Hannah @sagedoesthings_ Twitter profile

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

9 months

Identify things you think are neat. Learn the things. Do the things.

techsiren ♡ྀི

@techhsiren

9 months

u can train urself to do anything

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@stormrobinson @TrevorProject Huge community notes win - they’ve been spewing this lie for years

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

12 years

@jaibrooks1 my mum called me a twit and i was like 'OMG IM A PREGNANT GOLDFISH!! ASDFGHKGLPREGNANTGOLDFISHNOISESADFGHFJ" :D

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Hannah

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1 year

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

10 months

@BasedBeffJezos My LinkedIn has been flooded with e/acc chatter since your Lex interview 🫡

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@troonytoons “Any girls/gurls” 😭😭😭

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

11 months

@dingboard_ Sir? 🥺

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@ShitpostGate

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@LilaGraceRose I agree with so much of this! I think sharing a family photo occasionally is still putting your child's face and body online where creeps actively seek children out. I'm all for complete privacy with children online. I just don't think it's possible to honor a child by sharing

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

2 years

@AgingWhiteGay I watched a decent chunk of this live. It was hard to watch. Everyone was uncomfortable. Chris was also notable more rude, making fun of some of the fan art.

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

Met a 32 yo professor who owns a 3 bedroom house and uses one whole bedroom for storing dirty laundry. Says he’s waiting for the girl of his dreams to handle it some day and just buys new clothes.

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

9 months

@mrsmeganeverly I’m an “of course!“ gal through and through

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@dieworkwear The lack of uniformity too 😭

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@wayofftheres

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

10 months

For sale: baby

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@realDonaldGazer you got dingged

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

2 years

“For a people that preach about self-acceptance, there is nobody on this earth more obsessed with labels and people fitting neatly into predetermined boxes.”

Mike Harlow

@NotMikeHarlow

2 years

For all my homocons, rebels, & wrongthinkers ❤️ Check out my new Substack essay ⬇️

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Hannah

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1 year

@troonytoons

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@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@troonytoons The hand veins 😖🤢

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@shoe0nhead I am reluctantly becoming a shoe stan

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

10 months

Starting some consulting work and need to physically restrain myself from making a website and business entity just to find its name cringey days later. Initially thought something with “Sage” bc I love my name, but I’m not a wise elder on any topics and don’t wanna be mistaken

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

9 months

Life is good. Pretty weird to shift from quantum software to hardware, but I’m doing it!? First consulting project in the bag! 🤠

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@CartoonsHateHer Relate to this with wedding planning. I’m going for springtime picnic vibes, not winter doom and gloom.

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@CDCDirector I love theater!!

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

Did the thing ✅

Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

Cookin up somethin good today 🙏

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@deb_fillman She’s stuck on the population level - some of these general truths exist but applied to every individual is sad and wrong 🥺

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

11 months

Just realized when someone asked about our relationship that we completely missed our anniversary, November 2nd. Happy seven years @ToBeAtAll - glad it wasn’t just me who forgot lol ❤️

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

Life Hack: just ask for milk. Wasn’t on the menu, so I just politely asked. Got it for free. Going to attempt this everywhere I go.

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@Project_Veritas I see y’all and your consistent work! Keep it up! The haters are showing their tribalism.

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

10 months

I miss grading math 🥲

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

11 months

I have a whole ass house (sans a bathroom and bedroom) to eventually decorate and no coherent aesthetic. I must be stopped - just painted a shamrock shake closet 😭

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Hannah

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1 year

@DisaffectedPod DONE

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

I CAN TASTE THE GROUT

Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

Back on track! Redguard done!!💥 Next: LAST BITS OF TUB SURROUND TILE AND FLOOR TILE LET’S GOOOO!! I can almost smell the grout and caulk!

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

9 months

@univrsw3th4rt Happily! And I’d separate the wedges, removing any loose stringy bits 🥰

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

10 months

Currently cringing at my username on a no-longer-active quantum software support forum: Quantum Sage 😭

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

9 months

Fun fails! I’m surprised I haven’t eaten shit on my concrete slab by now 😅

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

11 months

@DisaffectedPod It could be too humid, though I wouldn’t be surprised by planned obsolescence.

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

12 years

#FollowMe1DLyricChallenge i want u to follow me, follow me, follow me, yeah i want u to hit my button make it blue you know i love you! :D

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

2 years

“It doesn’t happen” -> “It’s not that bad”

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

We couldn’t finish the wall! Ended up needing to flatten a bit on the left. Instead, we put up the ledger board and a couple rows on the last wall. Easiest one so far (first try!!!) - the first was hellish. As for writing/music, I wrote a teeeeeny bit, but I’m not proud of it.

Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

Besides finishing a wall of tile, I’d like to do something artistic - writing or playing music.

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@dieworkwear I’d demand a refund geeeez

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

10 months

@techhsiren I don’t believe in pick me energy. Term coined by insecure females doin insecure female things. One of the worst online phrases right behind “(hot) take” for any opinion.

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Hannah

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10 months

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

9 months

Gonna blame it on the wind

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

10 months

Watching this interview with @ToBeAtAll and he’s giving the most energetic “E/ACC!!!!” battle cry every time it’s said

Tsarathustra

@tsarnick

10 months

Is e/acc a cult?

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

He answered her question honestly. She threw a tantrum. Maybe she’s born with it #MaybeItsClusterB

AskAubry 🦝

@ask_aubry

1 year

Oh hell no. I hope she never responds.

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

9 months

The right social outing can energize introverts 😌

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@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@libsoftiktok @Starbucks I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

11 months

Glad I had friends who helped me see through the manipulation when an abusive boyfriend threatened to kill himself if I left him in high school. This is the exact same abuse.

PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇬🇧

@prideukorg

11 months

👏👏👏

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

2 years

@Rainmaker1973 @BurnerCoast I’m so curious - do you believe in spirits or anything spooky with mirrors? This gives me the heebie jeebies, but I’m not sure how much is from the concept of infinity versus the concept of a “spirit portal” from mirrors facing each other. I’m not crazy I swear! 😅🤪

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

10 months

And I’m getting married this year! Probably not a good idea to brand around my name’s impending destruction.

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

11 months

@DisaffectedPod The stepmother :)

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Hannah

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1 year

@DavePunFun I LOVE HER

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

11 months

Photos taken two hours apart

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

You can’t wait for marriage for the unprotected sex. I can’t wait for gifting each other handguns. We are not the same.

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Hannah

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1 year

@drrollergator Looks yummy - a firm crunch

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

kale has been spackling. I’ve been cookin and smokin too many cigarettes. Giving the zyns a chance. And I am a different person than the me that chose the neon green paint sample. I forgive myself.

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

11 months

@RealCaloJones Could a bot do this?

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

9 months

Having our first dinner party this Friday, and I could explode from anticipation! There’s nothing like cooking for other people!!! 🥰

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9 months

Brb throwing away every other mug I own

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

9 months

My future sister in law crocheted me this hat for Christmas, and I can’t wait to crochet next to her later today! Something about a couple ladies and their yarn that makes my heart burst! 🥰💞

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

Picnic 🎀

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@DisaffectedPod “Multiple personality disorder” is the most fun to laugh at but the one to keep the most distance from

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@sagedoesthings_

1 year

What can I say? I exude hardware store employee vibes.

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1 year

Saying AI generated art isn’t “real art” is analogous to saying music created with instruments isn’t “real music.”

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1 year

@browserdotsys Not too bitchy. I wouldn’t say sorry if you aren’t though. A good ol’ “no” sounds just right.

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@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@stormrobinson Same level cringe as non-skaters in thrasher attire, but all time high is masking in public over halfway through 2023

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

Let. Him. Eat. Thought this big slug was a snake at first.

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@sagedoesthings_

10 months

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

Back on track! Redguard done!!💥 Next: LAST BITS OF TUB SURROUND TILE AND FLOOR TILE LET’S GOOOO!! I can almost smell the grout and caulk!

Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

We missed covering three screws during the flattening process (and I didn’t make enough primer - not that important since we have to prime again after covering the screws). The primer needs an hour to dry. Then the thinset needs 24 hours to dry. Set back more than a whole day

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

9 months

Today is a rare one-egg day

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

Wholesome OVERLOAD! ✨💖✨

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

Second time being mistaken as an employee at a hardware store 🥸

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

11 years

Well today made me love walmart even more :) @courtneydargis @logangober #falling

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@techhsiren

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1 year

@garydunion @dieworkwear 🤣🤣🤣

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

Old friends are usually only a text away 😌

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@PaulaYScanlan Vivek has been getting a lot of attention lately - unsure how natural his rise is 👀

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@sagedoesthings_

1 year

@ToBeAtAll “It starts with the bathroom” makes it sound like there wasn’t also months of demolition and urine removal 😰

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@sagedoesthings_

11 months

I’m a simple folk

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@sagedoesthings_

2 years

@NotMikeHarlow Well put. I enjoy your attitude shining through. Can’t wait for more long-form content!

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@sagedoesthings_

1 year

FINALLY ABLE TO WASH OUR HANDS OF THIS WHOLE ORDEAL, LITERALLY! Grouting shower and finishing toilet installation today! 🥹

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1 year

we now have a bathroom sink a really good feeling, connecting the plumbing you roughed-in to a fixture

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@sagedoesthings_

1 year

Got that thang on me (Pokémon HeartGold)

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

9 months

Depression cured by scream singing along to the entirety of Toxic by System of a Down while doing many things I’ve been pushing off 💅

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

Me after scrolling for the third hour straight

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@Rainmaker1973

1 year

The star-shaped cataracts developed in the eyes of an electrician after a serious work-related accident caused electricity to run through his body. His shoulder came into contact with 14,000 volts of potential difference [read more: ]

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@sagedoesthings_

1 year

Y’all ever just ?

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1 year

@drrollergator

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

11 months

TIL the duct that removes smoke from a fireplace is a chimney flue not a flute

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

Feelin the urge to go cough in there

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NEW: This is a photo that was just sent to me of Sen. @EdMarkey 's office on Capitol Hill where he still forces people to wear masks and has this giant sign outside of it. Markey just blocked Sen. @JDVance1 's bill to ban federal mask mandates.

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

9 months

@_inju Incredible

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

1 year

Kids in the neighborhood shouted “ALIENS!”

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

9 months

I don’t want to talk to someone while he/she is sexually aroused. If I hear a man claim he gets horny from wearing a dress, and I see him in a dress, I will look away! Gross! Go home! Not playing your gross sex games.

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Hannah

@sagedoesthings_

10 months

We have a bunch of projects on the fixer upper going on right now, but we may need to wait til spring for lawn grading! Second snow of the season starting!

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