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1 year
Aidan Rosa is such a dumbass.
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
@onhoodlum It looked the same after he fixed it too 🤣 this why I love thug
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@onhoodlum This the chillest shit fr only positive energy
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@ryzeofmencher
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@Bl6dyy A PlayStation portal 😂😂 that shit worth less than the shirt 😭
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
@lexfridman No disrespect but you been acting cringe 🤣
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
@FitFounder Nobody thinks that bruh you’re just being so dramatic
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
@legotrillermoth She was bouta give him a chance too lmao, Donny wasted a good opportunity 😭
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@ryzeofmencher
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@DailyLoud This is damn near blackface 😭
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@ryzeofmencher
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8 months
@LilyPichu you are rich ☹️
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
Bruh wtf is this 😭 what the hell did they do to Goku bruh #DragonBallZ #DragonBall
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@ryzeofmencher
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7 months
@dollarbillbluez Is that a Rose Toy to the left of his name? 😂
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@ryzeofmencher
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8 months
@koishibetter Omg this is rare asf… I need to cop this IMMEDIATELY!!!
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
Every time I think "Em can't possibly be more savage," he comes in with some fire. @Eminem , you're an absolute class act, my friend.
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@ryzeofmencher
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@Rap fiction is derived from reality...
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@ryzeofmencher
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turkey tom been getting on my nerves lately ngl ever since he hated on weed hes been falling out of my good graces
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@ryzeofmencher
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7 months
@prodfulcrum damn fulcrum I ain't realize you was real like that, GOAT.
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
@Agathchris1 @legotrillermoth I’m starting to g-get p-p-pissed off… I can’t… control it… GRAAAHHH! *transforms into an impressive, terrifying werewolf*
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@ryzeofmencher
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7 months
@theneedledrop ah yes, the one and only theneedledrop always coming in with another hot take for the twitter community
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@ryzeofmencher
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@prodfulcrum When I was a sophomore all I wanted was to get my nut in 😂 real shit
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@ryzeofmencher
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7 months
@ItzPaulHD_v1 @TeamYouTube @OrdinaryGamers yes, Team YouTube are FUCKING BADASSES! 🎉
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@ryzeofmencher
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8 months
@KEEMSTAR He didn't do anything wrong man, we gotta leave him alone... If we don't leave him alone, he'll start sipping lean
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
@Lidestyworld @destroylonely why she making that face lol
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
@notch You ever seen that one Mario speedrun where the guy gets teleported upwards by some kind of real-life quantum particle beam or some crazy shit like that
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@ryzeofmencher
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@OrdinaryGamers @TeamYouTube Let me just say that Team YouTube are badass for getting on this so quickly...
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1 year
@flimmzyytt @HappyPower Apple don’t know you lil bro 😂
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@ryzeofmencher
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8 months
@KEEMSTAR Ah yes, my little munchkin looking so dearly happy! It brings a tear to my eye irl, what a kind young man :)
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@ryzeofmencher
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7 months
@REALMizkif Make sure you’re drinking lots of pineapple juice too, Mizzy! Not only is it nutritious, but it’ll make your nuts taste absolutely delicious when you bust them!
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
@JhonnyWhite69 Ay bruh regardless I'm just tryna get high & chill fr, I respect your opinion tho 💯 it's all love
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@ryzeofmencher
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@trimuzis @ohfold It was pretty fye
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
@Raldrid3 @JhonnyWhite69 bruh what the fuck
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@ryzeofmencher
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8 months
@hollerkne Nah 😂 lil bro thought he was Bieber 2.0
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@ryzeofmencher
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9 months
@KushRozzay u & me both kushlord
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
I wish I lived on a fucking weed farm and sold fucking weed to fucking everybody! Life as a Weed Farmer: Wake up, smoke some fresh weed you harvested, eat breakfast (munchies!), go outside and tend to your crop of various strains, many of them super dank and sour.
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@ryzeofmencher
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7 months
@aye_za_yuh What the hell are you waffling on about…
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
@FortniteBR Rest in peace to one of the most fire ARs to come out. Maybe not the best, but that jawn had CHARM.
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
@GhettoSmosh Muahahahaha
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@ryzeofmencher
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8 months
@Skalidan_ @LilyPichu Yea after thinking about it that’s true
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
@No_Purpresture @thejournal_ie Nah bruh don’t worry about it, weed help the health of young people and old people alike. Every time I go to the dispensary there’s always an elder shopping and a young employee helping them out. All ages deserve weed
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
@WhiteHouse Since President Biden took office, we've always been able to outsmoke him lmao
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@ryzeofmencher
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8 months
@gr4iled He is cooked 😂
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
Stoner Thoughts #49 : Feeding a hungry baby is like watering a thirsty seed! You are helping it grow
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@ryzeofmencher
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8 months
@puckfarker Ah yes, dirty sprite! 🤤
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@ryzeofmencher
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8 months
@bbgdrm i dont understand whats going on I just want to show love to dream during this hard time
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@TheGoblinnn I'm wondering whether I should sip dirty tonight
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@ryzeofmencher
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6 months
@chaos2x Nettspend?
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@ryzeofmencher
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9 months
@wavy_ I want to mount jimmy & fuck and dominate jimmy. He’ll tell me “if you make it to the end of this fuck without cumming I’ll give you a tesla” and we’ll let’s just say I’d be driving my horny ass home in a Honda accord 😂 It’s true tho I can’t resist to bust loads inside jimmy
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
@SecBecerra CAN YOU JUST LEGALIZE WEED ALREADY?
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
Nah cus I thought the same thing when I was a kid 🤣 #beer #stupidbaby
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2 years
Yuh, it’s Christmas!
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1 year
@Raldrid3 @JhonnyWhite69 oh hell nah this shit is just strange you put so much research into urine there's gotta be something going on here. Why you love peeing sitting down so much ? It's all love tho 💯 #NoDisrespect
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@ryzeofmencher
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@nicholasdeorio Why would Dream ask u of all ppl? No disrespect I just wouldn't assume u knew him
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1 year
Holy shit holy fucking shit no fucking way… this is seriously cool, how does Japan always think of the most advanced way to do EVERYTHING? Too bad I’m in stupid fucking America, GOD! It’s honestly so fucking embarrassing. I wish I could move to Japan that’s where I really belong
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
Flower > Carts
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1 year
Shiiit I’m just gonna smoke my weed and mind my business for real
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
You can come for a stoners looks, his actions, his interests, but NEVER his weed! 🤣 #StonerMemes #WeedMemes
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@ryzeofmencher
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@KREAYSHAWN yeh I feel u bro, I just dont know wherre to go with this bullshit. fuck the free wrld & the new anarchy of modern life :/
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1 year
@QuancyClayborne It means you gotta smoke some good weed!
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
Smoking weed regularly is like being a part of an exclusive club. If you meet another person who smokes weed regularly youre automatically chill with them. It's like an all access pass to stoner bonding.
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
Analysis of Philly: Who is in this city?: Meek, Will Smith, The Ambassador, PnB. What is this city known for?: underground rap, pizza, airing it out Is this city left wing or right wing?: Right Wing Do you recommend this city?: Personally I do Lastwhat is a photo of this city?
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@ryzeofmencher
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@twomad u know I heard a rumor ur pubes were cute but they looked like old nasty cheese and smelt like a dumspter fire, but meanwhile all this drama isn't helping to convince me to be an appreciative fan of you. Only a helpless onlooker to a troll's worst nightmare.
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
Stoner Thoughts #98 : Farting in class is a high-risk, high-reward situation. You might clear out the room, but you might also become the class clown. Choose wisely.
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I can’t wait for this kid laroi shit to leave the fortnite item shop
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@ryzeofmencher
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@ClawWasTaken @KEEMSTAR surface level view of the world.
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
Every stoner has gone through this before 😂💯 #StonerMemes #WeedMemes
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@ryzeofmencher
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@REALMizkif @Knutspild Come on, man… 🤦‍♂️
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1 year
Stoner Thoughts #76 : Liking a post is a truly kind thing to do. It doesn’t benefit you at all, it changes nothing in your life if you do or don’t leave a like! But people still do it anyway just to show appreciation and encouragement towards the poster!
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1 year
@CallMeCarsonYT Bruh you pissing me off so bad. You forreal fell off who gonna be saying anything about you… you too scared to even face a blunt 😂
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@ryzeofmencher
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@twomad Bro you used to be fat like boogie why don’t u just answer the question yourself 😂
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
Your bitch just gave me some CS:THROAT! 😂
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@ryzeofmencher
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7 months
@LilyPichu it's giving I love to be comfy vibes
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@ryzeofmencher
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6 months
I don't think NBA YoungBoy understands how much his music heals his fanbase.
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
Thank you to this humble fan for endorsing us. We appreciate all the fans! #underground #undergroundhiphop
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
@ChadPrim3 @legotrillermoth You can get twitter on an iPad?
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
Idk if y’all will understand this but eating McDonald’s while high is such a primal activity.
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
Goal for today is get high and eat a burger. #earthquake #WeedLovers
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@ryzeofmencher
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9 months
@twomad Meanwhile I nutted all over my own dick!
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@ryzeofmencher
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A wise toker once commented: "We chillin  We smilin We smokin  We outside chillin in the rain Every rain drop  Is a LOVE drop  Every rain drop Is a CHILL drop Hangin with MIMI LOFI CHILL  Everyone LOVES to smoke and CHILL  Sending you all HIGH VIBES PURE LOVE & LIGHT"
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
You the type of dude to get scared when the news says there’s a cyber attack
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
@XXL My Way Out by Fulcrum, no lie.
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1 year
Ugh, did I really just forget that melody?
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
This the most trash weed I ever seen in my goddamn life!
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
#americantrucksimulator is so funny! I love to play this game while high. My challenge is to tweet while high and driving a big truck in the game #shinzoabe (R.I.P to big shinz)
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Stoner Thoughts #110 : Being in a crowded elevator feels like being stuck in a moving, enclosed phone booth with GLaDOS and the Doomslayer. We're all hoping to make it out alive while trying to avoid eye contact with the two most badass characters in gaming history.
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
@cannabishub Why the fuck would they even ban plant medicine in the first place is my question!
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2 years
Stoner Thoughts #86 : New York City feels like you're in Minecraft in real life... Everywhere you look, somebody left their mark!
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1 year
@twomad I fucking hate you… I FUCKING hate you.
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
Nobody should ever be arrested for weed that shit is not okay ☹️
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@ryzeofmencher
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9 months
@notch The TVA reading this: "It's time to stop!" (Credit to Filthy Frank for the meme)
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@ryzeofmencher
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2 years
I am soo hungry right now
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@ryzeofmencher
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1 year
@aiwazas My bong smoke saved the world yet you still say this? (Your precious Biden was out smoked too btw...)
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