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samu

@samuelzhr

5 years

Me, walking thru the crowd at a festival:

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@Suthefirst

5 years

I told my students to write "excuse me"

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7 years

Ask my ex lol

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5 years

Can we talk anout the format the answers are written in. How did I never think of writing them like that. Genius

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8 years

when ur kissing someone and u feel them smile!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

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5 years

I have no titties hi

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5 years

Whoever stole all the mangos from my grandmas tree after she was looking forward to picking them for a whole fucking year I will find you and I will beat your ass

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5 years

u ever miss someone’s mom but not them lmao

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5 years

Out here with no tiddies living my best life

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6 years

Hi guys I’m 6 months on T wassup

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5 years

Didn’t pay $10,000 for new nipples to not show them off

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6 years

If anyone wants my uterus HMU bidding starts at 30k

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6 years

Mom of 5 donates uterus to another woman to experience pregnancy:

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5 years

Yeah we’re THAT family w the photo shoot but at least we cute haha

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@samuelzhr

6 years

u already know they all have hooked up w eachother I love lesbian drama I want the tea

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7 years

sometimes getting ur heart fuckin destroyed is a good thing cuz once ur over it you’ve learned so much from your mistake and know what kind of people and things to stay far the fucc away from

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6 years

Hello I changed my name to sam. I go by he/him. Thank u

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7 years

Ur gonna be a terrible parent

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7 years

If I have a daughter and she tries to wear a suit to prom she's not going.

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5 years

My nips r not healed yet and I’m swollen but I’m so fuckin happy

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7 years

Remember them? This is them now

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5 years

Calling the fire department, I can barely open a Tylenol bottle how am I supposed to figure this one out

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@samuelzhr

8 years

Imagine being this ignorant

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8 years

Let's hope @nike isn't sending a message to jihadis & suicide bombers to "just do it"

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6 years

This picture gets weirder the more you look at it

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9 years

is ur name Daniel bc damn

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6 years

As somebody who has dealt with mental illness, stop giving the show so much shit. Idk about u but Im glad theres finally a show being real and honest and raw about shit that happens every fucking day. Its not “romanticizing” rape and suicide its showing people the reality of life

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6 years

HELLO I WANT TO ᵇᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿ ᶜᵘᵈᵈˡᵉᵈ

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6 years

I don’t sound like a 12 year old on PlayStation chats now #voiceupdate

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6 years

Tomorrow!!!!! I’m never wearing a shirt again

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6 years

I aged 6 years in 6 months holy fuck lol

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5 years

Me: this edible ain’t shit Me an hour later:

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5 years

Fuck bro I hate locking my car and forgetting my keys 🙄

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4 years

“You got mean” no I stopped being a push over lol

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5 years

If u wanna be a boy be a boy lol

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8 years

Ok but look how happy she looks

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4 years

I’ve had 0 tiddies for 1.2 years now 😁

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5 years

I’m in love with 2 women at the same time????

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5 years

Moms night out, NYC 🐲

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6 years

I love being called baby it’s so cute anytime someone calls me baby I’m like aw

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3 years

They played 4 remixes of Love is Gone in a row 😭😭 I love the song but damn lmao

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3 years

Illeniums production has been so on point

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4 years

Bro wait did y’all know that gun girl was a lesbian and went to conversion therapy??!!? And is marrying a dude who also went to conversion therapy!?!?!

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8 years

Cool idea: go into a pet store, knock out whoever works there and save all the puppies

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5 years

What’s a shirt

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6 years

If I see one more person referring to Sandra Bullock as “the lady from bird box” we’re squaring the fuck up

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6 years

Danny Phantom or Jack Frost

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4 years

plz enjoy my neighbors kids judging me for dancing and drinking in my backyard by myself lol

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6 years

I’m out of surgery everything went well I’m so fucking happy

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6 years

And y’all ban pitbulls from places??

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6 years

@champagnemikee

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8 years

I hate when straight boys are like "gay sex isn't real sex" ok so I'll have not real sex with ur girlfriend????

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9 years

I love tension, the good kind of tension like when you've never kissed someone before and all you do is stare at their lips and be like FUCK

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8 years

Trust me, we're not

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8 years

Depression is a real fucking thing and if you make fun of ur friends for being too sad to come out sometimes then fuck you dude

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4 years

I might not be hot but I hold the door open for everyone and always return the shopping cart so

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5 years

Nobody can hurt me I have the most powerful lesbians in the universe protecting me

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8 years

U ever see a girl so pretty that ur actually sad

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6 years

Beginning of this year to now

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5 years

Living my best life

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4 years

George straight up told a Nazi he would have killed him if he was in the OR.... next

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grey’s anatomy characters that will vote for trump

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4 years

Just in case Trump wins... I was jk when I said I was trans... the scars are from a shark attack. when I said I’m lgbt I meant liberty guns beer and trump

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I’m a folklore girly fr fr

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8 years

Yknow what. Putting urself into a coma should be allowed. Like I don't wanna be alive now but maybe I'd wanna try again later?

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8 years

One week apart!!! Holy shit

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7 years

Imagine kissing Demi Lovato. Wow

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5 years

Someone told me “you’re the reason I’m pansexual u made me realize I could date a trans person” like do people not realize how offensive that is? I’m not some other type of fuckin gender I’m a guy??? Nice to know how u think of me tho

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6 years

Yo I’m getting top surgery this fucking month holy shit

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6 years

I cut all my hair off hi

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5 years

I’m so blessed that my mom pays for some of my stuff why the fuck does everyone try to make me feel bad about it jfc

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6 years

This is what having a crush on a gay girl feels like

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7 years

never done one of these but like hi #queertwitter

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5 years

He’s manipulating the fuck out of y’all lmfao

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9 years

Let's get rid of Valentine's Day and have a second Halloween

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5 years

Dude holy shit thank you testosterone

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4 years

If I saw Elliot Page come out when I was a kid, it would’ve helped me realize who I am at a younger age. Would’ve probably made a huge impact on my life. I hope that it helps other kids who think something is wrong with them for not feeling comfortable in their body/gender.

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5 years

@hiitaylorblake Yes 😁

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6 years

Wow this is the cutest shit I’ve ever seen in my life

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@samuelzhr

6 years

Netflix cancels shows that represent everyone such as Sense 8 and ODAAT but keeps renewing problematic bullshit like insatiable and 13RW Bc they have an almost all white/ straight cast

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And to anyone who felt seen or represented — possibly for the first time — by ODAAT, please don’t take this as an indication your story is not important. The outpouring of love for this show is a firm reminder to us that we must continue finding ways to tell these stories.

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6 years

That other girl was being so nice to her if you’re like this don’t fucking talk to me

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@samuelzhr

5 years

Told y’all I’m never wearing a shirt again

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@samuelzhr

8 years

In case ur having a bad day, look how much mars has grown!!

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6 years

if u said Debbie block me

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8 years

sup

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6 years

Looked at old texts I had with someone I was in love with and how did I not realize that she literally didn’t give a shit about me lmao

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6 years

So my mom lost her dad, step mom, and both of her dogs in these past 2 months. We decided to get her a lil best friend

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5 years

If you don’t say “excuse me, sorry, excuse me, sorry, sorry, excuse me, sorry” the entire time ur walking thru a crowd I don’t wanna be friends w you

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6 years

I’m soft nd v sensitive but I also have some aggressive anger issues I make no sense

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4 years

I’ll wake you up with coffee in the morning and I’ll remind you your life is so important

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6 years

Don’t have a family if you’re not gonna love your kid if he/she/etc. is LGBTQ+

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6 years

Nobody chooses to be trans nobody CHOOSES to possibly ruin their relationship with their families nobody fucking CHOOSES to be disgusted by their own bodies nobody CHOOSES to put their fucking lives in danger by being publicly out as trans fuck u if you think that’s a choice lmao

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@samuelzhr

7 years

Ok literally help me I can’t stop thinking about Demi Lovato

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7 years

Happy #NationalPuppyDay here’s me and mars growing up!!!

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@samuelzhr

9 years

Law and Order SVU and chill

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6 years

I can’t fuckin believe this shit. Travel while you can, see what you can while you can. Nothing is gonna be here forever

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@samuelzhr

6 years

Say whatever the fuck you want about 13rw but that show is so real and really shows how much shit everybody is really going through in their lives. If you think it’s “glorifying suicide and rape” stop bitching and go actually watch that shit

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I’m actually so in love it’s actually disgusting

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