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just a girl who is very normal about things

20 | she/her | queer | infj
Joined February 2021
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oppenheimer bf barbie gf
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they’re so barbie coded
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1 year
all of ted lasso jamie tartt’s childhood
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1 year
honestly i don’t think the sheer amount of fucked up-ness of what jamie and roy did to keeley in the finale is talked about enough
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tell me your toxic trait as a ted lasso stan
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1 year
PHIL DUNSTER EMMY NOMINEE
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1 year
they’re soooo soulmates it’s insane
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1 year
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRETT GOLDSTEIN
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1 year
phil dunster getting the emmy nom is the equivalent to jamie getting pulled up to play for england
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1 year
ted lasso spin-off where there’s a royjamie keeleybecca double wedding like they have in glee
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just ted lasso emmy nominated boyfriends and girlfriends
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@wolfiesqualley me when eugene cut rapunzel's hair with that mirror shard
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1 year
sorry this was fucking insane
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9 months
i miss him sm
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8 months
this scene is so out of character for obvious reasons but after learning about jamie's father and the things he has done i dont think roy would have ever HIT jamie.
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Don’t even get me started
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10 months
sorry i still can’t believe ted lasso season 3 causally drops that jamie was r*ped as a child and then never brought it up again
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11 months
BRETT GOLDSTEIN HAS A DEGREE IN FEMINISM?
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MY FRIEND JUST GOT UP TO THE ROY AND JAMIE FIGHT IN THE FINALE AND TEXTED ME THIS IM DYINHGHGEHJWF
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1 year
sorry i cant stop thinking about how bad this scene is… beard marrying jane…. ted not being at the wedding… the cgi… actually vile
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1 year
yeah
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ez ☾ • buddie fic📌
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the BEST ships always include someone who is clearly on the spectrum and the most depressed man you'll ever meet
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1 year
brett and phil are gonna be absolute menaces at the emmys. would not be surprised if they pull an andrew garfield/ryan reynolds stunt
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@wreningtonn OH LORD THE RED CARPET BEHAVIOUR IS GONNA BE INSANE I KNOW IT
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Happy 28th birthday Bisexuality
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i’m sick literally sick
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1 year
PHIL DUNSTER READ MY TWEET BYEEEE
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9 months
this ted lasso scene always has my jaw on the floor
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9 months
this is jamie tartt btw
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8 months
@stormbxrnbaby ikr like they literally have ONE job😭 just make neuman explode his head or something
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1 year
this would so be jamie’s coming out post ngl
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missing them
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everyone in sunflowers: omg let’s have a pillow fight!! jamie’s trauma plot:
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1 year
roy’s smothering nature and jamie’s need for attention would make them really compatible in a relationship and i’m not afraid to say it
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@aliyahInterlude she’s a little confused but she got the spirit
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1 year
he literally ate so hard in this outfit
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1 year
say what you want about ted lasso season 3, but you have to admit it has some of the best episodes of the entire show. Sunflowers and Mom City are objectively incredible.
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they were having a gay-off 😭
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1 year
? tf was this line
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1 year
roy w the long beard was a different breed
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9 months
WHAT
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NO WAY PHIL ACTUALLY MADE THAT SHOT WTFFF
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1 year
this should be jamie’s new hair if there’s a ted lasso spin-off tbh
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1 year
can they stop gaying up the place i’m so serious rn
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9 months
WHAT
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no one speak to me don’t hmu only real ones know
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1 year
most normal jamie tartt headline
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11 months
jamie doesn’t actually love keeley he just thinks he does. he did not have the emotional maturity to be able to truly love someone in s2
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wren 🍉 OSCAR WIN !!!!!!!!
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what ted lasso opinion would have you like this
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10 months
bro forgot to switch accounts 💀
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11 months
i’m sorry this line was criminal how did we let them get away w this
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1 year
roy and jamie after a long day at work
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this is literally jamie coming out
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@itszaeok someone literally died from it so they put warnings at the kiosks now
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11 months
i’m sorry but how fucking funny would it be if there was a ted lasso spin off/season 4 and it’s revealed that roy’s full name is leroy kent
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1 year
roy kent is bisexual. because i am also bisexual and i say so!
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that’s enough brett
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there’s no way he’s not lgbt like i’m so serious rn
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lives were changed (mine)
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can they be normal for like 2 seconds
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they’re literally jamie and sam irl
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1 year
i’m sorry phil dunster is literally addicted to serving in every photo he’s in it’s insane
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[GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] “MY LEG…MY LEG” [CRYING] “WAAAH WAAAH” “SHUT THAT DAMN BABY UP” [HELICOPTER NOISES] [SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [GUNSHOTS] [SCREAMING NOISES] [YELLING] [FLAT LINE]
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ok
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11 months
there was absolutely no love triangle between roy keeley and jamie. roy and keeley loved each other and jamie liked her in s2 and apparently in s3 but keeley never even showed any signs at all of liking him back atp (1/2)
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what ted lasso opinion would have you like this
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i’m sorry did sam just cough up feathers
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i’m sorry the fact that this was a real shot was insane
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apple tv should have used this picture for the phil emmy announcement idc
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@Buncahn JUSTICE FOR JESSICA
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billy and phil matching
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1 year
i’m about to run full force into a wall
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yeah
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“psst… you’re gay”
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ok so can we all agree that roy went to brazil w jamie after the show ended
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@stormbxrnbaby the moment marie called them a weirdo they knew they got it on lock
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1 year
jamie vlogging in nyc and then gets chased by an elmo in times square
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we were really robbed of more jamie vlogging tbh
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this is jamie tartt in an interview ok
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9 months
i love rebecca and keeley so much its actually insane. im just thinking about how beautiful their friendship is rn
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phil dunster reading my tweet in a buzzfeed video and brett goldstein answering my question at his show…. i’m like thanos collecting the stones
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[GLASS SHATTERING] [CAR CRASH] [PEOPLE SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] “MY LEG…MY LEG” [CRYING] “WAAAH WAAAH” “SHUT THAT DAMN BABY UP” [HELICOPTER NOISES] [SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [GUNSHOTS] [SCREAMING NOISES] [YELLING] [FLAT LINE]
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roy was so hurt during this scene and it makes me wanna cry and vom
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honestly i don’t get why y’all don’t understand why roy left keeley. he broke up with her for the same reason he left chelsea. he cannot handle being left first. being practically abandoned by his parents when they sent him away at 9 + losing his grandfather deeply affected him
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no we never gave jamie enough credit for this line it was funny as hell
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1 year
jamie tartt with painted nails where is it
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ted lasso spin off episode the team goes to a night club and theyre all drunk they’re playing new romantics by taylor swift and jamie is wearing glitter and earrings and jamie forces roy to dance w him and roy has fun and then they kiss on the dance floor
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the inherit queerness of jamie tartt and roy kent in season 1 of ted lasso
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mentally i’m still here. if u even care
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curls and beard roy was elite
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what the hell was even happening in this show
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this is jamie tartt btw
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LMFAO I FORGOT ABT THIS SCENE WITH ROY LEISURELY EATING AND JAMIE JUST THROWING UP
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roy: am i supposed to be the little girl?!? ted:
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“with my boyfriend phil dunster”
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we accept the love we think we deserve.
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💀 ok
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1 year
apple tv let jamie tartt have a boyfriend
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real tbh
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that fuck ass bob
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9 months
josh hutcherson walked so phil dunster could run
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jamie is wearing booty shorts and for what….. he’s my bi rep
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missing them
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why is jamie LOOKING AT HIM LIKE THAT
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