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bottoms who sob and whine and say "it's too tight! it can't fit!" 😍
TOPS who sob and whine and say "you're too tight! I can't fit!" 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 (and then they /make/ it fit)
"hE wOuLd NOT saY tHat" well yeah he wouldn't because this is a transfromative work of fanfiction where he's been put in situations he's not been in before within the context of his canon story. I think we can all be a little gentler and more forgiving with ourselves about this.
actually the meaning of life is knowing exactly which kinks your friends are into and then sending them fanfics or fanart ft. those kinks with the specific intention of making your friends bust a fat nut. platonic nut blasting. make your friends cum via smut, life is short
during sex
me: hurt me
you: bakugou's ego was wrongfully and disproportionately inflated as a child, which gave him a complex
me: wait
you: kids feared and respected him but didn't really want to be his friend. deku did, but bakugou pushed him away out of insecurity
me: STOP
Reason # 302 why Furudate's writing is so excellent, if not genius:
Hinata Shouyou, the protagonist of a shonen sports manga, does not necessarily always act like a protagonist in a shonen sports manga.
aka:
A (Brief) Character Study of Yamaguchi Tadashi.
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i think it's incredibly sexy of Furudate to make Haikyuu's entire central message basically be this—
Hinata all through high school: "Uwahh!! I am surrounded by hot beefy boys who can pick me up and slam me against the wall!"
Hinata post-timeskip: "I am the hot beefy boy now."
intern Kirishima fucking Pro Hero Dynamight in the office after hours, Katsuki's fat tits pressed up against the glass walls of the conference room as the young horny stud plows him like a bull, making the glass rattle in its casings
@nushanchel
@ShoutosHandKink
I'm in love with the idea of Aki having absolutely no idea what gender Angel is Supposed To Be in the first place even after they've kissed like five times, and when he hears this he just takes a wild guess and loves the answer either way 🥺😭❤️❤️
Haikyuu s3 ep12:
Can we talk about this moment here? It was very small and very quiet. Hinata bows to Hoshiumi because he'd just heard Hoshiumi say to the reporter what he'd always wanted to be told: "Even if you're small, it doesn't make you completely helpless." (contd.)
Interviewer: Kageyama-san, tell us about those powerful serves you used on the Black Jackals.
Kageyama, breathless post-game: Hinata received it, did you see that?
Interviewer: Uh, yeah I guess. Did you expect him to?
Kageyama, looking off-camera and smiling warmly: Of course.
me: I love getting the little emails from AO3 when I get a comment on one of my fics, I wish I got more of those :(
my brain: post more fics then
me: no, no post! only AO3 email
XXL BIG wolf hybrid Kirishima who's given a rut toy specially made for his unusual size. it's a latex sex doll for max realism so Kiri is more likely to use it than hump the couches in the shelter. one day, tho, he's too deep in his rut and he grabs the handler, Bakugou, instead.
ok so I haven't actually seen any tweets about it, just people's reactions to other people saying it, so I'll just say this:
Yes the "freak quick attack" started with KageHina.
Yes it was their signature move.
But it was a move from a different time +
kirideku bodyswap: kiri wakes up and immediately is like "I must be so gentle with Mido-bro's body, he is small and easily breakable :( I'll take care of him!" and carefully walks back to his room to find Deku is naked and has jerked of Kiri's massive dick 5 times
Kageyama bouncing Hinata on his dick, Hinata gripping the headboard, arms stretched out and face flushed over K's head, K pressing his fingers *deep* into the meat of H's ass, his thumbs hooked on H's hip bones for leverage as he bounces H like a toy... 😵💫🥵😩
Katsuki almost passes out when the bulge in his belly from Kiri's dick also presses up against the glass. Kiri is basically trying to fuck him through the wall until it shatters
7'2 puppy hybrid Kirishima with a dick that hangs down to his knee when it's out of its sheath and his 5'7 owner Bakugou who physically cannot stop his huge dumb pup from mounting him whenever the big brat is horny (which is always)
Alpha wolf Blood Riot teaching Alpha puppy Kirishima how to fuck Omega Bakugou like a fleshlight. Kiri sobs and apologizes to Baku as he slams away inside him cuz it feels so good and he can't stop, and Blood Riot is like "why are you apologizing, look at this slut, he loves it"
college bro Kirishima in the ER cuz he got his dick stuck in his fleshlight and Nurse Bakugou is just glaring at him disparagingly like "this absolute IDIOT" and Kiri is super embarrassed and Bkg has to break the news to him that his dick is too big for a fleshlight this size
Kirishima, naked as the day he was born and sitting across Bakugou's lap, face buried in Baku's tits as he suckles on them noisily, while Baku slowly strokes Kiri's fat cock, milking him for orgasm after lazy orgasm while Kiri moans into his tits like a baby
I think haikyuu fans afraid to call hinata "sunshine baby" (which he is) gotta remember that it's perfectly okay to do that, and to simultaneously acknowledge that he's a boss, a badass bitch, a strong mthfckr. both can be true, hinata is not a 1-D character, he has multitudes.
Hello, I would like to talk about Tanaka and Asahi's hands clenching as Hinata goes up for his broad attack, which ends up being a fake out for Bokuto. They were wing spikers to Hinata's decoy, and it is still in their instinct to spike once he clears the way for them. Im sobbing
3rd year Kirishima is "big dog who thinks he's a little dog" energy because he's still rocking his favorite t-shirts from 1st year but they are BARELY holding on as his fat tits stretch the chest and his wide shoulders bust the seams and his arms bulge the sleeves... 🥵😔❤️💦💦
krbk thigh fucking where Kirishima's dick is so big it physically pushes Bakugou's thighs apart every time he thrusts between them and Bkg has to squeeze them together again so Kiri has enough friction, because Bkg is allll about servicing his big-dick himbo 😌✨️
But Haikyuu!! isn't trying to sell us any one ideology like "Friendship will help you overcome struggles!" or "The power of determination beats all!" It's real life. Characters fail. Fail often. Fail brutally. Like Yamaguchi Tadashi.
Kirishima cums so hard he bursts the condom open every single time he fucks Bakugou, and within three weeks of them dating and starting to have sex, Bakugou's pregnancy test is already saying he's knocked up because his beast of a boyfriend can't stop breaking the fucking condoms
Kiri fucks Baku stupid, manhandling him and throwing him around cuz he genuinely thinks he's just fucking his toy like usual and he's so far gone in his rut that he can't be bothered to check that the thing he's fucking like a beast actually has a pulse and is begging him to stop
best Kirishima is when he's big and meaty. thick thighs that shake when he walks, fat ass and fatter tits, biceps like boulders and shoulders like fucking iron girders, a strong barrel of a stomach, and-yes, of course-a cock as big as his entire forearm. he's big big boy. massive
A young and confused and emotional teenage boy chases after the friend he has always stood beside and behind quietly and submissively, trying to shake Tsukki from his downward spiral, grips him desperately by the shirt, and screams at him in the night about pride.
Kiri's 44 y/o neighbor, Bakugou Katsuki, has got to be the hottest dilf in this hemisphere of the Earth. Or, is he still a dilf when he's got mommy milkers the size of Kiri's head? Milf milkers? Whatever. Kiri wants the old man. Bad.
He just has no idea what to do about it!
Kirishima in a muzzle fucking Bakugou who's holding the big guy on a leash. Kiri can't be trusted with those sharp teeth, especially since the first time they fucked he almost bit off a big chunk of flesh from Bakugou's shoulder. the muzzle stays on or no sex for Kiri
Kiri's balls are so big they never really "pull up" close to his body as balls do, so he always feels them hanging low and heavy, and they rub against his thighs when he climbs the stairs, getting in his way. he HAS to manspread when he sits to give them room. big fucking balls.
Hinata doesn't have an answer for Yamaguchi because he doesn't need to have one; he's a teenager. He's a child. He's not a fountain of wisdom spewing dramatic monologues about Friendship & Willpower & Determination. He's awkward & a little dumb & a whole lot of passionate
Kirishima "I need a bucket to catch all the cum when I orgasm" Eijirou and Bakugou "Fill me up like a water balloon, you enormous stupid himbo" Katsuki
Yamaguchi: What would you say to Tsukki right now?
Hinata: Nothing.
Hinata: What would you say, Yamaguchi?
Often shonen protags encounter characters, struggle with them either physically or ideologically, then win them over somehow, thus proving their ideology and the manga's.
Writing is a series of decisions, & sometimes the best choice is negation.
Hinata's reaction to Tsukishima's attitude is simple: "You can't make someone want to play if they don't want to, so why bother trying to motivate him?"
Kirishima doesn't have sex with Bakugou, he mauls Baku like an animal and nearly breaks the little spitfire in half every single time, uncontrollable once he loses himself to his lust, nonverbal and grunting like a beast and dumbly humping at Baku till he plows him into the floor
Rather than setting Hinata up as the protagonist who convinces all the other characters to "Play from your heart" or "Believe in the power of your spike" or some other typical shonen line, he's a teenager who wants to get better at the sport he loves.
Hinata's driven to improve to the point of self-centeredness, he's got no grasp of technique, & he awkwardly declares to opponents, loudly, in public, that he will defeat them. He's noisy & fidgety & provokes his teammates a lot.
But still, you can't help but watch him fly.
Every time I come back to the Tokyo training arc where Tsukishima has his run-in with Bokuto & Kuroo (~oya~oya?), & Yamaguchi asks Hinata "What would you say to Tsukki right now?" I can't help but applaud Furudate's decision NOT to have Hinata give some big speech.
big dumb himbo jock Kirishima who crashes on preppy Bakugou's couch after the football game Friday night, rank with sweat and grime and still in his pads. Bkg offers to give him a massage "for all his hard work today." half an hour later Kiri is balls deep in Bkg's pussy 🍑💦
KAGEYAMA DICK FIGURE NOT A DRILL THIS IS NOT A DRILL IT'S KAGEYAMA DICK FIGURE HOLY FUCK HOLYYY FUCK THIS IS THE ONLY THING I WANT OH LORD AND I WILL NEVER ASK FOR ANYTHING ELSE AGAIN FUUUUCUCJFKVJFKFKCJFKFKVKFKHGGGGGRRRRRHHABBNARKBARKBARKBARKBARKSGFJDKFKFJDSK
"What more do you need than pride"
Yamaguchi is projecting here. He's so desperate to help his friend, to shake him up, to give him something to fight for, that he projects onto Tsukishima. Because that's what we do as people. I make your problems mine, I make my problems yours.
haikyuu 380 spoilers
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KAGEYAMA'S SMILE WHEN HINATA RECEIVES HIS MONSTER SERVE THAT TOOK OUT THE FRENCH TEAM. LIKE IT WAS NOTHING. HE SMILES. HE ISN'T WORRIED OR UPSET OR ANGRY BECAUSE WHO CARES ABOUT THAT. HE IS ELATED. HINATA IS HERE AT LAST.
What we get, Yamaguchi & us, is Hinata shrugging & saying idk man, my dude Tsukki's acting like a lil punk right now, whaddya gonna do lol.
What are you going to do?
Hinata asks Yamaguchi that.
What are you going to do?
"What would you say to him?"
Those were Kiyoko's words to Yachi at the start of Season 2, and they ring true here, too. Or Tendou to Ushijima: "I think what drives a lot of people is childish."
As in, you don't need some Grand Purpose. You don't need some Huge Reason to love something.
as a monsterfucker, I say we need to get back to basics when it comes to size difference. the monster should be big. yes. the human is small. of course. the monster's cock should be so big that when the human sits on it, they are rendered into nothing more than a condom. capisce?
What Furudate does with this character's arc is subtle and loud and slow to build and quick to rise. What Furudate does is what the world does for us: put people in our lives who touch us, affect us, and help us grow. We are who we are because of who has touched our lives.
But that isn't what Yamaguchi is looking for. He wants some big inspirational speech to shake Tsukishima out of his funk. And we, as the readers, want the same thing. We expect our protagonist—the radiant sun—to shine the light onto the gloomy moon (the metaphor established +
give me pervy Deku with absolutely no sense of boundaries when it comes to Quirk mishaps!! he's been bodyswapped with his hunky classmate? time to figure that shit out through any and all observational analyses, including physical stimuli by jacking off his friend's huge dick!!
Please, please, if this thread finds you outside the Haikyuu fandom, please consider reading or watching Haikyuu. Furudate is an incredible writer, and the story is phenomenal. It will touch your life.
We don't get a stirring speech by Hinata about how Tsukishima needs to embrace the power of Teamwork.
What we get is this:
A side-character who's still kind of important approaches another side-character who's starting to get his development and inspires him.
We get this:
there are people who got into haikyuu after s3 aired who are going to be experiencing it weekly for the first time ever and it makes me so happy that they will get to know the joy of new episodes every week... and the ache of waiting a week for the next one. both are important
Sometimes, the greatest passions of your life can begin when you stop your bike outside a TV store, and see a spiker leap through the air, and you think, I want to fly like him.
Kageyama in Italy, right? You know what that means: he comes home with lots of Italian recipes and So Much olive oil. Every time he tries to use it for cooking tho, Hinata grabs the bottle, dumps it all across his chest, rubs it into his pecs, and says "Tobio, eat ME instead."
Hinata is a protagonist you want to cheer for. But he is not the mouthpiece for Furudate's "message" or "agenda" through the manga. I mentioned Hinata & Yamaguchi's conversation about Tsukishima because it's one of my favorite moments of writing that leads to an excellent payout.
Omega Bakugou who is on every birth control known to man and hates the idea of getting pregnant, and Alpha Kirishima who cums inside Bkg one (1) time with so much force and with such volume he immediately gets Bkg pregnant anyway 😵💫😔 big dumb Alpha with his big dumb cock! 😡
This is a teenager talking, & it's accurate. Hinata wants to get better at the sport he loves. He sees Tsukishima's attitude & figures, "Well, HE doesn't want to get better in individual practice, oh well."
Not in the sense of unloading troubles onto your friends. I'm talking about empathy. The ability to connect with someone through raw, visceral emotion. As always, Furudate is leading us to the larger picture: it's about how we connect. It's about how we care for each other.
Kirishima's fat cock stretches Bakugou's Baku-bussy around that thick girth, nice and wide, but Kiri likes to pull back till just the swollen, oversensitive tip is snugly plugging up that fluttering hole, that way he can watch his own dick throb and swell as it pumps Bkg full 💦
but Bakugou is just like "fuck, I mean I guess I can help you kid" and then hops on Kiri's dick making Kiri yelp and his hands hover over Bkg's slim waist, before they come down and grab his hips and start working Bkg up and down on his cock like his new fleshlight 😌🍆💦💦
you ever think about Hinata *realizing* he's hot? like maybe after his first year in Rio, after all his training and new growth spurts, the dense muscle he's packed on, he notices the way people *look* at him, now. not the way they used to in high school, with amusement or pity—
Yamaguchi, and readers, were expecting The Protagonist to make some speech about willpower, but sometimes the reason for doing something is as simple as one's dignity, one's sense of pride in one's self.
Sometimes you don't need a reason to start something, just curiosity.
bull-hybrid Kirishima tied to a chair so he can't grab farmhand Bakugou to stop him as he bounces on Kiri's cock, wringing orgasm after orgasm from the poor breeding stud who was supposed to be in the barn hours ago for milking, but has been getting a private session instead 💦
Sometimes, our lives are touched by others in ways they may never know, and we connect in ways we cannot comprehend until it's all over, until the story is told, and we look back on our lives and say, Look at what I did with my one, proud life. Look at who my life touched.
This is such a brilliant move to have Yamaguchi say this to Tsukishima instead of Hinata, because it makes sense in the story. Yams is closer to Tsukki, has seen him grow (and refuse to grow, in this arc), and has a personal history with what makes Tsukki so reserved towards +
about what he loves. That's what drives him.
What drives Tsukishima? In the moment Hinata asks Yamaguchi what he would say to Tsukishima, Yamaguchi remembers his own failure as a pinch server, the humiliation, the promise to himself that next time, he would have no regrets.
Who doesn't feel a small chill up their spine when Yamaguchi reaches up and clutches tight to Tsukishima? Who doesn't start to tear up when he cries out so brokenly about their pride?
Will we walk tall and proud? Or will we slouch through life, never to lift our eyes to the sun? What more reason do you need to strive for victory, Yamaguchi is asking, than the simple desire to take pride in knowing you have done something, and done it well?
cw // age difference
19 y/o hulking beefy gym rat Kirishima who looms over his grouchy tiny spitfire 32 y/o neighbor Bakugou. he's got a puppy crush on Baku, comes over for dinner on Thursdays, and then fucks him so hard Bakugou can't walk until Sunday morning
Bakugou who has a reputation around UA for being a size queen and Kirishima who is like :( I'm too small for him he'll never want me :( and then one night after a party they hook up and it turns out Kirishima's dick is literally as big as Bakugou's thigh. they fuck, the end lol
Kirishima cumming so much Bakugou's entire body is glazed. he goes feral, licks it off his arms and hands, scrapes big globs of it off his tits to shove in his mouth, savoring the taste. Kiri's just like 😳 then Bkg grabs his balls and snarls "again. I want a fuckin shower, Red"
#krbk
nsfw, Christmas
Kirishima does the "dick in a box" to surprise Bakugou on Christmas morning with some sexy time, but he needs two boxes end-to-end to cover his whole dick because it's too big for the first box he picked out and cut a hole in 🍆🍆🍆
in the same episode/manga arc). We expect the author to speak through the protag & give us, the readers, insight into the story's main "message."
But that isn't what Yamaguchi gets. And it's not what we get.
Kirishima in the locker room showers, soft dick hanging dark and heavy between his legs, the tip right above his knees, ballsack resting on Katsuki's head like a crown, who's crouched between Kiri's legs, worshiping those big, full balls, getting that fat cock nice and hard
volleyball and treating it like "just a club." This is a brilliant move because it gives more weight to the words when Tsukishima hears them, and thus they carry more weight when we read them. It makes narrative sense, so it makes sense to us to be powerfully impacted.
Baku's already cum 3 times on Kiri's cock, but Blood Riot just smiles and tells Kiri to keep going, to keep chasing his own pleasure inside Baku's tight, warm heat, because Blood Riot wants Kiri to make the little Omega cum even more, wants to see him cum dry on the puppy's cock.
Bokuto: "If you experience that moment, it'll really get you hooked on volleyball."
Akiteru, Tsukki's disgraced older brother.
And Tsukki's declaration to Yamaguchi, that he would stop Ushijima.
And that's it, isn't it? We, too, feel empathy for their failures and shortcomings, their triumphs and victories. We, too, know the sting to our wounded egos. I'm not talking about arrogance, here. I'm talking about dignity, how we carry ourselves.
kirishima who has to bottom most of the time because his dick is too massive for anyone to take but he's an antsy aggressive bull of a meathead who just wants to plow someone's tight hole. Saturdays are for the bros, tho, and that's when Sero and Denki come over to prep Bakugou
Why do you think Furudate is including all those little bios with each new character reveal post timeskip? Look, Haikyuu says, look at your protagonists. Look at the ones who you have cherished and followed for so long. They've made it. They're okay. They are happy.
the moment you start writing fanfiction, the writing for any given character is going to be "out of character." fanfiction is only the writer's best inference about how A might react to situation X, while B might react to X another way. all you have is your best guess.
blah blah Kirishima mistakes Baku for his rut toy and since his rut toy was a life-sized sex doll he doesn't even realize anything wrong as he sinks into that (strangely tighter than usual) little hole and bounces his toy on his cock. did his toy make noises like that before? huh
side-by-side comparison of Tobio's back for anyone saying there's "not much difference" like hello?? literally look at how broad his shoulders are. his thighs are thicker/less of a gap, and his calves are bigger too. even his neck looks meaty lol. and also!! BABY. GOT. C A K E.
stepbrother incest krbk thoughts... older brother bakugou back from college hanging out with his little brother kirishima who's still in high school. they start fucking around, slipping hands down pants, and bakugou's stunned by how big his little bro got (everywhere 🍆🍆)
Kirishima who can't stop cumming in Catsuki's pussy, fucking the little cat hybrid for hours straight and filling him up 4, 5 times a day, then sticking a plug in him to keep it all inside. at work all Kiri can think about is getting home to his sweet kitty to fill him up again
Bkg doesn't understand what's happening at first when the freaky big hybrid grabs him by the hips and easily hauls him into the air, planting his ass directly on something hard, thick, and burning hot. Kiri, lost to the fog of his rut, doesn't even realize he didn't grab his toy.