Ryan Carter @ryancarterlufc Twitter profile

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

If it doesn’t come from Ornstein, Romano or Connor’s mates’ mum at the airport, it ain’t happening. #lufc

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@mightywhite83 @Joe_tiff25 Because he’s an absolute fucking whopper.

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@ko_kiano Having followed his career closely for about 12 hours, I can confirm that he’s going to rip this league a new one. Exciting signing. But one swallow doesn’t make a summer. Still plenty more required to make this window anything like acceptable.

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@GrahamSmyth Tanaka & Schmidt. Business done. A thoroughly piss poor window.

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Ryan Carter

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3 months

@KateTracey12 Racing Creeps incoming😂

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@BerenCross If I was him, I’d be telling the club to make significant signings this week or I want out.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

3 months

@Joey7Barton @elonmusk The grift that keeps on grifting

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Ryan Carter

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1 month

@GrahamSmyth Absolute fucking garbage from start to finish. Same old Farke. Unable to change a game. Never looked like scoring second half. The ice is getting ever thinner for Farke.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

3 months

@nancyfroston Here she is. Morning, Nancy.

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Ryan Carter

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3 months

@nowdenblades @notluca77 If it’s Joe Tiffany, the bloke’s an absolute whopper. A clueless guesser. I’d take no notice of anything he tweets.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

Anyone who thinks #lufc are signing Calvin Stengs needs capturing very quickly and returning to their padded cell. Not a hope in hell.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

1 month

@LUFC Dallas coaching announcement incoming.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@BattsLUFC Right now, Brighton are a million miles ahead of Leeds. They’re a well run club by serious individuals who have a clear identity and vision. They’re everything that @LUFC @49ers are not.

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

Didn’t Hamer have a £15M release clause recently expire?! If we wanted him why didn’t we just activate that?! @LUFC @49ers Nothing but yank PR bullshit. #lufc

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

Leeds are 11/10 to beat West Brom today. For those who don’t understand betting, if you put £100 on Leeds to win, you’ll lose £100. #lufc

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Ryan Carter

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1 month

@BerenCross He doesn’t have the answers. He’s never had the answers. He never will have the answers. Get him gone!

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Ryan Carter

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18 days

@apopey Got exactly what we deserved. Sat back and asked for trouble from the minute we took the lead. Get Farke in the fucking bin.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

I’d like to know what ‘project’ was sold to Rodon and Bogle. The yanks need to start delivering immediately or things will turn very toxic very quickly. #lufc

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Ryan Carter

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3 months

@LufcZovic Who the fuck are you?! People pay their money and they’re entitled to voice their opinion however they see fit. Just like you are.

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@henrywinter I’d be staying put if I was him. Go in every day and train on my own and pickup my £300K p/w for the next 3 years.

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Ryan Carter

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21 days

@JoeDonnohue Other than the ‘10’ Farke has everything he asked for. He’s repeatedly said he trusts all his players. He’ll have to get on with it now and show us how good a manager he really is. 😂

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@BerenCross @FabrizioRomano Recruitment has been pretty piss poor from the 49ers on the whole. Remarkable considering the team full of experts we supposedly have dealing with it.

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Ryan Carter

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16 days

@Lizadorauk F*ck me!😍

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@apopey So he keeps fucking saying

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@JoeDonnohue He played Piroe at 10 because he’s a clueless, tactically inept tosser.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

The @49ers will be in shortly. #lufc

Domino's Pizza UK

@Dominos_UK

2 months

just had Arne Slot come in… and not buy anything

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Ryan Carter

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1 month

@GrahamSmyth Shown up again yesterday for his complete lack of tactical acumen. Rinse and repeat from so many games last season. We won’t be going up with Farke at the wheel. The driver of the #lufc bus needs changing and changing quickly.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@GrahamSmyth Farke’s words spoke volumes. Sadly, it was clear all along that a quality 10 was never arriving. The talk about Hamer & Sallai nothing more than PR bullshit. Eagerly awaiting the club to address the concerns of the fans via the Trust as they stated.

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@wi1son79 I couldn’t give a flying fuck. The cunt’s gone. Forget about him. Same with all the others.

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@nancyfroston Rutter or no Rutter, there’ll be no promotion with Farke. Completely out of his depth.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

3 months

@lufcgilly Plenty of mouth. Very little notable action. Like most yanks.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@BerenCross Last season, Farke spent 20 mins+ telling everyone he knew all about strikers. Rutter was a 9 and Piroe a 10. Eventually he realised he was clueless and talking complete bollocks and changed them. Yet here we are. How he got back on the bus after Wembley is astonishing.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

1 month

@GrahamSmyth This is absolutely fucking woeful. Farke simply has to go.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@Kris_Lufc7 He’s fucking wank, mate.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

3 months

@LUFC @flamingolanduk One of these days you’ll be delighted to announce a signing.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

1 month

@BerenCross He can dress it up however he likes. The bottom line is the football has been shite throughout. The form over the last 15 games or so has been dire. Same issues already happening again this season. Fail to win tomorrow and he’s gone IMO.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

3 months

@Sport_Witness @Jodiest74046187 Last year of contract. Hardly likely to require a ‘mega offer’

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@eljonesuk Get some peppermint essential oil. Mix with water and spray around edges of rooms/doors/windows. Works a treat👌

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@Natalie_Pike_ I’ll swap you them for the monster clash that is Leeds v Burnley in 2 weeks👌

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

Leeds United Football Club are seriously interested in signing Jack Clarke, Jonathan Rowe, Calvin Stengs and Gus Hamer. #lufc

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

4 months

And you fucked it all up @andrearadri #lufc

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

Live scenes from Elland Road as Kinnear, Steinsson & Hammond hold urgent recruitment meeting. #lufc

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

3 months

@BerenCross Rowe. What have the clubs been talking about all week? The weather? The Norfolk Broads? Bernard Matthews?

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

19 days

@ConorMcGilligxn 3-0 down at HT. No changes. Concede again on the hour. Struijk injured 70 mins and out until new year. Bamford, Piroe & Gelhardt on for the last 10.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

Rodon looks like he’s been sold a promise by a liar. #lufc

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@LUFC

2 months

🚌 #LUFC checking in!

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2 months

@LUFC Do us a favour. Go and give Steinsson, Hammond & Co a nudge. It’s time they were waking up.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

11 days

@ambergambler_ Proper Thai massages are insane. Those women are like Ninja Warriors.

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@emmagreenmodel Such a cruel disease. Condolences to you & your family, Emma. #RIP

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2 months

@TortosaExpat As a Leeds fan who has just seen us lose Archie Gray, I genuinely hope you can keep him. Always something special about watching one of your own.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@AdamCrafton_ Correct. He’s not the man for the job. He never was the man for the job. He never will be the man for the job. Shit or bust this time. He gets 8-10 games IMO. If not clear in the top 2 he’ll be gone.

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@BerenCross Embarrassing.

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@eddieleeds1 The @49ers have done absolutely nothing to suggest to me that they’re anywhere near capable of getting @LUFC back to where we want to be.

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@89_WYWhite @GrahamSmyth Ooh hard man. I’ll still be here whatever league we’re in. Just telling it how I see it.

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@emmagreenmodel 💪

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

4 months

@Pitbulls_Ghost The fact any human being can trust Orta over Bielsa on anything, especially football, is absolutely staggering. It’s no surprise at all that we are where we are.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@Heisholt Yes. And anyone who thinks otherwise is utterly fucking stupid.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@DebsHLUFC Aye, it’ll be number 76. Betty. The new canteen supervisor.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@LUFCDATA PR bullshit to say ‘we tried’ when we end up with some nobody. Or just nobody.

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Ryan Carter

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3 months

@nancyfroston @TheAthleticFC Late night again, Nancy?!

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@Sjopinion10 @deanbegley1 @MichelleDewbs Absolutely nailed on that the last time Dean saw a vagina was when he fell out of one.

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@OliviaBuzaglo You should try being a Leeds fan.

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Ryan Carter

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4 months

@Pitbulls_Ghost @BarneyLUFC21 100% Any half-decent manager/coach would have got that squad promoted. And comfortably so. Even allowing for the slow start. Farke’s failings have resulted in this situation.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@BattsLUFC It was absolutely fucking woeful. A massive 2 weeks for the yanks now to prove the ambition they (and Farke) keep talking about. Anything less than 4 signings, 3 of which need to be statement signings for starting XI and things will get very toxic for them. And rightly so!

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@apopey And I’m confident of shagging Margot Robbie

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@EbanieBridges The Katie Price picture

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

If Farke had any bollocks he’d resign. If the board had any bollocks they’d sack him. Yet here we are. Leeds, that! #lufc

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

3 months

@geoffbanksbet I think most sane individuals have no problem with genuine, identifiable, documented asylum seekers. However, most sane individuals do have a problem with unidentifiable, undocumented filth getting off boats and stabbing and raping our women & kids. And rightly fucking so.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@LeedsWoody1919 Wrong. The incompetence of @LUFC @49ers knows no bounds. Ambitious my bollocks!

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@SneakyScoffer1 @Pitbulls_Ghost @LUFC Nothing. And it never will under Farke. He’ll get 8-10 games max this time. If not clear in top 2 he’ll be gone.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

3 months

@JuniorFirpo03 @LUFC Man gonna be like Roberto Carlos this season👌

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

11 days

@Lady_Jay_Bee3 Nice wheels👌😂

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

Any news, Phil?! #lufc

Elland Back

@EllandBack1

2 months

Three words to describe Leeds Utd's current direction?

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@GFH49ersout Fingers crossed he doesn’t start now then. The football will be even worse than Farke’s. Don’t even think about it @LUFC @49ers Potter or Knutsen and 4 quality signings. Get something right for once or fuck off and take RB with you.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@eddieleeds1 @49ers @LUFC Bates was a cunt. But for the most part, at least he was an honest cunt. This mob are pissing up our backs and telling us it’s raining.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@eddieleeds1 @JoeDonnohue Anyone who thinks he’s the answer is going to be seriously disappointed. He’s nowhere near ready to be leading the line for a supposed Championship favourite.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

I’d be all over Buendia on loan to replace Rutter. Missed all last season injured. Unused sub yesterday. Villa plenty of options at top end of pitch. Worked with Farke at Norwich. #lufc

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

Cc: @LUFC @49ers #lufc

Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

Live scenes from Elland Road as Kinnear, Steinsson & Hammond hold urgent recruitment meeting. #lufc

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@marshyleeds That was Paraag ‘I negotiate contracts in my sleep’ Marathe. All mouth and very little action. Like most yanks. It’s time for this gobshite to put his money where his considerable mouth is now. Failure to do so and the @49ers need to fuck off. They’ll be hounded out.

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Ryan Carter

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3 months

@Kershaw444 There’ll be streams on here just before K/O. Check out @EllandBack1

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

Commercial deals trophy. PSR trophy. 90 points trophy. We’ll have to build a new cabinet before much longer. #lufc

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@NCFC_Transfers @ko_kiano @lequipe Unless there’s a change of circumstances between Rowe and your club, you’ll not be getting £15M. With things as they are now, I’d say an initial £7/8M with a couple more in add-ons probably does the job.

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Ryan Carter

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1 month

@CiaranKelly__ Won’t have to be very good to get in ahead of Bogle.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

4 months

@Pitbulls_Ghost He’s no loss for me. Easily replaceable.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

3 months

@mattylufc_ @Pitbulls_Ghost Correct. For a team expected to dominate most games, we simply do not need Ampadu, Gruev and Kamara.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

4 months

@__Danny_Collins @Pitbulls_Ghost They’ve already said they want no repeat of last summer and that they are 4/5 weeks better off in terms of time. Shouldn’t be going anywhere near the end of the window in terms of incomings. Let’s see if they can back up the talk with action.

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@Foxytwentyone @Kershaw444 Makes great saves from time to time but just makes far too many errors. Woeful with his feet and no command of area. Golden glove last year down to team defensively more than him individually. On most metrics last season he was very poor.

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Ryan Carter

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3 months

@IzzyPhillips @Lizadorauk Cracking pic👌

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@El_Loco_Jo He did say that. But I think it was just ‘words’ rather than hinting that anything is imminent.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@JoeDonnohue Farke regularly saying that the ‘key people’ are working unbelievable hard behind the scenes. At the next presser, can you ask him what the fuck Steinsson, Hammond & Co are actually doing to earn their money?! There’s absolutely no excuse for such levels of incompetence.

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Ryan Carter

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22 days

@GrahamSmyth Absolutely shite from start to finish.

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Ryan Carter

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4 months

@EbanieBridges @Pitbulls_Ghost 😂 For most people it’s to stop china, glass, cutlery etc getting scratched on or scratching the sink.

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@utdwhitepeacock Norwich wouldn’t want Gelhardt. And rightly so.

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Ryan Carter

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2 months

@BerenCross Tell him to turn the lights off on his way out.

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Ryan Carter

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22 days

@henrywinter @melharvey72 Perhaps Son should be asking his employers why Spurs flew off to Australia to play Newcastle in a meaningless game straight after the final whistle of the last game of last season.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@AIILeedsArentWe Gross negligence from the board and the recruitment team. The LB, CM & winger should already be here with Rutter’s replacement still to come. Absolutely no excuses whatsoever for this sheer incompetence from @LUFC @49ers

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@past_sunderland Leeds fan. Genuinely can’t see us paying what you’ll want. In fact, I’d be absolutely astonished if we do. IMO he’ll either go to PL or sign new contract with you.

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Ryan Carter

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3 months

@heppelltron Happy birthday, Lynz. Hope you have a good ‘un🍻👌

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@Pitbulls_Ghost Fuck Rowe. We need a new fucking GK. Meslier is absolute wank.

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

2 months

@lukehepton1919 @GFH49ersout Unless there’s serious and significant investment from @LUFC @49ers in the next 2 weeks, we’ll be nowhere near the top 6. We’ve got a paper thin squad and half of it are either GK’s or cripples. Miles off!

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Ryan Carter

@ryancarterlufc

3 months

@GrahamSmyth @DarylRS29 The yanks telling porkies again. Who’d have thought it?! Only Leeds could get so many dodgy owners. It’s fucking laughable!

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