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Santa Claus

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2 years

it's me, hi, I am Santa it's me 👋

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Santa Claus

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11 years

For the last time I am not kidnapping a member of a boy band for you

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. @NiallOfficial Please explain to your fans that I cannot put you in a bag and place them under a tree

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Should I replace some of my reindeer with @ashton5sos , @luke5sos , and @calum5sos ? Not sure if @michael5sos is magic enough to fly...?

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. @taylorswift13 I'm not sure what to bring you this year. You left a 'Blank Space' on your list.

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Did you know my sleigh is fireproof and can only fly in one direction through the clouds as the night changes?

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Instead of coming down your chimney this year, I'm COMING IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL http://t.co/Plz58wRZ7Z

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Fave for @onedirection Retweet for @5SOS Follow for @devhynes Unfollow for @CoryBooker Shower for @neiltyson Bathe for @RichardDawkins

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10 years

oh ho ho, silly me! Of course @michael5sos can fly. He should guide my sleigh.

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10 years

If you want Zayn Malik under your tree on the 25th just know the wait list is currently at 7.124 billion people. Good luck.

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11 years

Ok. Just talked to @Harry_Styles . He will let me deliver him to one lucky fan by Christmas morning. RT and it could be you! HARRY CHRISTMAS!

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JK LOL LOOK HOW CUTE. SUCH HANDSOME. #HoHoHo http://t.co/CKlb9Ds9FH

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11 years

Just passed by all 5 members of @onedirection and they're all having a good time with their significant others and not being kidnapped!

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11 years

NEXT STOP USA! GO TO BED EAST COAST.

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5 years

I just took a DNA test turns out I'm 100℅ St. Nick 🎅

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11 years

They just spotted me! Niall said, 'Santa! Take me with you! I want to be cloned for all the little girls!'. Then i said, 'Niall, LOL!'

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12 years

BTW, I'm wearing a new hat this year. http://t.co/G34rz30r

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11 years

So far most children in developing nations have never heard of One Direction. They keep asking for a boy band called "world peace".

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11 years

Niall and Louis are running off screaming, "I'M TOO YOUNG AND HOT TO DIE BY #SHARKNADO !". Oh the humanity!

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11 years

In a recent AP poll, 87% of those asking for members of One Direction actually believe I can successfully kidnap, clone, and deliver

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OH MY GOD. Out of no where, #SHARKNADO is attacking @onedirection ! Harry's hair is gone! OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HIS HAIR IS GONE.

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Zayn is gone. Harry is the only one left standing. He whispers, ever so gently, "...best night ever". HE'S CHARGING THE #SHARKNADO !

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11 years

Niall is so not cute

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11 years

@Harry_Styles Have you read what your fans are saying to me? Love is definitely not around.

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12 years

Hey @justinbieber , several people want you under their tree on Christmas morning. What's your schedule like on the 25th? Let's do this.

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11 years

Oh no! Zayn is trying to fight #SHARKNADO with a chainsaw, but it's too late! Liam has been taken by the nado!

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10 years

1D and 5SOS requests are through the roof this year. i wonder if Nick Jonas is #jealous . hehe. #deleting

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10 years

Told this little girl I'm not a Larry Shipper. http://t.co/sPeLQIi7xY

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11 years

Harry looks up to Nathan from @thewanted and, with a faint and fragile breath blurts out, "I'm glad you came...I'm glad you came"

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6 years

thank u, next

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9 years

Currently dabbin' across the Atlantic Ocean

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10 years

Decided who would get Harry this year. http://t.co/iPw2D67guA

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@TAH0RAN yes I am 1d af

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12 years

On my way home to watch @mrsclaus open her present from me. Hope she likes it! Definitely no return policy. http://t.co/T1wDwy43

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11 years

Just as Harry is about to clash with the apocalypse that is #SHARKNADO , all 5 members of @thewanted appear!

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12 years

I wanted Justin Bieber and One Direction under my tree too. BUT DID ANYONE ASK ME? NOOooO. No No No!

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11 years

...OK I'M OFF TO IRELAND! HO HO HO!

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11 years

Jonas Brothers > One Direction (at least they play their own instruments)

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4 years

Remember kids, I know when you’re awake.

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10 years

Hope you're happy you blood thirsty babies http://t.co/CaezN0tb5J

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7 years

I said this in 2013 and I'll say it again...

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11 years

For the last time I am not kidnapping a member of a boy band for you

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10 years

#wcw http://t.co/EK2dyocTEE

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10 years

BREAKING: I just confirmed with his agent... but I'll be able to deliver one boy band member this Christmas. Will reveal who later tonight.

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11 years

Italy is pretty cool. The kids left me some tiramisu.

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Santa Claus

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9 years

@Panthers that is correct.

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11 years

Watch me start a war in 5..4..3...2..

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10 years

Passing by North Korea soon! I hope Lil Kim likes what I'm dropping off!! http://t.co/YbY9yAAbTV

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There are a million parents on this planet that just accept that a stranger snuck into their house to drop off gifts. No questions asked.

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@lovemyJONAS4 @nickjonas No you take One Direction or you get nothing

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9 years

. @realDonaldTrump from one fat and senile man who was born into his riches and is wholly mediocre at his job to another... Shut Up.

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11 years

#SHARKNADO , devastated by the full force of hot young men who sing and dance from the UK, retreats to the fiery chasm from whence it came..

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11 years

Just saw this thing guarding a tree in Baltimore...???? ???? !!!? http://t.co/juU1gIq99q

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Santa Claus

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10 years

I only listen to One Direction because I can't even.

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Santa Claus

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8 years

Can confirm.

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10 years

PSA: Your to-do list: Put out the fire. 2% milk. Chocolate chip. One direction playing lightly as I enter the house.

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10 years

@ConnorFranta Get me to 2 million and I'll think about it....Ho ho ho etc etc.

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10 years

@Ashton5SOS you should have left this to the professionals.

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10 years

People always told me I was good looking lad, that I'd stay forever young. Then I realized I was living vicariously. http://t.co/0iJv9IWysL

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11 years

LOOK UPON YOUR MIGHTY WORKS AND DESPAIR! YOU DID THIS!!! http://t.co/h59ibPnJ7H

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10 years

Fave and retweet bait. #ShamelessSanta http://t.co/0UJjILABIC

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6 years

@tuyoki Dear temmie, Sadly we ran out of vocal chords this year but I am sure you will reach your goal! Kind regards, Santa 🎅

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10 years

@5sosfttr5 @Michael5SOS awwww ☺️

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10 years

December 26 is when I go back to my normal job as a Lyft driver.

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11 years

The amount of times I've had to use the obliviate spell on sleepless parents: 38527 Being friends with Hermione Granger: Priceless

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11 years

@NiallOfficial what do you want for Christmas?

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. @Harry_Styles http://t.co/u2u1wmhSei

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11 years

@NlALLH @NiallOfficial On what planet do you think that talking like that will get you anything in life?

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4 years

Merry Christmas New York!

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11 years

"Honey, if you want to get to 70k, just make a cheap mention of those One Direction boys. Simple." - @mrsclaus

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10 years

OMG “ @nbcsnl : 'Night Changes' earlier in the night. #1DonSNL #SNL http://t.co/msNCBa1htl”

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Last name Claus. First name Santa. My all time fav drink is Fanta. Started off in Paraguay, but thanks to reindeer, I'm off to the US OF A.

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10 years

Next year we're adding 'thirsty' as a new category for the naughty and nice list.

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@lovemyJONAS4 @nickjonas No. I can get you One Direction though. But keep it a secret. Can't let this get out to the world..

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10 years

all the fake mall santas be like "my name is jeff"

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9 years

Rudolph's nose went out. Currently using the flash on my phone. 🙏

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10 years

some ppl like 1D. others like JBiebs. i personally like Jaden Smith. that's that!

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4 years

I just took a DNA, turns out: ❄️ 🎄 🎁🎅 　 ⛄️ 　🌨✨ 🎉 🍪 🥛　　❄️ 🥶　　🧣 🛷 🧦 ❄️🎁 　 🍪 　❤️🎄 ❄️　 ✨ 🥶　　🥛 📖　　 ⛄️ 🧦　 🛷 　🎁🎄 🎅🎉 🥳 ❄️

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Santa Claus

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11 years

I have out MacBook Airs, Gold iPhone 5s, and flat screens and this is the thanks I get

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10 years

When hung, the ornament burst into flames-burning down your tree to replicate the fiery sensation of your dead soul. http://t.co/PpUDjojF27

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10 years

There's a recall on all Harry Styles gifts: Harry Potter style costumes were delivered instead of @Harry_Styles woops http://t.co/bDGK1VOD0W

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10 years

“ @mlugpnouis : Dear santa... @santa http://t.co/jKn6ncB3wv” who else has this on their list? @HeadElf designed them.

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9 years

I've got Zayn on the brain and I'm tryin' 2 contain the pain. #SadSanta

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7 years

The workshop is buzzing with last-minute activity by the elves. The reindeers are getting lots of rest. Mrs Claus is baking delicious cookies. I think Christmas must almost be here ....

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10 years

post your camera roll http://t.co/EjTZ1yvxJu

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10 years

rudolph's nose on fleek

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10 years

Canada, leave me poutine or suffer the furious wrath of a thousand elves

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4 years

@GrittyNHL Thank you @GrittyNHL - loved the Gritty Claus video. Thanks for the milk and cookies - I’d never had Cheez Whiz chocolate chip cookies before. Go Flyers!

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11 years

"Did you leave these gifts?" asked the mother. "No. Not me. Was it you?" replied the father. Then they never spoke of it again.

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10 years

One thing they don’t know about us is that one way or another, my reindeer move only in one direction while I suffer a heart attack.

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10 years

Shut up http://t.co/1vvUqyjkjc

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11 years

Oh no I've been arrested for trespassing

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7 years

#tbt

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10 years

Walgreens really needs to stop selling cigarettes if it wants to keep its spot at the corner of happy and healthy.

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10 years

You say that One Direction is playing a live and unplugged show at my workshop. I say it’s a trap.

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10 years

I walk this lonely road The only one that I have ever known #Moscow http://t.co/JcKaYwNwg1

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7 years

Flying over Chicago, sure is windy! Glad I've got my @reindeer !

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Santa Claus

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9 years

just left Oscar Isaac's house 😍

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10 years

Whoever dropped a Niall Horan action figure while sitting my lap can pick it up at the lost-and-found at the Southdale mall in Edina.

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10 years

Heading to Black Friday lol http://t.co/U5i1UP51MT

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5 years

Update: I've gotten my 23453 cup of coffee and loving Africa. Almost ready to cross the Atlantic to make my way to the America's! Need to stock up on chapati before I leave though...

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