Just watched a very insecure Oprah Winfrey, who at one point I knew very well, interview a panel of people on 60 Minutes. The questions were biased and slanted, the facts incorrect. Hope Oprah runs so she can be exposed and defeated just like all of the others!
President Trump believes in a free press and expects and welcomes tough questions of him and his Administration. We will, however, never tolerate a reporter placing his hands on a young woman just trying to do her job as a White House intern...
Next time I hear some asshole calling women over 40 “old” I will tape them to a fucking chair & make them watch that half time performance while I scream “WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU EVER DONE DUDE”
#JLo
#Shakira
#BadAss
Change is strange but exciting and I’m so happy for my boo thang.
So- Hello
#BillsMafia
. Talk to me about your stadium. Things like, WHERE IS THE WINE STAND. 🙋🏼♀️
Actresses Lori Loughlin and Felicity Huffman are among dozens of parents, coaches and college prep executives charged in college admissions cheating scheme
He’s going to be totally fine- thank you all for the nice thoughts - Luckily he gets his skin checked yearly and after they remove the spot he will be all good, it is contained to that spot.
Just - Use it as a reminder to get your yearly scans!
Michael Wolff is a total loser who made up stories in order to sell this really boring and untruthful book. He used Sloppy Steve Bannon, who cried when he got fired and begged for his job. Now Sloppy Steve has been dumped like a dog by almost everyone. Too bad!
There's been more focus on what to do about players peacefully protesting on a knee than there has been about guns ending up in the wrong hands. And here we are.
Thank you for all your kind words re: my post about Jon’s Instagram. So many true Seahawk fans and also just good people. I know there are way worse problems than internet trolls 😂 but sometimes it gets under my skin. Ya’ll made me remember a couple voices aren’t worth it ❤️
A lot of talented and deserving people get cut on days like today. More things play into than talent. So if you think you’re being funny or cute when you shit or laugh at someone for it, lemme know when you lose a job you worked your ass off for.
Popular punter Jon Ryan, who spends his days working with the minor league baseball teams he owns, is returning to Seattle to sign a deal to retire with the Seahawks.
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@bcondotta
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My husband’s alarm just went off.
Me: why do you have an alarm set? It’s Sunday. And also - quarantine.
@JonRyan9
: time to get the beer out of the freezer
Slow clap.
Question: since
@JonRyan9
can’t eat beef in Mexico due to possible steroids in it (SERIOUSLY), as a good wife should I :
A) order a hamburger and eat it right in front of him
B) order 2 hamburgers and eat them both right in front of him
Having the exact same amount of burgers and buns, then ending with no burgers & a bunch of leftover buns is the most LA thing about yesterday’s bbq 😂
#NoBunPlease
Kanye needs help. This isn’t a laughing matter - and neither is thinking it’s funny or cute to vote for him, encouraging that, or laughing at him while he has this breakdown. I hope he gets the help he clearly needs.
I shared my purell wipes with two young girls next to me on the plane and told them “don’t forget the tv, people put their feet on those”
They said “ew” and wiped furiously and now I think i am a parent
My mom just got her vaccine as my stepdad gets it later today.
Mom works at a funeral home so she’s been working and seeing people this whole time. I can’t tell you the relief I feel right now. 🥂
His hand is up. She moves underneath it to grab his mic as his arm comes back down. You’re a lying, bad person. We have seen the full video. History will judge you. Not sure how you sleep at night.
#StandWithAcosta
Exclusive video: Woman caught on camera allegedly dumping puppies into Coachella dumpster in 90-degree weather arrested on animal abuse charges.
@TonyNBCLA
reports:
HEY ASSHOLES:
When ppl w/ large followings do something charitable & we hear about it, stop asking “why couldn’t it be done quietly?”
MAYBE, just MAYBE - they believe sharing it will inspire others to help. Stop being dicks. 👋
This is my semi-annual reminder that "Would've,"Should've," etc are contractions for "would have," "should have," etc. IF YOU THINK IT'S "SHOULD OF" OR "WOULD OF" YOU SHOULD BE ARRESTED. THANKS.
Last night I had to take a picture of the back of a bottle of so that I could zoom in on it to be able to read the instructions. This is where it all ends
For those of you who roll your eyes at those of us who wipe everything down on the airplane - the lady next to me went to the bathroom in her socks, then came back, took her socks off and put them on the tray table. I’m gonna keep wiping that down thanks.
Closing all restaurants, bars, etc.
I get it. We have to do what we have to do to keep people safe. I hope it works.
But none of the discussion I’m hearing is about how the fuck all the people that work there are supposed to get by. Anyone hearing any sort of plan? 💔
Since In N Out is trending I’m gonna say this and I’m gonna say it loud:
I don’t like In N Out. Their fries suck and the burger is mediocre and COME AT ME (please don’t I’m scared)
My biggest challenge of getting married, after living solo for many years, is trying to take a deep breath and remember that the food in the fridge is for both of us.
Hiiiii. “a part” and “apart” are not the same thing. I’ll file this under the same thing as you monsters who think the ‘ve in could’ve, would’ve, etc is “of.”
NOW GET OFF MY LAWN.
Yes. I. Am. Nervous. Today. But I’m gonna root and cheer my face off cause it ain’t over until it’s over, and these guys never give up. Who is with me?!
#GoHawks
@JonRyan9
throws a touchdown pass on a fake field goal attempt during the second half of the Seahawks' 28-22 overtime win over the Green Bay Packers in the NFC Championship game. 4 years ago today and still one of my favorite games!!
@Seahawks
@sarahcolonna