Sex in long term relationships is weird. Sometimes you don’t have sex for like a week or two. Some weeks you have sex everyday. Some days you have sex 5 times in one day lol
Y’all ever worked with women who are moms and accidentally say “I’m tired” around them? They be like “YOU’RE tired?? You don’t even have kids. My kid put his hand in blender last night” like girl..... just throw him away wtf that gotta do with me
A few favorites from the shoot. I couldn’t even wait to post! When I tell y’all I am obsessed, I am OBSESSED. Shout out to
@KELLTOODOPE
, you really did your thing!! 💜🖤
My boyfriend walked into my job with 2 dozen roses today for no reason 😭😭😭 man lord knows how many times I prayed for a man like him. My heart is so full
So many people upset that Ms. Rachel has someone that is non-binary on her show. “We shouldn’t expose our kids to this” it’s funny cause I know some of y’all be exposing your kids to alcoholism and domestic violence but inclusivity is where you draw the line 🤣🤣🤣
We in season 3 of COVID and y’all still shaming people for going out? 🤨 if you wanna stay home do that but not everyone wants to be a hermit for 3 years straight.
My homegirl invited me on a boat for her birthday 2 weeks ago. Told her ima take off work. Last night she wrote me and told me there’s no more space on the boat. And this is why i can’t have fucking friends.
Socials are getting so strange. This generation is different 🤣 “old money makeup” “unapproachable outfits” “clean girl aesthetic” y’all are fucking weird
If anyone ruins Spider-Man for me I will make it my life’s mission to watch every single movie from here on out on its release date and ruin it for everyone. Don’t fucking play with me 😭
There’s something real evil and nasty about this city. A lot of y’all need to do some self reflection and come to terms with the terrible energy that you add onto it.
Someone described Town N Country as the “Staten Island of Tampa” and I’m fucking cryinggggg. He said the only cool thing to do there is go somewhere else 🤣🤣
Why don’t people understand that not everyone wants to be an entrepreneur? Lol doesn’t make you less than anyone if you prefer to work for someone else so that you don’t have to take on additional stress. Don’t let LLC Twitter make you feel like you’re not doing enough.