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@russel_nelson

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$1 BILLION =1492 Columbus in America, 528 years × 365 days =542,560 days ago. $1B÷542,569 days = $1843/day since Columbus was here. Fuck your rich.

South Dakota, USA
Joined October 2016
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My rope work is improving greatly. This began life with me as an 8' piece of hemp rope. It is now a bell rope handle. #art #Maker I've got many items #forsale and do custom pieces. Let me know what your ideas are.
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100 square foot? That is area. Area is squared, length times width. Devy's farm is 10 foot by 10 foot. What kind of tractor you reckon that takes? #imafarmerlikenunes
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#fixtrumpin5words From money laundering to prison laundry
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#SyphilisDon is still trending?
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@DonaldJTrumpJr No, but she DID get what she was told was coming to her if she continued. Side note, nobody else crawled through that window after that, did they.
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@tomjaycox @funder Not kids, please! Young adults is a much better title for them.
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@mmpadellan @alonsob_exmsft @realDonaldTrump That is so much of Humperdoo's problem. That he is absolutely ignorant about what is or isn't legal. Lucky for us, his confessions are screamed at reporters on the south lawn😂
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@Scottcrates I. Couldn't. Finish. It. 40 hours a week is nearly slavery! And having to do errands on weekends? NO! No! Can we get a NoFundMe page set up? Please?
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@PoliticalHeap Don't wear it in the cold! It'll shrink up to a nose warmer.
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@AhrenWade @thehill @AOC That's about the stupidest thing that I'm likely to read today. congratulations.
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@JoyceWhiteVance @BarbMcQuade 2 of my favorites to hear from, Barb and Joyce.
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@KarlaKush420 @brownandbella 😂 like a miniature t-shirt cannon?
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@DevinNunes Moooooooooooo
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@mitchellvii I'll take the one that rejects assistance from foreign governments to get elected.
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@jellispants @Yowan Orrrrr empty popcorn bucket.
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@JonMesser7 @Salon @MalcolmNance Right? Come at me with a threat like that and I'd call a press conference to announce a party switch.
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@CyrusMMcQueen Hugh Grant made a stunning observation the other day. It was that the press essential killed his mother and now they're going after his wife.
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@MikeBloomberg @VoteEarlyNow 62 BILLION dollars. That's equal to $85,000 A DAY since the birth of Christ. We need another old, white, rich, misogynist like we need a Russian in the Whitehouse.
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@wmdxiii @mmpadellan @alonsob_exmsft @realDonaldTrump 😂 I was torn between Humperdoo and Trumperdoo.
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I'd get a new ass. Mine has a crack in it. #IfIWonTheLottery
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@TruthOuter @mommybizblog Well, standing in line for 2 hours when large gatherings are discouraged is a good start.
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@UberFacts When a mommy eel and a daddy eel love each other very much they...
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@Dyslexic_aDve @DevinCow Or a cst while you're high.
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Delicious bacon! #SpoilAMovieIn2Words
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@Theonewhocums_ @NationalDazeTag That would go well with my carrot.
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@postlocal @flanbites This is why. It's odd, quirky and we're talking about it. I'm sure that there are those that are bent out of shape about it but i think that it's funny.
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@SethAbramson Or, like he's sick? @maddow just reported that a Brazilian rubbing shoulders with Trumperdoo this weekend is positive for #TrumpVirus
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@AndyKroll @MrJonCryer Real billionaires don't run around trying to convince everyone that they are billionaires. They buy judges and politicians. They want to keep a lid on it.
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@mikepompeo Sooo, why did you stop fighting for families? Could it be because it's more profitable to take money for those whom you're supposed to be fighting?
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@j5891jonathan @Truactive @Jwheels_74 No, she screamed, I hope your kids get cancer. You know, the way a civil person would.
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@PabloNazareno1 @FrankMcG Oh, yes not. $420,000,000 in debt doesn't exactly scream affluent.
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@Grymoria @UberFacts Cats are mammals. Mammals A) have hair and B) drink milk. Just curious, where did you hear that they were lactose intolerant?
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@Katherine120394 @maddenifico How do the other countries do it? Hmm? It's not like we're trying to reinvent the wheel here.
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"MOOve! " she bellered as she lumbered forward, "MOOve!" Her tits swinging in the breeze as her big ass swayed back and forth with each step, "MOOve!" "What is your big hurry, you old cow?" called a passed up heifer. "The #grass is always greener on the other side." #vss365
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@Bennie_Rae31 @roywoodjr The only thing shocking was that he was openly gay.
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@DeathCar72 @LyfeIzWeerd By not calling them the names running through his head.
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@realDonaldTrump If the investigation started before you got elected, how did they know to investigate you, Mr Whichhunt? 😂 You're that important that "they" we're going to start something before you got elected? I do love that you are spun out though. This part is fun.
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@d_la_reina @NiteniteMelissa I am amazed that I have more than a few stories of people just like this, not 50+ either. I knew a woman, didn't have a pot to piss in, had pleurisy, couldn't have afforded the meds much less a doctor visit, everything in her life was the libs fault. It's ignorance.
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@DaisyTom5 @Teri_Kanefield I had a heated exchange with a R woman that was absolutely convinced that the reason that she couldn't get Medicare was that "the blacks" were all on it and used it all up rather than accepting that the Rs doesn't want anybody to have it.
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@TheRickyDavila True. She's just Rush Limbaugh with lipstick and smaller chesticals
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@TeaPainUSA If you haven't dropped AT&T yet, ask yourself why not? This resistance isn't just TALKING about shit, it's about DOING shit. AT&T bought access to @POTUS in order to repeal #NetNeutrality in order to charge you more money.
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@WillRabbe @NatashaBertrand I'd think that @DevinNunes would have secured meetings with them before he wasted his time.😂 But hey! ....Devin...
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@DogStarGirl @CNN I did. She can say in 6 different languages, "Anal is $50 extra".
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@MrRobot101 @theliamnissan @RhondaBarket Shame? Given her trailer park ways, I suspect that she's just having a smoke while she pisses.
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@jihadwatchRS Womp womp
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@mattdizwhitlock @ChrisMurphyCT Lies? What are the truths then? Educate us.
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@DakotaStandard Good. Hold their feet to the fire.
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@StevenBeschloss It is unfathomable that any one could be so ignorant to do many contacts with people from the same group of people. Especially after they had been warned over and over. I'm seeing a Present Pelosi in the near future.
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@sjnr76 @StormyDaniels Yet she lives in your head😂
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@Brasilmagic @wildwestleft Perhaps a certain inaugural reception fund that shall remain nameless.
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@stonecold2050 Yeah. I did not see aunt for about 3 minutes.
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@KristiNoem Yes he did! Thanks to everyone that supported Joe's infrastructure bill! Please resign.
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#denturedonald Ishrael! Pleashe, Pleashe shtop, shoon thish mush mouth will jusht be a dishtant memory. Hish daysh are numbered.
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@nyi_news @Jim_Jordan Let's not forget, closing arguments to a trial that he wasn't required to attend.
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@Dax_x98 I'd slow smoke a brisket, 18 hours or so, on fresh artisan with mayo and touch of mustard and provolone.
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@govkristinoem COME ON IN AND BRING YOUR DISEASE WITH YOU!! We've hit a peak and ready to hit it again. Motorcycle rally, bring your Covid*. Dictators that need a trout sniffed, bring your Covid*. Klan Rally, bring your Covid*. *If you can't supply your own Covid, Covid will be supplied to you
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@FloridaTommy2G @donwinslow @MyMiaLove @indiebound Why in the fuck would anyone want to go there in the first place?
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@erin_bartram @504katherine That's what happens when the rich get to make up the rules.
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@MiriamElder hahaha GET 'EM!!! Troll the trolls! The must have taken the discount ESL program, the EOHL program, English as a One and a Half Language🤣
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@mkraju 😂 Agolf Twittler isn't going to know how to act now that he has checks and balances. Before, he wasn't even accountable to a spouse. Now he's accountable to the public and the Dems WILL do their jobs.
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#addnipplestoanything Without nipples, boobs are pointless!
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@eagle4congress President told the military to do it when it was safe. Guess that they did. Sooooo, you know something that the military doesn't?
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@johnastoehr @SethAbramson This may be part of what DoS wants to meet the Gang of 8 for.
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@buttigiegwins @TeaPainUSA @PeteButtigieg A masterclass in the importance of being informed on the subject. Women are having third term abortions mehr mehr mehr... Pete says, yeah less than 1%... Then he goes on to rub salt in the wound.
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@TheRickWilson He is correct when he calls himself "no president".
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@Flatscat17 @DevinNunes We had one, 3 years ago. We'll have another next year.
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@mflynnJR Hahaha Your dad's a traitor that deserves the sentence that he gets plus 25 years. I'd be surprised if you don't go down too.
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@Dax_x98 That mother though...huh?
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@TheWeirdWorld Decades ago, the movie Halloween movie came out, a friend of mine took his girlfriend. As the credits rolled she was gathering her coat when he blurted out, "Did you see that? It said that this movie was based on a real event and he was last spotted here!" She freaked out 🤣
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@engineeringvids That's 924 lbs for you metric deficients.
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@realDonaldTrump 😂 oh Donny...these are small potatoes, just imagine having to deal with something real. #TrumpResign
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@harveyjkaye @johncusack In the 50s, when unions were strong, America was strong. ORGANIZE! Join your unions! Stop listening to the people that unions are meant to battle.
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hahaha I'm chuckling good #pieweekend comments! Maybe your Nazi loving supporters will keep you in business but I hope not.
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@CoreyRForrester Can you imagine the ass beating a regular 17 year old kid would have taken had they asked their mother to drive them 2 hours to play Billy Badass with an assault rifle?
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@lifesafeast @mikepompeo Or Vladdy or Trumpergoo?
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@bluebludgardenr @RepMattGaetz @realDonaldTrump I love the fact that simpletons are unable to get Hillary out of their minds.
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@UberFacts On the day that Prince died, doves cried.
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@KristiNoem Be well and resign.
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@safetyinletters @TheScottCharles @designmom That's exactly what they thought. They going to go home and regale all who would listen with tails about how the took over the Capitol in the name of justice. We are lucky that these knuckle dragging troglodytes are as stupid as they look. Recording yourself committing felonies?
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@RealGnarlyBob @Shaere10 @DevinNunes @DailyCaller Trust me, that sounded more clever in your head.
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@thehill Should have wore a mask. Womp womp.
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OH RABBI!!! #FearTWD
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@Goss30Goss @f_wizle_grande That's all of the Russian bot activity that they talk about.
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