roger: what are you looking for?
matteo: salt
roger: socks?
murray: salt
roger: salt.. and pepper?
roger: salt. what for the salad or?
roger the comedian strikes again
#lavercup
the worst thing is that nick kyrgios doesnโt even try to hide his red flags (aggressive, plays the victim, uses his mental health to excuse his actions, manipulative, bullies playerโs etc) but people still ignore them all because he hits a tweener every match
@DjokerNole
why did your lawyers say you got the results for your pcr test on the 16th? why did you think it was ok to be around kids without the results? while mistakes happen, itโs awfully convenient your team marked the wrong box when your whole AO plans relied on it
roger: what are you looking for?
matteo: salt
roger: socks?
murray: salt
roger: salt.. and pepper?
roger: salt. what for the salad or?
roger the comedian strikes again
#lavercup
@atptour
@rogerfederer
keep complaining in the replies, itโs not his fault heโs more relevant with only 10 matches than your faves are with 50 matches :(
next year when the team isnโt made up of a man with a metal hip, a man with one knee, a man with one foot and a man with one wrist, itโll be a demolishing from team europe again soooo
the man that gave absolutely everything to tennis until he had nothing left to give
thank you for it all
@rogerfederer
, you will never ever be replaced
#RForever
โค๏ธ
brb just voting roger for the fan favourite award because itโs true and also bc people will cry if he wins despite only playing 10 matches this year xoxo
zverat: iโve been doing filming for myself personally but not with netflix no. i think nobody has yet because nobody knew about it
meanwhile, stef and matteo:
and for all the people who are saying โthe timing is pricelessโ, chiara went public with these allegations in feb 2021.. this isnโt new, people were just ok with ignoring it until it became too big to ignore
#BREAKING
Tennis star Nick Kyrgios has been summonsed to face a Canberra court after allegedly assaulting a former girlfriend late last year | Exclusive via
@blake_foden
1) โa lot of the time the man is not really believedโ what the fuck?
2) โi have proven that iโm innocent in a lot of different waysโ where the fuck?
3) โto be honest iโve had one of the most incredible seasons a young guy has had in probably the last 10 yearsโ how the fuck?
In today's edition of a tennis player being unbelievably tone-deaf and full of himself:
"I've had one of the most incredible seasons a young guy has had in probably the last 10 years, & that is forgotten a little bit," says Alexander Zverev.
I mean, does he even hear himself?
iโm just gonna say it.. roger isnโt getting enough credit for getting to the 2nd week of consecutive slams after barely any competitive match play in over a year and double knee surgery at the age of 39
i mean he wasnโt very good at hiding his obsession with roger when he was an active player and his rival, but at least he tried but now heโs just gone full fanboy mode and thereโs nothing to stop him
iโve said this time and time again but even if novak wins 40 slams and has double the amount of weeks at
#1
iโm still always gonna call roger the goat because i, quite frankly, do no care about your stats and charts
i love you
@rogerfederer
and iโm so proud of every single match youโve played this year, win or lose itโs a privilege to continue to watch you play. thank you for it all โค๏ธ
#BREAKING
Tennis star Nick Kyrgios has been summonsed to face a Canberra court after allegedly assaulting a former girlfriend late last year | Exclusive via
@blake_foden