Samuel Hyland @samuelhylandism Twitter profile

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9 months

@barryblocke They're stealing tweets in whatsapp now we're cooked

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spent past few months profiling 10k

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Late to this discourse lmfao but fuck it Frank Ocean post-structuralism

FRANK OCEAN: the Mysterious Artist | 032c

The artist goes silent on social media; the audience struggles with the lull. In this essay, SAMUEL HYLAND analyzes FRANK OCEAN's Coachella performance in a post-structural manner.

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followed @clubpenquinn around for a few hours on the day of her first show earlier this month

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11 months

words on Maxo’s great new album

Maxo: Debbie’s Son

Read Samuel Hyland’s review of the album.

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6 months

Im gonna lock in, I promise... I swear im gonna lock in this time, for real 💯... everyone has their process, I'm just in the process of locking in right now, some privacy please 🔐.... I'm locking in at the moment, doing it in silence, minding my business 🤫... deadass locking i

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9 months

I would use LinkedIn if it was called "LockedIn"

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1 year

words on drake's poetry book

The Petty Poetry of Drake’s Titles Ruin Everything

The rapper’s first book is filled with half-baked half-jokes about celebrity, riches, and relationships that only underscore the shallowness of his grievances.

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2 years

this is the type of shit mordecai and rigby would play after defeating 3 heavily-accented extraterrestrial gods and risking the fate of humanity to cop the game at a discounted price

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2 years

A developer is making this game about a squirrel with a gun where you can also run around and rob people

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had an incredible convo with @VlDEOGRLS about fashion accountability + really cool cowboy hats for @papermagazine - huge thank you to @MarioAAbad for awesome editing

How Lauryn Brown Went From Bartending to Making Elaborate Cowboy Hats

The London designer reflects on her rapid rise, flooding of DMs and that viral Mowalola Twitter thread.

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8 months

horny tweet horny tweet josh horny tweet tonight we let the josh talk horny tweet horny tweet

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Words on sports photojournalism and its limits

Full Bleed - SW.

FULL BLEED Is it still sports photojournalism if it isn’t a sport? SAMUEL HYLAND To qualify for inclusion in Best of Photojournalism, a yearly contest-qua-anthology established by the National Press...

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4 years

@LaurieM39756582 @iggysmyboy @Bryson13673946 @MegaRacismHater @realDonaldTrump My cousin is currently in the womb and scheduled for a gender change surgery immediately after birth. He is old enough to make his own decisions. Stop being ageist.

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@bbqdbrains u are an inspiration to millions of guitarists who strive and yearn to make sounds remotely close to the ones u can squeeze out of a squier supersonic

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2 years

spent an afternoon learning from the honorable @dirtybird0_o in the streets of Tribeca + elsewhere

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Words on Sonic Youth's new live reissue

Sonic Youth: Walls Have Ears

Read Samuel Hyland’s review of the album.

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2 years

i hope u guys know im not reading the poems u post on instagram

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8 months

Millan x Neph interview from 4 years ago, rescued from the internet graveyard

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11 months

i wonder if general literacy surrounding when to shut the fuck up has declined over the years

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1 year

making the case for tay-k as a gothic rock act

Tay-K and the Banshees - SW.

A fabled SoundCloud martyr meets a gothic post-punk tradition. ⛓️“CALL ME TAY-K MAX PAYNE!”⛓️ SAMUEL HYLAND Since about four years ago, the mythic SoundCloud account that once belonged to Tay-K has...

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1 year

profiled a text artist

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11 months

the concept of instagram is crazy as fuck huahaha we just publish unsolicited pictures of ourselves and the comments are all variations of "I SUPPORT YOU" - a better means of communication exists and its no longer called twitter (2 possible interpretations) (see what i did there)

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2 years

no reason to still be wearing checkerboard vans slip-ons in 2022

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4 years

@SomeBlackGirl91 @Spanish_Heather U don't have to be white to be racist towards African Americans...

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2 years

ppl say "omg you don't wanna see my Twitter I'm sooo unhinged haha" and then the tweets are like "if I don't get chipotle right now I'm gonna scream!!!!!"

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6 months

when its time to persist 🙄

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11 months

laughing my fucking ass off on campus bc my brain randomly decided to invent a scenario where i text someone "whats up" and they respond "nothing just trying to find a way to get to the bag"

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2 years

Sooooo obsessed with your content ❤️ shoot me a DM so we can plan direct-to-consumer content flow analytical bandwidth boost geotargeting feed collabs for our platforms and achieve virality en route to increased web traffic for our brands ❤️❤️❤️

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3 years

I am exactly where I want to be.

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2 years

Someone just viewed my LinkedIn profile omg I'm so excited I can SCREAM!!! I blush when people view my LinkedIn profile 🥰🥰 see me see me view me view me consume me consume me I CAN BE AN ASSET IN YOUR OFFICE! EXPLOIT ME PLEEEEASE PRETTY PLEASE LET'S CONNECTTTT 😩

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4 years

Daniel House Jr just hit the nastiest jelly layup I have ever seen in the NBA

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9 months

george santos is the closest thing we have to oscar wilde rn

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9 months

Happy Prep School Gangsters day to those who celebrate

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1 year

Brief words on Ahmad Jamal

DEAR AHMAD JAMAL (1930-2023) | 032c

Jazz musician AHMAD JAMAL, who passed away last Sunday at the age of 92, escapes the bounds of mortal limitations—“A scholar is never finished. He’s always seeking. I’m seeking.“

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2 years

tears rolling down my face to kidz bop version of "girls just want to have fun" at 6:46 in the morning. no I do not plan on attending class today

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10 months

story liking fatigue

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words on internet anarchism and the odd, sometimes pissy ways it translates into real life

Death Grips is Offline - SW.

A ruthlessly innovative art project grapples with reality, urine (yes, urine), and slowing down. SAMUEL HYLAND Death Grips are presumably named for the post-mortem phenomenon where deceased hands...

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2 years

ngl this concept colorway goes crazy

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4 years

@wowthatshiphop @joeyBADASS why u so depressed and sad all the time like a little bitch

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9 months

You have 30 seconds in an elevator with this CEO. There is a ~5% chance you will ever find yourself in this situation. This course is designed to prepare you for that possibility

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9 months

Everywhere I go there is someone walking as slowly as possible

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10 months

Had a dream that I was being chased by an alligator and he was saying shit like "it's like you don't believe in me"

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1 year

Took a brief nap and a cockroach found its way into my ear. Woke up and now it's in my brain — in fact, it's tweeting as we speak! That's right ladies and gentlemen: you are reading in real time the first-ever piece of literature written by an American cockroach via telekinesis

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Samuel Hyland

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3 years

I AM MAKING MOVES IN SILENCE! 🗣🗣🗣 DO YOU HEAR THAT? DO YOU HEAR THE SILENCE I AM MAKING MOVES IN? I AM MAKING MOVES SO SILENTLY IT MAKES NO SENSE THE SILENCE I AM MAKING MOVES IN! NEVER TELL PEOPLE YOUR NEXT MOVE! 💯 DON'T TALK ABOUT IT, DO IT... IN SILENCE!! LIKE ME!!! 🗣🗣

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2 years

yoooo shawty lemme get ya email

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9 months

Had a dream that there was this anti-cockroach spray and the manufacturers had me demo it for some commercial. Then they let me keep it so I was like fuck yeah free anti-cockroach spray. And I sprayed it twice and each time it generated a new cockroach in my room

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1 year

Every day I suffer the consequences of being groovy

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@nobellsblog lore

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8 months

u get bored of the reading and next thing u know ur cooking up in ableton

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9 months

The young rodent... innocent and fragile, he is banished to derelict alleyways and dangerous train tracks for the sin of being hungry. Meanwhile, gluttonous humans eat lavish meals and demonize their humble friends (🐀) for wanting what's thrown out. Guess who's "infesting" who

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2 years

idk who needs to see this (I know exactly who needs to see this) but text me before u start calling me w textable information

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2 years

welcome to vanderbilt university a slow-walking friend group will be here to cut you off on your way to class shortly

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11 months

Words on Thurston Moore’s new memoir

Thurston Moore’s Memoir Gets Lost in a Punk Neverland

Sonic Life documents Moore’s winding path with Sonic Youth but too often detours into scene trivia.

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6 months

Kevin Abstract appears on the cover of Alternative Press’ Spring 2024 Issue

Preorder your copy now.

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9 months

bought a cool sweater from a mysterious website last month, paid the creator a visit Monday (Dean Blunt mentioned)

Everything is Medium - SW.

EVERYTHING IS MEDIUM A humble art-maker seeks out the middle of the universe. SAMUEL HYLAND A recent collection from The Blank Traveler, Adrian Tiu’s contextless online fashion outlet, comprised a...

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1 year

Truly wanted to be mysterious and not tweet non-work stuff for a while but I urgently need to express in writing that Navy Blue's new album is beautiful and brought me to tears today

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6 months

Wait, what time do you get out of class? 1:15? Oh, perfect! Let's do coffee at 1:15, I'll put it in the calendar! I would've done dinner but I'm planning to hit the gym with my brothers at 7:30 PM then go to munchie at 8:50PM. Sorry... see you at the consulting thing?

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7 months

dean blunt hunches over a laptop the way u might hunch over a toilet, he's excreting ideas at this point, and even his shit sounds incredible sometimes

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1 year

"What are you doing this summer" What are you doing to impact the people around you

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10 months

Can you turn on your "Snap Maps" right quick g

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2 years

why are you as a man putting "new post🚨" on your Instagram story

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4 years

Thank u to @_SPACEBAR for a great interview! I dare u to hit the link 🙏🏾

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Sisyphus

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2 years

homework hasn't been touched, but I'll tell you what: I just copped the coolest vintage lightly used 38x34 minimal wear straight leg relaxed fit medium wash levis

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Samuel Hyland

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2 years

Hey! Hoping you've been well. You may remember that we briefly connected at the career fair. Was wondering if there was any chance you might be able to exploit me this summer? How early should I apply? I love exploitation so much

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2 years

Did u listen to the Dean Blunt song I sent u

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2 years

I will one day be the greatest

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2 years

astronomy problem set due 35 mins ago and I still can't define LSun... that's an L, son

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2 years

profiled @blackxparty for 032c

bLAck pARty | 032c

Malik Flint — aka bLAck pARty — considers himself the Sun Ra of R&B. He spoke with us about his place within the music scene, the connection between his music and nature and the joy he feels as a new...

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2 years

Definitely an odd feeling when u read a piece in a bigger mag, vaguely sense that you've seen some of these sentences before, then learn that it's because you wrote them on ur website two fucking years ago

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1 year

Fuck any setting where ur value is determined by how quickly and loudly u talk

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2 years

RIP to my Poptropica character fr, he either froze or starved to death in the torrential blizzards of Wimpy Wonderland Island... can't be sure but I wish bro the best either way 💯 shoutout to his family

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2 years

Beautiful words from a beautiful person

The Whipping Winds of a Radical Love: A Sonic Timeline of My Struggle for Love and Me - SW.

The Whipping Winds of a Radical Love: A Sonic Timeline of My Struggle for Love and Me I glared at the camera, the proverbial outside eye watching me toil with myself for the past two years, and gave...

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profiled 070 Shake for 032c winter issue a few months back, online now

ALL HAIL 070 SHAKE | 032c

Borrowing from the Latin phrase meaning “mode of living” or “way of life,” the title of 070 Shake's debut album “Modus Vivendi” has resulted in a slew of accolades for the quickly rising star. The...

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Samuel Hyland

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2 years

About Me: I am a lively, attentive dedicated worker who is guaranteed to have a positive impact in any office setting. I live to be exploited and love spending long hours in workplaces (no lunch preferred). Use me pleaseeee I want to be taken advantage of so bad 😩😩😩

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6 months

more energy drinks should market directly to their consumer bases

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4 years

not every song needs to be slowed + reverbed

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2 years

love is irrational and uncool as fuck

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2 years

1:45 AM thankful as fuck listening to incredible music.... yeah this tweet is getting deleted when I wake up but damn this shit is crazy... caffeine is so beautiful and so is the debut album of Boston semi-shoegaze band Swirlies

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2 years

officially a "hip" internet publication

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8 months

had a dream that a friend let me borrow his flaming branch—like an aesthetically pleasing branch he used to light the candles in his room. Then it caught fire while I was walking outside but I was wearing vlone so the fiery V looked kinda hard but in a kitschy way

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3 years

some of u don't get told no enough

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1 year

If he should have to eat out of the garbage so should your cat. That cat has never worked for anything in its life

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3 years

sitting here in the class registration for 5 minutes wondering why its not enrolling me in any of the courses I choose - only to realize that there's a submit button at the bottom of the page

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3 years

networking! let's all gather in this room and shake each other's hands and tell each other what we've accomplished and ask each other what we wanna be when we grow up and give each other half-assed compliments and put each other's numbers in our phones. Pizza will be provided

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2 years

crazy seeing the local high school IG mutuals u had since like 9th grade go to college and shit...like damn i see u youngbagchaser67__

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1 year

hey are u invested in the nyc hypnagogic pop scene at all

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3 years

i can absolutely guarantee you that bootleg covid vaccines are being sold on Jamaica ave as we speak

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1 year

The New Yorker be like "Jay-Z, the American rapper, sat in a booth with Beyoncé, the American pop singer, in Delmonico's, a Manhattan steakhouse, on Tuesday, the second day of the week, while Gabe Tesoriero, the vice president of the record label Def Jam, looked on from afar"

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4 years

its crazy bc u can be tired of working ur ass off and not going anywhere but then the only thing u can really do is continue to work ur ass off

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2 years

crazy how quickly people forget that I was one of the greatest rappers of the 21st century before I quit and started taking my education seriously

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10 months

Ladies if your man ate breakfast with your best friend and tattooed the pancake's name on his ankle but the best friend was secretly having an affair with the head chef which started three days before the Sabbath, are you breaking up with him or nah??

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3 years

too much wifi not enough connection

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2 years

spatial literacy is at an all-time low

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