sae @saetisfy Twitter profile

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sae

@saetisfy

5 months

im living bicuriously thru you

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sae

@saetisfy

7 months

ah yes bc a person willing to spend $499 to message someone is going to be completely sane and normal and safe

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7 months

Tinder has officially launched a $499 monthly plan, which allows subscribers to message people they have not matched with and increase their visibility to the “most sought-after users.”

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@saetisfy

1 year

got another insane bio to share

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@saetisfy

4 years

my depression reaching for serotonin

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4 years

This is Lux. He thinks your gingerbread house has been on display far too long. If you just move it a tad he can take care of that for you. 13/10

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@saetisfy

1 year

he was like hold up let me grab my thesaurus before i write my dating app bio

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@saetisfy

3 years

got my mushie knives and they are SO CUTE BYE

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@saetisfy

1 year

if any baddies out there check these boxes my dms are open….

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1 year

@bostontapwater i’m nose piercings

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@saetisfy

1 year

i was on a date w this guy and it was going pretty well but then he starts telling me abt how he’s going to buy some houses bc he wants a “passive income” and i immediately got the ick

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@saetisfy

3 years

going to “of course you can read hegel to me” my way into some dick

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@saetisfy

1 year

@OhItsAustinB 🤭

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@saetisfy

4 years

me trying to be optimistic about having no toilet paper during quarantine

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@saetisfy

7 months

what a great idea 😍

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@saetisfy

3 years

1 like = 1 boop

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@saetisfy

4 years

i know im in my mid-twenties and i should be capable of this but i still don’t know how to end phone calls in a way that isn’t uncomfortable for everyone involved

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@saetisfy

2 years

mansplaining my name to me is a new one

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@saetisfy

2 years

goodbye

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@saetisfy

2 years

just got harassed in the parking lot by a man that said good morning to me then followed that w “good morning i SAID good morning say it back” so i told him to shut the fuck up ❤️

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@saetisfy

1 year

good morning

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@saetisfy

3 years

good morning i am losing my gorilla grip on reality

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@saetisfy

4 years

@ the hot guy at the gym that makes eye contact w me every single day...what are we 😳

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@saetisfy

2 years

bfs will take the ugliest picture of you that you’ve ever seen then be like “omg i love it im gonna keep it forever” like keep it for what??blackmail???

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@saetisfy

3 years

why do men on dating apps think that telling someone they “look innocent” is a normal thing to say?? like ever??? this is constantly happening to me and i want to scream

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@saetisfy

3 years

1 YR CLOSER TO DEATH CAN I GET SOME W’s IN THE CHAT

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1 year

@TooToolJosh

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@saetisfy

3 years

spooky scary

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@saetisfy

5 years

@spideyxepher @kurtisconner

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@saetisfy

1 year

LOL PLS i think someone found tinder on their bfs phone

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@saetisfy

1 year

it’s so fun hanging around older coworkers bc they think the shit you say is hilarious but ur just repeating things u saw in tweets but they’ll literally never know so ur just a funny little guy in their eyes

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@saetisfy

3 years

science twitter been so horny might i suggest y’all just have one big orgy and get it taken care of all at once. ur welcome

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@saetisfy

3 years

my fyp page on tiktok is all fucked up where are my lesbians and tarot readers pls im gonna cry it’s just straight men and couples

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@saetisfy

2 years

tryna get like her

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@saetisfy

1 year

she doesn’t appreciate my jokes 😔

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@saetisfy

3 years

look!

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@saetisfy

4 years

a korean mile

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@saetisfy

1 year

instagram people should not be seeing my thoughts the way twitter people get to see them im sorry

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@saetisfy

1 year

new collar for babie 🥹🌸💙

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@saetisfy

3 years

why aren’t you acting like the romanticized version of you that lives in my head

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@saetisfy

4 years

my mans started talking about physics and i straight up covered his mouth w my hand. we will have none of that nonsense in this home

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@saetisfy

2 years

look at meee

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@saetisfy

3 years

gonna delete my dating apps and just use twitter as a dating app who wont me

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@saetisfy

2 years

growing old w the same friends is cool bc u get to see ur android friends finally convert to team iphone and that’s the best character development to witness

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@saetisfy

1 year

girls when it’s their birthday

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@saetisfy

3 years

look @ us

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@saetisfy

2 years

i was once explaining to a man i was hanging out with off of bumble why i don’t match with people that are too attractive on dating apps just like insanely hot people get a no from me and i didn’t for a second read the room there

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@saetisfy

1 year

ok do they need help

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@saetisfy

3 years

i love how everyone that has a cat thinks their cat is the sweetest most perfect creature to ever exist and we’re all right

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@saetisfy

1 year

who y’all competing with be honest

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@saetisfy

2 years

hiii :-)

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@saetisfy

1 year

this mf teeny tiny🤣🤣🤣

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@saetisfy

1 year

i could just

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@saetisfy

1 year

honestly hilarious

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@saetisfy

2 years

it’s my birthday so i get to say this now

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@saetisfy

2 years

that’s just going to college for any art major

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@ElyKreimendahl

2 years

they should make high school, but for queer adults. just learning, flirting, dressing weird. being done for the day at 2pm

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@saetisfy

4 years

how many monsters do i have to drink before i start tweeting about physics

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@saetisfy

3 months

look at my new tat 👉👈

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@saetisfy

1 year

being crushed by the heaviest creature alive

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@saetisfy

3 years

im being whatever this is for halloween

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@saetisfy

1 year

new emotional support shirt

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@saetisfy

9 months

back on hinge :/

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@saetisfy

3 years

lol hey

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@saetisfy

3 years

i cant stop watching this help

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@saetisfy

3 years

here’s my outfit tn :-)

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@saetisfy

3 years

just made the best piece of toast of my life

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@saetisfy

1 year

going here for pride month 🤍

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@saetisfy

4 years

i feel like i got full custody of the kids in the divorce except the kids are all of his online friends

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@saetisfy

3 years

what if we kissed at the lgbt fountain 😳

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@saetisfy

3 years

nvm i took care of it

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@saetisfy

3 years

why do men on dating apps think that telling someone they “look innocent” is a normal thing to say?? like ever??? this is constantly happening to me and i want to scream

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3 years

hey 🌸

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@saetisfy

3 years

ive never seen a more embarrassing answer to a prompt im screaming

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@saetisfy

7 months

@minkbazink mink in his graphic designer era

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@saetisfy

3 years

say sike

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@saetisfy

2 years

spice level: white

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@saetisfy

1 year

when u make me present in a company meeting this is who ur giving a panic attack to….hope it’s worth it

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@saetisfy

2 years

here’s my hair in better lighting 🤭

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@saetisfy

1 year

it’s donut saturday who got a donut😩

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@saetisfy

1 year

the bedroom and closet doors have me like

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@saetisfy

4 years

i have been sitting in my car outside the er all day after my dad was rushed to the hospital. finally was told his brain is bleeding and he’s had multiple seizures..so whether you believe in prayer or manifestation or whatever please keep him in your thoughts. this is really hard

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@saetisfy

4 years

I am safe.

Rep. David Trone

@RepDavidTrone

4 years

I am safe. We have been evacuated. Let me be clear: we will not be stopped by this lawless intimidation.

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@saetisfy

2 years

i don’t think she likes my new hair

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@saetisfy

6 months

hiiiii

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@saetisfy

6 months

i defeated the birthday curse i didn’t cry once today also look at this cake (accidentally stuck my phone into the side of it) 🤍

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@saetisfy

1 year

what a nice compliment

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@saetisfy

4 years

can everywhere stop requiring us to print and fill out forms for them do i look like i own a printer

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@saetisfy

6 months

deleted my dating apps again to attempt to sit alone in my thoughts without the constant distraction of someone’s useless son in my ear talking about how he’s a terrible person because someone broke his heart 15yrs ago and he just never recovered (they are all like this)

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@saetisfy

1 year

welcome home little baby man!! 🥹

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@saetisfy

3 years

deleted my dating apps so i can focus on what really matters like my anxiety and crippling depression and possibly finding the purpose of this life. let’s see how it goes ♡

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@saetisfy

4 years

henlo

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@saetisfy

1 year

i don’t think this is helping me build trust

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@saetisfy

2 years

she yell

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@saetisfy

3 years

jail!!!!

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@saetisfy

8 months

ok this white elephant gift exchange was kind of a slay

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@saetisfy

2 years

this is better than any good morning text ill ever get AHHH

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@saetisfy

1 year

keewee 🫶

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@saetisfy

4 years

absolutely emotional from all the support...i was terrified of what kind of reactions would come from everyone when we came forward abt his actions. the past year w him has been so damaging to my mental health and i appreciate every single one of you that reached out to me

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@saetisfy

11 months

ur honor his ass is guilty as hell

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@saetisfy

11 months

I NEED TO BUY A GUN

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@saetisfy

3 years

medium ugly men stop ruining my life challenge

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@saetisfy

3 years

i don’t want to be a hard worker anymore i just want to be able to consistently give the bare minimum (or less) required to simply survive in this society

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