Aus ☆ @saintuherb Twitter profile

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@saintuherb

6 years

hey I never planned on being alive after highschool so I’m going thru life completely blind and ur watching Disney channel ∧＿ ∧　（｡꒦ິω꒦ິ｡)つ━☆・*。　　　°。 *´¨) 　　　　　　　　　.· ´¸ .·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) 　　　　　　　　　　(¸.·´ (¸.·'* ☆

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@saintuherb

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do locals just bully u and then copy your exact style & personality years later?? Like is that their job?

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@saintuherb

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Me on Twitter vs me on Instagram

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@saintuherb

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𝐌𝐘 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐆𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐄☝🏼

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@saintuherb

6 years

no, the doc martens don’t come off during sex

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@saintuherb

7 years

girls typing on their phones w their acrylics is so therapeutic, clickity clack those claws lil mama😋 <3

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@saintuherb

7 years

me: hi local: I hate small talk.😅 I wanna go on dates to target & watch Frozen in my fuzzy socks. I want to talk about the universe & have missionary sex to Christmas music 🙈

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@saintuherb

6 years

I suck at cuddling.. 5 minutes in and I’m asking if u still like me

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@saintuherb

6 years

an app like tinder but for ppl with mental illness who need someone to hangout with in the middle of the night, where my bitches wit tormented souls at

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@saintuherb

5 years

bro quit drinking cow milk u scarin the hoes

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@saintuherb

6 years

being broke & still leaving good ass tips for ur servers is big dick energy

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@saintuherb

7 years

bisexuals get their heart broken twice as much, we’re stronger & braver than any U.S. marine

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@saintuherb

6 years

people who still view tattoos in a negative way & stereotype ppl with tattoos need to grow up, it’s 2018 we worship art now bitch

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@saintuherb

4 years

back to the ol’ ways

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@saintuherb

7 years

I’m a sucker for that romance shit, if you’d just wanna hold hands & look up at the stars my heart would probably burst

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7 years

stranger: *compliments me* me: I have your back for life, call me if u need anything, txt me when u get home safely<3

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@saintuherb

6 years

is there something u fucking need

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@saintuherb

6 years

me after playing red dead redemption

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@saintuherb

6 years

me: h- people with brown eyes: 👁 👁 👃🏻 👄 Blue eyes are cool but I mean.. have u ever seen brown eyes when the sun hits them? It’s like a honey dipped golden color hehe idk I think they’re hazel

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@saintuherb

7 years

It’s my birthday 2day, rt for a chance to get ur name tatted on my face<3

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@saintuherb

6 years

normal ppl do not understand what it’s like to not fall asleep until 6 A.M. or to suffer from exhaustion, bitches always tell me to “go to bed earlier” like the fuck, I draw power from the night

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@saintuherb

4 years

daydreamin, what now

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@saintuherb

6 years

It’s my birthday, save a horse ride a cowboy!

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6 years

me: locals are so fuckin weird bro local: hey wanna come on an adventure to Denny’s at 3 A.M.? me: omg yes uwu (▰˘◡˘▰) <3

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@saintuherb

5 years

If you can see this tweet you’ve been personally invited to a picnic by the pond

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@saintuherb

7 years

not 2 exaggerate but women are really out here being straight up angels & blessing the world with their magic

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@saintuherb

7 years

ur lucky if you can just post selfies all the time like it’s no big deal, I can only take a good pic of myself once every full moon when my power is at its peak

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@saintuherb

6 years

men at the metgala are so disappointing, like u have all that money & show up in a suit? I’d kill that shit, come in lookin like fuckin Lucifer with wings covered in Swarovski crystals

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@saintuherb

6 years

maybe I do look good in red

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@saintuherb

5 years

glo or whateva

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5 years

just got pulled over by the police & this man asked if I had any illegal drugs or weapons in the car & my anxious ass really responded with “just McDonalds sprite”

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1 year

before & after my edible😣

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@saintuherb

7 years

dangly earring: on dick: out

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@saintuherb

5 years

suck it

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@saintuherb

6 years

watching the sunrise/sunset w someone u care about is so surreal, i sound like a fuckin fortune cookie but that shit is like an antidepressant

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@saintuherb

6 years

my classes started 2day! I feel like a good lil college boy 🦋🔐

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6 years

my serotonin: sorry I dipped lol

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@saintuherb

5 years

stopping by to say hello

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@saintuherb

5 years

gaming, dick is out

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@saintuherb

7 years

I look like a fuckkin lost puppy out here

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@saintuherb

7 years

if u break my heart imma make it look sexy

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@saintuherb

6 years

I feel like I’m falling so behind in life at the moment, I could really use that bullet powerup from Mario Kart to catch the fuck up

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5 years

stop & stare

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@saintuherb

6 years

I took my beanie off for u, pls respond

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@saintuherb

5 years

definitely not screenshots from a vid of me... gaming or whateva

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@saintuherb

6 years

it hurt but I’m happy

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@saintuherb

4 years

day drunk

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@saintuherb

6 months

damnit! It’s cunt!

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@saintuherb

5 years

ain’t no lie baby bi bi bi

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@saintuherb

5 years

single fatha

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@saintuherb

6 years

yes or fuck yeah

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@saintuherb

7 years

do u ever look at someone & think damn... I’m definitely gonna be up all night thinkin about u & making up romantic scenarios in my head

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@saintuherb

6 years

the moon is sexy and if u don’t agree then we aren’t compatible

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@saintuherb

5 years

cut off all my hair & dyed it dark, scream with me

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@saintuherb

7 years

my lightweight ass after taking just a couple hits of a blunt

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@saintuherb

6 years

Channeling my immortal rockstar Lestat, searching for my queen of the damned

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@saintuherb

6 years

wow I have soo much shit to do my brain: depression nap :) me: but like I have to- my brain: de-pr-es-sion nap :)<3

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@saintuherb

7 years

note 2 self: stop giving your heart away to literally anyone, silly bitch

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@saintuherb

4 years

open up ur heart for a minUteHheehYea😏

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@saintuherb

7 years

I dyed my hair for the 1st time *WARNING* Goldilocks is dead [not clickbait]

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@saintuherb

7 years

I’m filled with so much love I always care about ppl who treated me like complete shit lol like damn bitch you ruined my life but I still hope ur doin okay

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@saintuherb

6 years

I have a bleach stain on my shirt but bubbles & buttercup got my back:)

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@saintuherb

6 years

u know when u were 14 & the main thing u had to worry about was customizing ur tumblr theme, ugh simpler times

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@saintuherb

7 years

yes I’m emotionally unavailable. yes I fall in love with everyone who’s nice to me. we exist

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@saintuherb

6 years

true power is flexing a bomb ass fit in 90 degree weather, yes I’m suffering but I’m doing it in 𝖘𝖙𝖞𝖑𝖊

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@saintuherb

7 years

how do ppl date so easily, i fall in love quick as fuck but it takes forever for me to get comfortable enough to DATE, the closest thing I’ve had to a relationship was inviting someone to my igloo on club penguin

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@saintuherb

4 years

imagine your card declines after the exorcism & they put the demon back inside you

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@saintuherb

6 years

idk how people are grown & still have beef with ppl, life is so much more complex I don’t have the time or energy to be hating anyone, I just do me bby

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@saintuherb

4 years

creature of the night

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4 years

days like these

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@saintuherb

7 years

I’m a slut for people who have an artistic mindset & view the world thru a different perspective

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@saintuherb

6 years

I developed a crush that’ll probably ruin me, plus it’s finals week.. y’all won

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@saintuherb

7 years

some of us actually have depression & don’t just tweet about it to be 𝓇𝑒𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒶𝒷𝓁𝑒, ryan 🤪

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@saintuherb

6 years

late for an exam

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@saintuherb

7 years

why the fuck do I have to be so shy & awkward around people I don’t know?? I promise I’m the funniest & coolest person you’ll ever meet just give me like 5-7 business days to get comfortable

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@saintuherb

5 years

farm boy gets fucked hard by major depression [not clickbait]

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@saintuherb

6 years

maybe I am the alpha

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@saintuherb

7 years

it’s 2028, ur plug comes up & smacks ur butt as u unplug the crockpot full of lady Doritos, ur kids are doing lines of coke off the dining room table, iCarly throwbacks are playing in the other room, u hear “Random Dancing” & ur heart is full😌

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@saintuherb

5 years

you got it boss

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@saintuherb

6 years

being a lightweight is a blessing & a curse, I spent an entire night running up walls thinkin I was some mortal kombat character😔

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@saintuherb

6 years

I love putting flowers in someone’s hair before I cum on their face, I feel like a bumble bee pollinating a garden

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@saintuherb

7 years

I wish i had irl artsy friends with complex mindsets who’d be content with going on picnics & sharing strawberries under the sun, the only thing ppl like to do in my town is hangout at gas stations

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@saintuherb

6 years

Venice Be(bitch)ach

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@saintuherb

5 years

I’m the birthday thot

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@saintuherb

6 years

it’s so rude of my friends to have normal healthy sleeping patterns, who the hell am I supposed to hang with at 4 A.M. when I’m feeling spontaneous

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6 years

why are guys in college so ... nice to me, boys in HS called me a faggot for my style n personality & these college guys truly don’t give a fuck, am I one of the bros now😎

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@saintuherb

6 years

the thought of cutting everyone off & running far away to start a new life makes me so horny ugh

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@saintuherb

6 years

I’m so dead there is the prettiest girl in this thrift store, I keep walking by flexing my jawline pretending not to notice her ugh, she’s powerful I can tell

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@saintuherb

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u know the addy, pull up anytime