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@sarahhanem
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4 years
hold tf on...
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@sarahhanem
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5 years
Men in the parking lot after the club let out
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
Never forget.
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
Can we just agree that ALL the breads getting ATE??????
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
“Y’all never worked retail before??” First of all, I used to fold panties 😂 not all retail jobs are created equal. Secondly, this is not lazy. Lazy is leaving your clothes in the basket. Thirdly, if y’all such folding pros, lemme see your closets and drawers right now!
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@sarahhanem
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6 years
Can I start a new challenge? Every time your friends invite you out & you say NO, deposit $60 into your savings. You just saved money on gas, drinks, outfits, food, whatever we spend money on when we go out.
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@sarahhanem
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5 years
🌹
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@sarahhanem
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1 year
@Abstrvct when I ordered a $20 brisket melt sandwich and it came in a dennys bag < I almost lost my mind.
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@sarahhanem
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5 years
Day 10 of the quarantine: I made eggplant bacon. It was VERY GOOD. I’m fucking impressed 😭
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@sarahhanem
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6 years
After I scrub my booty with the Dr. Bronners Pure Castile Peppermint soap.
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@sarahhanem
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9 years
I'm not sure why, but my eyes started watering.. #IStandWithAhmed http://t.co/leIwh2HyRj
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@sarahhanem
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7 years
240 lbs of beauty 💪🏼
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@sarahhanem
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7 years
Hi guys. If you travel a lot, make sure to register for a program called: S.T.E.P. - Smart Traveler Enrollment Program. It is a free service to allow US Citizens who are traveling and/or living abroad to enroll their trip with the nearest Embassy or Consulate +
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@sarahhanem
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8 years
Hello.
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@sarahhanem
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5 years
All these months we’ve been laughing and joking with this gif and now seeing it today, I’m crying. This is so sad.
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
First of all, I have a crush on all thick women.
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
If health is wealth, then put your money where your mouth is 🤑 Our food haul from the farmers market yesterday 😍 #tapIN
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
I made alkaline vegan birria..... No meat or dairy in this dish 👀
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@sarahhanem
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5 years
Let’s not forget how men act inside of the club after they buy you ONE drink.
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@sarahhanem
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1 year
@nubianlocz Many corporations have salary bands. The job offer will say something like $100K - 150K, so I can assume some are getting hired at the lowest band, while others get the higher band. And because it’s frowned upon to discuss your salary with other peers, most people won’t know smh.
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
Incase you forgot, I took care of my body over the last 10 years. Not to lose weight, but to FEEL better. Slow, but steady. Ate healthy, but I never was extreme. I tried different lifestyles & this one stuck. Eat healthier & move around sometimes. That’s all God asks for lol
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@sarahhanem
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2 years
@msixelaa_ They gonna have a puddle of sweat coming out of every crevice when summer hit.
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@sarahhanem
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5 years
Ok, I typed out my recipe. Easy on the broil & don’t forget to check on it.
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@sarahhanem
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7 years
Interesting.
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
Finding old pictures of myself is really mind blowing. WTF 😭 2013 vs 2020
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@sarahhanem
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5 years
@MeANDmegFox The yell + commentary 😭😭
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@sarahhanem
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7 months
I’m the one 🖤
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@sarahhanem
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2 years
I’m 35 today :)
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@sarahhanem
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5 years
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
@platini954 He kicked the shit out of him & said “haha jk” 😂😂😂
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@sarahhanem
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2 years
@lovethediosa I expect people to meet me where I’m at, as opposed to just walking away. But also, if I’m too good for you, why are you here in the first place? People want to continue to have access to you without doing the work to stay in your space & energy. It’s accountability-cop out 😂
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
Don’t take it personal.
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@sarahhanem
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5 years
roses are red & violets are blue...
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
Give me all the chickenheads from Pasadena to Medina 👱🏽🖤
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@sarahhanem
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9 years
When your man says "stop acting childish"
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@sarahhanem
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5 years
You don’t have to watch sports or be a Kobe fan to appreciate this mans work ethic and LOVE for the game. He had a 20 year legacy. He showed us success, but he also showed us how to put in work. Hard not to be a fan. RIP #MAMBA 🏀
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@sarahhanem
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10 months
This is an interesting clip. He was spot on, and the women on the podcast did just that. Homegirl with the braid couldn’t wait. Wasn’t listening to him at all lol
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
Ok, one more video cuz I’m proud. alkaline vegan “steak” lo mein — using marinated portobello mushrooms 😋 cc @plantbasedvibes
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@sarahhanem
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6 years
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
Pomegranates are in season. Take advantage of greatness🔥🙏🏽
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@sarahhanem
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3 years
for perspective… this is a king trumpet mushroom omg 😂
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@sarahhanem
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6 years
Maybe you should bounce on some dick and lemme know how your knees feel.
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@sarahhanem
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7 years
Do you go to a museum & steal artifacts because you paid to go? No. You observe & appreciate. That's it.
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@sarahhanem
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8 years
#TallGirlTwitter 🙏🏼❤️
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
sunday vibes 📍
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
I had some epic costumes over the years.
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
When you put on workout clothes but don’t work out >
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@sarahhanem
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9 years
THIS IS HOW IT STARTED 😭😭😭😭
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@sarahhanem
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6 years
your body is a work of art baby. don’t fuck with me, I’ll break your heart baby 💔
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@sarahhanem
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2 years
A preview of tonight’s dinner: Lion’s Mane fajitas. How beautiful is that?!
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@sarahhanem
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@pYSLrada 10/10 fashion expression
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@sarahhanem
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2 years
To me, many of us are revolutionary. We transitioned mindsets. We demanded what we deserved. We made mental health a priority. We challenged antiquated belief systems. It’s a misunderstanding to generation above us & awkwardness to the generation under us, but we were the shift.
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lmao i love millenials. they honestly got caught in the awkward spot of society. they tried to follow Gen X but it didn’t really work. and they’re not fully as free as Gen Z so they’re like somewhat put together but not fully. like idk what happened to them but they tried
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@sarahhanem
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3 years
good & plenty ❤️‍🔥
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@sarahhanem
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5 years
@Melly2times Sounds like a hard worker to me.
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
A year apart — I don’t see a huge difference, but I feel better.
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@sarahhanem
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10 years
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
up close & personal 🌝
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
hello baby 👁👁
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@sarahhanem
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7 years
Here’s the problem: If a man tells you “I’m not lookin for anything serious” but you want something serious & you insist on continuing to “date” him, that’s on you. No one else.
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@sarahhanem
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7 months
♠️
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
this shit too easy
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@sarahhanem
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1 year
got damn baby, my minds blown 💋
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@sarahhanem
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8 years
Last night >
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
Then why you messaging them?
@ToneSantos314
Perez Santiago
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Some of y’all ain’t cute enough to be ignoring DM’s
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@sarahhanem
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2 months
yeah it’s like that ❤️‍🔥
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@sarahhanem
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3 years
Happy 1 Year Anniversary to being an entrepreneur. To taking a risk. To standing in my own victory. To never subscribing to anyones timeline but my own. Cheers 🥂
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
pool day 😛
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@sarahhanem
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9 years
Throwback costume from last Halloween. Beyoncé - Why Don't You Love Me? 💘
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@sarahhanem
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3 years
Okay. Okay. Okay. Shredded BBQ Enoki mushrooms Alkaline BBQ sauce Alkaline kale slaw with air fired burro bananas 👀
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3 years
I think I’m going to make some plantbased bbq sliders tonight 😏
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@sarahhanem
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2 years
You hit 30+ and everything is “I’m at the point in my life” 😂😂😂
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
@Getthebagcoach When my mom asks me how much it was.
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
I had some mimosas today 😌
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@sarahhanem
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6 years
When men ask why I’m single
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
your favorite rich auntie 😎
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6 years
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@sarahhanem
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7 months
you from the valley.. Topanga Canyon?
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@sarahhanem
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5 years
Once you say hello to her, it’s over.
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
Maintaining the 💰 Maintaining Me 💎
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@sarahhanem
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5 years
Beginning End of the decade of the decade
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@sarahhanem
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6 years
The difference between Walmart and Target.
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@sarahhanem
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5 years
My chest. 😩🥵🥵🥵
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@sarahhanem
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5 years
hi 🖤
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@sarahhanem
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6 years
The cockblockers are GONE! No more braces. I legitimately haven’t smiled in 4 years !! 🙏🏼🙏🏼
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
To my baba, may you finally rest in peace 🙏🏽 May Allah accept your good deeds in this life & grant you entry into paradise. Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un: Verily we belong to Allah, and verily to Him do we return. I love you & I miss you, Dad. Until I see you again, BBTC 💔
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
Farmers market finds from Sunday. Me & @EatingRipe are cooking up something fire this week. Stay tuned 😎
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@sarahhanem
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4 years
maybe: toxic
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