#FreePalestine
, I say!!!!!!!!
#CeasefireNOW
, you zionist nooksuckers!! Speak out a8out the horri8le crimes Israel is committing in Gaza!!!!!!!! Don’t let them get away with this!!
Hello… “evilparodystuck”… I found this account in the dumpster and decided to finally do something with my pathetic life for once… H8 me… Love me… It doesn’t matter…
Hello to you all!!!!!!!! I have fully opened my 8ar across from the local coffee shop!!!!!!! It doesn't matter which coffee shop, it'll 8e there!!!!!!!!
Don't question it.
Hey people! If any of you sick fucks kill me somehovv, I have one last trick that vvill trigger upon my passing. It's still asleep, 8ut once I die, it's over for all of you.
Except for a select fevv, you vvill 8e spared!
@execratedMelody
@StraightElwurd
@ElwurdLesbian
I have an invention for this specific pro8lem….
8EHOLD!!!
THE FXGGOT-INATOR!!! With this inator, I can turn every troll into a fxg. What will I do with it?
ILL TURN THE ENTIRE TRI-ST8-ALTERNIA INTO FXGGOTS!!!!
You know what......... Why am I even "depressed"???????? I should just let this go already, it happened SWEEPS AGO and I've met so many nice people!!!!!!!!
Good8ye depression, hello hot women that care for me!!!!!!!!
[You stand- you- you mov- you- ......]
[Your name is VRISKA SERKET and you are quite literally ALL OVER THE PLACE RIGHT NOVV. VVe can't even move past the 1st panel because of this - hold still, god dammit!]
I am drinking a cup of milk right now… Don’t ask where it came from.
Hm? How am I drinking milk while cuddling with a girl that’s not my m8sprit?
….UMMM…
....What now? My client player was killed 8efore she even entered and I haven't even found a server yet. If anyone wants to 8e my server player, reply here.
I need to 8eat the game, for her. I caused this, it's my fault she was culled. I need to do this.
I’ve 8een inactive for a 8it, sorry a8out that people! I’ve just 8een fucking around and kind of forgot I’ve got an account to run!
I do encourage my friends to reach out since I haven’t spoken to them in so long! May8e even a hangout of sorts?!!
CHAT HELP I ACTIV8ED MY DOOMSDAY DEVICE BY ACCIDENT AND I CAN’T TURN IT OFF!!! WHY DIDN’T I SET UP SOME BACKUP BUTTON??? AT THIS R8, SOMEONE HAS TO GO 8ACK IN TIME TO STOP ME!!
@ChahuTTmaenad
......................................
ARE YOU-
Are you fucking kidding me???????? Ugh, vvhatever, I'll just find him in the 8u88les somevvhere.
Chahut, vvhy did you kill Tavros????????
If none of you can construct your ovvn machinery for your duties due to your lack of EVIL intelligence, come to me and I'll make it for you!
...VVith a price, of course. I don't offer splinters of my genius to fools for free (This is a complete lie), I'd go 8roke!
At Serket Sips 8ar, everyone in paradox space is welcome!!!!!!! Just no killing AT ALL. This is not a 8attlefield, it's a place for everyone to relax and wind down a little!!!!!!!!
// the bar is omnipresent around coffee shops and has methods of teleportation. it's open 24/7!
Hello to you all!!!!!!!! I have fully opened my 8ar across from the local coffee shop!!!!!!! It doesn't matter which coffee shop, it'll 8e there!!!!!!!!
Don't question it.
@ElwurdLesbian
@StraightElwurd
// “connection terminated. im sorry for interrupting you, eLwurd. if you even remember that name. but im afraid youve been misinformed.”
If you're ever vvondering vvhere your vvall-mounted microvvave is - a les8ian took it. VVe're knovvn to steal microvvaves vvith impecca8le stealth - you'll never catch us.