Sam @samdivides Twitter profile

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

@DrewAfualo Sometimes I eat more than this in the span of 9 hours - does Ian subsist on ice cubes or what

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1 year

@whatley_brady @HalfwayPost So 2/3 of pedophiles are hetero but that’s not the problem? 😆

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1 year

@rabbitfordinner @garonnevik @emilykmay They’re referring to two different groups of people

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2 years

@ItsChloe22 @GoodReddit I know you just made this up but I admire the confidence

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2 years

@femaIeboyfriend we were in a band together as teens and decided randomly to go to a concert when I was 23 and now we’ve been together over 12 years

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@samdivides

1 year

today we celebrate women and these are some of my faves

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@samdivides

1 year

@SaeedDiCaprio A woke pilot will care more about the greater good than individuality so yeah I’ll take the woke pilot when I’m entrusting them with my life flying in a tin can at 35,000 feet

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@samdivides

7 months

Felt cute

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@samdivides

1 year

hair yay or hair nay

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@samdivides

5 months

oops! all glam landas

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Sam

@samdivides

2 years

You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for...

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

Getting married today then flying to join @conquerdivide tomorrow 😍 It’s the honeymoon tour haha

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Sam

@samdivides

5 months

Madison is gonna kill it on these upcoming tours with us! ❤️

Conquer Divide

@conquerdivide

5 months

We’re absolutely thrilled to announce our new touring vocalist Madison, we were blown away by her audition. She’s going to be heading to europe with us in a few short weeks to support The Warning! We can can’t wait to see you all ❤️

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

This barely looks like me but it’s kinda cute

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@samdivides

1 year

@fatfabfeminist I flew out and worked on an episode of hoarders once (I did PR for the junk removal company on the show) and it was extremely sad. The homeowner had major trauma, the family was crying, it was awful…no one does this on purpose

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Sam

@samdivides

5 months

it is my birthday it is my birthday give me your friendship and give me your time give me your labor you must do everything just for me

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@samdivides

1 year

if you like breakdowns

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Sam

@samdivides

21 days

Wings are back on the menu boys 😭 nah this was kinda cute tho

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Sam

@samdivides

2 years

I’d ask someone to photoshop out the plywood behind me but I’m scared of what twitter will do

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

We’re here! Anyone else at namm

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Sam

@samdivides

3 months

hi Alabama

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@samdivides

4 months

🫶🏻

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@samdivides

1 month

not that it should matter but thank you for 1k, I rarely post here but I’m glad someone appreciates my randomness

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@samdivides

17 days

ITS @KiarelyDivides BIRTHDAY TELL BESTIE KIA HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

wholesome moment 🫶🏻

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@samdivides

1 year

Surreal tbh

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@samdivides

1 year

We’re at @RockvilleFest but it’s raining so we have to wait in the van, ask me anything

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@samdivides

1 year

N E W H E A V E N

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

Guess who the extroverts are in @conquerdivide (and watch the welcome2paradise behind the scenes vid: )

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Sam

@samdivides

6 months

aggressive reminder that I love my band and 2024 is going to be so sick 😍

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Sam

@samdivides

3 months

@SOTSPodcast only fans who recognize the logo will go, which helps ensure there are no more than 20 people at every show because more than that would be selling out

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Sam

@samdivides

3 years

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! New single and video - presave "Messy" ✨

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3 years

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

Can’t wait for you all to enjoy the sadgirl jam @conquerdivide is releasing this week

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Sam

@samdivides

5 months

we back baby

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Sam

@samdivides

10 months

BIG THINGS COMING SOON BIG THINGS THINGS

Conquer Divide

@conquerdivide

10 months

If you like our band you’re gonna be very happy with tomorrow’s announcement at 10 am EST

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Sam

@samdivides

2 years

@HenpeckedHal Call me crazy but it looks like whoever wrote the napkin note wrote it on top of the piece of lined paper and you can see the pen imprints on the lined paper—no?

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Sam

@samdivides

6 months

BIGTHINGSCOMINGSOONBIGTHINGSHAPPENINGBEHINDTHESCENESBIGTHINGSCOMINGSOONBIGTHI

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Sam

@samdivides

11 months

I’m so not ok with this. Please never do this 😭

Conquer Divide

@conquerdivide

11 months

PSA Des Moines if you bring a baby in diapers to a metal show without hearing protection it will cause permanent hearing loss and that is child abuse. Y’all whack af

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@samdivides

1 year

Video shoot #1 complete

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

also did anyone catch @KiarelyDivides sims wave, I didn’t until now and I am deceased

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@samdivides

1 year

@scenequeenrocks Ew yes I forgot about this but I fully remember what this tasted like 🫠🫠🫠

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

perfect, no one else is allowed to follow me

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Sam

@samdivides

2 years

we did THE most detroit photoshoot ever

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Sam

@samdivides

7 months

wake up babe, new tour van just dropped

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

Stagehand at @BlueRidgeRock saw me setting up and said “are you the ACTUAL drummer?”

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Sam

@samdivides

2 years

I did my own makeup for today’s shoot and it lasted pretty much all day - yessss

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

have you watched our new video yet

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Sam

@samdivides

11 months

Remember when I said I should start a reaction channel and do all the metalcore/scene songs you guys all know but I missed because I was too busy being a metal elitist

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

Should I start a reaction channel? I’m the one who continuously talks during movies and I feel like I would finally be able to shine

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Sam

@samdivides

2 years

I’m not controversial or opinionated enough to have thousands of followers on here and that’s ok, I enjoy talking to a few of you anyway

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Sam

@samdivides

8 months

if you follow me for music stuff you have been bamboozled, didn’t know you signed up for bone portraits, whale evolution and seismic activity did you

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Sam

@samdivides

5 months

US visa approved for 2024! thank god

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

why do some fans think they’re good friends with artists even when they get one word responses because the artist is being nice

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@samdivides

1 year

Anotha one

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

#namm @AristidesGuitar

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Sam

@samdivides

2 years

I saw myself in wedding dresses for the first time today 😭

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

here’s our special guest for the weekend

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Sam

@samdivides

3 months

someone threw a bra onstage during our set tonight

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Sam

@samdivides

11 months

Tour is over and finally going home 😴

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Sam

@samdivides

4 months

throwback (to last week) when we played Madrid for the first time 😍

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

3 photoshoots and 2 music videos later, it’s finally time for the weekend 😭

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@samdivides

1 year

hey that’s where I sit

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@conquerdivide

1 year

elite practice space

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Sam

@samdivides

7 months

If I wasn’t a drummer I’d wear such crazy outfits on stage but sadly I chose the coolest instrument so something had to give

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

Does anyone still use this app 👀

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

I missed you my babies

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Sam

@samdivides

5 months

UPDATE: I GOT MY CRUNCHWRAP SUPREME

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

when the squad is all on the same page

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

give this queen some birthday respect

Conquer Divide

@conquerdivide

1 year

happy birthday to this smokin hot babe (me)

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@samdivides

1 year

on our way to pick up the rest of the band but first @kristendivides had to decorate the van

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Sam

@samdivides

4 years

Guess what 👀

Conquer Divide

@conquerdivide

4 years

Who’s ready for new Conquer Divide music in 2021 😎

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@samdivides

1 year

You’re gonna be happy is all I can say

Conquer Divide

@conquerdivide

1 year

So many things happening this year, 2023 is bout to be litty titty 👀

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Sam

@samdivides

2 years

Nvm I like this one more, excuse me while I thirst trap just this once ok, this outfit is life 🤌🏻🥛

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@samdivides

1 year

why, tiktok

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

IZZZYYYYYYY IZZZZYYYYY

Conquer Divide

@conquerdivide

1 year

Happy Birthday @izzydivides

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Sam

@samdivides

4 months

thx to everyone who’s been so supportive on this Europe tour 😍

𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖊𝖑_𝕸𝖊𝖙𝖆𝖑 🇳🇱 マルセル🦊☔

@MetalMarcel

4 months

Opening act for tonight was Conquer Divide 🤘🏻🔥🤘🏻I just love the dual vocals @conquerdivide

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Sam

@samdivides

20 days

I made this for you

Conquer Divide

@conquerdivide

20 days

Get some music therapy at one of Conquer Divide’s first ever headline showssss (tix here: )

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

If you follow me you can expect a variety of music related tweets, conquer divide content, and how much I hate air canada Did I miss anything

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

I love drums

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Sam

@samdivides

20 days

oops the pool pic lost me 2 followers lol

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

I appreciate my home region so much more now since moving away 5.5 yrs ago 🥺

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

heard a mom asking her sweet little daughter "are you r*tarded" and yelling at her for asking innocent questions and taking too long to use the bathroom and I so badly wanted to tell the kid "your mom is a bad person but you are good so please don’t listen to her"

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Sam

@samdivides

5 months

I’m gonna miss @FartPuffFanClub :(

Conquer Divide

@conquerdivide

5 months

Please read ❤️

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Sam

@samdivides

2 years

jumped on the bandwagon

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Sam

@samdivides

2 years

Tell me why we look so over it (fuckboi w/ @ElectricCallboy out 7/8)

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Sam

@samdivides

7 months

In case you didn’t know what I do for a day job

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Sam

@samdivides

2 years

hug your pets real fucking tight tonight

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Sam

@samdivides

5 months

waiting (stupid early) at my gate so I can fly to detroit and get in a few rehearsals with @conquerdivide before we skedaddle to Europe! woo

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Sam

@samdivides

6 months

This platform is so disturbing that I report literal nazism and racism daily and only once has it gotten someone suspended

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Sam

@samdivides

4 months

haarlem!

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Sam

@samdivides

10 months

All those years I was in local bands where we all lived in the same city, I really took that for granted

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Sam

@samdivides

11 months

😭😭😭

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

I’m glad I don’t hear as much about NFTs these days

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

Denver!

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

Pre-order slow burn or else grimace gets it 🟣

Conquer Divide

@conquerdivide

1 year

A new era begins. Pre Order Slow Burn, coming September 8th 2023

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

just another day for me existing on the internet

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

One reason I’m looking for a twitter replacement is at least 70% of replies to anything scientific on here are tinfoil hat flat earthers - it basically breeds stupidity and I can only witness so much

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Sam

@samdivides

1 year

I was ‘selected’ to be one of these girls once, and declined when I was told to ‘dress hot’ and realized what this was.