Sam @samfokas Twitter profile

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Sam

6 years

I’m: ⚪️ Gay ⚪️Straight 🔘giving you everything all that joy can bring this I swear and all that I want from you is the promise you will be there

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1 year

Bring back this kind of acting

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2 years

I still think about how much I would of loved it if RuPaul said this as Jan was sashaying away on S12

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Sam

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6 years

Fuck it’s Valentine’s Day this week

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Sam

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4 years

The Porkchop loading dock #RPDR13

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Sam

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3 years

I want that feeling back

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Sam

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5 years

@lilmamas244 Pay day

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Sam

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2 years

@jakejunkk @kamilumin

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Sam

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5 years

The Sugababes to the Button

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Sam

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5 years

Henry Cavill.. That’s it, that’s the tweet.

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Sam

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5 years

Me on my way to do the thing you specifically advised me not to

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Sam

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6 years

Me to the bartender for the 4th time during happy hour

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Hi again

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Sam

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5 years

I still think about this often

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5 years

Me: Out of season avocados:

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1 year

swagno

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1 year

How do you serve cunt in a god honoring way

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Sam

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5 years

Me sitting here with $61 to my name wearing Zara judging everyone’s #MetaGala outfits

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Sam

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6 years

Happy Mother’s Day to my 2 Mums I wouldn’t be who I am without you both @RuPaul @cher ❤️

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Sam

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5 years

Gay culture is someone introducing them self to you despite having met you 6 times

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Sam

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5 months

not even open for discussion

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5 months

Who is even the “big 3?”

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Sam

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5 years

Spice Girls *TOURING* Victoria Beckham:

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Sam

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3 years

@thechuuzus Same

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Sam

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2 years

this video just cleansed my timeline boosted my serotonin and cured my mono

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Sam

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2 years

a LEGEND. Rest in peace Christine McVie, your music will live on for generations.

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Sam

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5 years

My kink is saying “we’ve met a couple of times actually” to people who reintroduce themselves to me

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who got that one gay guy video

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Sam

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4 years

Say you will, say you won't Say you'll do what I don't Say you're true, say to me

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Sam

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2 years

Me watching Sasha Colby

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Sam

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2 years

No one: People who grew up in Sydney: “What school did you got to?”

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Sam

@samfokas

6 years

I’m gay for pay, but also for free

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Sam

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6 years

Me taking my 7th cap at Mardi Gras

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Sam

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5 years

RT if you grew up in New Zealand and still remember all the words to the McDonalds - Make It Click song

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5 years

I couldn’t come to Melbourne without paying my respects to this home of such cultural heritage significance

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Sam

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2 years

This is my entire memory of school

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Sam

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3 years

Savage Ardern

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Sam

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2 years

I mean

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Sam

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5 years

I have a sneaking suspicion the British press don’t like Meghan Markle, a hunch if you will

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Sam

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4 years

yes hello, police?

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5 years

Me *doesn’t have a drink all week until Saturday night* My alcoholism

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5 years

Right

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Sam

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5 years

Gay 12yo me in the underwear section looking at packets of underwear with no male models

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5 years

Almost a year after tweeting this I’ll actually be seeing the @spicegirls in concert. Life finds a way

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6 years

me to Jonathan from Queer Eye @jvn

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Sam

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5 years

God bless Mother Nature she’s a single woman too

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5 years

@majtague

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Sam

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4 years

Mentally I’m here

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5 years

A highlight of the decade

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5 years

Just saw an ad for this new app. . . . . Next.

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Sam

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1 year

Shit she saw it

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Sam

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5 years

It is a scientific fact this this is Jennifer Lopez’s best song

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Sam

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2 years

@IAmMoniqueHeart

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Sam

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3 years

Agnetha and Frida recording Abba Voyage

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Sam

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6 months

had fun at the Sydney Mardi Gras Bondi Beach Party

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Sam

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6 years

Icons supporting Icons

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Sam

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5 years

Me when I’m the one getting ignored in the threesome

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5 years

@hairjpg

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Sam

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6 years

thank u, next

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Sam

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3 years

@PeteOfTheNorth

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Sam

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1 year

ya gotta be in to win

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Sam

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5 years

Gay 10yo me picking the girl characters on Tekken 3

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Sam

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3 years

No one: 10yo me: Any time I need to see your face I just close my eyes and I am taken to a place Where your crystal mind and magenta feelings taken shelter In the base of my spine, sweet like a chica cherry cola

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Sam

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4 years

I have an idea for a bronze statue for London

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Sam

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5 years

My goal weight is Jason Mamoa on top of me

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5 years

Name a more iconic duo I’ll wait.

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Sam

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2 years

Happy 7 year anniversary to those who celebrate

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Sam

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5 years

Me when someone’s sees my YouTube homepage is full of old Spice Girls, ABBA, Miss-Teeq & Atomic Kitten videos

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Sam

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5 years

But if I quit drinking what will I drink?

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Sam

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6 years

Dating Tip - Don’t. Why risk being friend zoned when you can stay in your comfort zone?

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3 years

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5 years

@thisissimonsays If six of y'all went out Then four of you were really cheap 'Cause only two of you had dinner WHITNEY HOUSTON TAUGHT ME MATHS

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Sam

@samfokas

2 years

now THIS was pop music

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Sam

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5 years

*La Isla Bonita plays in background*

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Sam

@samfokas

3 years

SAME ENERGY

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Sam

@samfokas

5 years

Reminder: Kindness is free motherfuckers

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5 years

Where is the lie

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Sam

@samfokas

5 years

Joanna fucken Lumley That’s it, that’s the tweet

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Sam

@samfokas

3 years

Shania Twain in 1997

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Sam

@samfokas

5 years

If anybody needs me I’ll be going inside myself outside

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Sam

@samfokas

4 years

Why Qantas has never had Kath & Kim do their inflight safety video is BEYOND me.

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Sam

@samfokas

1 year

“Again respectfully” Your concerned neighbour aka anonymous bigoted coward

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Sam

@samfokas

9 years

This photo represents everything that's right in this world to me. 2 favourite ppl on @chattyman @AlanCarr @RuPaul http://t.co/CHz7XeM6UA

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Sam

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3 months

@vivalasdrag It’s giving

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Sam

@samfokas

6 years

I’m sexually attracted to guys who don’t use inflatable flamingoes or swans in swimming pools

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5 years

Name a more iconic duo I’ll wait

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5 years

Dinner for one wine for two

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Sam

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5 years

THERE’S ALWAYS A JOKER IN THE PACK THERE’S ALWAYS A LONELY CLOWN

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Sam

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3 years

My ex emailed me (after 5 years) last night

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5 years

Footage of me losing my shit when I hear “La la la la la la la la la” tonight at #SpiceWorld2019

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5 years

I’m into ⚪️women ⚪️men 🔘 @LeeDawsonPT ’s RuCaps

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Sam

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4 years

Spice Girls Olympic Closing Ceremony Performance 2012 duh

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Sam

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5 years

Felt cute, might delete your number

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Sam

@samfokas

5 years

You like my Hare? Gee, thanks, just bought it

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Sam

@samfokas

6 years

Young gay me “No matter how hard I try You keep pushing me aside And I can't break through”

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Sam

@samfokas

5 years

Ah yes, a rare 20th century chip bowl

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Sam

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3 years

But it sort of does?

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Sam

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9 months

Tracy Martel keeping her hair dry while enjoying @JessieWare

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5 years

Remember when every gay bar smelled like this

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