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4 years

Your crush proposes you, 3rd emoji is your reaction.

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kosh

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3 years

Talking to me is fun, you get 8 separate replies of 8 separate texts

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kosh

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5 months

@unfunyyab man 😭

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kosh

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4 years

Okay making a gc, drop f is you wanna get added 💀

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4 years

80 likes and Imma tell my crush I like him 🌝

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4 years

Everytime I refresh my tl, a new person is sad 🙋‍♀️

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4 years

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling but, are you happy in this modern world?

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4 years

Write "I will let you" and let your keyboard decide the rest.

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4 years

@textivist Chup na lavde

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4 years

If you see this, send nudes.

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kosh

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4 years

Guys with jawline forget ki samne bhi dekhna hota hai.

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kosh

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3 years

Pls interact let’s be besdies

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kosh

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4 years

Push me against the wall, and stab me with a knife 🤤

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kosh

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4 years

Making a gc. If you’ll be active only then reply 😃👍

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4 years

I need Oscar for acting like everything is fine.

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kosh

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3 years

Once you start giving your exams unprepared there’s no going back

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kosh

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4 years

Person- Why did you remove the message? Me- New minute new me :)

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kosh

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3 years

Forced family time is NOT family time

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kosh

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4 years

There are a lot of pick-up lines but 'I have a government job' can beat any other line.

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kosh

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4 years

I pretend like my parents are strict so that i can cancel plans whenever I want 💀😓.

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

3 years

People learnt the use of "😭" emoji and haven’t shut up since

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

3 years

"Your password is weak" wait till you see my will to live

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

4 years

Im Halsey, just the h is silent 🙂

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kosh

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4 years

Someone: How much single are you?! Me: Koi phone check krta hai to dar bhi nhi lagta 😞

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kosh

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4 years

I text back shamelessly fast ngl.

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kosh

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4 years

What’s your favourite cartoon and why is it Shinchan.

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

3 years

Guys pls stop I cannot answer all 0 messages at once

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

8 months

@imeantgoffy this is genuinely so horrifying.

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kosh

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4 years

Do you cry over the way you look or are you pretty?

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kosh

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4 years

Parhai to aise chor di hai, jaise khatam hi hogyi ho 😭🤡

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kosh

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4 years

I rub my eyes, like I have another pair of eyeballs.

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kosh

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4 years

Okay, I am bored af so I thought that I’d make an introduction tweet hehehe. Check thread 🤡🔪🔪

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

3 years

People will hate on Honey Singh and then remember all the lyrics of Desi Kalakar

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kosh

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4 years

*Someone finally replies after hours* My brain: Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Don’t do it Me: *Replies in 0.02 seconds*

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kosh

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4 years

No one: Every brown girl: My hair is not black its brown and its natural, come outside in the sun lemme show you.

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4 years

Boys think they look gangsta while somking, rickshaw wale lagte ho saalo.

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4 years

Last 2 digits of your phone no. is the current age of your wife/husband.

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kosh

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4 years

Why am I always blamed when anything happens to any of the electronics in my house.

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

3 years

I be feeling guilty for not studying, and still not study

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

3 years

I have this "why am I like this moment" 30 times a day

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kosh

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4 years

When babies touch your one finger with their whole hand >>>>> 😭😭🥺

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

4 years

Zindagi mei bhot ghatiya kaam kiye hai par kabhi bio mei cake murder nhi likha 👏

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kosh

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4 years

If you see this, reply hi varna you’ll fall from the stairs today 😌👍

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kosh

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4 years

Y'all remember seeing your elders write with pen and thinking when will I grow up and can do the same. Ho gaye bade? Aa gaya swaad?

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kosh

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4 years

Reply and I’ll give hand written notes UwU

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kosh

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4 years

The way this bird app is ruining my future 🤢<<<<<<<

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

3 years

ⓘ this user wants you to know that you’re enough

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

3 years

Im so low maintenance, you call me "jaan" and I fall in love 🙁

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

4 years

Istg imma unfollow every single person who does not interact with me 😡😡🔪

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kosh

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4 years

Aaj tak kitne proposals aaye hai? 🌚

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kosh

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4 years

I don’t like upma will the society accept me?

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kosh

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4 years

'Yes mam' ki jagah 'present mam' bolne walo ne kya ukhaad liya ?

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kosh

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4 years

My boy bestf is ignoring me, what did I do now 😳🥺

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

3 years

Joining the class isn’t the real challenge, being attentive and listening to whatever tf the teacher is saying is

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

4 years

Shoutout to the three kids who keep answering to the teacher’s questions, so the rest of us don’t have to.

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

4 years

Mere saare kapre hogye tight, chalo frens good night 🥰

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4 years

😂😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂 😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂 😂 😂 😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂😂😂

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kosh

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4 years

Mujhe kya, merko to sirf birthday ke din attention milti hai.

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kosh

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4 years

Sometimes I look at my mother and think, she deserved a better child.

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

4 years

Thak gyi hoo vro, diwali ki pictures dekh dekh ke 😔

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kosh

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4 years

Okay, but why can’t I lock the room? Answer like a brown parent 🙂

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kosh

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4 years

If you don’t like paneer. Sorry, we can’t be friends.

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

3 years

october szn? no bro its COCKtober szn go get that dick gurl😍😍😍😍

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kosh

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4 years

Subha se kuch ni padha yaar 😔👍

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kosh

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4 years

Normalise texting fast Normalise texting fast Normalise texting fast Normalise texting fast

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

4 years

Idk who needs to hear this, but believe me you’ll get through it.

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kosh

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4 years

All I do is ruin my life and at the end of the day. I’m useless, from my head to my toe. I am useless.

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kosh

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4 years

Guys be using "🥺" and then expect us not to fall for them.

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kosh

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4 years

Went from "topper" to "jo hoga dekha jayega" real quick.

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

4 years

You are 18+, jobless, satisfy your needs with parent’s money and irrespective of all these you still tend to minor-shame. Tumne kya ukhar liya major hoke brdr? Lmao.

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kosh

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4 years

Type "if twitter gets ban then" and let your keyboard decide the rest.

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kosh

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4 years

Me as a doctor: ye rhi playlist, din mei 3 baar sunni hai.

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kosh

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4 years

What seems legal but isn’t?

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kosh

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4 years

Jo bhi jaag rha hai na abhi, so jao jaake 😃😃😃

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

4 years

One more winter, without cuddles. Ye bhi thik hai 👍

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kosh

@s1utfa1ry

4 years

If you don’t use emojis in texts, sorry but we can’t be friends.

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kosh

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4 years

If you ever feel useless, know that someone’s mom is using you as a bad example for their child 🙂👍

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kosh

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4 years

Irls just don’t understand that, 😭😭😭 this is laughing emoji tf?

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kosh

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4 years

All I see today in my tl is people posting their diwali pictures 😔. Should I post too? 🥺🥺🥺

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