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Color scheme is on point tho

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@weirddalle Dude works 14 hrs for fried bologna and the wettest eggs you’ve ever seen Jfc

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@weirddalle It is generally reliable… but maybe find the primary sources if you need complete accuracy just as a verification method

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@InternetH0F $6.95 for a tossed salad ain’t bad. That’s about the same as Kroger

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@kateseery_ 12 isn't even the cops. 12 are narcotics officers, which aren't really necessary considering the war on drugs was fabricated for money

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@insultsrare If u need it that bad, make it at home

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@kirawontmiss Why do u think they named him Rob? They can just keep taking from him

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@efisted @kateseery_ They spend a lot of time arresting people for carrying $30 worth of bud because they have a quota to fill in privatized prisons.

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@InternetH0F Ah yes the 26 hour day, of course

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@weirddalle Found him

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@kirawontmiss “So what do you do?” “I’m the chief people officer for a startup selling innovative kazoo technology. Easy job 200k a year”

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@s8n Fittingly, he’s then standing below the “harm-acy” drive through

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@InternetH0F Are you not feeding your child organic stairs?

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@weirddalle I mean do you want 40 kills or not? U scared?

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@sonyashea3 Thanks rupi Kaur for all you’ve done for talentless Instagram poets everywhere.

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@weirddalle You used to call me on my sisyphone

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@InternetH0F Bro hell yeah wallet phone keys we out here raw dogging reality

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@fuckyouiquit Yeah but how will my manager circle back at 4:30 on Friday if we only work 4 days? That’s integral to any team’s efficacy

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@PicturesFoIder Jesus man. The kid actually cares about the dog, not ur subscribers

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@weirddalle They only needed em for like 30 years tho lmao

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@weirddalle Just waiting for Goofiest Movie to complete the trilogy

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@InternetH0F It clearly says “cosmetic product” on the front lmao. Ppl needa get hooked on phonics again

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@weirddalle Now introducing, Sour Patch Adults. Sour. Sourer. Gone.

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@Sam_Jeske @kalesalad @NYTGames F it: Squirdle

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@OldMemeArchive She’s not like the other girls

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@InternetH0F How come the other team get to change faces every week?

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@raptalksk He doesn’t rly have to… ur still paying attention

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@hourly_shitpost Just imagine. Uncle Danny at 3 am. On a secret mission to make 10 grilled cheese sandwiches

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@weirddalle Everything reminds me of her

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@mfdoomstan1 What that’s genius🤯. They should use that in a movie or smth

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@efisted @kateseery_ Glad to see some like-minded people. All the best bro

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@kirawontmiss Ppl hate a literate woman smh

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@InternetH0F Get him some 8-legged jeans. It’s so expensive getting things tailored for them and $pider money has very little value

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@weirddalle So introverted he spends all his time underground

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My lady gifted me a couple hours of studio time for Xmas. It’ll be my first time… any tips, things you wish you would’ve known, or things you’ve hard to learn the hard way?

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@InternetH0F Dude sprinting into a smoky Manhattan with his 2 lil magnets

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Best examples of rapping over jazz ?

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@weirddalle Modern day hieroglyphics fr

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@s8n It’s not a pyramid scheme okay it’s called multilevel marketing and yeah my friend sandy gets 10% of everything i make but she’s the one who told me about the opportunity so it’s only fair

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@weirddalle “You want it square or rounded in the back?”

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@HipHopNumbers Presently it’s jid but who knows what the future holds

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@Willhammer_40K I want to play a g— Aaaand he gone

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@raptalksk “Never gone toe to toe with a man” lmfao r u serious

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@AOUREDOO Bro’s emote button got stuck😂😂

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@zzdoublezz @MNateShyamalan Judy moody type beat

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Why do u think so many artists turn out to be weirdos? Is it necessary to be a lil off to be an artist ?

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@kirawontmiss Live look at 8th century baghdadis

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@weirddalle Just wanted to know if they could get worm-man’s comp

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@powcampsurvivor Dude’s getting bull-ied

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@afrocosmist Shane Gillis said it best

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@HipHopNumbers Who? Sorry I’m not a big pop guy

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@weirddalle Dude imagine being in the focus group ones where Sal just leaves the room from laughing too hard

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@s8n “For no mortal shall enjoy milk without soggy carton on their lips, especially those who blaspheme against the one true God: chicken tender day.” -Lunch 11:35

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@weirddalle Early reports are confirming oompa loompa doomptiy doo

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Do u buy your peers’ music & merch or are u a fake supporter?

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@weirddalle When ur five u are gonna live forever

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@RespectfulMemes Gotta keep the boys fueled 🫡

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@crunchyslice My sign is vital, my hands are tiny, and I’m on my knees cuz i can’t walk yet

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@weirddalle “If you poop after showering, you have to start your whole day over again” -Daniel Tosh

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@weirddalle Just imagine. Uncle Danny in the kitchen at 3 am. BAGGY gym shorts. On a secret mission to make 10 grilled cheese sandwiches

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@weirddalle :3

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@weirddalle Oh cmon it’s just a short lil jaunt

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@s8n Tbf with his alliance to Japan he prob was already on the wave

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@themoneyiowe This too. Also a sonnet

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@SKTheKingYT They’re stashed in the gap between my salary and my market value

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@weirddalle Not only are they cousins with the dinosaurs, they were there

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@kirawontmiss People think futuristic=dystopian bc of movies :/

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@ayeejuju Y’all will scrape together every penny for some zigzags but won’t scrounge up $8 to not ruin a public space😭

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Are you a musician making content or an influencer making music ?

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@Keegan59992745 Copying westside gunn’s swag too

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@weirddalle There’s only one man for the job

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@depthsofwiki I gotta meet this grump that must be one legendary curmudgeon

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@problemochile @AllHailTheCheez Can’t explain subway ethics to tube users

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@RespectfulMemes Those lords deserve their rings

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@s8n Witch please

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Bird said wth you doin up here?

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@raptalksk Hol up, he ain’t even gonna say shit

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@weirddalle Bro moving like he’s gotta get his hands back to one of these for the high score

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@zillowgonewild This week on storage wars, we have to evict a guy

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@weirddalle Still only gives you a hand towel as a blanket

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Fav bpm to rap to ? I find some of my best writing comes in the 83-90 range. Need space to talk my sh!t yfm

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@svershbow @fuckyouiquit The library is one of the few truly free and ubiquitously offered resources. They will also allow you to check out movies, music, give you access to apps so you can get audiobooks.

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@MNateShyamalan EPIC! 👍

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@weirddalle I think she means, come on in, class

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@weirddalle This dude sharpens his shovel or ??

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@ManMilk2 How do u milk a nut

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@nogumhundo @efisted @kateseery_ Lol fair enough

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@introvertsmemes I time traveled

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Realistically, if u had an entirely free day, how many QUALITY songs could you write? Doesn’t have to be verse/chorus/verse, could just be 2 16s per song or whatever, but it has to be well-written, not surface-level nursery rhymes

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@weirddalle Truly a relic

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@LilNasX @angeIsvoid For i am thy shepherd, let me cross u

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@PATTY_HONCHO Need him to come on stage & start the set like this

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@weirddalle Ironically, that would never happen to batman

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@SKTheKingYT This was the 2000s comin out the woodwork

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@historyinmemes He was so dope with the mask on man

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@MichelleHux Got a professional writing (copywriting) job after a year+ of looking, applying, taking interviews, getting denied, and taking every crappy job i could to keep myself fed. Glad to get to write every day, and get paid for it!

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