much better than everyone else

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@sarahndipity18

4 years

you can always tell how people voted based on their election day posts because biden voters are like "vote him out!" & "settle for biden!" whereas trump voters are like "we can vote for different people & still be friends" & "it doesn't matter who wins, jesus is still king"

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5 years

one time at a party I spilled some of my drink on myself & I muttered "god I'm so DUMB" & this drunk guy chastised me for calling myself dumb & then made me say 3 nice things about myself because "words are powerful." ...anyways hope he's doing well

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4 years

no one: every man on hinge: I'm overly competitive about: everything. beach or mountains? both. childhood celebrity crush? topanga. i know the best spot for: tacos. looking for someone who: can keep up with my sarcasm. let's debate this topic: parks & rec is better than the offi

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@DiscussingFilm

9 months

Today is Elmo’s birthday! He is 3-and-a-half years old today.

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6 years

omg this year’s Coachella lineup looks amazing

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6 years

Tag yourself challenge!!! I’m sissy!

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8 months

i just know he sleeps soooo peacefully at night

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@PageSix

8 months

‘Bachelor’ fans drag Joey Graziadei for saying city built in 5900 BC has ‘an old-school vibe’

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@sarahndipity18

3 years

after much consideration, i have decided to take this as a compliment. maybe they just thought i was a fellow youth 😌

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Garett Jones

@GarettJones

9 months

Name other scholars beside Oppenheimer who spent their later years running away from their early work

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6 months

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see

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@sarahndipity18

5 years

at a party & I just overheard a drunk girl tell a drunk guy that she has abandonment issues & that she's scared to fall in love because everyone she's loved has left her & she ended her story with "does that make sense?" & he straight up said, "no." I'm going to LOSE IT lmfaoooo

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@sarahndipity18

4 years

girls don't want boyfriends. they want Hallie's pink velvet dress from My Date With The President's Daughter

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10 months

ohhhhh my god u slammed ur laptop shut til 2024? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid

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@sarahndipity18

4 years

anyways soul was v good & yes, i cried 🥲

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@sarahndipity18

5 years

he looks like Spongebob when he got the suds

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5 years

every time a Matt quote-tweets this saying he feels attacked an angel gets its wings

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@sarahndipity18

3 years

half a million likes and no bf. really makes u think

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@sarahndipity18

5 years

@dixon_lathan there is always time for anxiety

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@sarahndipity18

5 years

my therapist: the Nickelback line dance can't hurt you, it's not real the Nickelback line dance:

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@sarahndipity18

5 months

which way, western woman

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@sarahndipity18

6 years

straight line: ___________________________________ dashed line: ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ white girls’ “year in review” insta stories: .......................................................

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@sarahndipity18

5 years

did y'all know that iphone groupchat names have no character limit

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5 years

can y'all stop tagging hailey bieber lmaoooo leave her alone

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@sarahndipity18

4 years

my favorite dumb white people thing that's ever happened is white women appropriating "namaste" so they could make "namaste in bed" shirts on etsy which evolved into white MOMS making "MAMAste in bed" shirts not realizing that "mamaste" means "you sucked dick" in spanish

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@sarahndipity18

5 years

La Croix walked so that White Claw could run

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@pissboymcgee ur grandpa later

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@ianiskool when you wanna make love but she just tryna fuck 😔🤙🏻

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@sarahndipity18

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@sophia_reed_ right like 😭 i feel like before we know it girlies are gonna start bringing digital cameras everywhere again

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5 years

@_rebexxa_ I'm too old for that LOL the only experience I want to have is being in bed by 10:30

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5 years

dudes be 5'6" talking bout "who want me" bro Santa's Workshop 😩

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5 years

I rly have the audacity to have low self-esteem when Lizzo exists

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5 years

the venn diagram of people who think “the government shouldn’t tell people what to do with their guns” & “the government should totally tell women what to do with their bodies” is a circle

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I love when people like my cum tweets & then immediately follow me right afterwards... gather round u little horndogs

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@sarahndipity18

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"nO tHaT's SaInT jUdE" ok, yes, but saint anthony is the saint of lost ~things~ & technically a cause counts as a thing. he's also someone you pray to to find love. in addition to being single & a bad catholic I am also very Dumb the point is my mom wants grandkids so who want me

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2 years

just completed a task that i had been putting off for 3 weeks! it only took 4 minutes! i'm doing my best!

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Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the family photograph we shared yesterday caused. I hope everyone celebrating had a very happy Mother’s Day. C

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@alexgmurd no right like!!! don't super like me i need a SLOW. BURN

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@TomiLahren @realDonaldTrump i wouldn't buy lotto tickets if i were you, tammy

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I just asked my coworker what she was doing for her birthday tonight & she excitedly said "my boyfriend is taking me to dinner & then I'm getting some birthday DICK"

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i think about this line from theater camp every day

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drop your contenders for best line deliveries of 2023

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was she actually an antagonist, or was she simply an anti-capitalist icon who was villainized for wanting to marry rich & spend the rest of her days lounging by the pool sipping mixed drinks in napa valley instead of working a soul-sucking 9-5??

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2 years

friendship after 25

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@chrissyteigen damn even peanut butter can get laid & I can't

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4 years

do you get suspicious when straight men are nice to you for no apparent reason because your experiences have conditioned you to believe they have to have some kind of ulterior motive or are you normal

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4 years

when the covid shutdowns first started i was thinking about my sister who had to quarantine on her birthday like "damn. that sucks for her. i'm so lucky mine isn't for a few months" anyways my birthday is next week

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no i am not saying toy story is simple; i'm saying that toy story deals with these themes while also telling a story that works for children whereas soul was like, "no ♥️ this one is simply for the grown-ups" also this was a joke, pls relax

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5 years

cancelling plans is ok. starting a band with your best girl friends is ok. sleeping with 3 men within the span of a month is ok. getting knocked up, not telling any of the men, & moving to Greece with your bastard daughter to run a hotel is ok. do what you need to do to cope xxx

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Not to be rude but no, I’m not paying $25 for a cheap t-shirt with “Psalm whatever” on the back to fund your $3K vacation thinly disguised as “mission work” so you can build wells incorrectly & exploit poor people who you’ll never see again for a new profile picture, sorry :/

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if you don't love me at my Mia Thermopolis you don't deserve me at my Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi

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5 years

here's mine 😌

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third base is when he asks you for advice on how to ask out his crush

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if you learned what an aglet is by watching the suite life of zach and cody, you're a millennial. if you learned what an aglet is by watching phineas and ferb, you're gen z. i will not be taking questions at this time

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no one: the men I date:

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1 year

this one had old people twitter going crazy

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what is y’all most liked tweet?

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for everyone asking, my sister is a Taurus @jwackie33 ♉️

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my cousin & this guy went viral on tumblr in 2015 & this year they met up at pride.... this is the most ambitious CROSSover event in history

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5 years

the idea of handwriting is interesting bc we all learned how to write by tracing the same templates of the same alphabet yet we all grew up to have our own unique styles- like what impacts people's handwriting? how do some people grow up to have neat handwriting & others.. don't?

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I never thought I would say this, but suddenly Krystal’s bowling date tantrum about not being able to trust Arie because he’s quick to change his mind seems... valid? #AfterTheFinalRose

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@eerrriiicaa that's ... bold of him

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i don't know, ask her

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How has serving impacted you?

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male privilege is not having to deal with girls you haven’t spoken to since high school sliding into your DMs to try to recruit you for a pyramid scheme

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sup girlslut

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all the letters have been identified!!! drop your guesses 😉

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coronavirus got everybody feeling anxious, stockpiling food, & considering cancelling plans & staying home for a few weeks instead,,, my culture is not a costume

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@JackWilliamRtF SAME and that's just hanging out. if we're going out I need 2-3 business days to mentally prepare

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5 years

cultural impact: █ 　　 █　 █　 █　＿ this scene literally from anything Riverdale else

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2 years

happy nicki minaj's cousin's friend's swollen testicles day for all those who celebrate

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5 years

damn The Simpsons rly predicted everything

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5 years

just went full basic bitch & balled out at the bath & body works three wick candle sale & it didn't give me a single drop of serotonin,,, might fuck around & light them all up & pour the hot wax all over myself just to feel something

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@ginadivittorio this is the female equivalent of Matt Damon always needing to be found & rescued in his movies

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I’m single bc the number one quality I look for in a man is whether or not he can make me laugh & let’s be real..... straight men aren’t funny

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I don't understand people who can just drive off right after a social event. I need at least 5 minutes in my car to decompress, answer some texts, adjust the AC, go over all the embarrassing things I said until I work myself into a panic, put some music on, etc

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5 years

my last boyfriend was constantly interrupting me instead of listening to what I had to say. my current boyfriend NEVER interrupts me mainly because he doesn't exist. ladies. know your worth.

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no one: 8 year old me: c̷̢̻͐̀̎͛͌̋͋́̀ḫ̷̨̛͍͍̝̪̤͒͋̓̆̕͝é̷̛͚͈̖̒̚͝w̶̦͆͌́̔͌͝ ̶̮͗ĩ̶̧̛̮̜͔͖̦̆̋̒̀͝͝t̴̞̟͎͇͊̐́̊͋͜

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mentally i am here

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@morgstrickland I ran outta characters 😭

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2 years

alan jackson really said "way down yonder on the chattahoochee it gets hotter than a hoochie coochie" and we just... let him

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4 years

capital vs capitol be kickin yalls asses

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7 years

Just overheard my sister whispering to our dog “how was your day being a dog? Did you have a good time? What’s on your mind?” 💀

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@badgirIkiki they always gotta use the full government name

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4 years

y'all couldn't have bullied the kardashians off twitter instead of chrissy teigan

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the year is 2006. you adjust your cami so the lace peeks out from under your henley tee. you're sure this is the outfit that will make Joe Jonas fall in love with you at the Jonas Brothers concert tonight. you kiss the tiger beat poster on your wall for good luck. life is good.

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hey. what the fuck did i just drive past

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5 years

so when kids sit in an old man's lap & ask for gifts they're "cute" & "innocent" but when I do it I'm "a gold-digging whore" & "ruining the family name"

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@bocxtop tried to read this tweet but couldn't concentrate bc my smoke detector keeps going off

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girls are so kind & smart & beautiful & I was somehow cursed with an attraction to the gender that thinks punching drywall is a personality trait, what a scam

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spent $1400 on car repairs this weekend

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annual bonus just hit my account

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