kwisatz haderach @sadmantoo Twitter profile

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

8 months

drank man please

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

1 month

He almost relapsed

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@GaytonMcK

3 years

The devil is a liar, I’m driving right past, the one driver is busy stretching arms and legs and he is without security 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@sadmantoo

7 months

Niggas saying 30 seconds is a classist game because they didn’t bother watching anything apart from Zone 14 growing up.

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6 months

Somalis in the mirror everyday

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@sadmantoo

7 months

Dude got arrested for being cool.

EWN Reporter

@ewnreporter

7 months

[HAPPENING NOW] Police have just arrested a male suspect driving a car that is not road worthy with cash amounting to R 90 000. When asked, he told the police the money is for Christmas clothes. Police have also seized his licensed firearm.

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

5 months

Eventually you gotta stop caring about being called a word.

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@sadmantoo

6 months

Btw NSFAS only defunds you if you’re FAILING. And university is really not that hard, all you have to do is read

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@sadmantoo

6 months

A man literally worked himself to the grave and it’s being pushed as a heartwarming story

Pubity

@pubity

6 months

Sick teacher finished his students’ grades in hospital before tragically passing away the next day

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@sadmantoo

1 month

Uni alcoholism is fun, adult alcoholism is sad.

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@sadmantoo

3 months

“Let’s talk later, you place” crying, you were dating a man.

star6!*☆

@1seanmcbride

3 months

Now I don’t remember everything that was said, so I’ll let these conversations speak for themselves…

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

3 months

Rushford is black and has more systemic barriers to goals.

Habitual line stepper

@drewapicasso_

3 months

Cole palmer has bettered rashfords best season in goals 💔this is not a good look

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

2 months

The community note is more tragic than the allegedly story.

ryan 🤿

@scubaryan_

2 months

Chris Brown evil for this, apparently he bought all the tickets at the Quavo concert just so the crowd is empty 😭😭

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

1 month

In order to remove the ANC we must first believe that it’s possible. Treating it like an impossible task is another tactic they use to increase voter apathy.

Shumi Ley’nkezo Ngubane.

@Maqhawe_Ngubane

1 month

It's unlikely that the ANC will lose power, but the thought of it actually happening tickles a lot of thoughts. What a time in this democracy!

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

6 months

Identity crisis and mocking black people everyday just because some white guy long ago mislabelled them as Caucasians.

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

25 days

Well she’s not married and you seem like a stand-up guy.

kabelo

@FKATheMug

25 days

zulu niggas express gratitude by asking you to marry their sister. boy just buy me a 6-pack and leave Sne out of this.

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

8 months

They’re saying it’s his domain expansion 😭😭😭

Miklo

@Jadedkiss626

8 months

Tryna fight Joe Budden at a strip club is like tryna fight Batman in the batcave

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

3 months

That brother after DM’ing 1000 women:

Lost Girl

@VodkaMuse

3 months

The silent treatment is a form of abuse. The silent treatment is a form of abuse. The silent treatment is a form of abuse. The silent treatment is a form of abuse.

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

2 months

Half the country is aspiring SIU agents. We do not care about snitching.

Chica🙂

@Makhanyiisa

2 months

I can’t believe people are excited to go see a fucking snitch😭

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@sadmantoo

6 months

MAYVIE🌸

@kissinglesson

6 months

whos got that one adventure time clip

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6 months

I’d wear a South African flag tracksuit. I’m not even playing.

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

4 months

Don’t wanna be that guy but Mushrooms are in fact a fungi, not a plant. They’re more closely related to animals than plants.

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@ThebeMot

4 months

Mushrooms are the best veggies ever man fuck.

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@sadmantoo

7 months

Given enough time, every conversation on Twitter will devolve into a gender war.

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

8 months

PSL dons been ruining university gent lives since the dawn of time.

Insight Thobe | MIDKNIGHT PACK OUT | TEAM EFFORT

@InsightThobe

8 months

The dating game in America is crazy cause wdym James Harden took your girl

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

7 months

I must’ve sat by my window at res for like 12 hours straight

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@lylegrootoe

7 months

realising that uyatyelwa must be hilarious

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

7 months

We live in a very goofy timeline. They’re interviewing a minor on public platforms about issues pertaining to her sexual assault and no one sees a problem with that.

skating on thin ice...

@fourrforty

7 months

that Paballo girl is spilling the beans on the podcast, shame kunzima.

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@sadmantoo

8 months

He has Cotton Fest aura.

LeagueFits

@leaguefits

8 months

bol bol.

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@sadmantoo

4 months

Thinking of gynaecology as just looking at a woman’s vagina is extremely reductive thinking.

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@orangeponchos

4 months

men should not be gynecologists. and i will die on this hill

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@sadmantoo

8 months

Pornography, processed sugar, sedentary lifestyle

World of Statistics

@stats_feed

8 months

Forget drugs, smoking and alcohol, what is something BAD for your health that people don't talk about enough?

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

3 months

You unfortunately ran into the most powerful person on the planet, an unapologetic white bigot. All you can do is accept this.

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

4 months

My first successful resuscitation today, it was a guy who killed a family of 4 and was shot by the police 🙌🏿🙌🏿😇

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

6 months

Nomzambo Mbatha, that’s not a woman you want to be spending time with before the Epstein documents are unsealed.

MDN NEWS

@MDNnewss

6 months

Nomzamo Mbatha celebrate Christmas with Oprah Winfrey. 🔥🎄

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@sadmantoo

6 months

Uncle Ruckus did his DNA ancestry test and they said he’s 102% black with a 2% margin of error. ⚰️⚰️⚰️

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

5 months

The patriotism is keeping me up rn. We are all gonna love this country sooner or later, it’s the only way we can fix it.

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@sadmantoo

4 months

@_Iamnapalm_ She’s killing me and he just accepted it

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

4 months

Sleeping naked as a man just means you’re too comfortable and there should be no point in your life as a man where you’re THAT comfortable.

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@sadmantoo

3 months

This is what happens when you listen to people instead of using your brain. In what world does saying “Get ready, we’re going for dinner at 7, I’ll come pick you up.” Sound like a sensible thing to say to another adult?

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@KeKatli

3 months

Alpha male chats got dudes threatening women with dates

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@sadmantoo

7 months

Niggas listening to the album on their phone speaker talking about the mastering is poor.

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@sadmantoo

2 months

You’re not Pierre bud

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@sadmantoo

18 days

@LVniggeroid Hate watching Man City is a fruitless endeavour so the next best thing is hate watching their players individually.

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@sadmantoo

6 months

They gotta use Young Thug’s defence and say IDF stands for. I- Israel D- Denouncing F- Fighting

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@sadmantoo

25 days

WhatsApp call. I can hear her friends laughing in the background but fear not, I will have the last laugh.

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@sadmantoo

1 month

Progress is such a delicate thing because you can throw all of it away in a second.

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@sadmantoo

5 months

J. Monate was fucking his level. You guys just can’t see it yet.

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@sadmantoo

6 months

Government doesn’t invest in recreational activities in this country. When you’re bored the only thing you can do is drink.

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@sadmantoo

4 months

Complexes are not a place to raise children man.

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@sadmantoo

2 months

What’s wrong with the pozi, we got scented candles, an airfryer, WiFi and every streaming service?

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@itumokhali

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No dates just “come to my pozi” nah 🙏

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@sadmantoo

6 months

People voted Social Media, mind you, the owner of Twitter, Elon Musk, is spreading misinformation about white genocide.

many man

@R42taozen4kota

6 months

After the BBC stunt Im just wondering, which source do trust/are more reliant on?

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@sadmantoo

7 months

The ending is very grim when you think about it. Validation from your abuser

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kwisatz haderach

@sadmantoo

3 months

I’ve never seen you stealing copper cables. You might be a fake zimbo.

I'm just a man

@tin0burner_

3 months

I ain't ever seen mfundi or lulu do this they might be #fakezulu

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@sadmantoo

8 months

That bruh that wanted to split the R35 wine was simply a victim.

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@barryblocke

8 months

niggas were snitched on all up and down the tl for trying to split wine costs and opting for spur dates the entire time banks were rigging the game from their sandton skyscrapers 🥲

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@sadmantoo

2 months

I also like the fact that he's not afraid to say that something is bad and you should not buy it. I hate when people try to remain neutral about everything.

HOTEP Reggie 🇺🇸 🇭🇹 ✝️

@HotepReggie

2 months

The most powerful man in tech industry . Don't believe me ? Ask Elon Musk .

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@sadmantoo

2 months

It’s expensive and unsustainable rn. Over R100 for a regular popcorn and drinks combo, that’s ridiculous man.

TOTS DI BILLION

@Vuittots

2 months

Went to the movies last night, it was a ghost town! Let’s get back to going to the movies guys, atleast once a week/month or something.

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@sadmantoo

6 months

The Maglera situation makes me clock that people really don’t be from the trenches fr. Like if I see niggas I grew up with imma salute and chill for a bit, it doesn’t mean I’m associating with them or doing what they’re doing.

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@sadmantoo

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Musa Khawula

@Musa_Khawula

3 months

Uncle Waffles fails to book Coachella. Has the hype died down?

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@sadmantoo

4 months

The thing that makes high school maths look difficult is purely because a large number of high school maths teachers are simply terrible at teaching.

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@Junzo_Mayenza

4 months

In general though the leap between maths core in hs and uni maths is HUGE 🤣 Varsity maths WILL HUMBLE YOU yerr

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@sadmantoo

26 days

Waru got a merc in Botswana. That’s like giving Thanos the infinity stones.

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@sadmantoo

4 months

Blxckie you really cooked with Hold. I can’t even lie.

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@sadmantoo

6 months

Both equally bad. No one is outcompeting someone who can work 12 hours a day with no lunch break for R50

Godzilla

@Junzo_Mayenza

6 months

You okes are paying 10k for studio because American nomads live in cpt now but a Zimbabwean cutting grass is killing the economy 🤣👍🏽

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@sadmantoo

7 months

My insurance broker just posted a betslip on their WhatsApp status. This world is so cooked dawg.

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@sadmantoo

7 months

We need to remove the stigma from regular old 9-5 jobs.

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@sadmantoo

7 months

How much money are yall willing to bet that this tweet was conjured up in Nigeria?

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@sadmantoo

3 months

Twitter in one hand, syringe in the other.

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@sadmantoo

7 months

I feel like every reasonable person would start with Rolex. It’s not the most expensive but that’s where every reasonable person would start.

DRIP SPORTIF

@dripsportif

7 months

never playing 30 seconds with my cousin again, guys if I said “it's a very expensive watch” what would your first answer be????

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@sadmantoo

29 days

I just don’t understand why you need to keep your ex as a close individual in your life. You’re just causing unnecessary strain on your future relationships.

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@sadmantoo

8 months

We got our own R Kelly casually roaming the streets

ChrisExcel

@ChrisExcel102

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He’s back.. 😭😭😭

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@sadmantoo

3 months

Earl Sweatshirt really said, “Bend, we don’t break. We might just be okay.”

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@sadmantoo

4 months

R300 for a movie ticket. We are living in the illuminati era

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@sadmantoo

4 months

My APS score was above 40 btw. I’m really not like you guys.

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@sadmantoo

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That one time my ex girl sent me to the store to get her some and I legit stuck at the isle just staring like this for about 5 minutes before some lady passing by came to help me.

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@linabob_

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men shopping for pads is hilarious

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@sadmantoo

7 months

When Drake said, “Niggas ain’t gotta respect, niggas just gotta accept.” I felt that because sometimes all you can do is accept.

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@sadmantoo

6 months

By conflating Pro-Palestine and Pro-Nazism stances, you’re helping their case. Don’t be short-sighted.

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@sadmantoo

2 months

You outbattling Miss B Nasty rn.

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@oozyooh

2 months

6 MINUTE DISS TRACK DIRECTED AT THA 6 GOD WE'RE DEALING WITH A DIFFERENT NIGGA HERE OH MY!

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@sadmantoo

5 months

Take me to Gaborone, I will intervene.

Africa Facts Zone

@AfricaFactsZone

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Botswana's birth rate is declining.

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@sadmantoo

2 months

They saying he beat his wife, his girl don’t even follow him on IG, they’ve been engaged for 9 years, he hasn’t seen his kids in 6 months and people are still like “nah not feeling it”

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@JYZOVRRTED

2 months

drake said kendrick aint seen his kids in six months and niggas talking bout dis aint really a diss i see whats going on

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@sadmantoo

4 months

Children grow up and they’ll remember the abandonment. It will not matter if you did all of that to provide for them. Trust me, I’ve seen it enough times.

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@AdrianCJax

4 months

I laid eyes on this tweet and my immediate reaction was, “This is GREAT! Especially for parents who work late shifts or don’t have a strong support system around them! Good job, Houston!” …and then I read the comments and quote tweets. Y’all are some miserable fucks.

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@sadmantoo

8 months

You can really live down anything in this day and age. I forgot Cyan even had a leaked sextape.

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@sadmantoo

6 months

Honestly underestimated the amount of people who fail in Uni

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@sadmantoo

6 months

A 20 year old will tell you that they’re drinking their problems away. The problems in question is a module that 300 other individuals pass every semester.

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@sadmantoo

26 days

Fees must fall was a beautiful struggle and we all benefitted from it. I get mad when the ANC tries to bastardise it.

Mlungisi Ntshangase

@Mlu__N7

27 days

The day WITS decided to do away with outsourcing of cleaners... just look at the faces of our mothers😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

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We have strayed so far away from God’s light

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@sadmantoo

5 months

Self-hate is so puzzling. People can’t even believe it when they’re doing well. This is like imposter syndrome on a national scale.

NtsikiMazwaiMedia

@ntsikimazwai

5 months

I’m worried ukuthi what is the west up to….this is a lot of SA PR…and we love Tyla but Katt Williams was right….some are plants.

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@sadmantoo

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keke

@keketso_P

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I honestly do not regret having my 4 kids by the age of 27… some of y’all haven’t even started, you’ll be attending parents meetings with walking sticks🦯

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Arike Softest🌷

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@sadmantoo

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Hate how it’s becoming something generally accepted that people in the lower income classes cannot afford to start a family.

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@sadmantoo

3 months

Optimus is low key a tyrant. He solves all his problems with literal murder or the threat of it

Is Transformers: One Trailer 2 out?

@TFHypeGuy

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One of Optimus Prime's biggest "IM HIM" moments.

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@sadmantoo

2 months

Chef is a title tho like Lawyer or Doctor, which is earned thru training. Untrained Chef is an oxymoron.

MDN NEWS

@MDNnewss

2 months

Dineo Ranaka launches her own restaurant, “The Untrained Chef” Dineo Ranaka reinvents herself as a chef as she announces venturing into a new business. The radio personality took some months off social media, and she’s back with news about being an entrepreneur Dineo is the

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I finally watched Oppenheimer. Probably one of my favourite scenes in the entire movie is when he’s in the woods in the fetal position crying because he just lost his favourite eater.

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@sadmantoo

2 months

Drake couldn’t even diss Future man. He wanted to run to him.

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@sadmantoo

2 months

Shakespeare would’ve had a stroke if he tried to write this.

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@sadmantoo

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You guys love grand-standing using stupid things. This is a very specific piece of information that you expect everyone to know.

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@Mo_Magoda

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Saying Mbalula didn’t make it to parliament shows exactly why we have a problem in this country. How can Mbalula go to parliament when he is an SG of a party. Angie’s education has produced nothing but embarrassing adults

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@sadmantoo

4 months

I would’ve probably got 100% for Maths Lit, not even joking.

Adrian 🍉

@KnifeInAfrikans

4 months

The gag is that a lot of Maths kids would probably fail Maths Lit, the mistake we make is creating a hierarchy for maths skills. Some kids are really great at abstract thinking (algebra for example) and some kids are great at spatial mathematics (shapes, geometry) 1/

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It’s directly adjacent to a PS5 man but cheaper. Learn to appreciate effort, which is what gifting should be about, effort.

𝕯𝖆 𝕭𝖗𝖆𝖙

@BabyfaceAr

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Getting children shit they didn’t ask for and calling them ungrateful for not wanting it has to be the most manipulative thing to do.

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@sadmantoo

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This app reintroduces me to a level of animosity that doesn’t exist in the real world

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@sadmantoo

6 months

We really need to do away with the idea of changing the system from the inside. The most likely scenario is you becoming the thing you seek to change.

Lee Elms

@JWIMYS

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Niggas be cops and say they tryna change the system. That’s like a burger flipper at McDonald’s saying they tryna change the fast food game. You are a peon

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@sadmantoo

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God is offering you a lifeline