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Broadcaster, Journalist & Communications for Shadow Minister. Daily Express Columnist. RSA Fellow. Views are my own. Enquiries: david @asmtalent .co.uk

London, United Kingdom
Joined September 2019
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What a campaign! #VoteTory 🌳🇬🇧 @Daily_Express | 📸 Jonathan Buckmaster
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. @Jaack A work of art.
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‘Bosh & Posh’ - coming to @Channel4 #TheApprentice
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@ryanmarkparsons
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Can’t wait. First time I’ve ever been to Wetherspoons
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4 years
Booked the venue for the wedding today!! BUZZING 🥳 🎉 👰 🎩 💒
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@ryanmarkparsons
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Nothing more wonderful than us @iamtomskinner
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She’s hired! ❤️ #TheApprentice
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@ryanmarkparsons
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When Marianne started singing #TheApprentice
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I adore @iamtomskinner . As much as the others are great, won’t be entertaining anymore x #TheApprentice
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I’ve had a fabulous time. Although it wasn’t luxury, the process has been incredible. Can’t wait to share with you what’s next... #TheApprentice
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@ryanmarkparsons
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We’re actually passionately in love #TheApprentice @JemelinArtigas
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@ryanmarkparsons
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5 years
Please remove this woman from office
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Nicola Sturgeon says SNP victory is 'mandate for indyref2', as party makes big gains in Scotland
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@ryanmarkparsons
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4 years
Congratulations! It wasn’t meant to be with us, but I know both of you make an amazing couple 😘
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MY MUMMY TO BE SAID YES!!
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To everyone criticising me for staying true to myself: frankly I don’t respect what you think. I will always & unapologetically be Ryan-Mark. That will never change. #TheApprentice
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@ryanmarkparsons
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I love this video ♥️ @iamtomskinner @tomallencomedy
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You kept that quiet. I can’t believe it. Congratulations @iamtomskinner ! Hope you call the baby Ryan-Mark x
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To explain the orange/burnt face: went to Cannes when I got fired #TheApprentice
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This is mortifying 😱
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Daily Star
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Apprentice star Ryan-Mark Parsons spotted eating McDonalds with a knife and fork #TheApprentice
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@ryanmarkparsons
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That was me
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Had to take my phone number down 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I can't believe how many people wanted to talk to me 😂😂 I've got over 400 WhatsApp messages in the space of 10 minutes. Love you all guys. Then one person who rung up just breathing heavy down the phone WTF 😂🤣 Your all legends.
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One of the few that I will miss x
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I’m going to trademark ‘BOSH’ and sue @iamtomskinner
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Yesterday @iamtomskinner and I visited Harrods, Salon de Parfums on 6th floor. I adore Roja Parfums and before asking for the price, he picked one up and said ‘I’ll take that one’... The 100ml perfume was £600. He couldn’t back out, and so he bought it. 😂
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The most dysfunctional family you have ever seen
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Just slept on @iamtomskinner ’s mattress and pillows. The best sleep I’ve had in a LONG time. I was sinking into bed 🤤
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@ryanmarkparsons
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What was that Mark... Did you get some water with that meal? 😳 Glad to be your inspiration this morning! x
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Having my morning breakfast.... with a knife and fork, obviously. Am I famous yet? @ryanmarkparsons
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*You’re. The irony
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Thank you and goodnight x
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Bosh n’ Posh back tonight. Forget @antanddec #TheApprentice
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Who said fruit salad isn’t luxury? #TheApprentice
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Shame there’s no show this year, but at least you had the best one last year
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Goodbye x Read statement: #TheApprentice
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Happy Birthday @iamtomskinner . I can’t believe you’re a decade older than me 🤭
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It’s not over, until it’s over. #VoteTory 🌳🇬🇧
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Don’t be a u-turn like @DeanAhmad_ Make sure you head to your local polling station to vote in today’s #GE2019
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‘Quits’ or ITV regretting their casting decision...?
@MirrorCeleb
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Love Island's Ollie Williams quits after three days amid trophy-hunting scandal
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The troll under the bridge strikes again
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EXCLUSIVE | Apprentice's Marianne blasts 'rude' @ryanmarkparsons for 'having a vendetta against her'
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Ask about intolerances #AskRyanMark
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I’m back 😘 #TheApprentice
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Oh. My. Goodness.
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@ryanmarkparsons
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Oh yes! Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Warren Buffett... ‘Mark Wright’ the inspiration to children all over the country
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Not when it devalues the TV show that changed my life and gave me the opportunity to start a business. Young kids need the hope of success. Not some Ass trying to get 5 minutes of fake fame. There are other programs for that.
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One can never have a peaceful walk in Hyde Park. Seagulls, pigeons & rats everywhere! Not luxury.
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The Apprentice star Ryan-Mark gets his gold tooth stolen in seagull attack
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My Bosh Will Go On
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Happens after every Boardroom #TheApprentice
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Just us wondering why @ryanmarkparsons is lying on the floor in the boardroom? 🤔 #TheApprentice
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Wanted to wish everyone a wonderful Christmas. Spend time with family; indulge yourself and most importantly, relax ♥️
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Good Morning Britain x I’ve replaced @piersmorgan
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‘Ryan-Mark with regret, you’re fired’ #2019in5words
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Now Harry & Megan have gone... Your Majesty, it’s time you hired me. Even though I was fired by Lord Sugar; I will be a fabulous Royal x @RoyalFamily #TheQueen
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Personally, I love @ImLewisEllis ’ tattoos. I rub my hands against them every night
@Lord_Sugar
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Lewis your tattoos tell your story.What are you a Kindle. You have the right to do what you want to your body. I have the right of an opinion. I say they are horrible. When you're 50 on the beach you'll wear a T shirt. You will be an embarrassment to your kids.
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Memories
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I ardently condemn anyone who supports this... Trail hunting is undoubtedly being used as a cover to hunt foxes... so-called ‘accidents’ occur + very difficult to prosecute for illegal hunting. Enough.
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Enjoy your Pigs of Business in blankets
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Just watched #YoureFired with @tomallencomedy & @iamtomskinner . Still have some of his clothes today! His underwear is very soft, perhaps even luxury 😏 #TheApprentice
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@ryanmarkparsons
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Well they’ve departed from the privilege of being members of the Royal Family in various ways. Let Meghan have her opinion. @SkyNews should focus their coverage on the future of Prince Andrew, 8th in line to the throne, involved in an FBI investigation.
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You can't make political statements if you want to be a Royal. That's the price you pay for the privilege of a lifetime. Meghan Markle is trying to have her cake and eat it. The Sussexes should be stripped their titles.
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Took my driver to Harrods today. Doesn’t look very happy. @iamtomskinner
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Can I get a knife & fork with that?
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@iamtomskinner That fish looks terrified.
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Here is my beauty @LottieLion1 shopping for baby clothing with me in Harrods. She’s eager. The true love of my life ❤️ Thank you #TheApprentice for bringing us together x
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This is horrifying #TheApprentice Wednesday 9PM on BBC One 📺
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I love this. @BBC need to commission one programme about the journeys of all the business partners 👀
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Kicking off with my new apprentice Carina joined by other winners
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So @iamtomskinner said he will send me some luxury pillows. Make sure you send to: Her Majesty The Queen Buckingham Palace London SW1A 1AA
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Never film The Pig without warning #TheApprentice @ImLewisEllis
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How naughty
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I want to buy a mountain bike. I need some help on what one to get. Help me out guys.
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@iamtomskinner @bootlegger1974 There’s a wasp flying towards your cocktail sausage. Be careful x
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I never asked the producers if this place even had a hygiene rating
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. @Harrods ’ pillows vs @iamtomskinner ’s ‘pillas’ - you decide... #TheApprentice
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Anyone else find Amanda Holden completely insufferable and talentless? I really wonder how some people manage to get their platforms. She keeps popping up everywhere.
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Where’s your knife & fork @piersmorgan ! 🤨
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@piersmorgan
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Trying to guzzle a sneaky festive Big Mac at my local ⁦ @McDonalds ⁩ & the driver of this van is secretly papping me on his phone. Mate, you can’t shame me - I’m proud to be here! 🍔 🤣
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Sorry. Not sorry
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I’m not a supporter of @HackneyAbbott . However, the way she gets attacked on social media is unwarranted. Public servant for many years; an admirable MP for Hackney. Doesn’t deserve the abuse #GE2019
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I love her
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To EVERYONE asking me about The Apprentice auditions: be yourself. I know it’s cliché, but it’s a cut-throat multiple stage process... be FABULOUS x I’m not saying anymore on the matter
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Sorry @dailystar , you’ve got the wrong person
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Save me x
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Thomas Skinner ⚒
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Treating the boys to a well deserved bit of breaky. They was fantastic. In the @DuckandWaffle - We’ve kidnapped Ryan Mark an he’s gonna be in the boozer watching West Ham with us later.
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10 days left! #VoteTory 🌳🇬🇧
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Courtesy of Groves Caricatures @iamtomskinner #TheApprentice
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Off to see @iamtomskinner tomorrow in his new house. What should I buy him from Peter Jones ( @jlandpartners )?
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Date me?
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Tiffany & Co. Bond Street 💎
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Yes James, the whole nation saw them
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@ryanmarkparsons Just caught up on your episode. A lot of balls and character for someone so young.
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Thank goodness I have a good sturgeon #TheApprentice
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I was dreaming about being on top of you... in the ring ;) #TheApprentice
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Who punches with their eyes closed!! @ryanmarkparsons
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Wonderful to host ‘You’re Fired’, even just for one minute! #TheApprentice
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Don’t even try to compete with us. #TheApprentice Final - 9PM Wednesday on @BBCOne 🐷
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Next week is #TheApprentice Final! Huge congratulations to @carinalepore and @ScarlettAH_ 🥳
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I tried to watch #LoveIsland again and realised the people are insufferable. Painful to observe.
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If The Apprentice doesn’t air this year, can @BBCOne just broadcast 2019 series again. Thanks in advance xoxo
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Trains are not okay
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What would you do if we turned up at your door? #VoteConservative
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Time for a bonfire. Let’s get rid of the dead wood #TheApprentice 🔥
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@iamtomskinner Who wrote that for you? 😂
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Longer than your forehead
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@ryanmarkparsons Wonder how long you can drag out your 15 minutes of fame....
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MailOnline readers are a rare species. I’ve had the same or worse. You look incredible @mollymaehague x
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I was put into the back of a van and ended up at @iamtomskinner ’s gym. Learnt some boxing moves. Such fun! Next, Thomas comes to Harrods... #TheApprentice
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The Party that *actually* cares about farming & the Great British country. 🌳🇬🇧 #VoteTory
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I’m screaming! 😂 x
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