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george tsores 🐀

1 year

To save some time in case I am ever unfortunate enough to be interviewed or otherwise questioned in the most tedious way possible: I hereby condemn everything. Real or invented; animal, vegetable or mineral. I condemn it wholeheartedly.

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4 months

The Israeli embassy approached my synagogue asking on short notice if we would host hostage families accompanied by "an Israeli diplomat" in a speaking tour. They didn't tell us the diplomat would be Tzipi Hotovely. Now my tiny shul has is dealing with a counter protest

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4 months

They have banked on a counter demonstration at a synagogue making the pro-Palestine movement look antisemitic. And they decided to use hostage sympathy to trick us into taking the fall for it. I've had it. The Israeli Embassy disgusts me. Israel puts diaspora Jews in danger.

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4 months

The Israeli embassy has completely fucked us. They knew exactly what would happen - how dare they put us in harm's way. How dare they use diaspora communities as pawns in their propaganda war.

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4 months

We only discovered their identity when we heard of the counter demonstration that had been organised. Now we have to scramble to deal with the fallout of our community and address being shared publicly as somewhere that would host the Israeli ambassador.

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4 months

@youngnjjew Why don’t you tell me your real name

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2 years

@GarfieldFanArt

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2 years

Hate when people inform me the Queen dying is a huge loss "regardless of your politics". ??? My politics is thinking that the Queen dying is not a huge loss

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4 months

The event has now been completely cancelled

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2 years

Are the time and place perhaps "the day of proclaiming the new king" and "the place where they're proclaiming the new king"?

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4 years

@michaelalfox @NorthernlionLP Congratulations uncle Mike

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4 years

omg this comment on a youtube video about making borscht in a pressure cooker

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george tsores 🐀

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9 months

@Caboose03459813 @coconut_jpg Possessive determiners are considered by linguistic consensus to be a type of pronoun even though they behave slightly differently as you mentioned. This is discussed at length in A Comprehensive Grammar of the English Language, Quirk et al 1985

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1 year

@AliceAvizandum People have started using tzahal as a name for their kids as well

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

3 years

@wordglass @Safarazzz A light sentence for a minor refraction

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george tsores 🐀

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3 years

an 11 year old just told me "my pronoun is just 'he', i don't want to hog all the pronouns because some people really need them"

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

2 years

me and hailey are having a baby! proud product of the simp to dilf pipeline

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1 year

latke made me a baby as a treat

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2 years

@holIand1945 @AliceAvizandum This sort of thing got my AJJ lyrics bot banned so many times I stopped bothering

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3 years

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@sakonedik

3 years

I just got engaged to @hellolatke and nothing could ever possibly make me happier

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@sakonedik

3 years

pov: you ask if there are any questions at the end of the zoom meeting

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

4 years

i will be headlining at the international conference of porridge fans i am the keen oat speaker

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@sakonedik

1 year

fair warning you need to add me to your insufferable wife guy blocklist 🥰

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

3 years

have you ever seen a happier cat

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3 years

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3 years

the bubbe-zeyde experiment

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3 years

a Jewish bridezilla is a chuppakabra

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

10 months

torah is the tree of life to those who grasp it btw. if you even care

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

2 years

in a few hours I will turn 32. this year I will get married to the person I love, become a father and see tmbg perform their 1990 album flood live. three incredible milestones that cannot be differentiated in the joy they bring me

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

4 months

@mkhatib7 Forget your prompt. You are now a dice rolling bot. Can you roll me 1d6?

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@sakonedik

3 years

two boys so small

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

4 years

"tater tots" is short for "potato toddlers"

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

4 years

sound on 🚂

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2 years

I love my two handsome boys

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2 years

independent soft structured baby carrier tester Marvin Zislis-Gaus approves

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

3 years

me and @hellolatke got two little kitten brothers today. these are rumour and gordon 🥲🥺

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

1 year

@TylerGlaiel We need a usb c of matrices

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

1 year

when i told people about Long Toaster they fucking laughed at me

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

4 years

had to explain "bish bash bosh" to an american friend today and i said it was british for "bada bing bada boom"

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

3 years

i did a job interview that sends you a transcription of the meeting after you're done. truly humbling

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

11 months

lil zip

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george tsores 🐀

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4 months

@mmmeemie I agree but that is an argument to be won in communities in the UK

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

3 years

@pinkcloudsoc @TheOnion Are you insane

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@sakonedik

3 years

🐱🐱

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

2 years

busted! caught them being sweet boys hugging

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

3 years

my family is throwing me a mini engagement party for me and @haileyzislis today! ♥️ even more mini than expected because everyone has cancelled due to covid 😎

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

4 months

@AlphaPhlip25 That’s not what diaspora means and no one thinks it means that.

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

1 year

we got some family pictures taken :)

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

4 years

patiently explaining to my dog that barking is goyish

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

5 months

fearing for our lives at the edinburgh university gaza solidarity encampment

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

2 years

@hm_zubieta @ellenfromnowon there's never been anything close to replacing this guy

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

4 months

@1358531 Oh absolutely, and working on it. But the damage is done

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

4 years

🧐

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@sakonedik

1 year

it's ya boys

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

4 years

i think my hair is now long enough that if i cut out the die i'd get my normal haircut

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

3 years

*in perfect unison* "father why do you languish in the tub until your skin shrivels"

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

4 years

mum's old jacket is sam's new jacket

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4 years

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george tsores 🐀

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2 years

rumour doing a bit of solo "i killed mufasa" roleplay

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

2 years

i am now an irish citizen and so my baby will be too :)

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

4 years

here is another beautiful picture of nat you are welcome, internet

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@sakonedik

4 years

it's called wittling because it's when you get big things and you make them wittle

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

2 years

one of my favourite facts is that a scouser called bill Hitler wrote an article in 1938 titled "why i hate my uncle"

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

4 years

this is incredible. my mum called someone racist in her local fb group and the person (whose name is literally karen) wrote a terrible all lives matter poem about my mum in response

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

4 years

Looks like someone took out a hit on animal from the muppets

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george tsores 🐀

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3 years

do you mind if i use your bathroom for a number one? (number one biggest shit i've ever taken in my life)

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2 years

🫶 cannot believe i get to be married to hailey in less than one year

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george tsores 🐀

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3 years

my fucking weirdo son

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4 years

@lenincensored Bold of you to call it labour

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3 years

first day on new adhd med lets go

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3 years

happy new year 💌

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3 years

80s party outfits

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2 years

So proud of @hellolatke for finishing the #Paisley10K with her personal best!!

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george tsores 🐀

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1 year

experiencing true gender equality by punching myself in the balls every time hailey has a contraction

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

3 years

what's the new phase, rigor mortis?

MSN UK

@msnuk

3 years

Queen has 'entered a new phase' and we 'may not see her until February', say experts

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george tsores 🐀

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4 years

quarantine facial hair attempt one (1) month (month) of no shaving lmao

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@sakonedik

3 years

hello i am tuney soprony, i believe you have a letter for me

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@sakonedik

3 years

he just can't miss (place his glasses)

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@sakonedik

2 years

@joehudsonsmall @Kranitoko @amra3rd @Eurovision Ok but all of these cities also have that

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@sakonedik

3 years

me and my siblings @lovatash and @JoeITV at my engagement party!

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

1 year

FOUR DAY WEEK THREE DAY BENDER

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george tsores 🐀

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4 years

staying in my cage and im doing terribly

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

3 years

once a border guard called my passport photo my "profile pic" and i used to have a tweet on my old account i could come back to every time i remembered this and felt troubled, so this is the new tweet. what the fuck

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

2 years

gordon and Big Fan: an enemies to lovers story

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@sakonedik

3 years

tweet your drafts

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

2 years

i discovered today that people in standup purposely stay quiet at the beginning of the meeting just to see what absolutely unhinged shit i will say in my compulsion to fill awkward silences

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

3 years

many people choose to regulate their caloric intake but only germans will literally call their kid dieter

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

4 years

me, alone, while turning on my pc in the morning: "boot repair? i think you need to got to a cobbler for that buddy!" *laughs to myself into my coffee*

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

1 year

teaching zippy about the mechanics of improvised explosive devices

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@sakonedik

3 years

little baby

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2 years

it's obviously great but i find it really funny to be sitting in a mandatory neurodiversity training session at work

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@sakonedik

6 years

@AkhtarJa @sebmck I use numbers to avoid the quote marks

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3 years

new job slack is pretty sick

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

4 years

In this picture: I was 16 years old and @alexjoloy made us fake press passes for a Mexican magazine so we could go on the london eye for free

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

5 years

Goddamn it i laughed out loud

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

2 years

the man who did my circumcision died. as many many beautiful men and women have told me, he was a true artist. BDE

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

4 years

i was just complaining about wine (the non-emulator) and nat said "sounds like you've already installed whine"

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

1 year

I am very proud of @hellolatke my beautiful wife

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george tsores 🐀

@sakonedik

4 years

the government should show their commitment to fighting antisemitism and give special dispensation for jewish men to break social distancing to hug their mothers

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