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sami (◡‿◡✿)

@samiwittwer

5 months

crazy how much indoor smoking did for photography back in the day

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@samiwittwer

5 months

In this edition of “witnessing the decline of peak millennial culture”— an old location of the wing selling off their “woman owned book collection” on fb marketplace

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@samiwittwer

2 years

Went to the office yesterday to viscerally experience the homogenizing nature of capitalism

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@samiwittwer

3 years

one thing I love about tiktok? age inclusivity on a scale I haven’t seen on any other social network.

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5 years

are these the safdie brothers

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1 year

@offbeatorbit “there no mime culture” had me cracking UP .

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@samiwittwer

2 years

dear @AlamoNYC can you please tell me everything about this clip from the RRR preshow last night 🙏

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@samiwittwer

1 year

let them make the arrest

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@samiwittwer

4 years

the NYPD are covering their badge numbers with tape.

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sami (◡‿◡✿)

@samiwittwer

5 years

today Oscar Isaac stood in line behind me in line for tacos, placed the same order as me, and did so while looking very good in a quilted skirt I believe I’m about to have a great weekend I have clearly been blessed by god herself

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1 year

need more books n movies about adult siblings. by far the weirdest relationship I have. eternally bound to two men out in the world. love em, but odd!

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8 months

@thereisnojayjay @offbeatorbit pregnant with her third, like all good Mormons Lucky has had two wives before 25

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sami (◡‿◡✿)

@samiwittwer

4 years

checking in from crown heights, may 01 . ♥️ #CancelRent

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sami (◡‿◡✿)

@samiwittwer

6 years

@Integrity_Guy I had friends in high school build a drinking raft to watch the giants play from mcovey cove and they got tickets for not wearing life jackets, but nothing for underage drinking. 🤷‍♀️

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1 year

@offbeatorbit like… having IBS doesn’t mean you get to shit on the sidewalk. We live in a society!

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3 years

@amandamull pricey, but nice to look at

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@samiwittwer

2 years

@WaltzInExile @jane_dra @cottoncandaddy it’s a common phrase / notion that you die twice, first when you stop breathing and second when someone mentions your name for the last time

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4 months

@ripleyesque the peoples challengers

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5 months

@ZachDobsonPhoto

a$ap rocky raccoon 🔶

@RyanDavidTansey

5 months

@samiwittwer Yeah

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1 year

@EmmaTolkin Criterion is built on Vimeo & this is a Vimeo feature, so any other streamer on their platform would probably have the same thing- Shudder is the first that comes to mind

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6 years

Is it possible not to have a crush on padma lakshmi???

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5 months

perhaps it is time that I begin my newsletter regarding the human interest stories I discover via my scrolls on FB marketplace .....

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4 years

@jasondashbailey Ah yes, my elite film school, The Library.

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5 months

@meeksiecore Actually this was the point

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4 years

@DixPeyton (the right is a photoshop)

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3 years

@bessbell @AkilahObviously i hope this person gets a bowl of seeds every time they order a salad.

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5 months

@inness_ak @naima

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@samiwittwer

3 years

@rebooted_isaac @devilwishkers @Pamtastic721 @plsleaveamsg @jordans243 Sounds like the heart of the problem is the human heart.

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@samiwittwer

3 years

@DixPeyton and a washer / dryer in unit and a fridge with an ice machine still feels luxe to me... I have brain rot

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@samiwittwer

4 years

@_EricHu I have no idea what I’m looking at and I love it

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@samiwittwer

2 years

@lil_gods_fave # of variations of dancing parrots in a company slack actually is correlated with likelyhood of layoffs within year

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@samiwittwer

3 years

@rebooted_isaac @devilwishkers @Pamtastic721 @plsleaveamsg @jordans243 Actually we have a food surplus- globally we produce about 20% more food than we could consume ( ) - there are only about 10 countries in the world that don’t produce a surplus. We are more than able to provide for all.

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@samiwittwer

8 months

@miriamekerns @thereisnojayjay @offbeatorbit Nara is the second wife! His first wife was a miss America contestant 8 years his sr… there is drama in this household !!

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2 years

@mark_riedl @JanelleCShane tiktok of the cover designer explaining the hours long process it took to make a sexy astronaut:

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@samiwittwer

3 years

I mean

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@samiwittwer

1 year

@offbeatorbit I’m convinced the redhead is haunting the mirror… we never see her outside the mirror… suspicious

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@samiwittwer

4 years

@_EricHu Where can I subscribe

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@samiwittwer

2 years

@mcmansionhell doing tourist stuff in the city you are local to also rocks, imo. plus the “view from a high place” effect hits much better when you know the places you are looking at

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7 months

@offbeatorbit i feel like I’m speedrunning an undergrad gender studies course this is fascinating

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@samiwittwer

7 months

do y'all ever suddenly remember the last few years and feel an overwhelming amount of sadness that causes you to well up and drop a few tears on a sunday afternoon?

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@samiwittwer

1 year

@domesticetch she has seen many crimes

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@samiwittwer

4 years

proud to announce

jenny

@fevermaven

4 years

if you ever owned one of these you qualify as a woman in STEM

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@samiwittwer

11 months

I will never shut up about Widows… that ending shot of Viola’s face?? CINEMA

April

@ReignOfApril

11 months

Daniel Kaluuya in Widows. Barely raised his voice above a whisper. Absolutely terrifying (and brilliant).

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@samiwittwer

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@tamiklockau @thereisnojayjay @offbeatorbit sequentially, yes he’s 25, Mormon & rich

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@samiwittwer

5 years

pour out some two buck chuck for a real one

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@samiwittwer

3 years

as far as I’m concerned You was the first Gossip Girl reboot

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@samiwittwer

2 years

he’s seen it all

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@samiwittwer

1 year

this version in particular… my soundtrack lately

Brian Jordan Alvarez

@brianjoralvarez

1 year

With lyrics!!

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4 years

remember when they made ads for adults

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1 year

This is my Taken

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@samiwittwer

3 years

@jennafrye @KindaHagi 10/10 reply you’ve got here

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1 year

@MediumSizeMeech these three all have 5’6” energy

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@samiwittwer

2 years

@DixPeyton according to an old landlord, i lived in her old apartment. true or not, i hold this close to my heart.

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@samiwittwer

1 year

@angiebaddd_ he missed this chapter in school

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@samiwittwer

5 months

@credenzaclear2 I had to end a relationship because I could not be mountain bike girl

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@samiwittwer

4 years

@KendraWrites I used to live with a chihuahua mix named Porkbutt, and I once met a blonde dachshund named shark Finns

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@samiwittwer

1 year

@notfolu sustainable fashion also means I still have to think it’s cute in 5 years 🌸

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@samiwittwer

2 years

@BeeBabs I await Coles demise with glee

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@samiwittwer

8 months

men don't have servers full of pirated TV and movies like they used to....

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1 year

@WarronBebster

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@samiwittwer

4 years

it is now in fact 'over' for 'you bitches'

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sami (◡‿◡✿)

@samiwittwer

3 years

women should never be made to touch a computer. it is beneath us.

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They should make a computer that women can use

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@samiwittwer

3 years

hello from my new apartment they left me this large photo of John cena

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@samiwittwer

11 months

@collnsmith keeping the art school energy alive as she approaches 40 is honestly an inspiration to moi

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@samiwittwer

1 year

@chaykak pasta prepared by the devil himself

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@samiwittwer

5 years

@ShelleyBFarmer adam driver is just big baumbach

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@samiwittwer

4 years

Update:

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sami (◡‿◡✿)

@samiwittwer

1 year

@logansdeIos Old Tom holland

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@samiwittwer

8 months

@notfolu Biggest deviation from the Book is that Lucky has a kid from a previous marriage as well (Gravity I think?)

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@samiwittwer

1 year

@rachsyme boosh fan

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@samiwittwer

4 months

this is the official shift in book cover design — no more blobs!!

Farrar,Straus&Giroux

@fsgbooks

4 months

FSG is pleased to share the cover for INTERMEZZO, an exquisitely moving story about grief, love, and family—but especially love—from the global phenomenon Sally Rooney. On sale 9/24/24.

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1 year

@domesticetch when every choice has to be supported by metrics, and metrics can only be gathered from something that has been done before, ♻️

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@samiwittwer

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@ekp @EricaJoy Ohh I just came back to California from 10 years on the East and I always had difficulty articulating the coldly aggressive nature of Californians

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@samiwittwer

9 months

@yes_i_tweet @kirstendunst if this were me I would wallpaper my home in the photos

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@samiwittwer

11 months

@MediumSizeMeech it’s a direct rip of the Margot quallley kenzo ad and that makes it even worse to me somehow

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@samiwittwer

3 years

javier bardem in jamon jamon 🥵

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@samiwittwer

2 years

in my experience, easiest way to meet a 'celeb' is to go to a movie theater in new york. people don't say this enough. why am i in line for the water fountain behind jack black.

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@samiwittwer

3 years

@vornietom oops

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sami (◡‿◡✿)

@samiwittwer

3 years

@moorehn @lostblackboy it also has a lot to do with pop-ups / ads / modals. People will drop if a banner ad is too distracting, for example

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@samiwittwer

6 years

if your parents paid for university you should be required to have a 'sponsored' tag on all insta posts

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@samiwittwer

1 year

@offbeatorbit This couple gives me the same energy as these knockoff Rae Dunns

katie

@skatie420

1 year

if i came into ur house and saw these in your bathroom i would have you 5150’d

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1 year

@offbeatorbit excuse me while I take a break to “read”

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@samiwittwer

5 months

hello stranger — how are you! I posted this like many things on Twitter as a note to myself because I vaguely remembered a video I saw on tiktok the night before. Turns out that was a video by @ZachDobsonPhoto << follow him for interesting insights !

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@samiwittwer

3 years

The theory that the Sex in the City women were not Samantha’s main friend group has brought me such peace

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@samiwittwer

5 months

fascinating to see the life this editorial illustration Lernert & Sander has taken on since they made the original like 10+ years ago , I see it ripped off and referenced constantly.

Gizem Akdag

@gizakdag

5 months

I really enjoy using the '--tile' parameter in Midjourney. Creating seamless patterns feels like magic. I created these food cubes with '--tile' 🍱 🧵Here's how 🧵

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@samiwittwer

3 months

I love that every year, these two get more famous, and this clip becomes more firmly cemented in cultural canon

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@samiwittwer

2 years

❤️❤️❤️ SARAHANA FOR NY ASSEMBLY ❤️❤️❤️

Sarahana Shrestha

@sarahana

2 years

CAMPAIGN VIDEO PREMIERE! 🎥🌄✨ The Future Must Be Beautiful, and the Hudson Valley is ready to lead the way there. Please vote by June 28, share, and join our movement!